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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 24, 2015 21:49:31 GMT -5
I feel like I have to actively suppress my inner JBL/Heel Cole when I see this guy. I don't mind you not having a conventional look(Bruiser Brody did not have a conventional look), I don't have any issue with a wrestler who's small(Rey Mysterio moved merch like no other except Cena), I don't have an issue with a wrestler with a little bit of flab on them(Samoa Joe has flab and is awesome). However, at least make sure you look like a pro wrestler. This guy looks like such a, to use a term regularly used in the UK, a "knobhead." Honestly check out the match Dave Mastiff had against Samoa Joe and you can see why I feel Mastiff should be in be Grado's spot. Mastiff German Suplex's Joe which caused me to mark out like no tomorrow. Dave is far from conventional and moves like a cruiser weight yet weighs almost 300lbs.
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Post by Essential1 on Feb 25, 2015 1:21:44 GMT -5
This guy looks like he'd get fired from McDonalds on his first day.
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Post by Super Weak Machine on Feb 25, 2015 1:38:20 GMT -5
I hear he makes excellent headphones.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Feb 25, 2015 10:25:12 GMT -5
I feel like I have to actively suppress my inner JBL/Heel Cole when I see this guy. I don't mind you not having a conventional look(Bruiser Brody did not have a conventional look), I don't have any issue with a wrestler who's small(Rey Mysterio moved merch like no other except Cena), I don't have an issue with a wrestler with a little bit of flab on them(Samoa Joe has flab and is awesome). However, at least make sure you look like a pro wrestler. This guy looks like such a, to use a term regularly used in the UK, a "knobhead." Honestly check out the match Dave Mastiff had against Samoa Joe and you can see why I feel Mastiff should be in be Grado's spot. Mastiff German Suplex's Joe which caused me to mark out like no tomorrow. Dave is far from conventional and moves like a cruiser weight yet weighs almost 300lbs. Mastiff managed to pull off a springboard moonsault as well on the last Bootcamp show before America. He's a marvel to see live as well.
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Feb 25, 2015 11:00:04 GMT -5
Post by Hypnosis on Feb 25, 2015 11:00:04 GMT -5
First time I have seen Grado wrestle last night on Impact. As a Brit, I feel I should apologise on behalf of all right minded Britons to the fans in the US. I feel embarrassed about the masses of my fellow countrymen cheering this useless wobbling mass. I apologize for Tommy Dreamer being sent to the UK as well.
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Feb 25, 2015 11:20:21 GMT -5
Post by chrom on Feb 25, 2015 11:20:21 GMT -5
They must've chosen him because he was cheap and they've gotten what they paid for, same way when they chose Lei'd Tapa over Ivelisse.
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Feb 25, 2015 11:23:41 GMT -5
Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 25, 2015 11:23:41 GMT -5
They must've chosen him because he was cheap and they've gotten what they paid for, same way when they chose Lei'd Tapa over Ivelisse. I don't feel this is the case because {Spoiler}Noam Dar and Rampage Brown get a match. Plus Dave Mastiff wrestled on explosion
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 25, 2015 11:42:05 GMT -5
This guy looks like he'd get fired from McDonalds on his first day. More than likely for eating french fries off people's trays and clogging the men's bathroom's toilet.
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Feb 26, 2015 8:38:25 GMT -5
Post by sternrogers01 on Feb 26, 2015 8:38:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 14:56:54 GMT -5
His actual ability is quite poor but his ability to make most audiences go mental cannot be denied.
Maybe it is a Scottish thing where we lack talent so we embrace the c*** that makes us laugh but I cannot hate Grado. He has become what most fans want to be. He represents me, the obnoxious Scottish guy most people want to hit.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 16:30:58 GMT -5
I was so glad when Bram Bram destroyed this guy. I heard about Grado for weeks before seeing him, it had a very Gabbo-like effect where I was ready to hate.
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Feb 28, 2015 16:34:07 GMT -5
Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Feb 28, 2015 16:34:07 GMT -5
His actual ability is quite poor but his ability to make most audiences go mental cannot be denied. Maybe it is a Scottish thing where we lack talent so we embrace the c*** that makes us laugh but I cannot hate Grado. He has become what most fans want to be. He represents me, the obnoxious Scottish guy most people want to hit. That explains so much. And yet, you still produced Craig Ferguson. So, you should strive for greater heights.
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Feb 28, 2015 16:37:48 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2015 16:37:48 GMT -5
His actual ability is quite poor but his ability to make most audiences go mental cannot be denied. Maybe it is a Scottish thing where we lack talent so we embrace the c*** that makes us laugh but I cannot hate Grado. He has become what most fans want to be. He represents me, the obnoxious Scottish guy most people want to hit. That explains so much. And yet, you still produced Craig Ferguson. So, you should strive for greater heights. I wish Frankie Boyle made me wrestling appearances other than the one he did to promote Scottish independence. That dude's promos would be ridiculously epic.
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Feb 28, 2015 18:44:56 GMT -5
Post by Emmet Russell on Feb 28, 2015 18:44:56 GMT -5
Did I miss the change over in wrestling fans where it's suddenly cool to cheer for people that look like they deserve a nice, stiff punch to the face? because that's what Grado is to me yet people seem to love him? I don't understand the appeal at all.
I wonder how he will fair in the U.S, if they choose to continue using him on Impact. Because I don't see him fitting in and appealing to an American audience in the slightest.
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Feb 28, 2015 19:12:17 GMT -5
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 28, 2015 19:12:17 GMT -5
No, they will hopefully not use him in the US. He will be like Kris Lewie and nobody in America wants to see that again. Remember, in British Boot Camp, he missed a meeting and if Al Snow rightfully had his way, he would have been sent home.
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Feb 28, 2015 20:15:08 GMT -5
Post by Emmet Russell on Feb 28, 2015 20:15:08 GMT -5
That missed meeting on British Boot Camp was staged beyond belief. I lost a lot of interest in the show after all the segments with Grado and Snow - it was so fake.
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Feb 28, 2015 21:32:54 GMT -5
Post by chrom on Feb 28, 2015 21:32:54 GMT -5
His actual ability is quite poor but his ability to make most audiences go mental cannot be denied. Maybe it is a Scottish thing where we lack talent so we embrace the c*** that makes us laugh but I cannot hate Grado. He has become what most fans want to be. He represents me, the obnoxious Scottish guy most people want to hit. That explains so much. And yet, you still produced Craig Ferguson. So, you should strive for greater heights. Craig Ferguson, Groundskeeper Willie and Morrigan Aensland are the only good things Scotland has produced and two out of the three are fictional characters.
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Feb 28, 2015 21:50:43 GMT -5
Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 28, 2015 21:50:43 GMT -5
That explains so much. And yet, you still produced Craig Ferguson. So, you should strive for greater heights. Craig Ferguson, Groundskeeper Willie and Morrigan Aensland are the only good things Scotland has produced and two out of the three are fictional characters. What about William Wallace
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Mar 1, 2015 0:19:33 GMT -5
That explains so much. And yet, you still produced Craig Ferguson. So, you should strive for greater heights. Craig Ferguson, Groundskeeper Willie and Morrigan Aensland are the only good things Scotland has produced and two out of the three are fictional characters. Karen Gillan?
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Post by lionheart21 on Mar 1, 2015 1:27:33 GMT -5
He looks like Colt Cabana's non-union Scottish equivalent.
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