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Post by bmfjules on Feb 17, 2015 16:58:59 GMT -5
Let's say instead of going for the great sight gag of the squirt gun and Vince pissing himself they go full on Hollywood (hell they would "legit" fake kill Vince less than a decade later anyway) and have Austin put three slugs in Vince's chest complete with realistic sound effects etc....
Now how do you book Vince's comeback and build to Wrestlemania 15?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 17:36:52 GMT -5
Vince walks out slowly, covered in frost, eyes fixated straight with no movement. He has just come out of his cryorgenic chamber...
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Post by Cela on Feb 17, 2015 17:43:53 GMT -5
Steve Austin is then executed by lethal injection.
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 17, 2015 17:45:21 GMT -5
I'd be a little disturbed if people continued to cheer him after that.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 17:49:25 GMT -5
"If you wanna see ol' Stone Cold murder Vince McMahon in cold blood on live TV give me a 'Hell yeah!'"
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 17, 2015 17:49:46 GMT -5
Wait a second......you mean Austin murders Vince on camera? Not even Vince Russo would go there.
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Post by Main Eventer on Feb 17, 2015 17:51:15 GMT -5
Storyline ends with Triple H f***ing Vince in a Kane mask.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 17, 2015 18:16:26 GMT -5
Wait a second......you mean Austin murders Vince on camera? Not even Vince Russo would go there. But Dutch Mantell/Zeb Coulter might! |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 17, 2015 18:18:00 GMT -5
Steve Austin is then executed by lethal injection. His execution closes out RAW to their biggest ratings ever. |
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Post by Fade on Feb 17, 2015 18:19:20 GMT -5
Turns out Austin shot Shane in a Vince Mask. But who..?
Vince: IT WAS ME AUSTIN
Cue J.R cussin out the Boss...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 17, 2015 18:30:59 GMT -5
Raw is canceled.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 18:46:24 GMT -5
Austin literally becomes "Ice man" Richard Kuklinski.
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Post by bmfjules on Feb 17, 2015 18:46:30 GMT -5
Wait a second......you mean Austin murders Vince on camera? Not even Vince Russo would go there. Vince McMahon would. This is indisputable fact. I mean he already has went there, twice. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2015 18:48:19 GMT -5
angle happens
the next week, worked shoot opening, Lawler and JR with a stern look on their face apologising for what was broadcast and ensuring the fans that it was an accident, Austin was meant to have a prop but it somehow got mixed up with the real thing, Authorities are looking in to the incident, in the mean time Austin is so shaken up he won't be at Raw.
Shane and Stephanie realise they own more shares than Linda after inheriting them from Vince and force her out of the company, Austin suddenly returns to fued with Shane and Stephanies handpicked champion, The Rock???
Austin beats The Rock at Wrestlemania thanks to a returning Vince Mcmahon interfering.
The next night he announces that as he is still alive and it was all a stunt to gain ratings, Steph and Shane never inherited those shares so Vince is reinstated as CEO. Austin starts blackmailing Vince claiming to have information on the real reason he faked his death "after all Vince, I pulled the trigger, I know whats going on". Vince calls Austin crazy and has him escorted from the building and suspends him.
Austin starts showing up outside WWF shows (and in crowds, getting thrown out and never aknowledged by announcers), eventually Austin sneaks in because the stooges make a comedic mistake and let him in. Austin interrupts a match gets a few seconds on a mic before being cut off and shouts "insurance scam"
turns out Linda and Vince tried to cash in on a life insurance policy taken out on Vince.
a detective starts poking his nose around, Vince gives Austin his job back, a title shot and a pay increase in exchange for his discretion.
Vince and Linda are cleared of all wrong doings.
the end
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 17, 2015 18:52:50 GMT -5
"If you wanna see ol' Stone Cold murder Vince McMahon in cold blood on live TV give me a 'Hell yeah!'" "Hell..... yeah?" /fans all shrug in confusion/ |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Feb 17, 2015 18:55:08 GMT -5
Wait a second......you mean Austin murders Vince on camera? Not even Vince Russo would go there. Vince McMahon would. This is indisputable fact. I mean he already has went there, twice. And Vince suffered major fallout for the limo angle which only died off because of the Benoit murder/suicide happening. Having the company's main babyface commit murder on tv is just begging for the media to condemn WWF to the point of USA considering dropping Raw and all of WWF's advertisers & deals to run for the hills in order to not suffer from the blowback. |
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 17, 2015 18:56:36 GMT -5
Wait a second......you mean Austin murders Vince on camera? Not even Vince Russo would go there. He'd have had David Arquette do it, bro. |
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Post by thecrusherwi on Feb 17, 2015 18:59:52 GMT -5
As an 11 year old kid, I liked Austin, but I also thought he was a loose cannon that didn't have the greatest morals. I was relieved that he didn't actually murder Vince. I wasn't sure until I saw the flag.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 17, 2015 20:34:47 GMT -5
He did end up fulfilling the promise of making Vince's eyes pop out of his head with the Bang 3:16 gun.
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Post by JCBaggee on Feb 17, 2015 22:14:51 GMT -5
New Nailz?
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