Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 6, 2015 6:11:31 GMT -5
Tonight on Impact -Eric Young vs Kurt Angle vs Bobby Roode -The Revolution vs The Wolves for the tag titles -Kong vs Taryn for the knockouts title -Spud calls out EC3
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 6, 2015 6:39:38 GMT -5
If Taryn loses the title to Kong I'll spend my Friday Night in tears.
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Post by Chip Chipperson on Mar 6, 2015 6:50:34 GMT -5
So we're still doing The Revolution Vs The Wolves thing, huh?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 6, 2015 9:50:04 GMT -5
So we're still doing The Revolution Vs The Wolves thing, huh? It's not like they got that many tag team options.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 10:47:30 GMT -5
So we're still doing The Revolution Vs The Wolves thing, huh? It's not like they got that many tag team options. Plus your most marketable tag team guy can't leave America, anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 14:19:59 GMT -5
So much wrestling tonight. Impact, New Japan, and I got tickets to the NXT show. It's a wrestling version of f*** marry kill, or in this case live record skip. Let's see...I'll watch NXT live, record New Japan, skip Impact. Because Impact without the thread is a fruitless endeavor.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 6, 2015 19:04:14 GMT -5
Impact has really scared my brain. You can look at these line up of matches and see nothing but potential for great wrestling and that should get you excited, but you know it's Impact and it's going to be the complete opposite.
There's no way I should see a match like Roode/EY/Angle and not be excited. But I just can't any-more. Not on Impact. It's such a tainted brand.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 6, 2015 19:11:50 GMT -5
Impact has really scared my brain. You can look at these line up of matches and see nothing but potential for great wrestling and that should get you excited, but you know it's Impact and it's going to be the complete opposite. There's no way I should see a match like Roode/EY/Angle and not be excited. But I just can't any-more. Not on Impact. It's such a tainted brand. Impact is such a non-factor to me nowadays. I never get hype for stuff on this show. Some dudes dick around. Some of it is good, some of it not so much. None of it matters in the end. That's TNA in a nutshell right now. It's better than the Spike shows but it's not like the bar was set particuarly high there. The only things I'm interested in are a potential Angle/Lashley match and the inevitable blow-off to Spud/ECIII. Everything else, it's like, "who could possibly care?"
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 6, 2015 19:17:50 GMT -5
Impact has really scared my brain. You can look at these line up of matches and see nothing but potential for great wrestling and that should get you excited, but you know it's Impact and it's going to be the complete opposite. There's no way I should see a match like Roode/EY/Angle and not be excited. But I just can't any-more. Not on Impact. It's such a tainted brand. Impact is such a non-factor to me nowadays. I never get hype for stuff on this show. Some dudes dick around. Some of it is good, some of it not so much. None of it matters in the end. That's TNA in a nutshell right now. It's better than the Spike shows but it's not like the bar was set particuarly high there. The only things I'm interested in are a potential Angle/Lashley match and the inevitable blow-off to Spud/ECIII. Everything else, it's like, "who could possibly care?" There's so few likeable characters on the show that it's almost impossible to care. Angle, the top guy, is easily one of the most annoying and hypocritical characters on the whole show - what a wonderful babyface! Spud and EC3 are the only two I think I actually care about, and they almost had their feud ruined by inserting ... Mr Anderson ... out of no where. Took away almost all my interest in a hurry. How do you ruin such a basic, easy-to-follow story like that? you complicate it and add people that don't belong. Brilliant. I like Taryn and Kong. I hope they get some time to have a good match on the show. It's one I am actually looking forward too: a champion that loves to bump and a monster challenger. It has potential.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Mar 6, 2015 20:03:12 GMT -5
I have exactly zero interest in that triple threat match.
F***** match has Kurt Angle, Eric Young, and Bobby Roode and I don't give a shit. Nice work, Big John.
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Mar 6, 2015 20:16:05 GMT -5
BTW, what in the name of everything that's holy has Big John Gaburick do to be a booker in any promotion anywhere?
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Mar 6, 2015 20:59:23 GMT -5
Josh: Welcome to Impact Wrestling! Man, Trini was so gorgeous. She had a pretty nice ass in that Yellow Ranger suit. Taz: I hate to break it out to you, but the Yellow Ranger was a man in the fight footage! Josh: Damn you, Japan! Always wanna make my childhood a goddamn lie! Taz: Shut up, Josh! You're just plain stupid!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 6, 2015 20:59:31 GMT -5
You know Impact Wrestling Unlocked would be awesome, if the text was just someone MST3King the entire thing.
"MVP's Playmaker has beaten some people. It's sad that move has beaten anyone, even if it was Zack Gowen."
"Drew Galloway debut last week, in the stupidest way possible."
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Mar 6, 2015 20:59:41 GMT -5
I always thought Kevin Dunn's camera work is bad... then I watch TNA. Holy hell.
Also, another week of Impact. Yay.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 6, 2015 21:00:52 GMT -5
Welp, look out everyone here comes Impacto.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 6, 2015 21:00:45 GMT -5
Here comes the pain.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Mar 6, 2015 21:00:53 GMT -5
You know Impact Wrestling Unlocked would be awesome, if the text was just someone MST3King the entire thing. "MVP's Playmaker has beaten some people. It's sad that move has beaten anyone, even if it was Zack Gowen." "Drew Galloway debut last week, in the stupidest way possible." This thread pretty much does that.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Mar 6, 2015 21:01:31 GMT -5
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 6, 2015 21:01:32 GMT -5
Black on whatever the hell Kaval is crime.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 6, 2015 21:01:35 GMT -5
The Overdrive made the video package, not even Brock Lesnar could make that move credible.
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