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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 7, 2015 13:02:09 GMT -5
*Roman Reigns on Lesnar*
Roman Reigns: If he bleeds, we can kill it.
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Vince McMahon: You were my hope, Roman Reigns, and you failed me...MISERABLY!
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mattyy
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holy moly its the big homie
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Post by mattyy on Mar 7, 2015 13:39:44 GMT -5
Rusev: If he dies, he dies.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 7, 2015 13:43:10 GMT -5
IWC: WHAT'S THAT SMELL???
WWE: Dookie!
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Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Mar 7, 2015 13:50:05 GMT -5
Kane: Come on, Show. The Authority want us to interfere in the main event.
Big Show: Again!?! I'm too old for this shit.
one week later...
Kane: Alright, Show. I just talked to the Authority. They want us to interfere in the main event.
Big Show: Again!? Surely, you can't be serious!
Kane: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Post by Tyrannosaurus Sex on Mar 7, 2015 14:50:20 GMT -5
CM Punk's last conversation with Triple H:
CM Punk: "Let's start with... Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Hunter, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Jeff Hardy, and I can paint that nose for $9.99! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got..."
Bray Wyatt: "The whole world in his nose!"
CM Punk: "Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!"
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Mar 7, 2015 17:07:56 GMT -5
Paul Heyman to Undertaker: "Play dead.... BE DEAD!" (From Pet Semetary)
Edge to Christian after a TLC match: "Lets go get sushi and not pay"
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 7, 2015 20:00:32 GMT -5
Brock Lesnars former boss Colonel Jimmy Hart looking over the whole roster about to go up against him turns to Triple H and says-you send that many don't forget one thing
Triple H-What?
Hart- a good supply of bodybags
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Post by An Old Villain on Mar 8, 2015 1:21:19 GMT -5
Reigns beats Lesnar, crowd chants for Rollins to come cash in, announce team does that awkward 'pretend nothing is going to happen but you totally know it is' thing, Vinces face appears on the tron and says "You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go!" ala Ferris Bueller.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Mar 8, 2015 2:39:48 GMT -5
Batista: Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Mar 8, 2015 3:28:41 GMT -5
70s but....
Triple H: As per your instructions, I'd like you to meet the new world champion of the WWE.
Vince Mcmahon: I'd be delighted.
*Vince extends his hand than yanks it away seeing Big E*
Vince McMahon: Wow! I gotta talk to you. Come here.
*Vince grabs Big E and pulls him aside*
Vince McMahon: Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni-
*Vince turns and sees Big E*
Vince McMahon: Ha ha... wrong person. Forgive me. No offense intended.
*Vince brings Big E back, then pulls HHH aside*
Vince McMahon: Have you gone berserk? Can't you see that man is a ni?
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Post by berlynwright on Mar 8, 2015 3:42:57 GMT -5
*Roman Reigns on Lesnar* Roman Reigns: If he bleeds, we can kill it. - Vince McMahon: You were my hope, Roman Reigns, and you failed me...MISERABLY! they need to have Jesse Ventura as the guest announcer.. Brock ain't got time to bleed |
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 8, 2015 3:57:43 GMT -5
*Plucky babyfaces Dolph Ziggler and Erick Rowan are in the ring, suffering a beatdown at the hands of evil Authority loyalists Kane and the Big Show. Suddenly, when all seems lost, a voice bellows out from atop the entrance ramp ...*
"HEEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUYS!"
*Ryback runs in to save the day*
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Mar 8, 2015 6:24:48 GMT -5
Seth Rollins after sending a picture message:
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Mar 8, 2015 6:39:19 GMT -5
CM Punk's last conversation with Triple H: CM Punk: "Let's start with... Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Hunter, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Jeff Hardy, and I can paint that nose for $9.99! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got..." Bray Wyatt: "The whole world in his nose!" CM Punk: "Sympathetic: aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? Complimentary: you must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? Obscure: whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. Inquiring: when you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? French: saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! Pornographic: finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!" Amazing to start with...the Bray Wyatt bit makes it epic. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 8, 2015 7:00:15 GMT -5
Ryback & Curtis Axel at different locations but both singing "Somewhere out there"
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 8, 2015 9:17:31 GMT -5
Triple H: Get back, witch.
Stephanie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
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Post by SpillBeans316 on Mar 8, 2015 10:11:10 GMT -5
:: After weeks of attempted manslaughter attempts on Seth Rollins, ripping the Russian flag down to the ground, and forcing catering to up their grocery budget when they are supposed to be cutting costs, Dean Ambrose, Big Show, and Ryback are sent to anger management run by Doctor Shelby ::
Dr Shelby: Good, good. Next week we'll work on leaving all the rest of the Authority members in one piece, right where they are. You are gonna find out that chaos is O.K.
Dean Ambrose: :: shrugged over in his chair, arms folded, produces a devious smile and raises his eyebrows :: Chaos is great!
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Post by theravishingway on Mar 8, 2015 10:25:06 GMT -5
Rikishi goes into the toilets at the Hall of Fame ceremony. Schwarzenegger follows him in 5 mins later and immediately sprints out yelling 'Ruuuuuuuuun... Get to de TL Hopperrrrrrrr!'
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 8, 2015 18:48:48 GMT -5
Arnold Schwarzenegger throws the WWE Championship at Brock Lesnar, which causes Brock to get stuck against a wall
"STICK AROUND!"
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ededdneddy
Hank Scorpio
ededdandembed
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Post by ededdneddy on Mar 8, 2015 22:58:50 GMT -5
Anonymous GM: I wish you would stop calling me your computer Cole its so impersonal. After all your body is just a machine made out of flesh and blood. How would you like it if I went around calling you Meat Brain?!"
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