New entry in the 'Worst House Show Recap' race

[Urethra Franklin]

I bet this guy is a lot of fun at parties.

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[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

The only eye-rolling line here is about Cena unfortunately getting the best reaction.

[Allie Kitsune]

Complete Jackass.

But what do you expect from Eastern PA? Allentown is still in the "Philly Fan" sphere of influence, after all.

[Germansuplex]

Yeah, I don't see the big deal. So the author's a smarky smark, I guess.

[A Platypus Rave]

Mar 9, 2015 9:43:22 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

The only eye-rolling line here is about Cena unfortunately getting the best reaction.

eh mocking Heath vs. Sin Cara without seeing it is pretty dickish too.

[Perd]

Well, he's living there in Allentown
Cena getting a big pop made him frown

[britstap]

..Well that's two minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

'Boy I sure loved being an ass about a show I paid for. Worth every penny!'

[Nickybojelais]

How the hell do you miss two matches following the intermission?

What the hell was he doing for almost an hour which kept him away from his seat?

[kidglov3s]

Mar 9, 2015 9:56:05 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:43:22 GMT -5 El Cokehead del Knife Fight said:

The only eye-rolling line here is about Cena unfortunately getting the best reaction.

eh mocking Heath vs. Sin Cara without seeing it is pretty dickish too.

Huge Heath fan but it's kind of silly to get indignant about fake Sin Cara.

[Deleted]

Why the hell did he go to the show?

[Allie Kitsune]

Mar 9, 2015 10:20:27 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

'Boy I sure loved being an ass about a show I paid for. Worth every penny!'

'I'm totally going to get 'caustic critic' cred from the internet now!'

[kevin]

Mar 9, 2015 10:20:27 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

'Boy I sure loved being an ass about a show I paid for. Worth every penny!'

I am positive that this is exactly what the author thought. Was probably looking forward to writing about how bad the show as soon as the tickets were bought.

[Zen411]

Probably ten years old

[Bo Rida]

The crowd chanted for tables, and someone was Irish whipped through the table at one point.

Someone? Was he paying that little attention that he couldn't tell the difference between Seth and Cena (or J&J)?
Maybe he was already writing his report at that point.

[Gecko]

I'm just glad we didn't get his thoughts on the Connor's Cure video.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Mar 9, 2015 11:11:09 GMT -5 kevin said:

Mar 9, 2015 10:20:27 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

'Boy I sure loved being an ass about a show I paid for. Worth every penny!'

I am positive that this is exactly what the author thought. Was probably looking forward to writing about how bad the show as soon as the tickets were bought.

My thoughts exactly. I mean I know you can pay to see a show that turns out to suck, but the tone throughout really read like he went to this show just so he could shit on it later.

[mcstoklasa]

My impression of a percentage of wrestling fans on the internet is they hate everything about WWE and subconsciously enjoy placing themselves above the show, hating the show and moaning about the show.

[Deleted]

My brother asks me, "remember when Ryder used to be a big deal in 2012?" I laughed.

And not a single reference to his brother after that. Such bullshit.

[Lancers]

This is nothing new from this clown. Here's a review he did for the Allentown Symphony Orchestra...

My brother and I went down to Miller Symphony Hall over on 6th St. The orchestra was performing the final complete symphony of Ludwig van Beethoven's No. 9, commonly referred to as "The Choral", or as my brother calls it "The BORE-al". I laughed.

The Allentown Symphony Orchestra Chorus made a surprise guest appearance, which I wasn't really all that impressed with. The soloists, in particular, were pitchy and really took me out of the piece. About halfway through, I went to the shitter. I knew I wasn't missing much.

The conductor, Diane Wittry, is mediocre at best. I don't know why the crowd even gave her a standing ovation. She didn't deserve it. The windwood section was completely out of sync with the string section. It was amateur hour all up in here. I think I passed out from boredom because somebody in a row in front of me told me to shush. I must have been snoring.

All in all, this was by far the worst rendition of Beethoven's No. 9 Movement in D-minor I've ever have the 'pleasure' of experiencing. A complete waste of me and my brother's time. They really need to work on their tempo and energy before I ever come back here again. They should be lucky I wasn't in a bad mood. Otherwise, I would have demanded a refund to have to endure such a lousy version of a masterpiece.