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Post by Throwback on Mar 31, 2015 8:09:52 GMT -5
when people sneeze it's polite to say bless you,gesundheit or other variants. But what do you say when someone coughs? I usually just end up asking if they're ok.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 31, 2015 8:24:00 GMT -5
I usually say "bless you" as a feminine form and "gesundheit" if it's a dude.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 31, 2015 8:27:27 GMT -5
I say "Hey! Cover your mouth ugly!"
If they did cover their mouth, I say "Hey! Get a haircut dumb-dumb!"
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 31, 2015 8:32:16 GMT -5
"If you die, can I have your stuff?" They will appreciate that you are asking and not just waiting to loot their apartment.
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Post by willywonka666 on Mar 31, 2015 8:50:41 GMT -5
I think that sometimes, people cough on purpose when it gets really quiet, almost like they're uncomfortable and have to make a noise.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 9:37:15 GMT -5
I dont say anything.
It also annoys me when someone says "bless you" after a sneeze
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 9:58:01 GMT -5
Be gone from me you diseased peasant! Keep your cooties away from me!
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Mar 31, 2015 10:09:25 GMT -5
Is it whooping cough?
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Post by clifford on Mar 31, 2015 11:05:05 GMT -5
'High Five!'
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Post by DSR on Mar 31, 2015 12:12:36 GMT -5
One time me and a friend of mine were talking about this, and decided on saying "f*** you" whenever someone coughed. Less than five minutes later, she coughed, I looked her dead in the face, and said "f*** you" and she looked at me like I had just broken her heart or something. I reminded her of the conversation earlier, and then she laughed.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 31, 2015 12:32:40 GMT -5
"Will you shut up?!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 31, 2015 13:02:18 GMT -5
if it's really bad I'll ask if they're ok... but other than that not much.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2015 14:49:59 GMT -5
"Stop choking on those slapnuts, slapnuts."
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 31, 2015 14:58:15 GMT -5
Robatusan
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Post by Demented on Mar 31, 2015 15:04:52 GMT -5
I tell them to get on the cart. Then they say they feel happy and stuff.. So I have to whack them over the head and put them on the cart.
Funny thing, last time that happened a king came riding by with his steward clapping coconuts together.
Now, I know what you're thinking: How did you know he was a king? Simple... he didn't have shit all over him.
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Post by angryfan on Mar 31, 2015 15:34:31 GMT -5
Don't scream "Ahhhh, the black death comes!" and throw potatoes at them.
The courts, as it turns out, frown upon it.
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