Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 1, 2015 1:32:09 GMT -5
You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecdotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 1:38:51 GMT -5
I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 1, 2015 1:56:53 GMT -5
You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecdotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. You know the guy I work with named Stu?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 1, 2015 2:17:41 GMT -5
What's worse is when he takes his shoes and socks off on the plane. And after you let him eat your crusty lasagna.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 1, 2015 2:21:32 GMT -5
Yeah, I mean, what right-minded human being does that on a crowded plane?! Jeez, Del...
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