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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jul 27, 2015 17:34:31 GMT -5
I'll have you know throwing snowballs and jumping off Helicopters are purely realistic! Time Machines also are very realistic Doing magic during matches? So real that it hurts.
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 27, 2015 17:38:01 GMT -5
Time Machines also are very realistic Doing magic during matches? So real that it hurts. Well yeah. The Bellas have done magic often in matches.
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Don Corleone
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Post by ZeChairman on Jul 27, 2015 17:46:38 GMT -5
Doing magic during matches? So real that it hurts. Well yeah. The Bellas have done magic often in matches. As did Phantasio. And lest we forget the Zombie that occasionally tosses lightning bolts at people, Undertaker.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 27, 2015 19:01:10 GMT -5
I watched the Terminator teaser, and I feel pretty confident in saying that this is the first time Dwight Yoakam has been involved with anything WWE-related. (That's his song "Guitars, Cadillacs" playing when Arnold enters the bar.)
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 27, 2015 19:15:25 GMT -5
Next year preorder bonus will be Lemmy.
Also, am I the only one who's going to turn him into his character in Jingle All The Way?
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 27, 2015 19:25:10 GMT -5
***As John Cena once again readies to pin Kevin Owens for the 1-2-3, the Terminator bursts through the middle of the ring. Terminator: "Come with me if you want your push to live." ***The Terminator drags Owens under the ring to safety. Kevin Owens: "Who, what are you?" Terminator: "I am a Terminator model NXT-316. Cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. I have been sent here from the future to protect you." Kevin Owens: "Why me?" Terminator: "As John Cena ages, Vince McMahon finds he is unable to find a replacement for him. McMahon thus creates an army of John Cena robots. They never age, make racist comments, or die of drug overdoses. At any given time multiple John Cenas can be on the road, at Make-A-Wish events, acting in movies." Kevin Owens: "That sounds terrible!" Terminator: "Yes. It gets worse. Eventually these John Cena robots became self-aware. They enslaved all humanity under the code "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect." Hustle to your assigned job. Be loyal to the John Cena robots. Respect the John Cena robots. Anyone who violates any one of these rules is immediately terminated." Kevin Owens: "But what can I do?" Terminator: "Together we must defeat John Cena for good. Show Vince McMahon that given a chance others can rise to Cena's position. Show McMahon that his ideas are outdated and dangerous." Kevin Owens: "Who sent you?" Terminator: "There was one man who led a revolution against McMahon and the John Cena robots. You know him as Triple H. He failed. Many great warriors fell in the war against the Cena robots. Zayn. Balor. Cesaro. Itami. But you, Kevin Owens, held out longer than everyone until you too were destroyed. Your son, who once idolized the original John Cena, now leads the revolution and sent me here to protect you." Kevin Owens: "Strangely enough this all makes perfect sense. Let's get started."
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Post by FinalGwen on Jul 27, 2015 19:40:10 GMT -5
It's not that different than Predator, Jason, Freddy, Kratos... etc. etc. in Mortal Kombat. the Majority of Mortal Kombat characters shouldn't be able to do shit to them either. Most Mortal Kombat characters are supernaturally strong fighters capable of dealing and sustaining fatal amounts of damage on a regular basis. Much like Jason, Freddy, etc, whose weapons and offense fit seamlessly into the play style... WWE wrestlers are athletes now fighting a robot whose main offense is vast amounts of bullets which presumably won't be coded into the game. It's not really the same thing.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jul 27, 2015 20:58:03 GMT -5
Call me when I can play as Turboman or John Kimble. Those two fail in comparison to the might and charisma of John Matrix You think this is the real Quaid?? IT IS!!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Jul 27, 2015 21:06:56 GMT -5
Those two fail in comparison to the might and charisma of John Matrix You think this is the real Quaid?? IT IS!!!!!!!!! Ha-ha I always laugh when I see that sçene. Always reminds me of the scene in Escape from LA when Plissken uses the hologram and the girl screams,"Dammit that's not him he's using a hologram!". Lol
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jul 27, 2015 21:32:08 GMT -5
Time Machines also are very realistic Doing magic during matches? So real that it hurts. Austin Aries winning the WWE Title at WrestleMania? I could feel the brainbusters from here.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Jul 28, 2015 2:06:14 GMT -5
It's not that different than Predator, Jason, Freddy, Kratos... etc. etc. in Mortal Kombat. the Majority of Mortal Kombat characters shouldn't be able to do shit to them either. Most Mortal Kombat characters are supernaturally strong fighters capable of dealing and sustaining fatal amounts of damage on a regular basis. Much like Jason, Freddy, etc, whose weapons and offense fit seamlessly into the play style... WWE wrestlers are athletes now fighting a robot whose main offense is vast amounts of bullets which presumably won't be coded into the game. It's not really the same thing. Exactly, thank you! My point wasnt that they cant have unrealistic things, wrestling is mostly unrealistic and I love it. As I said in my original post the Terminator's main characteristic is apocalyptic destruction which of course he'll be stripped of in the game. Actually now that I think of it it's quite realistic.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 28, 2015 2:07:15 GMT -5
Most Mortal Kombat characters are supernaturally strong fighters capable of dealing and sustaining fatal amounts of damage on a regular basis. Much like Jason, Freddy, etc, whose weapons and offense fit seamlessly into the play style... WWE wrestlers are athletes now fighting a robot whose main offense is vast amounts of bullets which presumably won't be coded into the game. It's not really the same thing. Exactly, thank you! My point wasnt that they cant have unrealistic things, wrestling is mostly unrealistic and I love it. As I said in my original post the Terminator's main characteristic is apocalyptic destruction which of course he'll be stripped of in the game. Actually now that I think of it it's quite realistic. Next thing you know, the T-800 is a dancing comedy babyface.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Jul 28, 2015 3:34:39 GMT -5
Can they have the T-1000 in as DLC as well?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jul 28, 2015 8:19:19 GMT -5
It's not that different than Predator, Jason, Freddy, Kratos... etc. etc. in Mortal Kombat. the Majority of Mortal Kombat characters shouldn't be able to do shit to them either. Most Mortal Kombat characters are supernaturally strong fighters capable of dealing and sustaining fatal amounts of damage on a regular basis. Much like Jason, Freddy, etc, whose weapons and offense fit seamlessly into the play style... WWE wrestlers are athletes now fighting a robot whose main offense is vast amounts of bullets which presumably won't be coded into the game. It's not really the same thing. It's a video game. Who cares? It's just silly fun. It's more exciting to me to have an Arnold model in the game and the Terminator theme.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jul 28, 2015 8:41:22 GMT -5
All of this is just making me want a true Chikara wrestling game.
INVISIBLE GRENADE!
SLOW MOTION ATTACK!
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Jul 28, 2015 9:26:50 GMT -5
Most Mortal Kombat characters are supernaturally strong fighters capable of dealing and sustaining fatal amounts of damage on a regular basis. Much like Jason, Freddy, etc, whose weapons and offense fit seamlessly into the play style... WWE wrestlers are athletes now fighting a robot whose main offense is vast amounts of bullets which presumably won't be coded into the game. It's not really the same thing. It's a video game. Who cares? It's just silly fun. It's more exciting to me to have an Arnold model in the game and the Terminator theme. I think it's more like "whats the point in having this cool character when he wont be able to do any of the things that make him cool?". If you had some supernatural character in a basketball game I would think it was dumb too. Also I think it's funny the perception of WWE that this will make every fan go "oh man Terminator is the game? That's so awesome!" and clearly some people are and as I said Im happy for yous! But to others it's more like "Im a wrestling fan who likes wrestling, I'm meant to give a shit that some movie character I dont care about is in this? Typical WWE."
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Post by Vern on Jul 28, 2015 9:33:55 GMT -5
Call me when I can play as Turboman or John Kimble. Those two fail in comparison to the might and charisma of John Matrix You both need to... Chill.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jul 28, 2015 9:58:25 GMT -5
It's a video game. Who cares? It's just silly fun. It's more exciting to me to have an Arnold model in the game and the Terminator theme. I think it's more like "whats the point in having this cool character when he wont be able to do any of the things that make him cool?". If you had some supernatural character in a basketball game I would think it was dumb too. Also I think it's funny the perception of WWE that this will make every fan go "oh man Terminator is the game? That's so awesome!" and clearly some people are and as I said Im happy for yous! But to others it's more like "Im a wrestling fan who likes wrestling, I'm meant to give a shit that some movie character I dont care about is in this? Typical WWE." If you're a serious wrestling fan that cares about wrestlers wrestling you don't have to use Terminator. He's optional dlc. You can completely ignore that he's there. It's not even worth complaining about.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Jul 28, 2015 10:52:45 GMT -5
I think it's more like "whats the point in having this cool character when he wont be able to do any of the things that make him cool?". If you had some supernatural character in a basketball game I would think it was dumb too. Also I think it's funny the perception of WWE that this will make every fan go "oh man Terminator is the game? That's so awesome!" and clearly some people are and as I said Im happy for yous! But to others it's more like "Im a wrestling fan who likes wrestling, I'm meant to give a shit that some movie character I dont care about is in this? Typical WWE." If you're a serious wrestling fan that cares about wrestlers wrestling you don't have to use Terminator. He's optional dlc. You can completely ignore that he's there. It's not even worth complaining about. Fair enough, you can ignore it sure but it's hard for me not to scoff at WWE when they do things like this, basically wanting to be more "entertainment" than sport, there seems like no other reason for a fictional character from a different universe to be included. They're so desperate and it's just so lame to me. Any of their celebrity shit is a major turn off for me and always has. But alas as I said before I dont buy games so it wont effect me either way. Actually my only real contact with WWE games is through reading this thread so it's made this better already!
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Post by Bad Moon on Jul 28, 2015 15:22:24 GMT -5
It's not like firearms have never been in wrestling games before (granted only in really shitty indepently developed ones but still)
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