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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 18:51:27 GMT -5
To really make it special hire Cole, JBL and Lawler to comment on your love making. Cut a promo before entering so you can start strong with a spear. And then when you finish hit her with a Superman punch
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Post by froggyfrog on Apr 1, 2015 18:56:35 GMT -5
That's a creepy nickname. I appreciate how me and my gf just call ourselves by our actual names
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Post by dreamer75 on Apr 1, 2015 20:00:28 GMT -5
To really make it special hire Cole, JBL and Lawler to comment on your love making. Cut a promo before entering so you can start strong with a spear. And then when you finish hit her with a Superman punch the superman punch ought to be a thing now....but i cant cum up with something clever for what a "superman punch" would be
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Apr 2, 2015 3:08:47 GMT -5
Being gay and never having used that term in the history of ever my reply was:
Call her baby girl what? Why would you call her baby girl anything she won't be able to understand you, let alone call her baby girl during sex, that's weird...
Then I read the actual thread and realized.
Ew.
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 2, 2015 3:13:21 GMT -5
You just need to tell her one thing.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 3:37:09 GMT -5
She's thinking about Roman Reigns, not you. You're just the only one who won't say "what the f*** did you say?" when she requests that to her face.
Roman's got her dog.
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 2, 2015 3:49:01 GMT -5
she just wants to boo you
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Post by mrtuesday on Apr 2, 2015 3:58:09 GMT -5
Just remember to cock your fist. He might be better off fisting his cock.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 2, 2015 6:09:32 GMT -5
Are you finished now?
BELEE DAT, BABYGURL!
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Post by Captain & Diet on Apr 2, 2015 8:38:07 GMT -5
Only if she can call you TITTY MASTER!
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Post by BlahBlah on Apr 2, 2015 8:51:41 GMT -5
Don't be embarrassed, embrace it! Before each love making session, enter the room through a pile of stuffed animals while Reigns' theme is blaring on the speakers. Make sure to bro fist the animals that like you, while shoving away the ones that think Dean Ambrose should master your girlfriend's titties. Amazing post. **** 3/4, would have been ***** in the Tokyo Dome. The Tokyo Dome comment made me legit lol at work.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Apr 2, 2015 8:57:21 GMT -5
Remember to shout "OOOOHHHWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" just as you're about to, ahem, unleash the spear.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Apr 2, 2015 16:31:01 GMT -5
I was going to post something else but my phone auto corrected "sex" into "STD". Now I can't remember what I was trying to say but it was probably inappropriate.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 2, 2015 16:39:54 GMT -5
Instead call her "Go make me a sammich". You wanted to get dumped, right?
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Post by peter on Apr 2, 2015 19:59:25 GMT -5
She has daddy issues. Dump her.
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Post by The Tee Why on Apr 2, 2015 21:58:45 GMT -5
XD
Baby girl makes me think of the bernie mac show
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Post by Malibu Albino on Apr 2, 2015 22:21:23 GMT -5
Just remember to roar right before you spear her and go for the finish.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Apr 2, 2015 22:22:19 GMT -5
Delete thread, burn the forum, salt the earth.
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 3, 2015 1:40:53 GMT -5
Just remember to cock your fist. He might be better off fisting his cock. I once saw one girl stick her whole arm so far up another girl you could see the fingers pushing the skin, but that's nowhere near as horrifying as the phrase "fisting his cock".
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 3, 2015 2:13:54 GMT -5
He might be better off fisting his cock. I once saw one girl stick her whole arm so far up another girl you could see the fingers pushing the skin, but that's nowhere near as horrifying as the phrase "fisting his cock". I know that video!!! Really, I do. There, now I've said the most horrifying thing in this thread.
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