The Miz and Paige to star in "Santa's Little Helper"

[Steveweiser]

The Miz and Paige have been announced as starring in a new WWE Studios film, a Christmas comedy called "Santa's Little Helper", to be released in time for the holidays.

After getting fired from his job, a slick, fast-talking businessman (Dax) is given an opportunity of a lifetime to become Santa Claus’ second-in-command. However, getting the job won’t be that easy: Dax must go head-to-head against an elf that feels she’s more deserving of the title. As the competition heats up, Dax learns the true meaning of Christmas… but ultimately who will become "Santa’s Little Helper"?

www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wwestudios/santas-little-helper-miz-page

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Will Hornswoggle get a role in this

[jagilki]

April Fools?

[Deleted]

Marine 5: Santa's Little Helper

[xCompackx]

Not sure if this is actually a movie or another reference to Miz having a tiny penis.

[Deleted]

Two people who bring to mind the jolly festive holiday of Christmas.
A pale chick who screams for no reason and an arrogant ass.

I can visit my in-laws if I want that.

[Reflecto]

So, WWE.com used that April Fool's joke the thread about it mentioned where they say "Spot the April Fool's Joke", take something completely absurd no one could buy being true, and then the next day say "April Fools! It was actually a real story- the fake one was this stupid video somewhere else on the site!" Good for them.

[Perd]

This will make a great stocking stuffer. And by stocking I mean the $5 bin at Walmart.

[Sephiroth]

...Paige as an elf?

[Batman]

If Paige is off TV for more than a week for this garbage, I'm going to punch a hole in my wall.

[LastCall]

So when do they go to the race track and pick up the dog?

[xCompackx]

Apr 1, 2015 18:21:01 GMT -5 Perd said:

This will make a great stocking stuffer. And by stocking I mean the $5 bin at Walmart.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or feel bad at how true this is.

[Tyrannosaurus Sex]

Apr 1, 2015 18:25:06 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

...Paige as an elf?

This is a very funny April Fools joke. Hilarious... C'mon guys, cut it out. Please.

[Pgarodactyl]

Needs a greyhound.

[Tessmachers-Ass-Fan]

Is the WWE moviedevision some kind of of tax-evasion model? Or why do they keep making them?

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Yay! Miz will need to take time off TV!

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Apr 1, 2015 20:48:38 GMT -5 TWERKIN' MAGGLE said:

Yay! Miz will need to take time off TV!

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Apr 1, 2015 20:46:56 GMT -5 Tessmachers-Ass-Fan said:

Is the WWE moviedevision some kind of of tax-evasion model? Or why do they keep making them?

They're cheap to make, advertise, and usually turn a profit.

[Mozenrath]

Apr 1, 2015 20:46:56 GMT -5 Tessmachers-Ass-Fan said:

Is the WWE moviedevision some kind of of tax-evasion model? Or why do they keep making them?

It's weirdly financially successful for them so far.

[ayumidah]

I approve of this. It feels like 2013 again, about to buy Marine 3, and waiting for a Christmas movie with Miz in it.

No, I have no shame in the fangirling I do for Miz.