willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 2, 2015 17:59:36 GMT -5
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
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Post by JCBaggee on Apr 2, 2015 18:00:35 GMT -5
You know how every time your grandfather talks about a fish he caught a few years ago, the fish keeps getting bigger and bigger?
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 2, 2015 18:03:43 GMT -5
At this point I'd be disappointed if Hogan stuck to facts and never lied.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 18:05:14 GMT -5
He was on WGN's morning news Monday and is pretty much coasting on "94,000 people in the Silverdome watched me press slam Andre the Giant".
And he wants one more match (the dork sports guy egged him on), so Hogan mentioned Rollins, Brock, Rock, that jabroni Austin...
Yeah, grandpa Hulk...
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playa
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Post by playa on Apr 2, 2015 18:05:37 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is like the biggest pathological liar in pro wrestling. I really think that he actually believes what he is saying
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 2, 2015 18:08:32 GMT -5
"When I went to slam Andre, I had a full head of hair, dude. But he was so heavy, I think Andre was up to almost 800 pounds at the time, and as I pressed him over my head I tore my back, my biceps and my deltoids and all my hair fell out, jack."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 18:08:50 GMT -5
I'm not sure if his brain is mashed from the eighties.
or if it's all rhetoric to keep him in the spotlight earning money.
probably a combination of the two to be honest.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Apr 2, 2015 18:09:51 GMT -5
Next year Hogan will talk about how he gave a Canadian Destroyer to the 650 pound Andre.
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 2, 2015 18:10:10 GMT -5
Andre was 500,600,650lbs. Yea, that's the ticket, and I slammed him in front of 93,000, I mean 94,000 people and it killed him, yea, and then I went home and made love to my wife...Morgan Fairchild, who I've seen naked, brother!
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Post by angryfan on Apr 2, 2015 18:16:42 GMT -5
Andre was 500,600,650lbs. Yea, that's the ticket, and I slammed him in front of 93,000, I mean 94,000 people and it killed him, yea, and then I went home and made love to my wife...Morgan Fairchild, who I've seen naked, brother! Now I want to see Hulk Lovitz. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 2, 2015 18:31:03 GMT -5
Slamming a mere 500 lb guy is not good enough for me, brother
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 18:32:14 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is like the biggest pathological liar in pro wrestling. I really think that he actually believes what he is saying THANK GOD DONALD TRUMP IS A HULKAMANIC BROTHER! |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 2, 2015 18:35:50 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is like the biggest pathological liar in pro wrestling. I really think that he actually believes what he is saying It's not a lie if you really believe it. Hogan is the person who tells a story and it keeps getting grander and grander each time. By the time he's 75, Andre will be the size of a Frost Giant. |
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4TheGlory
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Post by 4TheGlory on Apr 2, 2015 18:38:49 GMT -5
Not to mention he didn't merely slam Andre, he pressed him over his head too...
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Post by dreidemy on Apr 2, 2015 19:09:09 GMT -5
I bet that "Andre Was 650lbs" was the name of the next Metallica album after he joined
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 2, 2015 19:18:24 GMT -5
Y'know Hogan might have dropped Andre's weight. Didn't go up to 700? |
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 2, 2015 19:19:51 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan slammed Andre so hard, it sent a shockwave throughout the nation and impregnated women. The shockwave was so powerful brothers that it traveled back in time and impregnated AnnMaria De Mars.
That's right brothers, 10,000 lbs. Andre being slammed in front of 893,820,000,000,001 people at the SuperDome by the leader of Metallica, Hulk Hogan, broke the space-time continuum and gave birth to Rhonda Rousey.
Brother Jack Dude.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 2, 2015 19:23:45 GMT -5
Maybe we could counter argue his claim by asking why was he not able to slam Yokozuna who weighed less than Andre?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 19:25:17 GMT -5
Maybe the Hulkster had a prototype of Crash Holly's scale
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 2, 2015 19:30:35 GMT -5
Hogan's story of Elvis coming to watch his matches, despite dying two years before his debut always brings a smile to my face.
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