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Post by thelonewolf527 on Apr 3, 2015 15:52:46 GMT -5
All you have to do is listen to his theme song: "He won't see the sun again for years to come " Bray Wyatt hadn't seen the sun in years and was so disoriented, he couldn't beat The Undertaker. This combined with Undertaker being on the only wrestler to get a good night of sleep the night before WrestleMania (see officialfan.proboards.com/thread/520735/undertaker-100-win-tomorrow-night?page=1&scrollTo=11590918) made it impossible for Wyatt to win the match. Had the match taken place at night, who knows. |
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 3, 2015 15:57:45 GMT -5
He choked on the flies in his mouth
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 15:58:01 GMT -5
The OP's theory still makes more sense than 99% of what Bray Wyatt's promos state.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 3, 2015 17:11:57 GMT -5
Whatever the reason, I'm glad Bray caught that L. f*** that dude.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 3, 2015 17:21:22 GMT -5
All you have to do is listen to his theme song: "He won't see the sun again for years to come " Bray Wyatt hadn't seen the sun in years and was so disoriented, he couldn't beat The Undertaker. This combined with Undertaker being on the only wrestler to get a good night of sleep the night before WrestleMania (see officialfan.proboards.com/thread/520735/undertaker-100-win-tomorrow-night?page=1&scrollTo=11590918) made it impossible for Wyatt to win the match. Had the match taken place at night, who knows. Plus, the Undertaker has experience in fighting under daylight. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 17:26:24 GMT -5
Maybe he's just fat and f***ing sucks at everything???
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Apr 3, 2015 17:29:55 GMT -5
Maybe he's just fat and f***ing sucks at everything??? Steiner, please. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 3, 2015 17:31:29 GMT -5
All you have to do is listen to his theme song: "He won't see the sun again for years to come " Bray Wyatt hadn't seen the sun in years and was so disoriented, he couldn't beat The Undertaker. This combined with Undertaker being on the only wrestler to get a good night of sleep the night before WrestleMania (see officialfan.proboards.com/thread/520735/undertaker-100-win-tomorrow-night?page=1&scrollTo=11590918) made it impossible for Wyatt to win the match. Had the match taken place at night, who knows. Plus, the Undertaker has experience in fighting under daylight. And winning love by moonlight. |
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Post by Jiren on Apr 3, 2015 17:39:51 GMT -5
Bray wyatt lost because WWE's booking is frigging atrocious.
If sting won then taker winning makes sense, helps build sting/taker
But as Sting lost, takers win is meaningless
Actually a lot of this years mania made no sense
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 3, 2015 17:44:01 GMT -5
Plus, the Undertaker has experience in fighting under daylight. And winning love by moonlight. He is the one called Taker Moon |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 17:44:55 GMT -5
Bray wyatt lost because WWE's booking is frigging atrocious. If sting won then taker winning makes sense, helps build sting/taker But as Sting lost, takers win is meaningless The WWE shouldn't have put on this match to begin with. The last 'Taker match sucked, so what did they think they were doing putting him with one of the dumbest acts in recent history? You may as well have put him against the Boogyman. It would've had the same effect. Why hasn't Taker faced Cena yet? Or D-Bry? They're WAY more worthy than that shitbag. Do people REALLY believe he was going to become the "New face of fear?" Cocaine's a hell of a drug. |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 3, 2015 17:58:12 GMT -5
He actually fell up the stairs and hit his ankle than tried to roam freely through the streets like a cat without a care
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Post by King Devitt on Apr 3, 2015 19:56:45 GMT -5
Hate Bait: The same 3 people that hate on Wyatt in every other Wyatt thread in here hating on Wyatt in this thread. B-lee-dat.
Real reason, nothing to do with Sunlight, is simply Undertaker got more sleep than Wyatt. We learned before WM that that was the key to beating him.
Lesnar conquered sleep so that makes sense of last years WM.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 20:22:29 GMT -5
Undertaker put a curse on IRS 20 years ago, that's why Bray lost...duh.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 3, 2015 20:29:19 GMT -5
For some reason I can't comprehend, Bray Wyatt reminds me of Arby's
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Post by Chiral on Apr 3, 2015 20:31:14 GMT -5
So he was also broken out in love...for the Undertaker?
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Post by FAR5222 on Apr 3, 2015 20:46:39 GMT -5
It's sad/awesome when fans create kayfabe reasons for stuff that happens in WWE. But this is by far the silliest thing I read today.
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