Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 9, 2015 21:38:50 GMT -5
I've been watching some of the old RAWs leading up to Wrestlemania X on the WWE Network, and one RAW featured the return of Earthquake who took on one Corey Student. Now, even though Earthquake was a good guy...he was still huge. He was still an absolute monster and still had that reputation. I mean, I believe at one point in his career he was famous for hurting Hulk Hogan. So, as any good intelligent person would do, Mr. Student decides he's going to be the guy! He's going to cheap shot Earthquake from behind with a weak forearm and get a one up on the big man. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. This guy, while in good shape and all, looked like a gnat next to 'Quake, and I thought it was really funny that he'd try something dumb like that.
Are there any other moments sort of similar to this one that you guys love to laugh at? I'd like to hear more examples and watch them!!
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 9, 2015 21:47:34 GMT -5
Vince hating on the fat jobber.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 9, 2015 21:51:26 GMT -5
Any time a jobber would get a few moves in on the star, then turn to the fans and start celebrating......only to be killed with a brutal clothesline or kick to the face.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Apr 10, 2015 10:09:46 GMT -5
Coach referring to Samoa Joe as Samoan Joe always gets me laughing, even though it's not that funny.
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Apr 10, 2015 12:27:03 GMT -5
Any time a jobber would get a few moves in on the star, then turn to the fans and start celebrating......only to be killed with a brutal clothesline or kick to the face. La Parka is the all-time king of this. I friggin' loved his antics. |
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 10, 2015 13:15:22 GMT -5
I remember an Earthquake match where he just started jumping up and down in the middle of the ring and the jobber would sell it like there was an actual earthquake happening, just shaking, tripping and falling over for the pinfall. It was amazing.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 10, 2015 13:20:00 GMT -5
I remember an Earthquake match where he just started jumping up and down in the middle of the ring and the jobber would sell it like there was an actual earthquake happening, just shaking, tripping and falling over for the pinfall. It was amazing. For added comedy, please tell me the ref stood there in the ring like nothing was going on. |
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 10, 2015 13:25:59 GMT -5
I remember an Earthquake match where he just started jumping up and down in the middle of the ring and the jobber would sell it like there was an actual earthquake happening, just shaking, tripping and falling over for the pinfall. It was amazing. For added comedy, please tell me the ref stood there in the ring like nothing was going on. I wasn't paying that much attention but I think he was standing by the ropes and holding himself up. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 13:36:54 GMT -5
Vince hating on the fat jobber. Details, please - I have a vague recollection of this but am coming up blank on anything beyond what you said..... |
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Post by molson5 on Apr 10, 2015 13:49:31 GMT -5
I always liked the depressing hot tags when the jobber would run in only to get immediately obliterated.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Apr 10, 2015 15:19:18 GMT -5
Vince hating on the fat jobber. Details, please - I have a vague recollection of this but am coming up blank on anything beyond what you said..... |
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 10, 2015 15:41:39 GMT -5
I remember an Earthquake match where he just started jumping up and down in the middle of the ring and the jobber would sell it like there was an actual earthquake happening, just shaking, tripping and falling over for the pinfall. It was amazing. For added comedy, please tell me the ref stood there in the ring like nothing was going on. Also I'd like to know how many inches Gorilla Monsoon claimed that THE RING LITERALLY MOVED! |
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 10, 2015 16:51:56 GMT -5
OMG, this has HBO series written all over it.
Egomaniacal wrestling promoter Van Stamford -- silky-voiced on-screen as the promotion's lead commentator but known to his wrestlers as a tyrant obsessed with having it all at any cost -- discovers he has gained the ability to look in a wrestler's eyes and know every move he has performed outside the ring. What happens when it's Stamford's biggest money-making attraction ... and the secret is serial murder?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 10, 2015 17:52:12 GMT -5
Colin Delaney and his growing list of injuries
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 10, 2015 18:01:34 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 21:14:55 GMT -5
Sid Justice has a scrub on a stretcher halfway up the aisle. He puts a sign around his neck reading "Call 911" and shoves him towards the ringpost.
This guy hits and sells it so comically awful that my brother and I spent the next 10 minutes rewinding and rewatching this hilarious scene, laughing until our stomachs hurt.
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Post by Clawley Race on Apr 10, 2015 21:39:13 GMT -5
Colin Delaney and his growing list of injuries One of my old roommates hated on wrestling, but would always tune in if Colin was on. He'd laugh hysterically rooting for him to his ass kicked and cry. |
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Apr 10, 2015 23:44:43 GMT -5
The exploding trunks incident from that one episode of WWECW always makes me chuckle.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 11, 2015 3:57:34 GMT -5
Damnit, I'm not supposed to laugh at that. But LOL! It's ok to laugh, that's actually a bump he does, he didn't f*** up. |
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Capt Lunatic
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Apr 11, 2015 5:55:39 GMT -5
Vince hating on the fat jobber. Holy sheet...I am shocked Vince didn't say "I'm paying this guy?" God bless you Confederate Currency. |
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