What stipulation would you pick for your WWE Title Match?

[bmfjules]

Always bugs the hell out of me when people get the chance, in kayfabe,  to pick any stip they want but they almost never do anything fun with it.

So if you are Randy or Seth what stip do you pick?

I pick a match where to beat me you have to get a 9 count while to beat you I only need a 1 count pinfall.

[No Name is needed Bro Beans]

I can't get dqed or counted out but my opponent can I feel that gives me just the unfair advantage I would need to go to the Pay Window

[Blindkarevik]

"Even if you beat me, I win."

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

To beat me you have to get a million count, for me to win I have to get a 1 count. Also if I win Summer Rae becomes my valet.

[Deleted]

Chilli cookoff.

[bmfjules]

Also if you touch me you get DQd... and the title changes hands on a DQ.

[Dave the Dave]

Bull Rope Cage Match. You can only win by escape.

[Deleted]

WarGames Match

[bmfjules]

Apr 13, 2015 21:32:48 GMT -5 @doge said:

WarGames Match

My team consists of Bork, Meng, Chuck Norris and Robocop. Your team consists of J&J Security, Heath Slater and El Torito.

[MrElijah]

Yappapi Indian Strap Match, Brother!!

[bob]

KENNEL FROM HELL!!!

[BorneAgain]

Well in a vacuum against someone like John Cena, I'd choose the first ever "Cena can't win" match.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}Cena wins. Damn it.

[Bub (BLM)]

We'd be facing off in a "The Part Of My Opponent Will Be Played By Zack Ryder" match.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Apr 13, 2015 21:27:14 GMT -5 bmfjules said:

Also if you touch me you get DQd... and the title changes hands on a DQ.

That would be two stipulations.

[Reflecto]

Bizarro World Street Fight: The only way to win the match is to lose the match.

[Demented]

Groin kicks would be legal.

[Deleted]

The match will take place under "Everyone that isn't me automatically loses" rules.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

In the spirit of my username, I'd go with a Texas Death Lumberjack Battle Royal. You eliminate your opponent by throwing him over the top rope, at which point he has a ten count to return to the ring, which of course always happens due to the lumberjacks throwing him right back in again.

So my opponent gets trapped in an endless feedback loop of repeatedly hurling me out, only to find me shoved back in the ring again, until he either passes out from exhaustion (thus awarding me the victory via ref stoppage) or just submits in frustration.

[Deleted]

Trivia contest.

[BlackoutCreature]

I would show up with a phone book sized stack of papers listing hundreds and hundreds of minor but very specific and seemingly random rules -

Rule 1 - The Champion is not allowed to pick his nose within 24 hours of the start of the match.
Rule 2 - The Challenger is allowed a six count if he chokes The Champion from in front of him.
Rule 3 - The Challenger is allowed a four count if he chokes The Champion from behind him.
Rule 4 - The Champion is allowed a four count if he chokes The Champion from in front of him.
Rule 5 - The Champion is allowed a six count if he chokes The Champion from behind him.
Rule 6 - The Champion must buy the Challenger a pizza if the Champion repeats a top rope spot that was done by the Challenger during a Divas Title match earlier in the evening.
Rule 7 - If the Challenger places the Champion in a Camel Clutch at any point in the match then the commentary team must sing at least one verse of "Sweet Young Thing" by the Monkees.
Rule 8 - Tap outs only count if your fingers hit the mat in the specific order of your ring finger, index finger, middle finger, pinky, thumb.
Rule 9 - If you wish to submit verbally you must do so by saying "I Quit" in a dialect of Tagalog.
etc. etc.

There would also be an extensive section for declaring a winner based on points if the match went to a time limit draw. Points will be calculated using a complicated algebraic equation based on a pre-existing list of how many points are associated with each maneuver performed and how many pairs if black socks are being worn by arena security during the show. A team of MIT mathematics professors will be on hand to calculate those numbers. You are allowed to beat up those professors in order to intimidate them into increasing your score but you can only use your left hand in those attacks.

The time limit would be 73 minutes and 18 second. An optional sudden death overtime period of 6 minutes and 39 seconds may be requested by the referee if the fan in section 113, Row 12, seat 21 took a bathroom break at any time during the match. Both competitors must have hot dogs tied to their knees during this overtime period. You can win this overtime period by beating your opponent so badly that he admits that, yes, hot dogs are sandwiches. But in this situation the challenger can only win the title if he also gets the Champion to also vow he will never put ketchup on a hot dog again. You can also win the overtime period by getting your opponents mother to come to ringside and wave their baby blanket in a too-and-fro motion. Waving the blanket in any other manner will not be acknowledged as an official surrender.