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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2015 12:59:06 GMT -5
At 3:20. I just had to make this thread.
Vintage Bret.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 14, 2015 13:00:01 GMT -5
Bret wants to wrestle half-naked women that will have tears in their eyes? What a creep.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 14, 2015 13:01:04 GMT -5
4/10
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Push R Truth
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 14, 2015 13:01:27 GMT -5
He just wants to finally be in a match that will give people a boner
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Apr 14, 2015 13:01:34 GMT -5
Huh, I would have always pegged Bret as a speedo man.
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gr1990
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Post by gr1990 on Apr 14, 2015 13:02:28 GMT -5
Imagine being Nattie and hearing this. Bret literally is the creepy uncle who openly talks about how he wants to f*** your friends
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Apr 14, 2015 13:03:48 GMT -5
"We got a Hitman Sandwich, Maggle! HAHAHA I LOVE IT!"
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Sparkybob
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I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Apr 14, 2015 13:04:01 GMT -5
Well Bret won't have a partner but he'll make up for it with a 3rd leg.
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Apr 14, 2015 13:07:38 GMT -5
"Bret's jerkin', Maggle"
"Oh my!"
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Post by tms on Apr 14, 2015 13:21:31 GMT -5
"Bret's jerkin', Maggle" "Oh my!" The fact that you didn't give JBL an exclamation point at the end of his sentence gives it a "this is incredibly serious unexpected tragedy" tone, which makes it 100 times more hilarious to imagine hearing him say. |
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Apr 14, 2015 13:30:57 GMT -5
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 14, 2015 13:46:04 GMT -5
HERE IS YOUR WEINER... Err... WINNER...
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Abdullah
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Thank you, Ishmeal Loves Bayley!
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Post by Abdullah on Apr 14, 2015 13:53:35 GMT -5
Has Bret said anything worth listening to lately? It seems like he only ever comes up when he's being a perv these days.
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Crimson
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Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Apr 14, 2015 13:53:47 GMT -5
Well Bret won't have a partner but he'll make up for it with a 3rd leg. Three-Legged Handicap match at Wrestlemania 32. Book it! |
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 14, 2015 13:55:48 GMT -5
"Bret's jerkin', Maggle" "Oh my!" The fact that you didn't give JBL an exclamation point at the end of his sentence gives it a "this is incredibly serious unexpected tragedy" tone, which makes it 100 times more hilarious to imagine hearing him say. The Owen voice? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 14, 2015 13:56:52 GMT -5
Well Bret won't have a partner but he'll make up for it with a 3rd leg. Hope they don't kick his leg outta his leg. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2015 13:58:47 GMT -5
Ewwww this thread has old man stink.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 14, 2015 13:59:27 GMT -5
"I'll take 'em!"
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 14, 2015 13:59:39 GMT -5
...Yeah, I really don't like how creepy he comes off as these days.
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Post by Mr. Butter Fingers on Apr 14, 2015 14:04:05 GMT -5
Praises Daniel Bryan one minute, and then pervs on his wife the next.
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