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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 15, 2015 2:03:25 GMT -5
Who is the dirtier old man?
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Post by Starshine on Apr 15, 2015 2:10:30 GMT -5
Vince "Mack on Divas" McMahon.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Apr 15, 2015 2:34:44 GMT -5
how is Kevin "Halloween Mask" Dunn not on this list?
oh wait dirty old man....
he looks like that too.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 15, 2015 6:13:09 GMT -5
I'll go with Lawler as with Bret you sort get the impression that he is not being serious and is trying to be funny. Lawler on the other hand has spent the best part of almost 20 years being the pro wrestling equivalent of that creepy pervy uncle who you dread being around because you know he will hit on and then try to get into your girlfreind's panties when your not looking.
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 15, 2015 6:19:30 GMT -5
I'll go with Lawler as with Bret you sort get the impression that he is not being serious and is trying to be funny. Lawler on the other hand has spent the best part of almost 20 years being the pro wrestling equivalent of that creepy pervy uncle who you dread being around because you know he will hit on and try to get into your girlfreind's panties when your not looking. So, Jake Norvell, then.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 15, 2015 6:49:48 GMT -5
I'll go with Lawler as with Bret you sort get the impression that he is not being serious and is trying to be funny. Lawler on the other hand has spent the best part of almost 20 years being the pro wrestling equivalent of that creepy pervy uncle who you dread being around because you know he will hit on and try to get into your girlfreind's panties when your not looking. So, Jake Norvell, then. Yes if I knew who this Jake Norvell is or what he did.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 15, 2015 6:51:40 GMT -5
This Poll needs more Michael PS Hayes and WAY more Ric Flair...
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 15, 2015 7:11:58 GMT -5
Lawler is still the benchmark for "Dirty Old Man" when it comes to wrestling.
Flair and Bret have their moments, but they're not taking the crown from the King.
His overly-Botox'd face doesn't exactly help matters, either.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Apr 15, 2015 8:53:37 GMT -5
Vince literally made one of the most successful female wrestlers ever act like a dog for his amusement so I'll go with him.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 8:57:52 GMT -5
I think Lawler is more of a gimmick but it's still creepy.
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Post by tms on Apr 15, 2015 9:50:11 GMT -5
In all honesty I don't know how anyone could objectively say Bret is creepier than Lawler.
Bret's sense of humor is so dry that it goes over a lot of people's heads, and even though he's obviously had more than his share of past infidelities it isn't even a blip on the radar compared to a 60-something year old Botoxed guy that wears t-shirts that look like they were designed for people 40 years younger, who coincidentally are the same age as the women he can't seem to contain himself around.
I found Lawler's shrill squealing over "dur-hur puppeez dur-hur" off-putting as a fan and am thankful he's at least dialed it down somewhat since the product became PG. His being a pervert definitely didn't come off as a gimmick or attempts at deadpan humor.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 15, 2015 10:00:18 GMT -5
Are there any backstage stories about Lawler though besides the (unproven) 13 year old thing? Meanwhile Bret has large sections of his book dedicated to his exploits.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 10:07:57 GMT -5
Are there any backstage stories about Lawler though besides the (unproven) 13 year old thing? Meanwhile Bret has large sections of his book dedicated to his exploits. Don't know if they're still going out, but in 2011 it was reported that Lawler was dating FCW Diva Su Yung, who's 40 years younger than him.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 15, 2015 10:21:48 GMT -5
Bret is Principle Skinner trying to be funny and edgy, Lawler is a letch whose face looks like a balloon stretched over someone's knee, Vince McMahon booked his female talent and his own wife in demeaning ways for his own amusement, Vince Russo wanted to book some of the best female talent of the 80s and 90s to wrestle in mud, a married John Cena slept his way through the divas backstage, as did Batista, Dusty Rhodes booked himself to run TNA from the back of a pickup truck with sexy women a fraction of his age vying for his affections, Johnny Ace's diva recruitment pool came from underwear catalogs, the current WWE champion believes all female wrestling fans are ring rats... And so on.
Wrestling, y'all.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 15, 2015 10:25:26 GMT -5
As long as there's no laws being broken, I honesely don't get the hate for Lawler. If I was in that position and that age and some 20 year old smoking hot girl wants to be with me I'm going to turn her down? Hell no.
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Post by Mutant Couch on Apr 15, 2015 11:34:12 GMT -5
Lawler. He skeeved me out when I was ten and has done a good job continuing the tradition.
I never found Flair creepy. He was weirdly appealing considering the age difference, but it could just be the "wooo."
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Apr 15, 2015 12:17:27 GMT -5
Are there any backstage stories about Lawler though besides the (unproven) 13 year old thing? Meanwhile Bret has large sections of his book dedicated to his exploits. Don't know if they're still going out, but in 2011 it was reported that Lawler was dating FCW Diva Su Yung, who's 40 years younger than him. They're both of legal age and capable of consenting, so i don't really see how this is creepy. Unusual maybe, but not creepy unless there's some kind of weird coercion going on (which i doubt). His 'puppies' character on tv was certainly creepy though.
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 15, 2015 12:19:09 GMT -5
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Post by bluemeii on Apr 15, 2015 12:20:53 GMT -5
Lawler.
If he has to pull down his pants to count their age cause fingers and toes aren't enough to do it, they are too old for him.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Apr 15, 2015 12:20:54 GMT -5
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