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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 10, 2006 0:25:41 GMT -5
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal PUFF,
and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff
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Post by sunwukong on Aug 10, 2006 0:29:01 GMT -5
Puff loved the ganja, oh yes he did
He once stole Jackie's paper, and flipped his lid
Smoked all day and smoked all night,
that f***er got so high,
He fell asleep and rolled over,
And little Jackie died.
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Post by DSR on Aug 10, 2006 0:31:15 GMT -5
Here he comes, Here comes Speed Racer, He's a demon on wheels, He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone...
EVERYBODY!
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Post by The Wraith on Aug 10, 2006 0:33:51 GMT -5
Here he comes, Here comes Speed Racer, He's a demon on wheels, He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone...EVERYBODY! He's gainin' on you So you better look alive. He's gonna be revin' up his Powerful Mach 5. And when the odds are against him And their dangers work. You bet your life Speed Racer Is gonna see it through Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer go-. He's off and flying As he guns his car around the track. He's jammin' down the pedal Like he's never coming back. Adventure's waiting up ahead-. Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer go-. |
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Sigma: Current SRW Champ!
Dennis Stamp
Writes about wrestling, does videos about game shows, helps transpeople, loves baseball etc.
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Aug 10, 2006 0:35:02 GMT -5
I WAS HIT BY LIGHTNING, WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
I WAS HIT BY SOMETHING LAST NIGHT IN MY SLEEP.
IT'S A DEAD MAN'S PARTY, WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE.
EVERYBODY'S COMING, LEAVE YOUR BODY AT THE DOOR.
LEAVE YOUR BODY AND SOUL, AT THE DOOR!
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
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Post by therob on Aug 10, 2006 0:35:29 GMT -5
GIGANTOR, GIGANTOR, GIGANNNNNNN-TOOOOOOORRRRRRR
Gigantor the space aged robot,
He is at your command.
Gigantor the space aged robot,
His power is in your hand.
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Post by DSR on Aug 10, 2006 0:37:34 GMT -5
They did the Mash!
They did the Monster Mash!
The Monster Mash!
It was a graveyard smash!
They did the Mash!
It caught on in a flash!
They did the Mash!
They did the Monster Mash!
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Johnny
King Koopa
Now with 100% more custom title.
Vern enjoys Johnny's 3 Humanoid Awards.
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Post by Johnny on Aug 10, 2006 0:39:24 GMT -5
HIS NAME IS SAMOA JOE
HE DOES BLOW
ON WARM DAYS OR IN THE SNOW
HE ONCE EAT A LIVE DEAR IT WAS A DOE
I made that up just now
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2006 0:42:02 GMT -5
Ho! Ho! Ho!
[Chorus]
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga
I'm Big Bank, I am the Chief
I got a lot of raps but I'll be real
I never need a horse I like to chill
so I, drive up in my new Seville
My Tribe went down in the hall of fame
Cause I'm the one who shot Jesse James
Pound for pound, I will never break down
(Big Bank!) No sir, I don't mess around
Awowowowowowowowowow!! Ho!
Wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowow!!
[Chorus]
[Master G]
Like Kemosabi, of course it's me
I'm better known as the Master G
A firing squad, sensed the danger
When they're stung by the rapping ranger
Had a little talk with my medicine man
He said, "Get them squaws, fast as you can"
To all you girls, that wanna join my Tribe
Just move to my rhythm, and feel my vibe
Put up a fuss, in the end you'll agree
When you come inside, my tee-pee
As I said before, you could sense the danger
When you're stung by the rapping ranger
When Silver and I, take a route
All you suckers better step aside
I sting squaws, then I run away
HIYOO Silver, is what I say!
Ho! Ho! Wowowowowowowowow!
Hit it gang!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Aowowowowowowowowowowowo!
[Chorus]
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Post by tigermask on Aug 10, 2006 0:42:32 GMT -5
PUFF, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal PUFF, and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff Continue Who'd have thought it wasn't about a dragon. Huh? Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette. Puff is just the name of the boy's magical dragon... You a pothead, Focker? No, I pass on grass always. Well not always. Yes or no? No, um, yes, um... |
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Vizier
Dennis Stamp
Snugglin' you back to health
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Post by Vizier on Aug 10, 2006 0:42:57 GMT -5
BEHOLD THE KING!
THE KING OF KINGS!
ON YOUR KNEES, DOG!
Bow down to the
Bow down to the King!
Bow down to the King!
The King grinned red as he walked from the place
Where the traitor lost both his name and his face
Through the halls and the corridors stinging in blood
He tasted his grin and it tasted good
The king took his head
Left him broken and dead
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Post by mcclanahan on Aug 10, 2006 0:43:32 GMT -5
Rollin my homegrown smoking a big bone
I look at the ganja covered with oil
Using my tweezers
Got pot in the freezer
Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil
[Chorus]
Wastin away again in marijuanaville
Searchin for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, On a rope)
Some people claim that there is a women to blame
but I know that its all this damn dope
Don’t know the reason, stayed here all season
Maybe that tastic was a way bit too strong
But I got a real beauty a Colombian dubey
Soon ill be up on my way alone (Lucy you got some splaining to do baby)
[Chorus]
I blew out my bong pipe
Ran out of bud light
But I found some stash I had hidden at home
I put it into a blender and soon it will render
These little fudge brownies that help me get stoned
[Chorus 2x]
Some people claim that I sound like Dillon when I’m
Stoned…but I knowwww that its all this damn dope
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Post by DSR on Aug 10, 2006 0:45:19 GMT -5
Rollin my homegrown smoking a big bone I look at the ganja covered with oil Using my tweezers Got pot in the freezer Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil [Chorus] Wastin away again in marijuanaville Searchin for my roach clip on a rope (on a rope, On a rope) Some people claim that there is a women to blame but I know that its all this damn dope Don’t know the reason, stayed here all season Maybe that tastic was a way bit too strong But I got a real beauty a Colombian dubey Soon ill be up on my way alone (Lucy you got some splaining to do baby) [Chorus] I blew out my bong pipe Ran out of bud light But I found some stash I had hidden at home I put it into a blender and soon it will render These little fudge brownies that help me get stoned [Chorus 2x] Some people claim that I sound like Dillon when I’m Stoned…but I knowwww that its all this damn dope Please sing something else...I hate Jimmy Buffet. Not even a parody of one of his songs will make me happy. |
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Post by mcclanahan on Aug 10, 2006 0:54:40 GMT -5
Love You To Death - Type O Negative
In her place one hundred candles burning - as salty sweat drips
from her breast
her hips move and i can feel what they're saying - swaying
they say the beast inside of me is gonna get ya - get ya get -
yeah
Black lipstick stains - her glass of red wine - i am your servant
may i light your cigarette
those lips smooth yeah i can feel what you're saying - praying
they say the beast inside of me is gonna get ya - get ya get -
yeah
I beg to serve - your wish is my law
now close those eyes - and let me love you to death
shall i prove - i mean what i'm saying - begging
i say the beast inside of me is gonna get ya - get ya get
Ahhhh - let me love you - to - ahhhh - let me love you - to -
death - to death
Ahhhh - let me love you - to - ahhhh - let me love you - to -
death - to death
Hey am i good enough - for you
am i good enough - for you
am i - am i for you - am i - for you
am i good enough - for you
Dead Babies - Alice Cooper
Little Betty ate a pound of aspirin
She got them from the shelf upon the wall
Betty's mommy wasn't there to save her
She didn't hear, hear her little baby call
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't want you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Daddy is an agrophile in Texas
Mommy's on the bar most every night
Little Betty's sleeping in the graveyard
Living there in burgundy and white
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't love you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Goodbye little Betty
Goodbye little Betty
So long little Betty
So long little Betty
Betty, so long
Dead babies can't take care of themselves
Dead babies can't take things off the shelf
Well, we didn't need you anyway
Lalala-lalalalalala-la
Goodbye little Betty
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Aug 10, 2006 0:58:13 GMT -5
OH OH OHOHOH
THE RIGHT STUFF
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Post by mcclanahan on Aug 10, 2006 1:04:13 GMT -5
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat face!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat face!
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!
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Post by tigermask on Aug 10, 2006 1:04:16 GMT -5
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
Bum bummmmm bad ba bum
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