Daniel Bryan is shilling energy shots now

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

How about that? 5-Hour Energy actually found that unmarketable B+ player to be marketable...



Maybe they'll incorporate it into his on-screen character like they did with X-Pac and his Hansen's Energy Drink. Maybe they can find a way to make it like Popeye's spinach and lead it into the big babyface comeback. But only one though. He may have a lot of heart, but he doesn't need it to be beating 200 times a minute.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Meh

It's not the kind of high level shilling something like Niagara brings.

[Mozenrath]

I misread this as "high energy shorts". I was wondering what the f*** that would mean.

[Deleted]

Apr 28, 2015 6:06:35 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

I misread this as "high energy shorts". I was wondering what the f*** that would mean.

Very poofy shorts with checkerboards on the legs, obviously.

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

YESYESYESYESYES

[MC Blowfish]

Good for him. I hope he's getting paid well for this.

[Sephiroth]

Squats: because somewhere out there a guy half your size is warming up with your maximum

["Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly]

What a nerd. He probably needs it to get through sex with Brie Bella!

[Deleted]

5 Hour Energy does not seem like something that Daniel Bryan would put in his body.

He should be doing spots for tofu or something.

[Bo Rida]

Apr 28, 2015 10:15:50 GMT -5 @lovehater said:

5 Hour Energy does not seem like something that Daniel Bryan would put in his body.

He should be doing spots for tofu or something.

Yeah it doesn't sound a very hippy like product, everybody should chant "you sold out" at him.

Then again I haven't bothered looking up what it is he's shilling so it may be made of some sort of energy giving seaweed for all I know.

[Deleted]

Apr 28, 2015 9:33:19 GMT -5 YAKMAN is ICHIBAN said:

YESYESYESYESYES

Before 5 hour energy:

Daniel Bryan: "Yes.......yes........yep........sure why not...."

After 5 hour energy:

Daniel Bryan: "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES" *smoke comes out of ears, blows through roof of building*

[Push R Truth]

I would buy 5 more Subs to the WWE Network if they incorporated 5 Hour Energy into a gimmick.

OH no, Daniel Bryan is in the STFU... he's reaching for the ropes!
What's this? Instead of the Ropes, he grabbed a 5 Hour Energy! OH MY GOD HE'S DRINKING IT! VINTAGE INSTANT 5 HOUR ENERGY! HE BROKE THE STFU AND IS GIVING CENA A TRIPLE POWERBOMB OH MY GOD

[Deleted]

I always wonder why CM Punk didn't endorse Pepsi. 10 year old me started drinking more often becasue it because it was tattooed on his arm and I thought he really liked it. lol

[Perd]

Bryan's next feud revealed:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}

[Hypnosis]

Apr 28, 2015 12:54:18 GMT -5 Perd said:

Bryan's next feud revealed:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Cowboy:"You been mutilatin' my cattle too long, you so-called 'vegan'!"

[the2ndevil]

Apr 28, 2015 12:54:18 GMT -5 Perd said:

Bryan's next feud revealed:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}

I got to admit. I was expecting the giant Stacker 2 bottle from that commercial Edge and Christian did years ago.

[Deleted]

Apr 28, 2015 12:50:30 GMT -5 @doge said:

I always wonder why CM Punk didn't endorse Pepsi. 10 year old me started drinking more often becasue it because it was tattooed on his arm and I thought he really liked it. lol

Nothing makes you feel old like reading someone saying they were influenced at 10 years old by CM Punk.

[Giul T.]

I'm sorta miffed he's not doing spots for mamajuanaextreme.com like Charles Haas Layfield

[Tessmachers-Ass-Fan]

UNLEASH THE POWER OF APPLES!

[A Platypus Rave]

Apr 28, 2015 15:06:41 GMT -5 Tessmachers-Ass-Fan said:

UNLEASH THE POWER OF APPLES!

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.