Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 4, 2015 16:52:35 GMT -5
Just like the Simpsons quote thread. Let's go.
*AJ Styles and others are hungry waiting to be seated at Chinese restaurant. Somebody else is seated immediately. AJ walks up to counter.*
AJ:"Excuse me. We've been waiting for a long time and i know we were ahead of that guy."
Dixie:"Oh no. That's Mr. Hogan. He's always here."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on May 4, 2015 18:28:52 GMT -5
Destination America: "This was supposed to be the summer of Angle The summer of Angke..."
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 4, 2015 20:09:36 GMT -5
Dixie told Spike that she wanted Ted Danson Jon Taffer money, or she walks!
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Post by Angus Mcloud on May 4, 2015 20:35:18 GMT -5
Spike TV Executives: So, what have you guys come up with?
Jeff Jarrett: Well, we thought about this in a variety of ways, but the basic idea is I would play myself…
Dixie Carter : May I…?
Jeff: Go ahead.
Dixie: I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
Spike TV: Nothing?
Dixie: Nothing!
Spike TV: What does that mean?
Dixie: The wrestling show is about nothing!
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on May 4, 2015 20:56:03 GMT -5
AJ Styles: So you feel "women and children first," in this day and age, is somewhat of an antiquated notion.
Hulk Hogan: To some degree.
Styles: So basically, it's every man, woman, child, and invalid for themselves.
Hogan: In a manner of speaking.
Styles: Well, it's honest.
Hogan: Yeah. Dixie should be commending me for treating everyone like equals.
Styles: Well, perhaps when Dixie's released from the burn center, she'll see things differently.
Hogan: (miffed) Perhaps.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 4, 2015 21:32:18 GMT -5
Knockouts laugh at Russo's penis
Vince Russo:Bro I was on the pool! I was on the pool!
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 5, 2015 2:47:55 GMT -5
Bubba the Love Sponge: hey buddy, fifty years ago we'd have had you hanging upside down with a f***ing fork up your ass!
(OK, not Seinfeld, technically...)
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 5, 2015 3:38:16 GMT -5
Just use the tagline
It's the show about nothing.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 6:15:13 GMT -5
Angle: I just re-signed with TNA again.
Triple H: Have a nice life. Sentence that is.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 5, 2015 8:49:01 GMT -5
Hey Anderson! The Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp.
Oh, yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, and they are running out of you!
What's the difference? You're their all time bestseller!
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Post by Angus Mcloud on May 5, 2015 12:18:00 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
AJ Styles: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
Jeff: Yes. Yes, yes.
AJ: The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk.
Jeff: Okay, the point is made.
AJ: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen. The bad tipper!
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Post by Angus Mcloud on May 5, 2015 12:19:35 GMT -5
Billy Corgan: Khoya wrestled?!
Tommy Dreamer: It's more like a full-body dry heave set in a ring
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 5, 2015 15:12:15 GMT -5
Samoa joe and Matt Hardy:"These pretzels, are making me thirsty!"
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on May 5, 2015 15:57:37 GMT -5
TV exec: As far as I can tell, TNA is nothing more than s solitary man living in a messy apartment, which may or may not contain a chicken!
Dixie: And with Destination America's help, we'll get that chicken!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on May 5, 2015 16:44:02 GMT -5
Spike: Hello...Russo.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 6, 2015 4:53:02 GMT -5
AJ Styles: "I'm not gay Community! Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on May 6, 2015 5:09:13 GMT -5
Hey Anderson! The Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp. Oh, yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, and they are running out of you! What's the difference? You're their all time bestseller! Jeff Jarrett: "I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!" |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 6, 2015 5:29:20 GMT -5
CM Punk: This isn't a good time.
Dixie Carter: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
CM Punk I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
Dixie Carter: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
CM Punk: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
Dixie Carter: Umm, no.
CM Punk: Well, now you know how I feel. *hangs up phone*
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Matt Hardy: I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
Jeff Hardy: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.
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Kurt Angle: You know you're not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.
Ethan Carter III: I think you're thinking of "You're not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery".
Kurt Angle: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 6, 2015 5:59:34 GMT -5
Velvet sky:"Let me tell you, I didn't intentionally expose myself, but, now, I wish I had. For it is not me, but you who have been exposed, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!"
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Post by hossfan on May 6, 2015 6:53:24 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan signs with TNA:
AJ Styles: That's not going to be good for business.
Samoa Joe: That's not going to be good for anybody.
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