mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 13, 2015 11:04:46 GMT -5
When Kane himself wanted to quit about two weeks ago?
Why would Kane even care?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 13, 2015 11:06:54 GMT -5
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I thought you meant his balls. My mistake.
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Post by Sparkybob on May 13, 2015 11:07:15 GMT -5
It will hurt Kane's presidential campaign.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 11:07:32 GMT -5
... ... ...OH. I thought you meant his balls. My mistake. That sack has buried more then Hunter! |
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Post by The Yes Man on May 13, 2015 11:18:07 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on May 13, 2015 11:21:14 GMT -5
When Kane himself wanted to quit about two weeks ago? Why would Kane even care? I guess it's less that Kane should care and more him having little else he could really threaten him with. |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 11:24:07 GMT -5
I thought it was that sack that Kane carried in 2008 that made him crazy and it turned out to be Rey Mysterio's mask or some shit. It was possibly the most Kanefusing storyline ever
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Post by somsta on May 13, 2015 11:32:40 GMT -5
Because that's pretty much the only story WWE knows how to tell. Plus it makes for great babyface superstars. We all want to cheer losers who beg for their jobs because they would be broke immediately and have no life or means of employment.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on May 13, 2015 11:40:23 GMT -5
Beacuse he's a demon in the sack.
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Post by amethyst on May 13, 2015 12:10:34 GMT -5
Because HHH is eying up Rowan and Harper as his future local men.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 13, 2015 12:47:43 GMT -5
HHH should remind Kane that without the Authority, Kane would be a mere mannequin raping unemployed freak.
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 13, 2015 12:48:29 GMT -5
To get the fans hopes up.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 12:52:42 GMT -5
Will this lead to crying Kane?
Just go ahead and redo the Show storyline word for word. Kane sides with the authority because he needs to support his family and he lost his money on strip malls. Then he punches someone and cries. Don't even switch from the punch to the chokeslam, just have Kane do the Big Show punch and pretend it's his finisher during non wrestling segments.
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Post by Milkman Norm on May 13, 2015 13:07:08 GMT -5
Did Kane invest in a strip mall in Florida that went bad as well?
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 13:58:17 GMT -5
You're not supposed to remember two weeks ago.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on May 13, 2015 14:27:34 GMT -5
W-What's in the sack, Kane...a Shark or something? |
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 15:00:17 GMT -5
What I don't get is the over-used story in wrestling where a heel that is part of a faction develops animosity towards the other guys in his group, and somehow that is supposed to make him a face.
I mean, if Two-Face, Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin form a gang and then kick the Joker out of their gang, that doesn't make Joker a hero.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 13, 2015 15:00:58 GMT -5
IS THIS ANGLE ALIVE OR DEAD?
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Post by ________ has left the building on May 13, 2015 16:29:32 GMT -5
IS THIS ANGLE ALIVE OR DEAD?  "I get asked that question everyday." |
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Post by Macho Pichu on May 13, 2015 16:30:43 GMT -5
Because HHH is eying up Rowan and Harper as his future local men. Resulting in Bray vs HHH at SummerSlam. |
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