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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 13, 2015 15:51:17 GMT -5
So I'm in Jamaica Plain, MA and have to go real bad. However I have pick someone up in a little bit so I can't venture too far. I walk about 5 minutes from the location and...no luck. Then I go the other way and see a CVS (that I should've remembered was there). I think, "Great CVS! They practically live to let people urinate!"
So I ask the girl upfront if there is a bathroom. She says not a public one, but we'll have someone help you, sir. She calls the manager who types in a code that lets me into the back. Right this way, sir. After the deed I thank him and he says, you're welcome, sir.
Really if you have to piss in a metro area CVS is tough to beat. The bathroom was sparkling clean and had 6 paper towels ready to use (surprisingly no Taco Bell nearby). I highly recommend it.
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Post by jagilki on May 13, 2015 15:52:54 GMT -5
The proceeding was a dramatic reading from Dixie Carters upcoming book.
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 16:13:52 GMT -5
I thought you pulled a Robert Durst for a second
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 13, 2015 17:52:17 GMT -5
So, it wasn't along the lines of "Sir, please stop... sir, please stop urinating on the carpet... sir, if you don't stop we will call the police!"
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on May 13, 2015 18:00:56 GMT -5
I did the exact same thing in Chicago lately.
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Post by hurbmurphy on May 13, 2015 18:21:48 GMT -5
I don't know why they call it "taking" a piss, you really "leave" a piss.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 13, 2015 19:03:47 GMT -5
I did the exact same thing in Chicago lately. I hope you mean the city, not the band.
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Post by Reflecto on May 13, 2015 19:55:19 GMT -5
I was going to leave a comment about this about how weird a topic like this is, but why take the piss out of this thing?
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on May 13, 2015 20:27:46 GMT -5
The proceeding was a dramatic reading from Dixie Carters upcoming book. As read by Patrick Stewart.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 13, 2015 20:51:56 GMT -5
If you had to poop they might've said take your seat on the throne your majesty.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on May 13, 2015 21:42:53 GMT -5
I'm honestly not following this. I take it that you're from an area where it's strangely uncommon for people to call you sir? Because if not, the story sounds quite normal.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 13, 2015 21:50:36 GMT -5
I'm honestly not following this. I take it that you're from an area where it's strangely uncommon for people to call you sir? Because if not, the story sounds quite normal. Meh, not that uncommon in MA. I was just surprised how nice the staff was. Like I said I was just taking a piss, not buying anything. If you think about it, it's almost like I was being called sir for taking a piss. Or thanked for taking a piss. A lot of times when you go into stores (especially in northeast metropolitan areas as has been my experience) they make you buy something, say it's staff only or just don't have a bathroom. But at CVS? Well, it was delightful
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Post by lionheart21 on May 13, 2015 22:13:25 GMT -5
I don't know why they call it "taking" a piss, you really "leave" a piss. That sounds like the setup to one of George Carlin's jokes.
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Post by bob on May 13, 2015 22:40:30 GMT -5
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 13, 2015 23:51:25 GMT -5
i've been called worst...
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