CM Dazz
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Post by CM Dazz on May 16, 2015 20:44:54 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure when I walked out of the room there were only two houses on Kentucky, Indiana, & Illinois, but when I came back there were three on each!
What should I do FAN???
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Post by RedSmile on May 16, 2015 20:47:31 GMT -5
Send that bitch to jail, without passing GO!, and without collecting $200.00!!!
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on May 16, 2015 20:50:20 GMT -5
Monopoly may actually cause more trouble than any marital infidelity.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on May 16, 2015 20:54:19 GMT -5
It's Monopoly. What are you doing leaving the board unattended?
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 16, 2015 20:58:14 GMT -5
Monopoly: Destroying EVERYTHING since 1935.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 16, 2015 20:58:48 GMT -5
Monopoly destroys friendships and relationships, never play it.
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CM Dazz
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Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on May 16, 2015 21:02:55 GMT -5
Not quoting everyone, but every single post in this thread is correct.
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on May 16, 2015 21:05:04 GMT -5
Find a reason for her to leave the room then set up the Chance and Community Chest cards. You also need loaded dice and you'll run the board.
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Post by Main Eventer on May 16, 2015 21:06:36 GMT -5
The same thing you do when you are losing at Monopoly... Flip The Board.
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CM Dazz
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Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on May 16, 2015 21:11:07 GMT -5
It's interesting that no one is curious if I've been cheating too...
#DoubleStandards
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Demented
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What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on May 16, 2015 21:12:58 GMT -5
It's interesting that no one is curious if I've been cheating too... #DoubleStandards I bet you've been cheating too. You bastard.  We have the Godzilla rule during my Monopoly games. If someone gets caught cheating, a Godzilla figure appears and wrecks the board. Then we all complain that the Japanese version of the Godzilla rule is way better than the American version. |
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CM Dazz
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Chuck
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Post by CM Dazz on May 16, 2015 21:23:23 GMT -5
It's interesting that no one is curious if I've been cheating too... #DoubleStandards I bet you've been cheating too. You bastard. We have the Godzilla rule during my Monopoly games. If someone gets caught cheating, a Godzilla figure appears and wrecks the board. Then we all complain that the Japanese version of the Godzilla rule is way better than the American version. No sir. I'm an honest man. |
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Post by Red Impact on May 16, 2015 21:42:27 GMT -5
Sneak bills from the bank and hide them under the board.
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Mackenzie Gorn
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I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on May 16, 2015 21:46:15 GMT -5
Beat her to death with a candletick than blame it on the Scotsman living on Atlantic.
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2015 22:12:08 GMT -5
Boardwalk is hilarious because it reflects the desire to win the lottery IRL. Everybody thinks they can land on boardwalk or hit that jackpot, but realistically it's all just a matter of luck...and once you realize that, Monopoly/life will be so much sweeter.
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Post by An Old Villain on May 16, 2015 22:16:34 GMT -5
Stone Cold Stunner.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on May 16, 2015 22:23:19 GMT -5
take a chance and see what happens
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bob
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Post by bob on May 16, 2015 22:23:56 GMT -5
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Post by edgestar on May 16, 2015 22:47:39 GMT -5
One time, I played monopoly with my cousin, and was winning... She threw the money at me!  |
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Juice
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Post by Juice on May 17, 2015 6:24:29 GMT -5
When you play the game of monopoly you either win or you die.
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