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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on May 18, 2015 14:37:37 GMT -5
I always get a kick out of the board's hogan impressions, so I figure let's just have a thread where we just collectively cut one long Hogan promo. I'll start it off simple for you guys: "LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN, MEAN GENE...
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on May 18, 2015 14:41:18 GMT -5
HULK HOGAN IS LIKE THE AFROCENTRIC ASIAN, DUDE. HALF BROTHER HALF JACK.
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING..
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 14:41:23 GMT -5
When 150000 Hulkamaniacs watched me slam the 950 pound Andre at the Superdome, history was made there Brother!!!!!
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edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
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Post by edgehead on May 18, 2015 14:45:06 GMT -5
And I'm not done creating history, just yet Mean Gene! Because all my Hulkamaniacs know that this coming Sunday.....
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on May 18, 2015 14:47:14 GMT -5
I thought I was slamming him for All the Hulkamaniacs, but even I didn't know the power of Hulkamania man. From that day on, after the crater formed in Pontiac, Michigan brother, the Giant was defeated, but so was the Detroit Economy man. The shockwave that struck down that big nasty Giant, had crippled the American auto industry too brother..
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 14:54:15 GMT -5
I thought I was slamming him for All the Hulkamaniacs, but even I didn't know the power of Hulkamania man. From that day on, after the crater formed in Pontiac, Michigan brother, the Giant was defeated, but so was the Detroit Economy man. The shockwave that struck down that big nasty Giant, had crippled the American auto industry too brother.. But not just their economy, dude when I beat Macho at the Trump Plaza, I was afraid that the tidal wave that destroys the Trump would kill everybody. I wasn't sure, brother, that even with my largest back in the world could help swim everybody to safety. Luckily... |
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Post by Surfer Sandman on May 18, 2015 15:00:46 GMT -5
Brother Bruti showed up and we destroyed that tidal wave with the force of a thousand hulkamaniacs, jack! But then...
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 15:45:07 GMT -5
I ripped off his mask dude and you know who it was? That money grubbing Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase. He bet me a million dollars that I couldn't outlift Virgil in a Mr T. benching contest. So you what happened brother dude jack?!?!? Well...
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Johnny Flamingo
Hank Scorpio
Killing the business one post at a time
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on May 18, 2015 15:55:02 GMT -5
I looked deep down into my heart. And as I stood there looking at the millions of Hulkamaniacs cheering me on in the New Orleans Silverdome brother, I just though about saying my prayers and eating my vitamins, because you know something brother.....
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on May 18, 2015 16:00:36 GMT -5
I called up Mr. T, brother. And he came to help the Hulkster, brother. And he started talking abouth his mother, brother. We let the mothers and brothers fly, Jack. The Million Dollar Man and Virgil got fed up and left, dude. But lemme tell ya something Mean Gene...
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 17:25:24 GMT -5
When I was in the Dungeon of Dooms lair, and I touched that water fountain, you know what I found out? That the water was not hot!!!!! So you know what happened after Mean Gene? Well, Bruti, dressed as the Zodiac grabbed me by my neck and demanded a yappappapa strap match.
This could only mean one thing Mean Gene....
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 18, 2015 17:30:57 GMT -5
Child : hey hulk how did you body slam Andre ?
Hogan : WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JACK !!!!! EATING YOUR VITAMINS AND INJEC...SAYING YOUR PRAYERS DUDE !!!!!! NOW GRAB DADS CREDIT CARD AND BUY THE WWF NETWORK FOR ONLY $999.99 DOLLARS JACK !!!!
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Post by rydndirty on May 18, 2015 17:34:38 GMT -5
I needed to face those nasty Faces of Fear by myself! And with the little Hulkamaniacs behind me, I knew I couldn't be beat. I kicked that Taskmaster, chopped the Zodiac and took the big, nasty Giant by his hair and then...
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on May 18, 2015 17:38:45 GMT -5
That no good Heartbreak Kid came and superkicked me in the chin brother! And then he made a mockery of me on national television, dude! But it was all for naught for when the power of Hulkamania rises up, brother, there's no treachery that can stop us, jack!
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 18:23:10 GMT -5
Unless there's no creative control clause in my contract. Then brother, the hulkster has to take his talents elsewhere!!!! Maybe I'll go to New Japan or ROH....but can they even afford the Immortal One? So I asked myself dude...should I stay and fight the Faces of Fear?  Well this is what I chose brother... |
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Jeff Mangum PI
Hank Scorpio
11 herbs and spices for the rest of eternity; Is Number Two. Number Two!
The 2nd Coming
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on May 18, 2015 18:33:25 GMT -5
I was about to head straight to New Japan, Mean Gene, but then the big man Vince told me that that little midget Bret was going over Yokozilla, so I said to myself, "OH NO YA DON'T! This cruiserweight can cruiser-wait, brother!" I told Vince that if he didn't put the strap on my 24-inch pythons, then he could kiss my orange ass goodbye! So he started blubbering and I said "Vince, you can make this right! You gotta have Little Canuck Man drop the belt to Bull Nakano or whatever the f*** his name was! Then I'm going over Hideo Kojima, and he's not even gonna get a lick of offense against me brother!"
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2015 18:33:53 GMT -5
I'M JOINING THE FORCE DUDES. GLOBAL FORCE WRESTLING AND HULKAMANIA WILL TAKE OVER THE WRESTLING WORLD, DUDES.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 18, 2015 18:37:56 GMT -5
I told the FAN, you can stick it, brother. The Hulkster and Jimmy Hart are taking our talents to South Beach, dude. And when we get there, we're gonna saddle up the Harleys and use the 24" pythons to hang ten and let 'er rip, jack! But before all that hangin' and bangin, I must resolve one small issue...
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 18, 2015 18:43:49 GMT -5
How much did he pay for the plastic surgery?!?!?! I can't enjoy surfing in South Beach with Lebron and Jimmy Hart without knowing!!!! How can my Hulkamaniacs sleep at night knowing there are two referees that look exactly alike???!?
I need another Title Shot for my Hulkamaniacs. So I went to Jack Tunney and you know what I asked him...
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by mcstoklasa on May 18, 2015 18:48:36 GMT -5
Do you wanna be on my podcast dude? Tune into the Hulk Hogan show on the WWE network to see me interview Steve Austin, brother! Anyway Steve, so have you ever slammed a big stinky giant over your head? Because I have, brother. I'll catch your ass down the road, Jack! I'm off to press slam that stinky Obama, dude.  (A direct transcribing of the future conversation when Hogan appears on the Steve Austin show) |
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