Dixie Carter should be a motivational speaker

[Sephiroth]

She obviously doesn't know crap about wrestling, but damn if the woman isn't capable of putting a positive spinning even the most apocalyptically bad news. Maybe she's the one who taught Tubsck about The Secret.

[hunterbusax]

Great you just gave away the end to her biopic : The Cougar of the square circle.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

I've said this before, there must be something to the woman to have had the loyalty of guys like Roode, Storm, Abyss, AJ(until he departed). She can spin a shit storm very well but at the end of the day her priorities are horrible. She seems like she wants to be like Stephanie but Steph can play a good character when she isn't crushing balls and the fact that Stephanie has been groomed for this her whole life.

[jagilki]

Dixie Carter: "Sug, don't believe the lies, I am not LIVING IN A VAN down by the river. It's a camper and it's on lake front property."

[Deleted]

Before Dixie put her spin on it Jesus Christ was still dead in a cave somewhere.

[Ragnal]

So we're just gonna forget that time she got the roster together, told all of them it's my way or the highway, then put the video for that up online?

[bigjohnsons]

The tagline should be : DIXIE HAS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT YOU DONT WANNA MISS !!!!!!

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

May 23, 2015 11:54:18 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

I've said this before, there must be something to the woman to have had the loyalty of guys like Roode, Storm, Abyss, AJ(until he departed). She can spin a shit storm very well but at the end of the day her priorities are horrible. She seems like she wants to be like Stephanie but Steph can play a good character when she isn't crushing balls and the fact that Stephanie has been groomed for this her whole life.

I think in a lot of guy's cases, they're just smart enough to realize that there are only so many spots in WWE, especially at the level they're gonna want, so it's easier to take a guaranteed payday than take the risk and try to make the jump, possibly burning a bridge in the process. Then again, what do I know, maybe there IS genuine loyalty there.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

May 24, 2015 7:20:17 GMT -5 2coldMack is even more baffled said:

May 23, 2015 11:54:18 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

I've said this before, there must be something to the woman to have had the loyalty of guys like Roode, Storm, Abyss, AJ(until he departed). She can spin a shit storm very well but at the end of the day her priorities are horrible. She seems like she wants to be like Stephanie but Steph can play a good character when she isn't crushing balls and the fact that Stephanie has been groomed for this her whole life.

I think in a lot of guy's cases, they're just smart enough to realize that there are only so many spots in WWE, especially at the level they're gonna want, so it's easier to take a guaranteed payday than take the risk and try to make the jump, possibly burning a bridge in the process. Then again, what do I know, maybe there IS genuine loyalty there.

I cann see that being true considering why leave when you comfortable when you at. I say she has their loyalty because they come across as guys who don't have to worry about their paycheck but she calls on them to calm the boys down when their is a uproar about pay or when shit isn't looking good. 

[Woo]

She should sell houses.

Buyer: That house is awfully small.
Dixie: I'd say it's awfully cozy.

Buyer: That's dilapidated.
Dixie: Rustic!

Buyer: That house is on fire!
Dixie: Motivated seller!

[ededdneddy]

Dixie Carter: I look around this room and all i see is untapped potential. *points* you have potential *nose starts to grow*

[DZ: WF Legacy]

Yeah, but it's super transparent to anyone paying attention.

It'd be best if she took a Dominos approach sometimes.

[Sephiroth]

May 27, 2015 19:30:58 GMT -5 DZ: WF Legacy said:

Yeah, but it's super transparent to anyone paying attention.

It'd be best if she took a Dominos approach sometimes.

As in "Out pizza is actually good!" Dominos approach?

[jagilki]

May 27, 2015 19:30:58 GMT -5 DZ: WF Legacy said:

Yeah, but it's super transparent to anyone paying attention.

It'd be best if she took a Dominos approach sometimes.

"I'm a crap boss, I make crap decisions. We're changing our name."

[Chuckie Finster]

"Alright suge, sell me this pen."

[2coldMack is even more baffled]

May 27, 2015 20:45:10 GMT -5 Chuckie Finster said:

"Alright suge, sell me this pen."

"Vince Russo can write your scripts with this"

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Dixie: "Ma'am, would you be interested in buying this Elephant repellant for only 19.99?"
Woman: "Elephant repellant? There's no Elephants around here!"
Dixie: "See how well it works?"

[Glitch]

She managed to trick us into watching. Even when mocking the show, we were still watching, basically. Damn you Dixie!

[Grand Papillon "The Banker"]

She should debut a new character of Good News Carter.

"Ok, Kenny King, it's true that TNA is going through some tough times and that you already torched the hell out of the bridge to the one place you may have been able to land on your feet. It's also true that if you're banged up, we certainly have no interest in paying any medical expenses you may have. But, I'm thrilled to bring you GOOD NEWS! I will personally see that you get a piece of the Impact set which will fetch you a hundred bucks or so on Ebay because I believe in taking care of our great talent."
-Good News Carter

"Hey Dixie, maybe next week, YOU won't be around."
-every network exec she has dealt with

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Nah, a good motivational speaker can make you feel good without lying to you.