What's Cena doing...

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What's Cena doing... May 23, 2015 12:03:47 GMT -5 via mobile

Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 23, 2015 12:03:47 GMT -5

...This Memorial Day weekend?

We all know he is the most American United States Champion to ever live. We know he doesn't only bleed red, but also white and blue. Possibly the greatest patriot in United States history!

So what is he up to this holiday weekend? Riding the backs of 50 bald eagles as he flies from military base to military base to show his American patriotism to the troops? Giving a down on his luck homeless vet a break of his lifetime? Reading the American story of Big Bad Russian Rusev vs A True American Patriot to schoolchildren?

Photoshops are not only encouraged, they're allowed.

USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!
'Murica!

Hawk Hart Bill S. Preston, Esq. Sold his organs. The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be Posts: 15,296	What's Cena doing... May 23, 2015 12:27:37 GMT -5 via mobile The Peoples Elbow, Jedi-El of Tomorrow, and 13 more like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hawk Hart on May 23, 2015 12:27:37 GMT -5
	Sept 9, 2014 17:12:55 GMT -5 The Tank said: Hawk Jefferson was offered a spot in Metallica, but apparently told the band to, and I quote, "Eat a big fat bowl of donkey (expletive deleted), brother." Hawk Jefferson may or may not also be, in fact, Hulk Hogan.

nm Hank Scorpio Posts: 6,089	What's Cena doing... May 23, 2015 13:13:03 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nm on May 23, 2015 13:13:03 GMT -5 eating hot dogs and apple pie

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Fundertaker El Dandy Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever! Posts: 8,963 Member is Online	What's Cena doing... May 23, 2015 17:38:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fundertaker on May 23, 2015 17:38:27 GMT -5 May 23, 2015 12:27:37 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:
	Portuguese Man-O-War V2.0 Fundertaker

Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on May 23, 2015 12:03:47 GMT -5

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