MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 7, 2015 16:59:15 GMT -5
A hint? Surprising.
Roman Reigns counters a Package Piledriver and hits Steen with a spear!
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 16:59:54 GMT -5
Reigns and Steen get into a slugfest early on, but Reigns starts knocking Steen around. He shoots Kevin off the ropes, Samoan Drop off the rebound! Roman covers! 1! 2!Steen kicks out! Reigns is getting a huge store of momentum here! Steen has to find a way to turn the tide.Reigns backs into the corner and tries for the Superman Punch, but Steen ducks out of it! He scoops Roman up, brainbuster on the knee! I don't think I've ever seen a move like that before.You've been doing commentary for over 20 years. How can you not have seen that before?Steen covers! 1! 2!Reigns kicks out! Steen nearly just did in one move what you couldn't do in two matches, Danielson!Nearly doesn't mean a damn thing in this business. You nearly offered something insightful but just proved why you should keep your mouth shut.Steen pulls Roman up and goes for the Package Piledriver, Damien Sandow hops on the apron and grabs Steen's shirt! Wait a minute, what's Sandow doing?!I guess his feud with Steen isn't as far on the background as Bret thought!Steen manages to knock Sandow off the apron, but turns around straight into the Spear! And that looks like it'll be it!Reigns covers! 1! 2! 3!Here is your winner, and Number One Contender for the Hardcore Championship, Roman Reigns!And Sandow once again screws Kevin Steen!Never mind that Ashley! It looks like you've got another chance to beat Reigns at Money in the Bank, champ!Fine by me. I could kick his head in all day long.Reigns exits the ring and starts jawing with Danielson as SmackDown fades out. ------------------------------------ Thanks to MikeyMania, Fake Jesus, TOO SWEET, Waffel113, Dub H, armbar, Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!, cageking666, and whoever else I'm forgetting for voting and writing promos. Extra thanks to MikeyMania for commentary in the main event, and to cageking666 for the El Diablo Dinero debut. Added to the card for Money in the Bank: Hardcore Championship Match: Bryan Danielson vs. Roman Reigns( MikeyMania vs. TOO SWEET) Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Claudio Castagnoli vs. Sting vs. Kevin Steen vs. 5 others TBD ( MrBRulzOK vs. Jonathan Michaels vs. Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! vs. 5 others TBD) Cash in the Vault Ladder Match: Bayley vs. Jessie McKay vs. 4 others TBD ( Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! vs. Oak: Certified Jade Hater vs. 4 others TBD) Requests for SmackDown will open tomorrow after Raw, but Dean Ambrose vs. Curtis Axel in a Money in the Bank Qualifier is booked already.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 7, 2015 18:27:47 GMT -5
Huh, didn't know I was booked.
WWE.COM EXCLUSIVE!
As we go backstage, Daniel Greystone and Jessie McKay have finished packing their bags. As they prepare to leave the arena, Tom Phillips approaches the couple.
Daniel Greystone, Jessie McKay, you both made your in-ring debuts tonight on Smackdown. Tell me, what was going through your mind the entire time?
Well Tom, it was absolutely amazing! Daniel and I have been keeping track of WWE for a long time now, and to be here is just spectacular! I knew Daniel would walk away with a victory tonight, and while I lost, I can't be too upset. Britani Knight comes from wrestling royalty in Europe. Everyone knows her mother Saraya, her brother Zak, her cousin the Zebra Kid, her father Ricky... it's a veritable dynasty. To lose to her is a bit of a downer, but judging her wrestling pedigree, it's not disappointing at all. It just means I have to get better.
And what are your plans for the future?
Well, I've already been included in the Cash in the Vault match, from what I hear. So the next couple of weeks are going to be spent training for that match. I mean, can you imagine? Jessie McKay comes out of nowhere to become Ms. Cash in the Vault!
Daniel, you had a tremendous debut tonight, defeating the Great Revolutionary Tiger. What's next for you?
Well lad, I'm not as fortunate as this beautiful woman beside me. There isn't a Money in the Bank spot with my name on it, but there are championships.
Back in Melbourne, I used to dream about becoming champion. Me and Jessie fell in love, both with wrestling and with each other, and we swore to one another that we would make it here. We said that we would wrestle in front of thousands, that we would become the type of role models that young children could look up to, and that we would become champions.
The Hardcore Title has it's challenger, but the Intercontinental Title is looking a little lonely. Guess it's up to Daniel Greystone to fix that problem.
Greystone nods at Tom before he and Jessie walk off, drawing the scene to a close.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 18:31:36 GMT -5
... Fake Jesus, do you wanna tell Hayden that the US Title is on Raw, or should I?
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 7, 2015 18:48:39 GMT -5
... Fake Jesus, do you wanna tell Hayden that the US Title is on Raw, or should I? ...You do it.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 7, 2015 18:50:11 GMT -5
... Fake Jesus, do you wanna tell Hayden that the US Title is on Raw, or should I? ...You do it. If you insist. Oak: Certified Jade Hater, erm…how do I put this? Well, the United States Championship was moved to Raw in the Draft. Sorry mate.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 7, 2015 23:00:50 GMT -5
Damn me and my month-long bender!
Fixed.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 8, 2015 4:59:23 GMT -5
Damn me and my month-long bender! Fixed. ...The Intercontinental Title has a challenger.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2015 11:19:19 GMT -5
Well... I might lose my job. Oh have the mighty have fallen...
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 8, 2015 12:10:48 GMT -5
I've decided to push RAW back to Tuesday at the same time. This is to give everyone more time to get things done.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 9, 2015 13:22:22 GMT -5
Here's the dealio. I've got RAW written, but I can't run it. I'll send the show to anyone that can (paging Waffel113)
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Waffel113 on Jun 9, 2015 16:18:23 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but it's storming like hell down here for the last two, three hours, and I'm paranoid the power'll get knocked out, and as the power goes, so goes my internet connection.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 16:58:59 GMT -5
Tomorrow then
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 10, 2015 15:00:34 GMT -5
You are now tuned in to the world's greatest… Tonight is the night Bright lights, hype crowd Yeah, we came to throw down Everybody get loud Tonight is the night A-list, can't miss When we burn it to the ground Everybody get downThe Night (2014 Remix) We zoom to Corey Graves and Michael Cole, dressed in their usual gear. Hello ladies and gentlemen my name's Michael Cole and welcome to Monday Night RAW.Woo. Go Raw.We cut to the back where we see Bull Dempsey in the midst of doing squat thrusts. He seems to be yelling something out with each one done. BULL! BULL! BULL! BULL!Ummm, Bull? Why are you doing that exactly.Bull pauses, glancing over as his focus breaks, Eva Marie having entered the scene. Huh? Oh, sorry. That's just how I psyche myself up when I'm the middle of warm ups. Kind of a motivation thing to keep pushing me further.By yelling your name over and over? That sounds kind of ridiculous.Hey, it works. Don't knock it until ya try out, Marie. I don't see you exactly busting your ass right now. Well I did plenty of ass-busting last week when I advanced in the Women's Championship tournament over on Smackdown. Which... I'm kind of surprised by. I didn't expect to do this well so early. What, you complaining?No... it's just... ever since I tried training with BK I've felt like a whole new woman. No longer the stupid ditz who everybody made fun of behind her back. No longer the air-headed red-head who was good for nothing but spewing catchphrases and looking pretty on camera. I feel like I could actually freaking win this thing!Hey, maybe you will. Only thing holding you back is yourself.Well I promise I won't be held back when that time comes. For now though... I heard you have a match tonight yourself.Yeah, I'm facing Eclipse apparently. That weird... lucha guy. I mean you'd think I'd be a shoo-in considering the size difference between us! But... I'd be stupid to underestimate the guy just because I'm bigger. That's the old Bull. The Bull that liked to throw his weight around. Usually ended up flat on his ass too. Not so much this guy here.He's pretty good... you've got your work cut out for you.Yep, just another day in life of the Bulldozer. But you know what? Screw expectations. I've made a living of proving people wrong. I mean look at me! You think I would have ever been considered for a contract back in the day?! Hell no! But so what? I got my foot in the door, and the last thing I'm gonna do is let them slam it in my face here tonight!
Eclipse thinks he's gonna fly past me tonight and into Money in the Bank? Ha! Well unfortunately for him this guy can fly just like he can! Except when I come down, I come down HARD! You ever been hit by a boulder hurtling down from the sky right at your face? Well tonight you're gonna get to experience what that feels like!Well... you sound fired up.What can I say? When I've got something to prove then there's nothing that'll stop me. And believe me, girlie. Tonight, I've got alot to prove.Eva smirks. Well then you better get to proving. Oh... and don't call me girlie again. Next time I'll slap the taste out of your mouth.Heh, whatever you say. Now if you'll excuse me... got another fifty or so of these to do. You know how BK is about conditioning... especially in my case.
BULL! BULL! BULL! BULL! BU....We fade out as Dempsey resumes his squat thrusting while Eva watches on
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 10, 2015 15:07:50 GMT -5
Oh look... one of those Raw shows. Quick, to the BGO Chat!
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 10, 2015 15:14:49 GMT -5
BULL! BULL! BULL! BULL! BULL!FighterThe following is an MITB qualifier! Introducing first, accompanied by Brian Kendrick, from Brooklyn, New York, Bull Dempsey!Child Of The SunAnd his opponent, from Berwyn, Illinois, Eclipse!Bull Dempsey vs Eclipse 10 Minutes
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 10, 2015 15:22:21 GMT -5
Bull Dempsey with a Bullhammah!
Hopefully Barrett didn't see that.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 10, 2015 15:28:12 GMT -5
Dempsey literally squashes Eclipse with a clothesline before finishing him off with a Diving Headbutt.
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Here is your winner, Bull Dempsey!
Taped earlier tonight:
We head backstage to an empty backstage area. The camera pans down and reveals that El Torito is standing there. He speaks in Spanish and english subtitles appear under him.
My name is El Torito.
Here in the WWE, you have seen me as a comedy act. An animal mindlessly chasing random people backstage.
Laugh at the midget because he is small.
That's the WWE style. But it is not my own.
In Mexico, I was known as Mascarita Dorada. One of the greatest mini wrestlers that CMLL and AAA have ever seen.
Mini Tag Champion. National Mini Champion. Mini wrestler of the year.
Before I came here, I was treated like a star despite my size. Here, people want to just laugh at me.
Torito shakes his head.
I love the WWE. I love America. I love the fans here. I don't love being treated like a joke.
Tonight that ends. From here on out, I'm going to earn to respect that I want so badly.
Today, they laugh at the bull. Soon, they will fear it.
El Torito walks out.
Looks like Torito may be getting a bit of an edge. We'll see if Xavier Woods can avoid his horns in a few moments!
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Post by Fake Jesus on Jun 10, 2015 15:34:18 GMT -5
We come back to the ring with Xavier Woods standing in it. Mini Man Of 1000 MasksIntroducing first, from Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico, El Torito!Another goddamn man dressed up as a cow!Mini Manataur vs Xavier Woods 5 Minutes (Squash)
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 10, 2015 15:35:08 GMT -5
El Torito with a teeny-tiny tilt-o-whirl Headscissors!
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