mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 11, 2015 12:19:40 GMT -5
Next week I want RUSEV to pretend he likes American things:
Rusev staggers up to Lana on his crutches with a goofy smile, acting as though he has never said anything bad to her before.
Rusev: Lana, can we please speak?
Lana: ...
Rusev: You look ravishing Lana, have you done something with the hair there?
Lana: ...
Rusev: Lana, I just wanted to say I am changed man. I like American things now, last night I watched a movie starring the great American John Wayne. I love how the American man gets the job done and saves the day, Lana. Lana? You are not listening.
*Lana goes to leave but Rusev stops her*
Rusev: I just wanted to say I was wrong about American things. This morning I was listening to great American, Elvis Presley, and eating American food Big Mac and fries... Lana.. Can you imagine Rusev, the super athlete..
*Lana leaves*
Rusev: LANA COME BACK! LANA! LANA PLEASE COME BACK! LANA! YOO ARE STOOPID AMERICA LOVING COW! JOHN WAYNE IS STOOPID! I HATED HIS MOVIE! AMERICAN COWBOYS ARE IDIOTS! I HATE YOU LANA! LANA PLEASE COME BACK!
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