I miss Maria.

[sarkerpolseng]

I went to an ROH show last night, and Maria Kanellis was the valet for her husband. She is soooooo good as a heel manager. I beleieve she was in talks to return to WWE sometime recently, but animosity with other Divas (The Bellas?) prevented that from happening. She played ditzy eye candy for her previous WWE run, and seeing her last night playing an intelligent heel, who will do anything to have her man win was refreshing. If she had returned to WWE with this gimmick,it wouldve given the Diva division a needed boost. She has come so far since her last run.

[Professor Chaos]

She's the only reason I started watching ROH then AJ Styles showed up so I'm hooked. Maria may suck as a wrestler but ROH never presented her as one just the best heel valet in the business.

[Mozenrath]

She's a good valet, especially in a time where there just aren't many of those active, but I don't really blame the Bellas if they did block her, just in that she talked colossal amounts of shit about them. I can't really blame them for not wanting to work with her.

I am just kind of glad she didn't come back just in that I loathe her theme so much.

HERE SHE GOES AGAIN, LIKE GOOD MEDICINE (what the f*** does that even mean?)

[Professor Chaos]

Jul 13, 2015 1:04:35 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

She's a good valet, especially in a time where there just aren't many of those active, but I don't really blame the Bellas if they did block her, just in that she talked colossal amounts of shit about them. I can't really blame them for not wanting to work with her.

I am just kind of glad she didn't come back just in that I loathe her theme so much.

HERE SHE GOES AGAIN, LIKE GOOD MEDICINE (what the f*** does that even mean?)

I loved her theme personally. Then again I also love the Brie Mode song.

[StormanReigns]

She's great as a heel. Unfortunate the Bellas won't let her near the WWE anymore

[Slingshot Suplay]

I miss Aksana and her catsuits.

[sarkerpolseng]

She was like a female Paul Heyman last night. Michael Bennett hit a great looking vertical suplex and she turned to the crowd and screamed "That was beautiful! THAT!.... was beautiful!"

She's not good in the ring,but she could have a couple matches a year,and get hercomeuppance or win by the skin of her teeth.

She seems to understand the little things about being a sexy heel valet/manager and I wish it could have worked out with her and WWE recently.

[Perd]

Jul 13, 2015 1:04:35 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

She's a good valet, especially in a time where there just aren't many of those active, but I don't really blame the Bellas if they did block her, just in that she talked colossal amounts of shit about them. I can't really blame them for not wanting to work with her.

I am just kind of glad she didn't come back just in that I loathe her theme so much.

HERE SHE GOES AGAIN, LIKE GOOD MEDICINE (what the f*** does that even mean?)

That was as supposed to be Stacy Keibler's theme, but she left the company.

And to make this thread useful:

[wwfmark]

Plus she's hot as hell.

[Steveweiser]

If you watch New Japan, it's impossible to miss her. Those cameras are trained so far up her arse, it's like they're doing surgery on her.

[mhamm05]

Jul 13, 2015 7:14:36 GMT -5 wwfmark said:

Plus she's hot as hell.

...and you can't teach that!

[Push R Truth]

How can you miss Maria when you are already watching her?

You're seeing more of her in ROH than you'd see in WWE if she returned.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Jul 13, 2015 7:18:58 GMT -5 Steveweiser said:

If you watch New Japan, it's impossible to miss her. Those cameras are trained so far up her arse, it's like they're doing surgery on her.

That's not completely fair, there's a few times where the cameras are right on her boobs.

I think if New Japan could book a show called "Maria Kanellis walks around and inside the ring for 90 minutes" they'd do it without any hesitation.

[Deleted]

They'd never bring her back - Maria and Mike Bennett on Total Divas probably wouldn't be melodramatic nonsense like Nikki and her fake cans apparently are.

Hell, I'd lol if the reason the Bellas didn't want her back is because they didn't want her on Total Divas - not the wrestling shows. The priorities of this company seem THAT skewed...

[A Platypus Rave]

I don't think it's the Bellas blocked her

I think it's far more likely due to the fact that Maria has (had?) a massive ego and acted like she was a much bigger deal than she was bad mouthed just about every single diva on the roster and came off unprofessional as hell

So the WWE just didn't want to deal with her.

[Indiana Miz]

I could be wrong, but I think Maria apologized to the Bella Twins last year and said she'd been misinformed about them keeping her from returning.

[Deleted]

Jul 13, 2015 0:24:12 GMT -5 sarkerpolseng said:

I went to an ROH show last night, and Maria Kanellis was the valet for her husband. She is soooooo good as a heel manager. I beleieve she was in talks to return to WWE sometime recently, but animosity with other Divas (The Bellas?) prevented that from happening. She played ditzy eye candy for her previous WWE run, and seeing her last night playing an intelligent heel, who will do anything to have her man win was refreshing. If she had returned to WWE with this gimmick,it wouldve given the Diva division a needed boost. She has come so far since her last run.

I agree with most of what you said, but how does Maria as a valet give the diva division a boost in theory?

[Vern]

I miss her too.

Also, here's the obligatory "Maria's Tongue is awesome!" post that I have to make in every Maria thread:



Thank you for your time.

[karl100589]

I would miss her, but she reminds me too much of Rachel from Big Brother so it's a bit uncomfortable.

[The Ichi]

Jul 13, 2015 1:14:28 GMT -5 Slingshot Suplay said:

I miss Aksana and her catsuits.

A part of me does too.