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Post by Reflecto on Jul 23, 2015 16:30:42 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, September 19: Smackdown started in a big way, as Paul Heyman led John Cena to the ring, Curtis Axel, Amy Axel, and Connor O'Brian at his back. Heyman introduced Cena, but Cena wanted to talk himself. Cena said it was great to be back on Smackdown. On Monday, Antonio Cesaro wanted to play some games, pretend to be El Torito and get him into the 10th position of the Championship Scramble- well it's all Cesaro trying to be a fake hero and fake being some crybaby. If this means Cena's boy, Brock Lesnar, doesn't murder El Torito, he can't say there's a problem- but Cesaro will get what he has coming to him. Cena changed subjects, talking about now, Smackdown's back to old, and John Cena's back on the show he started at, the one where he showed ruthless aggression, and the show where he and Paul Heyman first did business together. He said no one else has the guts to do what he did- and if they think they do, they become a crybaby like Cesaro. Cena wanted to know if anyone had the balls to reach for the brass ring while Cena's around- and challenged anyone in the back to come and make themselves famous on him.
This led to a muted cheer as similar footage to videos went on, as Ricky Slate headed down to the ring. The former Slate Randall (to NXT snobs) or Shaun Rickers (to indy geeks) got right in Cena's face. Slate claimed that for years, John Cena was one of his heroes. Cena was one of the men who made him want to be a man these fans could be proud of. And now, after running away to be Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar's lapdog, NOW he claims that he's still got Ruthless Aggression? What a joke. He's not a hero, he's half the man Antonio Cesaro is.
Those were fighting words to Cena, as he went to punch Slate, who blocked it- then slapped Cena in the face. Cena attacked... ...and after a break, we had a match. Ricky Slate started tearing into Cena with everything he had- which, if it wasn't John Cena, would have helped make an upset. Cena took some of Slate's assaults- partly out of shock, partly to see what the kid was made of. Cena then grabbed Slate and went for a Spoiler Alert for 15 rotations, then the AA- as Slate kicked out. Cena was in shock, as Slate kept going with more of an attack. Slate went for a Bottom Rung, but Cena got out of it easily. Cena went for another AA, which Slate reversed out of. Cena hit a low blow on Slate, then locked in an STF, then got his other foot on the ropes for more leverage as Slate tapped out. After the match, Cena celebrated. Slate went for a handshake, only to get a cheap shot for his troubles. Cena posed like he won a huge match- as a short NXT Preview video of NXT Champion Finn Balor aired, with Josh Mathews and JBL hyping his match at Night of Champions. Marellions of Dollars had a big non-title match with The Usos. During a picture in picture promo, Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel tried cutting a promo on their opponents, only for a weird mask to say 'FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS. TITLES ARE TITLES. THIS IS THE CODE OF SOLOMON.' In the ring, The Usos started attacking Santino Marella with everything they had, punishing him with vicious superkicks to chop him down. The Usos came close to getting back into title contention, going after the two. Marella made the hot tag to Darren Young, who punished both men relentlessly with attacks. Gutcheck on Jimmy Uso, and the champs put away another contender. Will they be able to do it at Night of Champions? The champions celebrated as a video of The American Outlaws- Scott Dawson, Garrett Dylan, and NXT Women's Champion Kendall Skye, aired. The announcers talked about NXT's real-live cowboys' double duty, as Skye defends the Women's Championship while Dawson and Dylan fight for the NXT Tag Team Championships.
In a big Number One Contenders' match, four former IC or US Champions collided for a shot at Sami Zayn's United States Title. Fandango made a beeline for Zack Ryder, punishing Long Island Iced Z with a number of vicious assaults. Big E Langston went after Bo Dallas, matching the assaults and brutalizing him with powerful attacks. Ryder tried fighting back on Fandango with his own attacks, while Bo Dallas tried begging off of Langston. Big E tried helping Fandango, as Bo Dallas got a low blow on him and attacked from behind. Fandango got the advantage with the two-on-one. Big E hit the Big Ending on Ryder, only for Fandango to hit a Diving Legdrop on Ryder. Fandango covered, but Bo Dallas rolled up Big E while Fandango did it and got the cover shortly beforehand. After the match, Bo Dallas did a victory lap alongside his Bo-Lievers as the crowd booed [and they shouted "BO!" to it.)
The show went backstage as Renee Young talked to WWE's newest Diva, Alexa Bliss. Bliss talked about how it's been a blizzard of cheers from the fans has been since she showed up on Monday Night Raw, and even if it's been a bit frosty from some of the Divas, she's more than able to step up to anyone they put against her. That brought Ariel back out, saying that Bliss was a fluke and not worthy to hold her microphone- then attacked Bliss as Renee Young shrugged. Following finding out his opponent at Night of Champions, Sami Zayn defended his United States Championship against Alberto Del Rio. The Mexican Aristocrat seemed like his des-ta-nee was to beat the fast-rising champion and be champ of the United States, but Zayn would not be denied. Actually, Zayn beat Del Rio from pillar to post, absolutely squashing the former World Champion and getting one of his biggest victories to date to retain. Alberto Del Rio was furious at his loss, then showed he was both newer and more aggressive on Zayn by locking in the Cross Armbreaker. Zayn screamed, but Del Rio refused to let go. Triple H headed out and said "Del Rio, give up...you lost. Be a man." Del Rio refused to do it, as Triple H said "If you don't let that hold go, you will be fined!" Del Rio kept the hold on as Zayn screamed and tried tapping out, to no avail. "Del Rio, you're fined $250,000!" Del Rio kept the hold on while Zayn kept tapping out. "Del Rio, if you don't let him go, you will be suspended!" Del Rio kept the hold on as Zayn tapped louder and road agents came to the ring. "Del Rio, you're suspended indefinitely!" Del Rio kept the hold on as faces headed to the ring to try and save Zayn. "Del Rio, release that hold or you're fired!" Del Rio kept the hold on, only for faces to save Zayn, who's arm was limp. "Del Rio...YOU'RE FIRED!" Alberto Del Rio went after Triple H as the show went to break...showing a NXT Preview video for Jessie McKay on the eve of her challenging Kendall Skye to try and become the second ever two-time NXT Women's Champion.
Lana, the woman in a suit who promotes awareness of Vladimir Putin, and her client, the big angry hero of Russia Alexander Rusev, got to take hold against the world's largest Real American, The Great Khali. Zeb Colter led the crowd in a chant to get under Rusev's skin, as it seemed more and more likely his client was there less for his patriotism and more because someone found it funny to hear Khali say "WH TH PURPUH!" with Colter. The bigger the American is, the more humble they get, however. Rusev crush, Rusev destroy, Rusev locks in the Accolade, The Great Khali taps out. Rusev stood triumphant as the Russian flag fell, but Jack Swagger headed in and attacked Rusev. Swagger helped his friend and new-countryman, leading the crowd in a WE THE PEOPLE! chant, as an NXT preview video aired of Gronda and Lenn Oddity, the Famous Monsters. Erring to the fact they seemed to be an injury replacement, their video was kind of skimpy, but Josh Mathews and JBL talked about how big a threat they looked like as NXT Tag Team Champions for Night of Champions. In Divas' action, Paige and Saraya Knight were waiting in the ring. Divas' Championship Committee members Eva Marie and Charlotte headed to the ring, as Charlotte said by order of Stephanie McMahon, they needed to make sure Saraya Knight was able to compete on a Pay-Per-View event, so they needed to give her some tough competition. This led to The Funkadactyls coming out to the ring, as the two of them double-teamed Knight. Paige tried to help, getting an attack in on Cameron and taking her to the outside, while Knight attacked Naomi relentlessly. The two put on a decent match, with Naomi's athleticism being a better match for Knight. However, Knight was able to take the advantage quickly, locking the Bridal Rocking Horse in on Naomi to get the victory. Paige entered the ring and celebrated with her mother- as an NXT Preview video for Kevin Owens, hyping his quest to win the NXT Championship at Night of Champions, aired. In the main event, a preview of the Championship Scramble gave us a super odd couple of The Wyatt Family joining with The Miz to take on Goldust, Ryback, and former Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins. El Torito was at ringside cheering on the good guys...which didn't help much, as The Wyatt Family punished the four with brutal assaults. The Miz casually watched and gloated to the fans as Rollins was left selling a lot of the attacks. Dean Ambrose tagged his partner, but he only did slightly better against the Wyatts. Ryback came in, and he was a house afire against the three Wyatts. Meat Hook to Erick Rowan and Luke Harper, as Ryback shouted FINISH HIM! to the crowd. This led Bray Wyatt to tag The Miz in- but El Torito got to the top rope and hit a big headscissors on Miz, twerked, then headed to the top and hit a moonsault. Ryback hit the Shell Shocked on Miz, then went for a tag to Goldust, who went in for the kill with a Final Cut on Miz for the victory for his team.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 23, 2015 16:44:34 GMT -5
NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, SEPTEMBER 21: The Night of Champions pre-show started as Hornswoggle carried his WWE Cruiserweight Title to the ring. Hornswoggle looked concerned as the crowd gave a mixed reaction...only for Stephanie McMahon came to the ring and took the mic.
"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is one of the greatest moments in WWE, and for the McMahon Family as a whole. By your popular demand to see all of your favorite B+ Players have a division for themselves, the Cruiserweight Division is returning to the WWE! And with it, my little half-brother Hornswoggle gets to defend the Cruiserweight Title, the only title a McMahon holds until later tonight, when I right the biggest injustice in WWE history by reversing that little fluke loss Paige gave me at Summerslam...comes a chance for a new champion. Now, let's have Hornswoggle defend his title for the first time in seven years!"
19 cruiserweights (including such luminaries as The Lucha Dragons, The Vaudevillains, Bo-Lievers Xavier Woods and Essa Rios, 3MB members Heath Slater and Jimmy Yang, Viktor, Tyson Kidd, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder and Enzo Amore, Tyler Breeze, Ricky Slate, Hideo Itami, and Sylvester LeFort headed to the ring. The Funkadactyls came out leading Miguel Khalifa to the ring with them to some boos...
...which became a mixed reaction as Naomi and Cameron got into the ring apron, then Naomi entered alongside Khalifa.
"Oh, I'm sorry, LITTLE...brother. See, your managing to hide the fact that you are a leprechaun midget and hold the title for seven years has inspired me. That's why, as Divas' Championship Committee chairman, and a person out to make sure that little girls have proper role models, similar to me, Stephanie McMahon, I have officially declared the new-look Cruiserweight Division to be open to ANY AND ALL wrestlers who fall under the 225 pound weight limit, be they a Superstar, a Juniors division wrestler, OR a Diva! ANY wrestler, Superstar or Diva, who feels that they want to compete in the Cruiserweight Division will be allowed to compete- and this battle royal starts it!" That shocking development changed more, as The Bella Twins, Summer Rae, Alexa Bliss, Bayley, Natalya, and Alicia Fox and Charlotte of the Divas' Championship Committee walked down to join the queue. Hornswoggle looked and was kind of shocked as the bell rang... ...as Miguel Khalifa and Naomi abruptly threw Hornswoggle over the top rope as Stephanie McMahon celebrated! Stephanie did a mom dance and gave a 'YES!' chant to the crowd's boos as Hornswoggle got in her face while the wrestlers attacked. Immediately following the matches' beginning, Dolph Ziggler did a phantom bump over the top rope and walked off, which the announcers didn't immediately notice. Brie Bella looked concerned for what was going on, finally heading over to Bayley and Natalya who were fighting near the ropes. Bayley hugged Natalya- as Brie said a 'what do I do?' that was caught by the mics, and sent both women over. In the ring, Naomi and Khalifa made a beeline for the Bellas, who managed to fight- only for Aiden English to help them eliminate Khalifa. The Bellas celebrated- but Charlotte sent over Nikki. Hideo Itami was a man possessed, eliminating Viktor, Aiden English, and Kalisto in short work. The Broskis worked together against the two Bo-Lievers- taking out Xavier Woods- but Enzo Amore was then taken out by the Lucha Dragons, with Tyler Breeze then knocking out El Abejorro. Rios then shook hands with Sin Cara- who sent him over for good measure. Zack Ryder was attacked by Essa Rios, who sent him out as well. Sylvester LeFort went for an attack, but Ricky Slate sent him out, then went for Heath Slater. He tried to take Hideo Itami out, but that was where the rookie's luck ran out. Zack Ryder took out Tyler Breeze, then he and Jimmy Yang attacked Sin Cara, but both men were eliminated quickly. Sin Cara pointed to the crowd- but Hideo Itami knocked him out. On a huge run, Summer Rae and Naomi tried to use their feminine charms to take out Sin Cara- but Sin Cara merely tried protecting them on their way over the top rope as a result. Tyson Kidd was in the driver's seat against the surprising four-Diva and two superstar battle, going after them. Alicia Fox and Brie Bella were taken out, only for the unassuming Alexa Bliss to sent Kidd out as Kidd was humiliated. Bliss celebrated- but Charlotte took her out of the match, leaving Itami and Charlotte left. The crowd cheered Itami, but just then, Triple H came to the ring with the rest of Evolution and took the mic.
"Okay, okay...Japanese press, get your pictures now- let's get some good press overseas. Let's all give Hideo Itami a big hand for this- the last male superstar standing. But here's the thing, the fun and games are over. Itami, we'll give you two choices. You can either step over that top rope and give the Cruiserweight Title to an A+ Diva in the making, or Evolution's heading into that ring and we will FORCE you over that top rope." Hideo Itami didn't need to be told twice, as he motioned towards Charlotte- but he never got a chance to kick her. Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase, and Triple H attacked Itami, who tried to fight back but just didn't have enough to take out the three Evolution members. KICK WHAM PEDIGREE on Itami, then Orton casually dumped Itami over the top rope as the crowd booed. The bell didn't ring as Triple H handed the WWE Cruiserweight Title to Charlotte, who basked in the crowd's boos...as the lighting switched over, and the TitanTron said something weird... "ONE MORE ENTRANT"... The lighting went weird, with a series of random clips flashing over while the lighting went off. The lights went down as some hands were seen with an iPad in them,. The hand clicked over, as a slightly-changed Anonymous mask was seen, with shown over it... "THIS IS THE CODE OF" More flashes hit as the crowd saw spotlights surround Charlotte... "CODE OF BLAKE" "CODE OF MURPHY" Two spotlights showed NXT tag team Buddy Murphy and Wesley Blake under the masks on either side. "CODE OF FAWKES" A third spotlight showed a woman (recognizable to NXT fans as Jessicka Havok) behind Charlotte, finally finishing with "CODE OF CROWE." The lights went back on, as Solomon Crowe was staring back at Charlotte. Fawkes attacked Charlotte from behind as Blake and Murphy started fighting Evolution, joined by Itami fighting Triple H. Havok and Charlotte went over at the same time as the bell rang, giving Solomon Crowe the WWE Cruiserweight Title in a big debut. Night of Champions started out with a huge NXT Showcase match, as NXT Champion Finn Balor defended the title against number one contender Kevin Owens. The two had a slight amount of recognition from the WWE Universe- and even if they didn't, Balor's first appearance to them, coming from a steady stream of fog with bodypaint put him on everyone's radar immediately. If this didn't happen though, the fact Owens and Balor made it their mission to steal the show did make it happen in a big way. The two traded huge moves, getting the crowd enamored with them both quickly. Both guys tried to attack, with Owens trying to get an advantage any way he could. Balor finally made a big mistake, which was all that Owens needed to take the reins. Owens got a vicious powerbomb on Balor, and went for the kill...as the lights went down. "Nashville... ...we're here." Bray Wyatt blew out the lantern...but when the lights were back on, Kevin Owens had vanished. The referee and Balor were dumbfounded, but the referee started counting, finally giving Balor the victory by countout. Balor was not satisfied, screaming "Coward! NXT Takeover Thursday, show yourself!"
The culmination of months of a friendly rivalry came to pass, as Marellions of Dollars and the team of Justin Gabriel and Adrian Neville finally fought each other with the WWE Tag Team Titles on the line. The four men shook hands before the match as the belts got held up, before all the men tried to tear into the other team. Neville and Gabriel took the advantage, using a number of dazzling moves to take out their opponents. Santino Marella and Darren Young tried to counter with quick tags, using Santino's unique offense and Young's all-round style to try and get the advantage. Young kept punishing Justin Gabriel, forcing him into the Ricky Morton role as he and Santino tried to keep the advantage up. Young tagged to Santino, who went for the Cobra- but Gabriel pushed it to Darren Young's throat, as he went down like a light. Santino was in shock as Gabriel made the hot tag to Adrian Neville, who was a house afire, hitting Santino with a number of big attacks. Red Arrow got hit, and when the smoke cleared Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel were the new WWE World Tag Team Champions. After the match, Marellions of Dollars looked at Gabriel and Neville and grabbed the belts from the referee. Darren Young glared at the two of them as the crowd went silent- then smiled, saying "I'm just messing with you guys." He and Marella gave the belts to Neville and Gabriel, then the two hugged Gabriel and Neville and raised their hands to the crowd as they gave a cheer. MILLIONS OF DIET DEW! MILLIONS OF DIET DEW! The United States Title was on the line as the Bo-Liever Bus headed down to the ring. A huge line of Bo-Lievers followed out as Bo Dallas headed to the ring. The group handed out cookies and "BO-LIEVE" buttons to the crowd as Dallas waited for his opponent- which led to cheers as Sami Zayn came out with the United States Title. The entire line of Bo-Lievers started attacking Zayn, punishing him with a series of moves before grabbing him and carrying him in, presenting him to Dallas- as Zayn rolled him up for a 2 count. Bo Dallas looked furious, trying to punish Zayn with everything in his arsenal as Sami Zayn kept reversing everything and attacking with reckless abandon. Blue Thunder Bomb got 2, as Bo Dallas got up and tried for help from the Bo-Lievers. Dallas went as one tried giving him a pin- but Dallas turned around right into a Helluva Kick for the 3 count as the crowd gave a cheer. Zayn celebrated with the crowd as Bo Dallas looked furious, the Bo-Lievers trying to join him.
The second NXT Showcase match occurred as The American Outlaws headed to the ring, cap guns blazing, as Scott Dawson and Garrett Dylan tried to regain the NXT Tag Team Titles. A dark entrance hit as Metal Master headed down to the ring dressed in a metallic outfit, moving like a robot. He led his allies the NXT Tag Team Champion Famous Monsters to the ring, Gronda acting like the jacked up demon from hell he is, his tag partner Lenn Oddity acting almost, but not quite, like The Joker. (At least that's WWE's story and we're sticking to it.) The two entered the ring- and Oddity may be green and Gronda may be, well, terrible- but the two were more than able to cause an attack and dominate their opponents. Dawson and Dylan tried everything they could- Scott Dawson even firing their cap guns towards them, but the two would not be stopped. Gronda got a vicious clothesline on Garrett Dylan as Lenn Oddity cracked Scott Dawson from behind with the Tag Titles, as the champions retained the titles.
The Divas' Title was on the line in tag team action, with Paige having to defend her belt against both Eva Marie and Stephanie McMahon- but if her mother, Saraya Knight, got the pinfall, then she'd get a WWE contract AND the Diva's Title. With all of these things coming into play, the match began with an attack. Saraya started the match, assaulting Eva Marie with every vicious move she had. Eva Marie begged Stephanie McMahon for a tag, but she screamed "not until you're winning!" to the Total Divas' star. This was a benefit for Eva Marie, as soon Paige's desire to keep the Divas' Title tied in, as she begged her mother to tag her in. Partially due to the fact that a WWE contract and a Divas' Title reign was on the line- but also the fact that, even if it's her daughter, Saraya Knight is still evil, she didn't tag in. This caused some problems as Paige forcibly tagged herself in and attacked Eva Marie relentlessly. Paige glared at Stephanie McMahon and screamed, then hit the Ram-Paige. Paige locked in the PTO on Eva Marie as Stephanie McMahon attacked. Saraya Knight looked towards her daughter with the opponent locked in and thought of breaking the hold- but her motherly instincts kicked in as she clotheslined Stephanie McMahon into next Tuesday.Eva Marie screamed and tapped out, as Paige retained her belt. Saraya Knight hugged her daughter, still looking at the title, as the announcers asked how Knight will get her contract now.
In an Intercontinental Title match, Mr. Money in the Bank Cody Rhodes came to the ring, intending to add the title to his list of accomplishments. This future World Champion had a great opportunity to give Evolution a title after Charlotte had been so rudely interrupted at getting one. Indeed, Cody probably could have won the title tonight if not for one teeny, tiny little problem...he had to fight Roman Reigns. Reigns headed to the ring and was unstoppable. Spear, Superman Punch, and Reigns kept his title belt. ...yeah, at least it wasn't a World Title, right? This was for more than just titles, it was about pride and a hatred that could not be matched, as Antonio Cesaro had the hopes of all the fans in the WWE Universe on his shoulders as he took on John Cena. Paul Heyman was right at Cena's side, getting in his ears...well, if Cesaro didn't crack Cena with a big punch to the back of the head. Cesaro tore into Cena, seemingly trying to injure Cena or end his career over the things he had done to him. Cena tried posing for the crowds, who kept up a "CENA SUCKS!" chant for him as he kept going. Cena gave some stiff punches to Cesaro, then kept up the attack. Cena tried for the Spoiler Alert, but Cesaro rolled right out of the move, then hit him with a European Uppercut when he spun around, which Cena wouldn't even dignify with selling. This made Cesaro more furious, hitting a Neutralizer on Cena, who popped right back up. Cena then attacked and went for an AA, then locked in the STF, as Cesaro visibly yawned in the middle of it. Cena cranked the move in even harder, apparently trying to turn it into a shoot hold, but Cesaro easily walked his way to the rope- which Cena wouldn't break the hold for. When the referee tried forcing it, Curtis Axel was right there to hit the referee with a Perfect-Plex and take him out. Cesaro finally started feeling it (as it looked like Cena was trying to break Cesaro's neck) as Cesaro finally fought his way out, then shook it off and smirked at Cena. Cena grabbed Cesaro and locked him in the Spoiler Alert for 50 rotations, then finally hit the AA on him- which got Cena a 2 count. Cesaro tried fighting back as Cena went for a second AA, but Cesaro clubbed Cena on the back of the skull, sent him down, then went for the Cesaro Swing for 51 rotations, then threw him into the turnbuckle. Cena tried shaking cobwebs out, but just as Cesaro went for the Neutralizer, Paul Heyman threw Cena's old chain into him. Cena cracked Cesaro with the chain, then kept bashing Cesaro's face with it until he started bleeding, when the referee stopped the match. Cena refused to stop punching Cesaro with the chain as road agents and trainers rushed the ring, only for Cena to throw them off of him one after another, until finally the WWE roster rushed the ring and pulled Cena away, allowing EMTs to help Antonio Cesaro to safety. With a match that big, you kind of need a breather to let it go through- and luckily we had one, in the form of an NXT Women's Championship matchup. Kendall Skye, the manager of the American Outlaws, took her title on the line against former champion Jessie McKay, who had her bodyguard Madison Eagles watching her back. Even the help of the Outlaws didn't do much, as the cowboys wouldn't dare lay their hands on a lady (or a reasonable facsimile, as the case may be). The match showed both Divas might be ready for the WWE sooner rather than later; it was also as much of a short, sweet, forgettable women's match as any WWE Divas' action you'd see on the show anyway. McKay got the Schoolgirl Crush on Skye for the win and her second title reign, then celebrated alongside her bodyguard. The WWE World Heavyweight Championship was on the line in a 10 man, 30 minute Championship Scramble match. Lilian Garcia explained how the rules for the match would have the first two superstars compete for five minutes, then every three minutes another superstar would be added to the match, only for the final four minutes to have all ten superstars involved.
The match began with the first two entrants, Dean Ambrose and Luke Harper, heading into the ring. Harper's lack of experience with big matches like this had seemed to hurt him, which was doubled as Dean Ambrose didn't know the meaning of the term "pacing himself", choosing to take the attack to Harper from the beginning. Harper tried fighting back, but as he was alone until more Wyatt Family members would join in, he was helpless to Ambrose's assault- and after a little bit of an attack, Dirty Deeds got hit as there was a "new" temporary champion. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: DEAN AMBROSE [3:16, d. Luke Harper] With the title in his grasp, Ambrose was able to wrestle a more defensive style, trying to keep the belt. Ambrose headed outside of the ring, knowing no pinfalls or submissions could count there...and he and Harper could tear into each other with a brutal hardcore brawl. The two kept fighting, each one trying to give the other a vicious attack- as the clock counted down from 10 for the third entrant. NUMBER THREE: THE MIZ (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Dean Ambrose) The Miz casually entered the ring and waited, choosing not to get into Ambrose and Harper's brawl on the outside to keep himself fresh for the long haul. This wasn't to say he wasn't trying- indeed, he turned to the referee and counted, then when he hit ten he demanded the referee raise his hand for a title win, only to be told it didn't count unless it was a pinfall or submission. The Miz threw a tantrum in the ring- which, if Harper wasn't in control, could have been bad for The Miz. The match continued mostly on the outside as the clock counted down for the fourth entrant. NUMBER FOUR: ERICK ROWAN (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Dean Ambrose) This was the absolute worst news for Dean Ambrose there could be, as both Wyatt Family members rolled Ambrose back into the ring and brutalized him. Greetings from the North by Rowan, followed by a big sit-out powerbomb, and the title "changed hands." CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: LUKE HARPER (8:24, d. Dean Ambrose) Harper kept the assault on Ambrose as The Miz laughed at Ambrose's attack...big mistake. Rowan attacked The Miz- another Greetings from the North, and the Wyatt Family keeps the belt in the compound. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: ERICK ROWAN (9:01, d. The Miz) This was one of the first times that Harper and Rowan realized they may have to fight, as Harper argued with his partner, who argued back- and Harper and Rowan traded vicious rights and lefts with each other as the crowd cheered. Dean Ambrose went after The Miz, punishing him with a number of attacks while the Wyatts kept going. The Miz tried to get back in the fight, but it wasn't able to help- as another Dirty Deeds regained the "title"...at the worst possible time, just before the "real' champ could answer. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: DEAN AMBROSE (10:56, d. The Miz) NUMBER FIVE: BROCK LESNAR (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Dean Ambrose) As soon as Lesnar entered the fray, it was doom for everyone. Lesnar piefaced Ambrose and flung him halfway across the ring before grabbing the Miz and locking a Kimura on him. The Miz tapped in agony, but Lesnar kept the hold on. WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: BROCK LESNAR (11:30, d. The Miz) Lesnar finally broke the hold after an Erick Rowan near-fall on Luke Harper, realizing if he didn't defend himself, he could lose the title. Lesnar then proceeded to become the WWE's answer to Oprah: YOU GET A SUPLEX! YOU GET A SUPLEX! YOU GET A SUPLEX! YOU GET ANOTHER SUPLEX! YOU GET ANOTHER SUPLEX! YOU GET ANOTHER SUPLEX! YOU GET AN F-5! YOU GET AN F-5! YOU GET AN F-5! Miz got up, so YOU GET AN F-5! Lesnar stood over the beating, and took a rest, as Dean Ambrose stirred [as Lesnar tried kicking at him.], only for te next person to enter. NUMBER SIX: SETH ROLLINS (WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Brock Lesnar) Luke Harper started stirring as Lesnar tried putting him down, but the attack by Lesnar was the perfect cover, as Seth Rollins ducked in from the crowd and quickly pinned Erick Rowan before Lesnar caught on . CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: SETH ROLLINS (14:15, d. Erick Rowan) Lesnar tried to attack Rollins once the title change went live, punishing him- but this allowed Dean Ambrose a chance to attack The Miz's injured arm more. Ambrose locked in a mere hammerlock on the arm, and that was enough for The Miz to tap out. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: DEAN AMBROSE (14:47, d. The Miz) Brock Lesnar was furious at the former Shield brothers' gameplan- but this gave The Wyatt Family the chance to put aside their scuffling and double-team Lesnar to hell and back. Meanwhile, Evolution couldn't get between the Shield, but the WWE World Heavyweight Title could, as Ambrose and Rollins started arguing, then trading blows with each other. The Wyatts actually managed to do well against Lesnar, while Ambrose and Rollins kept up the fight. Neither man could decide who to pin Lesnar, though- but Rollins got a Curb Stomp on Ambrose, covering him for the title win. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: SETH ROLLINS (16:32, d. Dean Ambrose) The Wyatts kept Lesnar occupied for the last few seconds as The Shield fought, with the next man coming in... NUMBER SEVEN: RYBACK (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Seth Rollins) As the attack went through, Ryback pulled Luke Harper off of Lesnar and attacked. Seeing Lesnar with an easier road in just Rowan, Ambrose and Rollins put their difference aside and attacked Lesnar with him. The three punished Lesnar as The Miz tried to help as much as his now-gimpy arm could help, with Ryback getting an advantage on Harper. Meat Hook, FINISH HIM!, Shell Shocked, new "champion". CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: RYBACK (18:07, d. Luke Harper) Now that Ryback was the champion, he joined the other men for a 6-on-1 on Lesnar, as each man tried- TRIED- to keep the most dominant threat from getting a pinfall. Lesnar could still manage to attack each guy and make them bump like pinballs off of him, then went back to his generosity of giving each man suplexes and F-5s. There was no pinfalls, however, as the clock changed up... NUMBER EIGHT: GOLDUST (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Ryback) Goldust saw the attack on Lesnar, and partially decided to go after it- but instead, he decided to go for the real goal of getting the gold that eluded the Bizarre one, instead picking the weak link in The Miz and punishing him. The other men kept up their all-out assault on Lesnar as Goldust picked his spot, brutalizing The Miz and targetting his arm.Goldust got Miz into an armbar, as The Miz tapped to a big cheer. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: GOLDUST (24:30, d. The Miz) With the title in hand, he joined on the attack on Lesnar, with six men attacking him and trading finishers, but it didn't even seem to faze Lesnar. Indeed, Lesnar seemed to only get stronger as the attack went. Suplexes and F-5s followed as the clock went down... NUMBER NINE: BRAY WYATT (CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: Goldust) Once Wyatt got in the match, that was the tipping point. The Wyatt Family got together and dominated Lesnar, with Ambrose and Rollins, and Ryback, and Goldust, all getting together for the big attack. Shell Shocked, Dirty Deeds, Curb Stomp, followed by a low blow by Goldust on Lesnar, finished with Harper and Rowan picking Lesnar up. Lesnar tried fighting back, but The Miz got a Skull-Crushing Finale on him, followed by a Goldust Final Cut. Wyatt sang "He's got the whooooooooole world in his hands", then hit a Sister Abigail on Lesnar, before he and the rest of the Wyatt Family and Ryback pigpiling Lesnar followed by Ambrose holding Lesnar's legs down as Rollins stepped on Lesnar's shoulders- all of which gave a mere title change, but more importantly had the unthinkable happen: Bray Wyatt got a pinfall over Brock Lesnar. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: BRAY WYATT (25:05, d. Brock Lesnar) After this happened, Lesnar growled and screamed "WYATT, You're gonna DIE." EAT. SLEEP. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. F-5. REPEAT. F-5. REPEAT, Wyatt got pinned easily, before Lesnar finished it by going outside and hurling Wyatt through the announce table. WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: BROCK LESNAR (25:50, d. Bray Wyatt) The clock ticked down as the final entrant in the match entered... NUMBER TEN: EL TORITO (WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Brock Lesnar) As the final match happened, El Torito tried staying as far out of the match as possible, letting the other nine men fight it out and trying to pick his spots. The men tried to square off, each man jockeying for position for a title win. Luke Harper and The Miz looked like the weakest links, and Seth Rollins and Ryback capitalized quickly. Rollins hit the Curb Stomp on Harper for a pinfall, but Ryback quickly countered with a Shell Shocked on the Miz for a win. CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: SETH ROLLINS (26:45, d. Luke Harper) CURRENT WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: RYBACK (27:00, d. The Miz) The attack kept going, as each man tried punishing each other, trying to get a knockout blow and get last pinfall. The Shield and Wyatts tried focusing on Lesnar, hoping 'Lesnar loses' is enough for one of them to win- but it backfired, as the pinfall got Lesnar mad. Lesnar F-5ed Rowan, then Harper, then Ambrose, and finally did it to Rollins for the win. WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: BROCK LESNAR (28:34, d. Seth Rollins) As Lesnar had the win, he stood relaxed, focusing on attacks as anyone else got close to a win. Lesnar was firmly in control, as Bray Wyatt came back to fight Lesnar, with Ryback joining him. The Miz's arm was in no shape to fight, as the Shield and Wyatt Family tore into each other. Goldust seemed to be getting more and more desperate, finally deciding that his pride meant less than his first World Title as Goldust made a beeline for El Torito. El Torito tried to get to the ropes, but Goldust locked him on the ropes and hit the Shattered Dreams. Goldust kept an attack going, hitting a Final Cut on the baby bull, then another- but the referee got pulled out of the ring by John Cena. Cena hit the AA on the referee- as Antonio Cesaro rushed out to the ring to protect a second referee. Goldust went for another Final Cut as the clock wound down, then locked a Boston Crab in on El Torito. Torito fought as the referee checked the clock and the call, as the bell rang as El Torito tapped out to the pain. After the match, the referee raised Goldust's hand to the crowd's cheers- as the original referee shook his head. The TitanTron showed an instant replay, where the clock hit zero slightly before El Torito tapped. Lilian told the crowd what they dreaded... "Ladies and gentlemen, the referee's decision is that El Torito tapped out AFTER the clock hit zero for the match- therefore, the man who got the final pinfall in the Championship Scramble, and STILL WWE World Heavyweight Champion- Brock Lesnar!" Lesnar took his title belt and posed for the fans alongside Cena, as Goldust looked dejected as Night of Champions ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 3:53:42 GMT -5
(Props to Magic knows Black Lives Matter for starting up another EWR diary. Hopefully, a whole movement to get more going here can start up. ...just not as many as good as his. I AM prone to jealousy. ) RAW, September 22. Raw started with footage from Night of Champions- which finished with Paul Heyman in the ring. Paul Heyman announced that his client, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar...was not here tonight. Indeed, due to contractual reasons, his client, Brock Lesnar, does not have to show up anywhere from a worthless town like Memphis, all the way to the October WWE Network live special. At Night of Champions, his client, Brock Lesnar, dispatched nine top contenders to retain his title- by Paul Heyman's count, he won't have to defend for nearly a year- and by that time, Brock Lesnar can retire as champion- and he'd like to see the WWE try to get the belt back from him. John Cena took the mic, and he wanted to say to all the people still in the CeNation- he is man enough to admit that he might have been wrong. For months, he saw Antonio Cesaro as a whiner and a crybaby because he lost his match against Brock Lesnar. He thought that Cesaro didn't care about the gravity of his match because he lost when he needed to dig deep and win that match. He's a man, he's willing to admit he might have been wrong. Last night, at Night of Champions- the record books are going to say John Cena lost that match when the referees called it due to excessive blood loss by Antonio Cesaro after John Cena grabbed his platinum chain and beat Antonio Cesaro to within an inch of his pathetic little life. He lost that match- and he couldn't be happier. He didn't have a bigger moment of joy more than seeing Antonio Cesaro waver between consciousness as Cena beat him until he was bloody, bruised. He lost that match, and he's fine with that, so he's sorry to Cesaro- the only regret he has for that loss is that he didn't finish the job and hold Cesaro's lifeless corpse to the crowd and show them how worthless their hero was. This brought out Antonio Cesaro, who thanked John Cena for his apology, and Cesaro had something to apologize for too. (" waah I'm weawwy weawwy sowwy oo big meanie waah"). He thought there was still a shred of good inside John Cena's black heart- after all the good Cena had done and tries to do, he thought he could beat Cena back into his right mind (" waaah oo're just a big mean meanie waah") When Cena beat the crap out of him and wanted to end his life out there, he knew that was long gone (" waah oo hurted me so much waah"). And now, Cesaro's happier. Now, he knows Cena's a worthless evil bastard, and NOW Cesaro can destroy him like one ( "waaah i wanna beated oo up oo meanie waaah"). And next time I'm in the ring with you, I'm going to return those punches Cena gave him one hundredfold. (" waaah I'm weawwy weawwy gonna hurted oo next time waaah.") This brought The Authority to the ring, as Triple H said that would be a great match- but unfortunately, that match won't happen. The match at Night of Champions was just too brutal, it was just too vicious- and it showed Triple H. John Cena and Antonio Cesaro hate each other too much for him to ever allow them to fight again. They can't be in their right mind, they can't be professional with each other, they truly want to murder each other in that very ring- and WWE is not human cockfighting, they know the fans in the crowd don't want to see two of the greatest WWE superstars in this business fight to the death- that's not best for business. Triple H informed both men that, due to the brutality of their match at Night of Champions, WWE can unfortunately no longer sanction any matches between Antonio Cesaro and John Cena. Both men were furious at Triple H and argued as the show went backstage. In the first match, The Usos got a chance to jockey for position against two of the members in last night's Championship Scramble match, Erick Rowan and Luke Harper of the Wyatt Family. The Usos had a problem with Rowan and Harper since they cost them their WWE Tag Team Championships in April, and with Rowan and Harper still not on the same page from their WWE Championship opportunity the night before, The Usos had the best possible chance to finally get some closure and pay them back for taking the belts. Rowan and Harper were dominating apart- but it was that little mistrust between the two that allowed the Usos to strike back and punish them. The Usos got Harper out of the ring following an argument, but that allowed The Usos to hit a series of superkicks on Erick Rowan until he fell, then pinned him for a big win. Harper and Rowan argued with each other as Bray Wyatt came out, started singing " He's got the whoooooooooole world in his hands..." as Harper and Rowan were soothed, then the unified Wyatt Family was joined by Wyatt and Dylan Vachon to destroy The Usos. Chris Jericho talked about how beating The Usos down like that after a big win was an injustice- which was the magic word, as Roman Reigns rushed to the ring and peppered the Wyatts with spears. Bray Wyatt said Reigns seemed like he had power, but only the Wyatt Family has the power. Last night, The Wyatt Family's faith moved mountains. Bray Wyatt did something that no man, be they alive or dead, could do, and pinned Brock Lesnar in the middle of that ring- something that none of Roman Reigns' dominance could ever let him match. Roman Reigns said if he thinks he's so great- he'll bring the title- you bring whatever you've got- let's do this. After a commercial break, Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns was already in progress. Reigns was looking really strong against Wyatt, punishing the Eater of Worlds with a number of vicious moves. The Wyatt Family had joined in- at least Dylan Vachon and Luke Harper, as the three attacked. Reigns was able to hold his own on the three-on-one, which was added as Erick Rowan cleared some cobwebs out and began to attack. Even with a four on one assault, Roman Reigns still looked really strong and was able to attack the four of them. Superman Punch on Rowan, then Harper, then Vachon...as the lights went out. Suddenly, a vague spotlight was seen as Kevin Owens showed up, disheveled, still in the same outfit he was in at Night of Champions. He came down in a daze as Wyatt sang " he's got the whoooooooooooooole world in his hands...". Owens tried shaking, but started to attack Reigns. The five-on-one assault was suddenly too much- evil, evil, evil, Sister Abigail, evil followed, and Bray Wyatt became the new Intercontinental Champion. Wyatt stood triumphant over his Family as the video quick cut. Backstage after this win, Finn Balor was getting ready- as Sheamus showed up next to him. Sheamus talked about how much he loved Balor's match with Kevin Owens last night at Night of Champions and how he thinks he's doing Ireland proud down in NXT. Balor said that NXT is great- but it's not enough, he's ready for a bigger challenge. He wants to fight the stars in WWE now and show just what the real style is there. Sheamus smiled, and said ' stick with me...I think we can make that happen.' In tag team action, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase took on Goldust and Hideo Itami. Itami was still furious about Evolution costing him the chance to be the first new WWE Cruiserweight Champion in seven years, and Goldust was ever more desperate after just barely losing his chance to finally be WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Both men were able to channel their frustrations into going all out against the former Legacy members. Charlotte tried defending her men as the three attacked- but Hideo Itami was able to block out and keep her from doing much. This was more of an issue as Charlotte attacked Itami, who refused to fight her as a two-on-one assault happened on Goldust. An accidental- or "accidental"- attack by Eden had managed to help stop that, as Itami was there for a hot tag. Itami got a GTS on Ted DiBiase, giving his team the win. After the match, Goldust took the mic and said his team could beat Cody's team- that's enough. Goldust knows he CAN win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship with a little more luck- well, he doesn't let luck happen, he MAKES it happen. At the October event, Goldust wants Cody Rhodes, in that ring, for the MITB briefcase. 3MB were in the ring air-playing for the crowd to a chorus of boos, waiting for their opponents. Ariel was singing- but the audio cut enough to make her clearly lip-synching. This started the opening, as the Code of Solomon- Wesley Blake, Buddy Murphy, Jaz Fawkes, and WWE Cruiserweight Champion Solomon Crowe. This...couldn't be a good thing for 3MB, as the Code of Solomon began destroying them. Crowe didn't do much, as Blake and Murphy punished all three 3MB males, combined with Fawkes destroying Ariel. Buddy Murphy got a pinfall on Domino, getting them the win. Lana, the woman in a suit who promotes awareness of Vladimir Putin, and her client Alexander Rusev, came to the ring for a big match. Lana claimed that the Americans have not provided anything near a challenge for the dominant might of Rusev- much like any American man would pale in comparison to the might of Russians, with their power, success, and the honor of a man like Vladimir Putin. Tonight, Vladimir Putin personally demanded they destroy their opponent and prove even champions are no competition for the might of Rusev. This brought out Darren Young, who fought like a man possessed- but it wasn't enough to save him on this night. Rusev Crush, Rusev Destroy, Rusev Make Humble. Rusev stood triumphant as the Russian flag fell- as a short video of the American Outlaws aired, saying' Debuting Friday on Smackdown'. In the ring, Saraya Knight was waiting as Alexa Bliss's entrance started. Bliss headed to the ring, then tried bringing the fight to the veteran. Bliss fought hard and tried to take some attacks, but she was nowhere near ready for a fighter like Knight. Knight went for the kill- but Stephanie McMahon headed to the ring flanked by the Divas' Championship Committee. Stephanie said this match cannot stand- and Alexa Bliss wins by forfeit. See, Saraya Knight did not get the pinfall last night at Night of Champions, meaning she is still not an active member of the WWE roster, she has no WWE contract, and thus any match she's booked in is invalid and illegal. Stephanie demanded security take Knight in for trespassing in a WWE ring, as they headed down and dragged her off. In the main event, John Cena faced off with one of Antonio Cesaro's best friends (we'll forget the whole " they turned on each other at Wrestlemania and had fought for two months" thing), Jack Swagger. Zeb Colter led the crowd in talking about how once, John Cena was a hero that this nation could be proud of, but he let jealousy and hatred ruin him forever and ended up no more than a coward who stains the pride of America. When he salutes the troops now, it's not the salute of a soldier on our shores fighting for them, but one of a coward pretending he cares about the military. Colter wanted every Real American who does care to put their hand over their heart, and in a clear and crisp voice, say WE THE PEO-hcrapCena just clocked Colter, and Swagger was right there to help save Colter. Swagger started attacking Cena, looking like the former World Heavyweight Champion he was against the might of him. Cena, however, was able to counter and take the advantage, punishing Swagger with a series of vicious assaults. Swagger tried locking up, but Cena reversed it and got Swagger up. Spoiler Alert got 25 rotations before Cena went for the AA. Cena tried locking in the STF- but Cesaro headed down the ramp with his old Gadsden flag (as Colter nodded in approval and got on top of Cena, choking him out with the flag. Swagger was able to break the hold, shook the cobwebs out, then locked the Patriot Act in on Cena for Cena to tap out. Swagger broke the hold afterwards as Cesaro refused to stop choking out Cena. Colter and Swagger tried talking some sense into Cesaro, but he had snapped and was unwilling to stop. Triple H came down, leading some security guards to pull Cesaro off of Cena. They did- and then Cena attacked Cesaro, pulling out a chain and trying to do the same thing he did last night. This was enough as Triple H finally gave up- if Cesaro and Cena want to kill each other so badly? He'll sanction one last match between them. Get whatever anger, whatever frustration, whatever you want to beat out of the other one out of your system this time, because after this there will BE no rematches until you've both calmed down. You'll fight at the next WWE Special- and to make sure you two get it ALL out of your system, you will fight in the one structure that guarantees that issues, feuds, even CAREERS can end in an instant once its over, the most brutal structure in WWE history. Antonio Cesaro and John Cena are going to end it, both IN and AT...HELL IN A CELL.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 3:59:37 GMT -5
NXT TAKEOVER, SEPTEMBER 25:
NXT Takeover began with a huge debut, as international standout Petey Williams made his first appearance in an NXT ring, taking on the brutal Mickey Keegan. Keegan was out to make a name for himself against the relatively well-known Williams, but the Maple Leaf Muscle was too strong for the NXT veteran. A Canadian Destroyer followed, as Williams got a big victory. On the heels of the NXT Champion Finn Balor's big Fatal Four-Way title defense, his running buddies Karl Anderson and Bad Luck Fale were in action against NXT's self-proclaimed Wolfpack of Broseph Joe Brody and Vinny Saggs. The two party-loving broskis tried to get Fale and Anderson to join them and hit the clubs. That was mistake number 1. Mistake number 2- getting up in the morning to face Fale and Anderson. Mistake number 3- not deciding to bunk when they saw they were scheduled to face them. Yeah, Fale and Anderson destroyed the two. The Canadian Ninjas were in the ring posing for the fans, talking about how they were the best Diva tag team on the planet today. They made an open challenge to any two women in the back who thought they could take them on in a match- which was less obvious when the Queen of Staten Island, Carmella, headed to the ring to take them on. Nicole Matthews gloated, saying she didn't have a chance against one of them, and she doesn't have a partner. Carmella said that ain't true- she called up one of her girls, and she was all too willing to help her kick those two's asses. That brought out (to a chorus of groans from the Full Sail faithful), her partner, as Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi headed down to take Carmella's side. The match...yeah, it was a beatdown...still a beatdown...still a beatdown...wait a second, blind tag by Snooki, Portia Perez didn't see the change...wait, did Snooki just roll up Portia Perez for the big victory? After the match, Carmella and Snooki celebrated as I got the sudden harbinger of doom for daring to pull this even in an NXT ring. The issues between The Famous Monsters and British Invasion came to a head in an eight-man Survivor Series elimination tag team match. Gronda, Lenn Oddity, and Metal Master introduced the newest monster in their evil crew- Crazzy Steve, while the British Invasion announced they would fight monsters with a British monster- the mysterious Dragon Aisu. Robbie Brookside was the first to go, following a vicious Gronda clothesline. Metal Master went next from Kenneth Cameron hitting Velvet Noise on him- but Lenn Oddity took out Cameron. Crazzy Steve and Dragon Aisu kept fighting as Aisu took out Steve, but the tag team champions had the advantage. Gronda took out Rockstar Spud while Lenn Oddity took out Dragon Aisu, as the Famous Monsters dispatched their enemies. The Hoopla Hotties of Matt Taven and Jimmy Kekoa headed down to the ring to a chorus of boos- mixed by their valets of Scarlett Bordeaux and Seleziya Sparx. Taven talked about how they were ready to become NXT's best tag team, and they knew between their talent and their valets'...talents, no team could stop them. No team could resist their charms, and they didn't fear any team in NXT. ...well, now here comes a team that...COULD...resist the two's charms, as this brought out HG, Cassandro, Danshoku Dino, Paredyse, and Pimpinela Escarlata- the Sacred Band of Thebes, who were out for the attack. HG and Cassandro got the actual match- as their three associates were on the outside for moral support. Bordeaux and Sparx tried to get the three out of the match. That...didn't work well for them at all. Without the distractions at ringside, the Hotties couldn't succeed. Cassandro kissed Kekoa, keeping him out of the save, as HG got the HG Pin on Taven for the big victory. After the match, the Sacred Band danced in the ring in celebration as the Hoopla Hotties were ran off. Michael Bennett had a big match with the high-flier The Amazing Red. Bennett's size and strength was more than able to give him the advantage against the smaller Red, who tried to get out of his attacks. However, the veteran Red had lost enough of a step that the prodigy was able to toy with him. It looked like Bennett had Red right where he wanted him- but as Bennett went for the Box Office Smash, The Amazing Red pulled him out and screamed loud enough that the lights went out. A red light came on in the ring, as Red had grown to close to double his size and started punishing Bennett. The Red Sky was hit on Bennett, as this...almost "Crimson Red" celebrated to the crowd...as the lights fell off as he was at peace, soon showing The Amazing Red back to normal high-fiving fans. New NXT Women's Champion Jessie McKay had no chance to rest on her laurels, getting one of the tougher battles in the NXT women's division when she took on Sara Del Rey. The elder stateswoman of the division started clobbering the champion with everything she had, as the trainer of the Divas tried teaching the arrogant champion a lesson with her fists. This didn't help much as McKay's bodyguard Madison Eagles was right there to punish Del Rey and keep her on the defensive. Del Rey tried punishing the champ- but the two-on-one assault was not to be. Boyfriend Stealer followed, as McKay kept her title. After the match, McKay celebrated with Eagles. A big tag team match occurred as The Motor City Machine Guns jockeyed for position in the tag title picture against the team of ACH and Angelo Dawkins. The MCMGs took the advantage from the beginning, as their experience in tag team wrestling made them a far more cohesive unit than the other team. Dawkins tried punishing Chris Sabin, which tried to keep his team back in the matchup. Alex Shelley and Sabin started making Dawkins play Ricky Morton, trying to get back to his partner as the two showed a number of great double team moves. Dawkins finally made it to ACH, who was a house afire, dazzling Sabin and Shelley with high-flying attacks. Crane Kick followed by ACH on Shelley, giving his team the big victory. This whole problem of "calling out opponents" hadn't worked that well for the Canadian Ninjas or Hoopla Hotties tonight, but that was no reason that The Dynamic Sensation and The Mastodon didn't think it'd be different for THEM. The two came to the ring and complained about how all the Divas in NXT were worthless women who didn't know what the two of them brought to the table, and how all they want is the same treatment in the women's division that women would get in the WWE Cruiserweight Division. They're not fighting the Divas because they hate women, it's all about ethics in pro wrestling booking. The two demanded the same respect, and demanded a match with any WWE Divas who had the guts to face off with them. This got the crowd excited as The Bella Twins showed up in NXT for a big inter-gender battle...which, upon reflection, may not have been the best thing for the NXT tag team. The Bella Twins were able to beat the two from pillar to post. Brie Bella locked The Dynamic Sensation in the YES! Lock as Nikki Bella tried hitting a Rack Attack on The Mastodon, couldn't lift him, then merely settled for a nice firm kick in the junk to take him out, as the Bellas got an easy pinfall. The men looked and screamed "Stop humiliating us! This is what we're talking about!" as they ran off. The main event had one of the toughest battles possible for NXT Champion Finn Balor- taking on Roderick Strong, Baron Corbin, and Mojo Rawley in a Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match. Balor had a little help on his side, as Sheamus was there to lend moral support to Balor for his big match. Strong and Balor had tried to work as a united group against their bigger opponents- but Corbin and Rawley fought each other more ruthlessly, so Balor and Strong kept fighting. A series of backbreakers got Strong into position on the champion- but the Hype Man and the Lone Wolf took on the other two and punished them with harsh attacks. Strong's attack was worse for Balor against Rawley, who managed to get him with the Hyperdrive to make the NXT Champion the first man eliminated, guaranteeing a new champion. A scattering of NXT stars were at the ramp congratulating Finn Balor- Bad Luck Fale and Karl Anderson hugging Balor as he walked off and the match continued. Corbin, Rawley, and Strong each tried to punish each other, tearing into each other with ruthless moves. Strong took the advantage on Rawley, as even if he stayed hyped, he made too many ruthless mistakes. A Stronghold was locked in, and even if Rawley motioned to Corbin to save him, it fell on deaf ears as Mojo Rawley tapped out. With it down to two, Baron Corbin finally made his move. Corbin punished Strong with everything he had in his arsenal, finally putting him away with a Black Hole Slam for the win and to claim the NXT Championship. After the match, Baron Corbin put the NXT Championship over one arm and stared down the NXT locker room, attempting to congratulate him- then slowly walked through the queue backstage as the show ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:05:16 GMT -5
Smackdown, September 26. Smackdown began as Evolution came to the ring and gave the fans just what they came to see- a 20-minute promo. Triple H and Randy Orton were out there talking about how their newer clients are about to make it to the top of the WWE- but there's a few bugs trying to keep the class of the business from fulfilling their destiny. Cody Rhodes has learned from Randy Orton for years, he's worked to become one of the greatest superstars in this industry today, and he is only getting started. At one point in the next year, he will join his legendary father, Dusty Rhodes, and become a World Champion, proving once and for all he is the best young talent in the WWE, the best performer, the next Face of the WWE, and the better of his two brothers. Cody Rhodes continued by saying he knew his brother was jealous of him- jealous of his good looks, jealous of his upbringing, jealous that his father cared more about him...well, now all of Goldust's jealousy is catching up to him. There's a reason Goldust hasn't been the WWE World Heavyweight Champion in 19 years as an active WWE superstar- indeed, taking until just on Sunday for Goldust to even receive an opportunity to win the WWE World Heavyweight Title. It's not his personal demons, it's not his wanderlust, it's not his 'mind games'...it's that, in his heart, even Goldust knows he's JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Any REAL family member would feel proud that, even if they couldn't do it themselves, at least a member of their family is good enough to do it on their own merits- and this briefcase proves Cody Rhodes is good enough to do it on his own merits. And now, like the jealous older brother he is, Goldust won't let him be a World Champion and be happy himself. He can't be a World Champion, so he won't let his poor younger brother be one either. He actually wants to try and win his baby brother's Money in the Bank briefcase- a briefcase even Goldust knows if he tried to cash it in, he would lose anyway- just so Cody can't bring a World Championship to the Rhodes Family that Goldust would never be able to. Cody knew Goldust was a bad wrestler- he didn't think he was a bad family member as well. Charlotte then took the mic and said that Goldust wasn't the only terrible person in this company- Hideo Itami had to be seen as one as well. Charlotte could buy people like Paige being popular with the idiot fans in the WWE by daring to steal the Divas' Championship from a great woman and role model for little girls everywhere like Stephanie McMahon...she had always thought the fans in the WWE Universe didn't actually care about women anyway. But at Night of Champions, Charlotte had the opportunity to strike a blow for women everywhere. Evolution offered Hideo Itami a chance to be part of history, letting him leave the ring and make Charlotte the first ever female WWE Cruiserweight Champion..."well, maybe there WAS Jacqueline- but she doesn't count." Hideo Itami had a chance to show his respect for women everywhere, but he had too much pride and actually dared to put his hands on her. Charlotte knew all the backward men in Japan hated any woman who wasn't a cartoon character, but she never thought a WWE superstar would dare to do this- and that doesn't even start against the Code of Solomon daring to take her honor from her at the last minute just as Evolution proved that they WERE the most evolved men in all of sports entertainment by dispatching Itami for her. If there were any social justice in this world, Charlotte would be standing here right now as undisputedly the greatest rookie Diva in the history of sports entertainment by being the first woman to win a men's championship in her rookie year- proving her worth as a woman even close to Stephanie McMahon, proving herself a rightful person to take the legacy of the Flair name in this business...but Hideo Itami and Solomon Crowe dared to steal that opportunity from her- and now, they've both got Evolution angry. And when Evolution gets angry- don't be surprised if Evolution passes you by. That whole spiel did piss off the Code of Solomon, as Jaz Fawkes of the group had her first singles match against Charlotte. Buddy Murphy, Wesley Blake, and Solomon Crowe were at ringside cheering Fawkes on, but Charlotte demanded they be sent back to ringside for the distraction, as the referee acquiesced. Charlotte took an advantage on Fawkes...for a couple minutes. Fawkes's power was too much for the Diva of Evolution, as Fawkes punished Charlotte relentlessly. However, what Charlotte may not have had in Fawkes's power, she had in...cheating like a bastard. Eye gouge, Bow Down to the Queen, Ropes for leverage, and Charlotte got a big victory. Josh Mathews and JBL brought it backstage to WWE's newest announcer Veronica Lane, who was standing by with The American Outlaws. Scott Dawson fired a cap gun as Kendall Skye talked about how her men were the roughest, toughest, real-life cowboys there was- NXT was great, but they're ready for the big time right now. Garrett Dylan said his daddy was one of the greatest country singers of all time, and no matter what them 3MB boys say they were, those guys are all hat and no cattle out there. Dawson fired his cap guns a couple more times as the three went to the ring... ...and we had Domino and Jimmy Yang of 3MB out performing for the crowd, Heath Slater and Ariel at their side. This brought out The American Outlaws, Kendall Skye and Garrett Dylan high-fiving the fans, Scott Dawson firing some cap guns. Dawson and Dylan ran off the 3MB members, who went outside to regroup before heading in. Their regrouping...yeah, it didn't work that well, as Dawson and Dylan kept the attack going on the two, punishing them with a number of vicious assaults. Dawson grabbed Domino as they hit the Death Sentence on him, getting an easy victory for their team. After the match, the American Outlaws celebrated as the show went to break. Sami Zayn was ready to defend his United States Title- but before he could do that, Zayn was able to give the fans a big surprise with one member of the WWE Universe- NBA legend Dennis Rodman was in the house! Zayn and Rodman high-fived, before Zayn raised his hand to the crowd for some cheers. This little extra could keep Zayn in his right mind before his big title defense, as Zayn's longtime friend Kevin Owens was out there alongside the Wyatt Family. Zayn tried to reason with Owens, pointing to himself and mouthing 'this isn't you!" Owens tried shaking off the cobwebs, but Bray Wyatt sang towards the ring as Owens shook, then brutalized Zayn. Owens kept up an attack, Bray Wyatt keeping Owens under his spell, punishing the champion with a number of attacks. Owens took an advantage and went for the kill- but Zayn broke in with a Helluva Kick and got some attacks on Owens. Zayn went for a second Helluva Kick, then a third- but before Zayn could get the win, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper, and Dylan Vachon attacked him for the disqualification. Josh Mathews talked about the injustice there...he said the secret word and Roman Reigns heads down from the stands to attack all of the Wyatt Family members. From there, Bray Wyatt talked about how Roman Reigns...on Monday night, he may have helped him his family, The Usos. But blood don't make a family- family is stronger than that. Blood may be thicker than water, but Luke Harper, Dylan Vachon, Erick Rowan, Kevin Owens- they ain't Bray Wyatt's family by blood, but their bond's even thicker than blood. He knows no man in the Wyatt Family ever gonna betray him- does Roman Reigns know that about his family? FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS. Justin Gabriel was in the ring with Adrian Neville waiting for his opponent- only for Alexander Rusev to come to the ring alongside Lana. Neville was there to defend as his tag partner tried fighting the dominant Bulgarian-turned-Russian brute Rusev, who took the lead and destroyed Gabriel throughout the match. Rusev Crush, Rusev Destroy, Rusev hit the Accolade right in front of Neville. Adrian Neville reached out and grabbed Gabriel's arm, then tried to put him on the ropes- getting him there. Neville pointed towards Rusev, who was furious as he had to break the hold, but merely moved backwards and locked the Accolade in, humbling Gabriel as he tapped out. Rusev started attacking Gabriel more. Adrian Neville headed into the ring, just as Dennis Rodman jumped the stands to help for the save. Neville started attacking Rusev... ...but Dennis Rodman cracked Neville with a big boot from behind, allowing Rusev to attack the other tag champion! Dennis Rodman grabbed Justin Gabriel and made him watch as Rusev locked the Accolade in on Neville, making him humbled as well. Lana took the mic and said that while most puny Americans are still convinced that their nation, for some reason, is perfect- there were great Americans who knew the truth. This man, Dennis Rodman, has become one of the closest friends in the world of Kim Jong-Un, a close personal friend and brother from another country of the greatest leader of all, Vladimir Putin. Just like the friendship between Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un, so too must Lana and Alexander Rusev show their friendship to a great man like Dennis Rodman. Rodman raised Rusev's hand as Lana raised his to the crowd's boos. Ten of the smartest, sexiest, most powerful women in the WWE took place in a number one contenders' battle royal. Divas' Champion Paige was on commentary for the match, talking about how it's unfair that Stephanie McMahon is so jealous Paige beat her cleanly at Summerslam to win the Divas' Title that she's holding it against her mother. Saraya Knight is one of the best female wrestlers in the history of the United Kingdom- and if the WWE isn't good enough for her, it's not good enough for almost any woman in the world. In the ring, Alicia Fox was the first to go from a double-attack by the Bella Twins, but the Funkadactyls dispatched Nikki Bella following that. Summer Rae and Alexa Bliss took out Cameron. Kendall Skye tried making a big impact by taking out Eva Marie, but Eva dispatched Kendall easily and laid down in the middle of the ring. The Divas, trying to get around Eva, tried fighting. Naomi took out Summer Rae easily, but Brie Bella was right there to eliminate her. Alexa Bliss and Bayley tried teaming up on Brie Bella, but Alexa got taken out by Brie. Bayley congratulated Brie for her win- EAT. SLEEP. HUG. SUPLEX OVER ROPES. REPEAT. Bayley celebrated- then Eva Marie dispatched Bayley and sent her over for the big victory. After the match, Eva Marie took the mic and looked directly at Paige, then said that this win is the greatest moment of her career thus far. Being the star of "Total Divas" was a great feather in her cap before, and in less than one year she's fought to become the number one contender to the Divas' Championship. Eva Marie knows what a lot of people out in the WWE Universe are probably thinking right now- that Eva Marie does not deserve an opportunity to fight Paige for the WWE Divas' Championship. She's JUST the star of Total Divas, she's not a real wrestler- she has no right to call herself the Divas' Champion. Eva Marie smiled, then said "You're all right." Every one of you is absolutely correct. Eva Marie does NOT deserve to be the Divas' Champion, and she is the first one to admit it. However, there IS a person who deserves to be the Divas' Champion- a woman who is smarter than anyone else, sexier than anyone else, more powerful than anyone else, and the perfect role model for little girls everywhere- the ONLY PERSON on earth who deserves to call herself WWE Divas' Champion. As a member of the Divas' Championship Committee, Eva Marie has scoured the rulebook from cover to cover, and she saw that, even though the loophole was covered for the men's division in 1988, that loophole was NEVER taken out of the women's division. That's why Eva Marie is proud to say- she will defeat Paige for the Divas' Championship at Hell in a Cell, and once she does defeat Paige, Eva Marie intends to immediately surrender the Divas' Championship to the only rightful Divas' Champion- Stephanie McMahon. In the main event, Mr. Money in the Bank Cody Rhodes took on Hideo Itami. Rhodes took an immediate advantage, punishing Itami with a number of intense moves. However, what Itami didn't have there was no problem, all Itami had was kick. Itami kept kicking Rhodes brutally, punishing the Money in the Bank holder with everything he had in him. Rhodes tried to attack Itami's legs, getting Itami's biggest weapon out of the way. Rhodes went for a Disaster Kick to give Itami a taste of his own medicine, but Goldust showed up and hit the ropes before Rhodes could do it. Itami took advantage, hitting the GTS on Rhodes for the big victory. After the match, Goldust demanded a shot at the Money in the Bank briefcase- which Cody Rhodes refused yet again.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:13:06 GMT -5
Raw, September 29. Raw started with a bang, as WWE's newest ring announcer, former "Total Divas" cast member JoJo Offerman, introduced a huge battle for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship between Solomon Crowe- and Evolution's chosen next champion, Charlotte. Crowe was a little wary about locking up with a Diva, but Charlotte was more than happy to attack Crowe with everything she had. Even if Crowe was unwilling to attack, Jaz Fawkes was not, as she tore into Charlotte with vicious assaults. Solomon Crowe tried mixing in with rollups and small packages to try and do as little damage to Charlotte as possible, but finally this plan of attack ended as Evolution forced the rest of the Code of Solomon backstage. With no other options to protect Charlotte, Solomon Crowe was forced to protect his title, attacking Charlotte with some nice grapples- still unwilling to use strikes against the Diva. Evolution used this to their advantage, interfering to keep Crowe off his game- until Goldust showed up and attacked Cody Rhodes, with Ted DiBiase and Randy Orton jumping him to keep him from helping. Charlotte tried to counter Crowe's attacks, but Crowe was very able to attack Charlotte even with this disadvantage. Crowe locked the Stretch Muffler in on Charlotte, getting the victory. After the match, Crowe celebrated as Evolution started beating him down. Hideo Itami ran in for the save- as Triple H took the mic. Goldust and Hideo Itami won't get in Evolution's plans- it's not best for business. Goldust wants Cody Rhodes for the Money in the Bank briefcase so badly- win your match tonight and Cody's yours at Hell in a Cell- but to get to him, you have to go through....The Intercontinental Champion, Bray Wyatt! Don't blame me for the funeral when Cody gets his hands on you. If Hideo Itami wants to get involved with a fight, he'll have his own fight tonight- against John Cena! Triple H looked to Goldust and say 'by the way- your match is next.' In non-title action, a passing of the torch of ways happened as Intercontinental Champion Bray Wyatt took on the Bizarre One, Goldust. Wyatt took the fight to Goldust, proving that if Goldust wants to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, he can't exactly ignore the lower titles too. Bray Wyatt had a mixture of both his own viciousness and the Wyatt Family at his back, which both helped him dominate it. However, in a rare occasion, the referee called the attacks- giving Goldust the disqualification victory (and inadvertantly got Goldust his shot at Cody Rhodes for the Money in the Bank briefcase). The Wyatt Family, in anger, started beating down Goldust as Michael Cole talked about the injustice of it all- and that called Roman Reigns to action, as he started attacking Bray Wyatt. Superman Punch, Spear, and Wyatt was out. There was a commercial break- but this wasn't good for Reigns, as Dylan Vachon, Luke Harper, and Kevin Owens ambushed The Usos backstage. Owens said 'Family attacks our leader, family betrayed you.' as the show went back to the ring. In singles action, Big Show led his protege, Colin Cassady, to the ring for a big challenge against Rob Van Dam. Van Dam tried putting his educated feet to good use against the hot rookie, but Colin Cassady was indeed seven foot tall, and I believe you can't teach dat. Cassady was able to punish Van Dam with a number of vicious moves. Cassady dissected Van Dam throughout the match, finally hitting a big Chokeslam on RVD to take him out. Cassady celebrated as Big Show raised his hand to the crowd. Sheamus was alongside Finn Balor for a big matchup with Long Island Iced Z, Zack Ryder. Ryder led his Four Broskis into the ring, followed by a woman (recognizable to TNA fans as Becky Bayless.) Ryder introduced the only chick bad enough to be a Broski- Bianca Ferrari. In the ring, Ryder and Sheamus tore into each other, with Ryder's strength in numbers able to take the lead against the Great White. The Broskis were able to attack, with Ferrari being able to distract Sheamus enough to take him out of his element. Rough Ryder followed, as Zack Ryder got the big victory. Ryder and his Broskis celebrated as Sheamus glared towards them... ...which was a problem, as he didn't see Finn Balor attacking Sheamus from behind. Balor hit the Bloody Sunday on Sheamus, then glared and said "THERE AIN'T NO ROOM FOR NO GLORIFIED LEPRECHAUNS ANYMORE. GREAT WHITE? WHAT A JOKE." towards him. Ryback headed to the ring and waited for his opponent to the fans' cheers. Lana, Alexander Rusev, and Dennis Rodman headed down, as Rodman talked about how the Rodman Second-World Tour is in action all around as his magically delicious leader Lana is here to show you all the real Fearless Leader. Lana talked about how no matter how dominant a monster like Ryback is, he is not as dominant as a great leader like Vladimir Putin. Rodman made angry faces to Ryback as Rusev headed to the ring- and Ryback tried to fight the might of Rusev. Key word: Tried. Rusev crush, Rusev destroy, Rusev make humble. Dennis Rodman came into the ring and posed for the crowd, then clocked Ryback in the head with a steel chair, then kept clocking him with it while Rusev kept the Accolade locked in. Ryback was beaten and broken as EMTs headed to the ring, as Chris Jericho was in shock, thinking Rusev and Dennis Rodman just ended Ryback's career. Divas' action followed, as Paige defended her Divas' Title against Alicia Fox. Eva Marie came to the ring and talked about how great it is to be number one contender. For too long, little girls have been crying, having to deal with a worthless role model like Paige defending the Divas' Championship- but at Hell in a Cell, Eva Marie will handle that once and for all. Eva Marie isn't fighting for herself, she's fighting for Stephanie McMahon and for women everywhere when she gives them a REAL role model- and this little fluke title win by Paige will be righted once Eva Marie wins the title and surrenders the belt back to its rightful champion, Stephanie McMahon. In the ring, though, Paige did not look like a fluke, decimating the veteran Alicia. PTO followed as Paige defended her Divas' Title. After the match, Paige celebrated- just as Stephanie McMahon's music hit. Stephanie announced that, as head of the Divas' Championship Committee, she came out here to announce that, after Eva Marie's announcement that she, in the spirit of sacrifice for the greater good of women everywhere, is willing to actually surrender the Divas' Championship back to Stephanie once she beats Paige at Hell in a Cell...it's inspired Stephanie McMahon to be an even better human being than she already is. Stephanie believes that she hasn't been truly fair to Paige, to the Knight Family, and to the fans in the audience. Since Paige's fluke upset victory at Summerslam- which Stephanie admits only happened because of the illegal interference of Saraya Knight anyway, in a match where her husband, Triple H, went over her head as head of the Divas' Championship Committee and gave Paige an unsanctioned Money in the Bank briefcase that, in the goodness of Stephanie's heart, she STILL recognized even though the match was made under protest...the fans have made their voices heard. They want Saraya Knight to be an official WWE Diva- and even though Paige got the victory at Night of Champions and unfairly cost her own mother a shot to be a Diva because she won't listen to what the fans want, Stephanie McMahon has heard the people and will give them what they want. That is why, as a caring head of the Divas' Championship Committee, she will do what's best for everyone- even women who clearly hate women everywhere up to and including her own mother, by going against the Divas' Championship Committee's wishes. At Hell in a Cell, Saraya Knight will get ONE FINAL OPPORTUNITY to fulfill what she has worked 25 years in this industry to do throughout the world- to be a WWE Diva and join her daughter as one of the smartest, sexiest, most powerful women in the world. And to make it better for the family, Stephanie McMahon is making it easier for the person who was brought into this world by Knight, and the one who brought her into this company in the first place, to give this honor to her mother. At Hell in a Cell, Paige herself will have the opportunity to repay her mother for everything she did for her growing up with the greatest gift a daughter can give their mother, the one who raised them, the one who was so dedicated to being a superstar they wrestled while the girl was in the womb, and present Saraya Knight with her WWE contract. Stephanie McMahon smiled and held up a paper with a WWE logo on it, then said the opportunity to give her mother, Saraya Knight, this contract is in Paige's hands at Hell in a Cell. All Paige has to do to give Saraya Knight her WWE contract...is LOSE HER MATCH. At Hell in a Cell, if Paige loses her match by pinfall or submission, and thus loses the WWE Divas' Championship to Eva Marie in the process, then Stephanie McMahon will immediately sign Saraya Knight to a WWE contract. HOWEVER, if Paige WINS the match and retains her Divas' Championship against Eva Marie- then Stephanie McMahon will sign THIS paper instead following the match- a legally binding restraining order against Saraya Knight, that will hereby ban her for life from ALL WWE live events and assure she will NEVER get her contract. Stephanie McMahon smiled, then said "the choice is yours, Paige. Your family, or your title?" before walking off. In the main event, John Cena faced Hideo Itami in a battle of one of America's finest stars of the 2000s and one of Japan's finest stars in the 2000s. This got a lot of fans excited- mostly by the concept of Itami kicking Cena into next week. Cena was more than able to fight back, clobbering Itami's legs and forcing him down to his assaults. Itami tried to fight back, but his biggest weapon was taken out- and if his style is kick, then the kicks were gone. Cena grabbed Itami, then hit the Spoiler Alert for 20 rotations before going for the Attitude Adjustment. Cena tried for the STF- but Antonio Cesaro started attacking Cena, giving Cena the disqualification victory. Cesaro kept up the attack on Cena, swinging him for 21 rotations as the show ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:16:42 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, October 3. Smackdown started in a big way, as Sami Zayn defended his WWE United States Championship against the newcomer from NXT, Finn Balor. The former NXT Champion was going for a big debut- but Sami Zayn's success managed to make him more than a threat on the WWE roster against Balor. Balor was more than able to succeed against Zayn, matching all of Zayn's attacks and punishing Zayn throughout. Zayn fought back and went for the Helluva Kick- but Finn Balor dropped and got a low blow on him. Balor then hit the Bloody Sunday on Sami Zayn, getting the big win to become the new WWE United States Champion. Balor held up the title and put a finger gun to the belt- as Sheamus showed up and attacked him after the match. Brogue Kick followed as Sheamus was unleashed on Balor. Sheamus said ya can beat Sami Zayn...pick on someone like him at Hell in a Cell. Divas' action followed as we followed up the red-hot in-ring skill by the WWE Divas...by having Fandango's untrained dancer fight with Bianca Ferrari. This match...well, honestly, was terrible. Ferrari was unable to carry the Fandangirl, who barely knew the ins and outs of a match. Generic, crappy work followed, with Fandangirl getting the win after Fandango distracted the referee enough for her to roll up Ferrari. Fandango and his dancer danced as the crowd cheered- but Zack Ryder was there to clock Fandango from behind as Bianca Ferrari did the same to the Fandangirl. The two fist-pumped over the two's broken bodies as the crowd booed. The Funkadactyls led their charges, Miguel Khalifa and Titus O'Neil, to the ring to a chorus of boos. Cameron and Naomi shook their heads and said 'of course THEY couldn't respect two strong men like you two!' as they waited for their opponents. Fabian Kaelin headed down the ramp to no reaction, announcing the debut of the new greatest tag team in WWE history- Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger. Jordan and Dillinger headed down the ramp for an attack. Khalifa and O'Neil outclassed the former NXT Tag Champions, using their mixture of power and brutality to punish them. Dillinger and Jordan cheated to fight back, though- as a rollup with Jason Jordan grabbing Miguel Khalifa's tights got them the victory. After the match, Jordan and Dillinger celebrated as Fabian Kaelin shouted how great they were to the fans- and Khalifa and O'Neil attacked them, laying them out as the show went to break. More tag team action happened, as The American Outlaws made their way to the ring and took on the Legionnaires. The huge battle between cowboys and French people was more than enough to continue tonight, as Sylvester LeFort and Marcus Louis tried to keep the attack going on Scott Dawson and Garrett Dylan. Kendall Skye tried interfering, but her feminine wiles did nothing for two Frenchmen because it's not like WWE is a global company or anything, right? The American Outlaws took the advantage, hitting the Death Sentence on Marcus Louis for the big victory. The Outlaws celebrated in the ring as the show went to break... ...and following the break, a video [that looked as if someone was filming a video being watched on their computer] was seen of a fantasy setting. A huge fight was seen, as a man shouted "THE KING HAS RETURNED!" in the video. Right then, a voiceover turned towards them as two men (recognizable as an NXT tag team, albeit a clearly fast-tracked NXT tag team, of The Dynamic Sensation and The Mastodon) were seen watching. The smaller of the two men said that this was what real men were supposed to be like. Men who could fight for what they wanted and take it, without worrying about the consequences when he got what he wanted- what he deserved. Men like the WWE had for years, and which had been taken away from the world. The man said he wasn't some Luddite about these things. He considered himself a modern man- indeed, he is so modern he legally changed his name to his Reddit screen name [as the screen froze, then put underneath 'DynamicSensation'.] DynamicSensation pointed to his larger associate, saying he was a modern man too- people claim they hate women, but that's not true in the least- hell, Master Donny here is such a feminist he took the last name of his waifu [as the screen showed underneath the larger man the name 'Donny Sparkle'.] DynamicSensation said that the world needed men who could both be a modern man and a throwback to when men were allowed to be men- and that's why they're coming to the WWE. They aren't fighting out of hatred, it's all about ethics in professional wrestling. The screen finished by showing the two, saying 'COMING SOON- The Kings Shall Return' We had a high-flying affair next, as Lucha Dragons member Kalisto took on one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions in Adrian Neville. Neville's partner Justin Gabriel was right there to cheer him on, but he was countered by Sin Cara and El Abejorro on the opponent's side. Kalisto could give Neville the fight of his life, matching him move for move- but Neville was just on a higher level than Kalisto. Red Arrow followed, as Neville had a big victory. The leader of 3MB, Heath Slater, headed out for a big match. Before the match, Slater talked about how Alexander Rusev's been running wild, but Heath Slater is fighting not just for himself, not just for 3MB, but for all of America. Tonight, Slater ain't just a One Man Band, BAYBAY!, he is giving the world a taste of FREEDOM ROCK! The rest of 3MB waited as Rusev and his entourage came out. Dennis Rodman talked about how the Rodman Second-World Tour is running wild, with his boy Alexander Rusev and their magically delicious leader Lana. Lana celebrated by saying that this is a joke. She knew Americans could not compare to a great leader like Vladimir Putin, but she expected SOME challenge from Americans. This...this joke, Heath Slater- he is not even worthy of being in the ring with a great man like Rusev. You are nothing- you can be handled by our dear associate, the close friend of one of Vladimir Putin's dearest friends, Kim Jong-Un, Dennis Rodman. Rodman entered the ring...and, well, at least Slater's really, really good at selling. Rodman wasn't exactly good when he was in his prime, but now he was...well, worse. Slater tried making his offense look good, but the match was all Rodman. RODMAN REBOUND! RODMAN CRUSH! Accolade got locked in, as Heath Slater had to tap out to the North Korean sympathizer. After the match, Dennis Rodman celebrated with Alexander Rusev and Lana- as Heath Slater was in shock. Slater looked towards the victorious Rodman, and Slater started to cry from this loss. JBL mocked Slater for being one of the biggest insults in American history as Josh Mathews talked about how this match really must have gotten to Slater and how he must have really wanted to stick it in the face of Rusev and his minions for his country- he's clearly heartbroken by the defeat. The rest of 3MB headed to the ring to take their leader's side. Ariel patted Slater's shoulder as Jimmy Yang said it's just one match. Domino then said...you lost...to DENNIS RODMAN. That guy's a retired basketball player, not a wrestler. It's one thing if you just lost to Rusev- but to DENNIS RODMAN? What's next- could Lana herself beat you? Yang and Ariel looked at Domino as he continued, saying that this is too much. Yeah, Heath Slater gave them all their second chances to be WWE Superstars, and yeah, it's one match- but the guy can't even beat Dennis Rodman. If their LEADER can't beat a guy like Rodman, what does that say about THEM for following the guy? Slater looked towards them, as Domino shouted "YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND!". Domino started attacking Slater- Jimmy Yang hesitated, then smiled and joined him in the beatdown. Ariel looked towards them- then hit a low blow on Heath Slater. 3MB posed over Slater's body to the crowd's boos...as they stayed out there during the break. The 3MB members were still out there to a chorus of boos as Ariel was involved in Divas' action, taking on the cowgirl of the American Outlaws, Kendall Skye. Skye and Ariel managed to put on a decent-for-WWE Divas' matches fare- which is to say, not great. Ariel had the crowd really pissed off, which helped Skye easily get them in the palm of her hand. Kendall Skye got the rollup on Ariel, getting a huge victory. In the main event, The Real Americans of Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro had a one-night reunion to take on Curtis Axel and John Cena. Cesaro and Cena frothed at the bit to get their hands on each other- but Triple H headed out to the ring beforehand. Triple H said, due to the severe hatred of Cesaro and Cena, he can't risk them fighting until they let it all out in Hell in a Cell- so therefore, this match will be contested under the rules of mixed tag team matches- Cesaro can only face Axel, and Swagger can only face Cena. The crowd booed this development- as Swagger was left to play Ricky Morton to Cena's assault. Cena brutalized the Real American, punishing him with all of his attacks. Cena pointed towards Cesaro, said 'HELL IN A CELL!', then hit the Spoiler Alert for 25 rotations on Swagger before hitting the Attitude Adjustment. Cena tried locking in the STF- but Zeb Colter motioned to grab Swagger's hand. Colter couldn't, but The Great Khali grabbed Colter and pushed him into the ring, allowing Colter to reach Swagger's hand and pull him to the ropes. Cena took four, then begrudgingly broke the hold. Swagger fought, then finally reached Cesaro. Cena was furious, then tagged Curtis Axel in. Cesaro destroyed Axel, hitting the Cesaro Swing for 26 rotations on Axel. Neutralizer followed, as the Real Americans got the win. The four celebrated and gave a 'WE THE PEOPLE!/WH DH PUGHPUG!" to the crowd as Cena glared at Cesaro, then clocked him from behind with the same chain he used at Night of Champions. Jack Swagger and The Great Khali tried pulling Cena off of Cesaro as the show ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:24:38 GMT -5
RAW, October 6. Raw started out with a bang, as Roman Reigns took on one of the Wyatt Family's biggest weapons in Luke Harper. The Shield member and the wildman of the group tore into each other, with Harper never giving up an issue to Reigns throughout the match. Reigns was in control of his opponent throughout, however, and soon took the lead against Harper. That was really all it took- Spear, Superman Punch, and Roman Reigns had beaten Harper. After the match, Dylan Vachon, Kevin Owens, and Bray Wyatt attacked Reigns (Erick Rowan being a step or two behind)- only for The Usos to come in for the save. Following the match, Bray Wyatt talked about how it's so funny how The Usos and their cousin, Roman Reigns, pretend to have such an alliance by their blood. The Wyatts don't need blood, they're a family by their souls, by their spirit- and that's a bond nothing can ever break. Jimmy Uso said that was great, it's all well and good that they think that...but all these fans have seen ever since Night of Champions- Erick Rowan and Luke Harper got a taste of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship- and it looks like they want a bit more. Don't go saying your bond is stronger while it's weakening- the Usos and Roman Reigns- they got a real bond. Bray Wyatt looked towards Rowan, who looked angry at the claim, as Bray Wyatt said if that's what they think- he has something he knows Roman Reigns wants back- his WWE Intercontinental Championship. And they have something Bray Wyatt wants- conclusive proof that he's right. At Hell in a Cell- he's making the challenge to them. Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, and Luke Harper will put the Intercontinental Title on the line in a Six-Man Tag Team match, with the Losing Tag Team of Rowan/Harper and The Usos being forced to disband as a tag team. Roman Reigns shrugged his shoulders and said 'that's all you got, Wyatt?' Reigns told him that Evolution tried that same trick on The Shield months ago, and yeah- maybe they had to break up as a unit- but Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are still his brothers without being his tag partners, and that'll never change. You can split the team, you can't make them betray each other- you're on. Bray Wyatt smiled and said he wasn't finished yet. See...I forgot to mention- Bray Wyatt ain't some fighting champion. He's pinned Brock Lesnar, he has the Intercontinental title, he has nothing to prove to you three or anyone else in the world. He's fighting to prove that the Wyatt Family have a bond stronger than even a family. That's why he mentioned that this is a six-man tag team match, and he mentioned that the losing tag team will be forced to disband forever...but he DIDN'T mention how it would happen. See, there won't be no pinfalls, there won't be no submissions, there won't be no disqualifications or countouts. The only way to win this match is for one of the Wyatt Family or one of your family to come right out and betray their partners- this is going to be a match where to lose, you have to say that YOU QUIT. The only way anyone's getting out of this match is for one of The Usos to get beaten to such a point that their bonds and their twin brother means nothing and they say they quit, they give and they're a coward, and they don't care that they're betraying their own twin brother and they can never ally with them again just as long as the other team stops hurting him. It will take Roman Reigns going into that match, and the Wyatt Family beating him into a pulp so badly that Reigns is willing to destroy his cousins' tag team just to say he Quit and he surrenders to the Wyatts. Bray Wyatt said 'I know Erick Rowan, Luke Harper, myself...we won't do that. Do YOU three?'. Roman Reigns and The Usos glared at the three and made a 'just bring it' motion to them. More tag team action followed, as The Lucha Dragons (El Abejorro looking decidedly smaller and more Japanese under the mask than before) took on Big Show and his protege, Colin Cassady. The luchadors tried fighting with all of their high flying ability...but then, their opponents were each seven foot tall, and at last check you can't teach dat. Big Show and Big Cass punished their opponents with vicious attacks, finally with both men hitting a Chokeslam on one of their opponents, getting an easy victory for the team. Before the next match, the entourage of Alexander Rusev headed to the ring. Dennis Rodman goaded the fans, talking about how the Rodman Second-World Tour has come to their city, and he was ready to bring out the most dominant man he's seen- Alexander Rusev. Rusev came out as Lana mocked the fans, saying how none of the people they've fought can hold a candle to men like Vladimir Putin or Kim Jong-Un. This man...he is a joke, he is unable to fight their forces. Santino Marella didn't take that, as he wore Marellions of Dollars's T-Shirt. His friend Darren Young, also wearing the shirt, and their close friends, WWE World Tag Team champions Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel (each wearing Neville's shirt) headed to the ring to take his side. Rusev and Rodman mocked the backup he had, as Rusev went to the ring and started attacking Marella. Heath Slater came to the ring, wearing a WWE T-shirt as he gave his support to Marella, hoping someone could take out the attack for Rusev and Rodman. Santino fought as hard as he could, forgetting he was...well, Santino Marella, as Rusev tried fighting back. Santino went for the Cobra- but Dennis Rodman grabbed his hand from behind as Rusev clocked Santino with a big kick. RUSEV CRUSH, Rusev locks in The Accolade, and Santino Marella is humbled by the loss. Rusev, Lana, and Rodman headed into the ring and celebrated over Santino's broken body... ...just as the podium started raising as Bad News Barrett came up to watch the action. Bad News Barrett hit the podium with a gavel, then lowered the podium as he talked and headed to the ramp before walking down... "CAN I HAVE SOME DECORUM PLEASE? I came out here tonight to celebrate another great win for Alexander Rusev. This man has become one of the most brutal monsters in WWE history, one of the most dominating men in at least four years in this company, I'd gather. His manager, Lana, should be proud of what she's done making this man this dominant in so short a time- and with a bonafide sporting legend like Dennis Rodman at his side, the power of these people is more dominant than anyone could in years. I personally have to give credit to a man who can be this brutal as a man after my own heart." Barrett nodded to the men surrounding the ring ...as the crowd started to give a scattered pop as each man grabbed at one of their T-shirt's sleeves as Barrett did the same. "...BUT WE'RE AFRAID WE'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!" The scattered pop changed over as each man raised the shirt sleeve... ...and the pop became nuclear once each of the six men showed a armband with [N] emblazoned on it underneath. Alexander Rusev and Dennis Rodman tried getting out, but the six men in the ring had different plans. The Cobra struck Rodman before Heath Slater got the Smash Hit on Rodman. Rusev pulled Lana out of the ring before Bad News Barrett hit the Bullhammer on him. Darren Young followed with the GutCheck, before Justin Gabriel and Adrian Neville followed it up with a 450 Splash/Red Arrow combination. This was enough to run Rusev and Dennis Rodman out- The Nexus has reformed, and they're going right after Alexander Rusev and his allies. Following things like that, Charlotte headed down the ramp and did some commentary, talking about a big WWE Cruiserweight Title shot as Solomon Crowe defended against Hideo Itami. Charlotte talked about the injustice of Itami getting this title shot, when it was clear sexism by the WWE. Charlotte is the daughter of Ric Flair, she's clearly a top WWE Cruiserweight Title contender, and they won't give her the chance she's entitled to but they'll give these men chances? If there were any justice in this world Charlotte would be in that ring fighting Solomon Crowe on equal grounds, and if Solomon Crowe were a real man he'd then lay down and give Charlotte the title. The match was vicious, as Hideo Itami's style of kick was more than able to fight the brutality Solomon Crowe could bring to cruiserweight wrestling. Neither man could get an advantage, which only gave Charlotte fuel that neither man was worthy of the belt and it should go to someone like her. Finally, Charlotte was shut up in the ring...well, not because they proved her wrong, but because Randy Orton hit the ring and attacked both guys. Orton hit an RKO on each man, then lined up for a Punt...then pointed to Charlotte and shouted "WHICH ONE?". Charlotte couldn't decide who to destroy- and that was enough time as Buddy Murphy, Wesley Blake, and Jaz Fawkes helped take Solomon Crowe to safety, which let Hideo Itami recover enough to fight Orton. Charlotte stayed on the mic for the next match, as Paige defended her Divas' Championship against Brie Bella. Chris Jericho asked Charlotte what she thought about the situation the Divas' Championship Committee put Paige in- either her mother is banned for life from the WWE or gets a job- but only if Paige loses the title and lets Eva Marie surrender the belt to Stephanie McMahon. Charlotte said that she thought Saraya Knight was worthless and needed to be banned for life and that Paige was a joke of a champion and it was a fluke she lost the belt to Stephanie McMahon, but she is kind of disgusted at what Eva Marie is trying to do. A title belt of any kind is a thing that a Diva should be proud of, and she's fighting so hard to win the Cruiserweight Title because of what an honor it'd be to hold it- but Eva Marie wants to take that honor and hand it to Stephanie McMahon if she wins? She believes Stephanie McMahon is the greatest role model of the Divas too and deserves to be Divas' Champion, but she thinks Eva Marie needs to be put in her place for being willing to go after a title only to surrender it to someone else. Jericho claimed what's different from what she wanted Solomon Crowe to do, and Charlotte smiled and said 'it's different because it's ME getting the advantage, duh...' In the ring, Paige and Brie put on a decent match, with Paige taking the advantage. PTO followed as Paige got a victory. Paige celebrated...just as a video for the Returning Kings started airing... The main event had a big contract signing, as Triple H led Antonio Cesaro and John Cena to the ring to sign their contract for their Hell in a Cell match. Paul Heyman took Cena's side and said, as the advocate for John Cena, he had to make sure this contract was legally binding. Triple H said it doesn't matter what Heyman thinks- these are the only ways he'll allow Cesaro and Cena to fight at Hell in a Cell. Paul Heyman said that this contract says they can't lay their hands on each other until Hell in a Cell, and Triple H said that's standard procedure to make sure these two don't kill each other beforehand. John Cena said that ain't happening- your contract ain't gonna stop him from doing what's right. If you say he can't kick Cesaro's ass in front of each and every member of the WWE Universe and give the people what they paid to see...Cena smirked and said he'd have NO PROBLEM getting a kitchen knife at any K-Mart in the country- there's your plug, boys! Shop K-Mart Smart- and shank Cesaro in the parking lot like Jesus and Carlito pulled on him to let Cena give the only example of more respect than Antonio Cesaro deserves when he leaves him to die like a dog. Cesaro tried jumping at Cena, as Triple H informed them if they don't live by these rules, then they will NOT get their shot at Hell in a Cell. Cesaro looked and said 'I sign this, ANYTHING goes in the Cell?' Triple H said 'go wild', as Cesaro signed it. Cena looked and said 'Cesaro, you're a dead man", as Cena signed it- and the two glared at each other as the show ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:30:58 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, October 10: Smackdown started up with a pretty...well, I guess it's not a big match, as The Hart Dynasty took on the former Tag Team Champions in Marellions of Dollars. Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith punished the former champs, using their far better teamwork to try and punish the two. Darren Young fought back, attacking David Hart Smith. Young went for the Gut Check- but Tyson Kidd tried attacking Young from behind. The Cobra struck Kidd, taking him out of the match as Young got the pinfall. After the match, the team celebrated as John Bradshaw Layfield talked about tonight's main event- where Evolution's said if Hideo Itami wants his match, he'll have to start tonight and beat Cody Rhodes in the main event. The Big Show's protege, Colin Cassady, had a big matchup against the Intellectual Savior for the Masses, Damien Sandow. Sandow cut a promo about how he claimed for all the size and mass of the Neanderthal Big Show, he had nowhere near the brains Sandow did. With his intellect joined by Cassady's size, strength, speed, and ability, they could stand aloft the WWE and bring the masses true worthiness. Cassady thought about the use of a genius like Sandow's help- but then realized that you can be taught intelligence, but Cassady is seven feet tall, and you can't teach 'dat. Chokeslam, and Sandow was dispatched easily. Backstage, Jey Uso and Naomi were talking about what happened on Monday, when The Wyatt Family challenged The Usos and Roman Reigns to a Betrayal match. Naomi said even if her men Miguel Khalifa and Titus O'Neil were fighting them tonight- they know that she's still rooting for them to beat the Wyatts. Jey Uso agreed, saying Wyatt's claims were worthless. Roman Reigns is their cousin, they trust him implicitly- and they're twin brothers, more than any Wyatt Family member could be. That's why even if Naomi's got this change of attitude- Jey still likes her. She's Jimmy's wife, so she knows just how close he and Jimmy are, and nothing will change it. They're on the same page, and anything else is just mindgames by the Wyatts. Naomi nodded, then wished Jey good luck before hugging him- as Titus O'Neil saw the two talking. Titus argued with Jey as Naomi said it was nothing, before Titus cracked Jey Uso with a vicious right and sent him down before their match.
In the ring, Jimmy Uso waited for his partner, who was still out from the attack Titus O'Neil made before the match. This led Jimmy to have to try and fight the might of Titus O'Neil and Miguel Khalifa by himself. The two had a vicious two-on-one attack, but Naomi turned to Cameron, as they both shouted to their clients in the ring. The request by Naomi led to the two choosing to honor tag team rules, which helped Uso get back in the match. However, this still led to a problem, as the two's styles were so different Jimmy Uso couldn't get into a rhythm. Clash of the Titus followed, as Titus O'Neil got a big win. After the match, Titus and Khalifa celebrated as Jey Uso ran down to the ring, too late for the match to help. Jimmy Uso looked towards his brother, who shrugged and mouthed 'Sorry- he knocked me out- what could I do?' as the show went to break. The Cruiserweight Title was on the line as Solomon Crowe defended the title against the gentleman pugilist of the Vaudevillains, Simon Gotch. Gotch tried a number of attempted strongman tactics against Crowe, who was able to match it up with some more modern, vicious attacks. Crowe tried to fight back, doing far better against the hacker than anyone thought he could. Aiden English was at his side cheering his teammate on, keeping the Code of Solomon at bay so his partner had a chance at a miracle. Crowe fought back, punishing Gotch, then locking in a Stretch Muffler to get the win and the title. Crowe celebrated as The Vaudevillains put their dukes up as the show went to break. 3MB was in the ring pantomiming for the fans to a chorus of boos. Bad News Barrett's podium rose as Barrett claimed that last week, 3MB shamed and mocked a dear friend for putting everything he had into his country and taking out Alexander Rusev and Dennis Rodman, the person who the world must ally to destroy. You thought you had won last week, and Barrett can agree mocking and making fun of Heath Slater is one of the simplest joys in his life - BUT HE'S AFRAID HE'S GOT SOME BAD NEWS. Unfortunately, the only person in this world who has the honor of treating Heath Slater like a whipping boy and making fun of him is Barrett himself. Rodman's Second-World Tour has awakened a sleeping giant- the most brutal, most dominant sleeping giant in WWE history. The Nexus are going to take them out- but after four years of dormancy, The Nexus might be a little rusty- and their actions last week have led 3MB to gladly volunteer for them to get the rust off. Heath Slater headed down the ramp as Bad News Barrett met him, then the two headed to the ring and attacked Domino and Jimmy Yang. Domino and Yang fought, they tried to attack...but yeah, the Nexus just reformed and don't reform for any old reason. Squash match followed, as Bad News Barrett got a Bullhammer on Domino, then allowed Slater to finish Jimmy Yang with the Smash Hit for the big victory. Slater air-guitared over 3MB's bodies as Barrett celebrated to the fans. Divas' action followed as Paige took on Charlotte. Before the match, Stephanie McMahon and Eva Marie came to the ring and watched, talking about how Paige should be learning to train herself for Hell in a Cell. While Charlotte has a good reason to want to win a title, she's said she's too good for the Divas' Title if she wants to be a Cruiserweight Champion- and when she wins the belt, Stephanie will expect that belt on her desk just like her personal assistant, Eva Marie, is willing to do. Paige, on the other hand, should do the right thing and train for Eva Marie- and lay down and lose, like she has to do at Hell in a Cell if she wants her mother, Saraya Knight, to win her WWE contract. Stephanie assumes that if Paige wins and keeps the title- to prove a championship is more important than her family...that'll break her mother's heart to know just where she stands. She'll probably lose her family's support forever if she does something hateful like this...but if a woman like Paige hates women everywhere by actually taking the Divas' Championship from her in the biggest fluke in pro wrestling history, then this is par for the course for her. This pissed off both Paige and Charlotte, as they decided to fight each other. Both tore into the other, putting on a very good match that neither one could get an advantage in. The words Stephanie McMahon said inspired both, as neither one was willing to stop for the other's benefit. Charlotte went for the Figure-Four Leglock, but Paige fought to the ropes, then as Charlotte tried for a five-count, Paige climbed to the middle rope with her hands, finally making it to her feet- then reversed it into the PTO. Charlotte tapped out, giving Paige the victory. Paige and Charlotte looked at each other. Charlotte offered a handshake, which Paige accepted- only for Charlotte to cheap shot her and give a "WOOOOO!" to the crowd before a Returning Kings video aired. In the main event, Mr. Money in the Bank Cody Rhodes took on Hideo Itami. Ted DiBiase, Randy Orton, and Triple H moved in on Itami, trying to help Rhodes get through the match- but Itami had help from Goldust, who kept attacking the people on the outside. Itami used his style of kick to punish Rhodes, but Goldust was soon being overpowered by the three on the outside. This allowed Cody to get the offensive with his help. Ted DiBiase got the briefcase into Cody, but Itami deflected it. Cody went for the attack, only for Itami to hit the Go 2 Sleep on Cody, then send him onto the briefcase for a second shot. Itami covered to get the win and his match. Triple H clapped and said fine, you win. What do you want- a shot at Solomon Crowe? It's yours. Hideo Itami said- titles are one thing, but if he doesn't dispatch your evil, he'll never get his FAIR shot. He wants Triple H, in the ring, to take him out for good. Triple H said if he wants that, then he needs a big match to show he's good enough for The Game. So, he won't get it. Yet. He wants Triple H, he'll have a match against Randy Orton...inside HELL IN A CELL.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:33:21 GMT -5
Raw, October 13. Raw started out with a battle between brutal, soulless fighters the likes of which have never been seen, as Sheamus took on Heath Slater. The Great White took on the Nexus's veteran rocker, Sheamus clearly getting an advantage due to the whole "He's Heath Slater" thing. The Nexus tried to help Slater, but Sheamus made a move towards them to make it clear they would be in for the fight of their life as Slater waved them off as well. The match seemed to be a squash- but it started to change as 3MB made their way to ringside. Domino and Jimmy Yang tried to distract Slater as Ariel tried using her feminine wiles on Sheamus- but Sheamus tried keeping them out of the way. Domino attacked Slater as Sheamus went for a Brogue Kick...but just then, Finn Balor hit Sheamus with the United States Title from behind as he and 3MB attacked both men. Balor claimed that these three people are some of the most dominant wrestlers of their time, but they were hindered by a fake one man rock band like Heath Slater. To succeed, they needed the help of a REAL RockNRolla' like only Finn Balor could give them- and what was a worthless group like a 3 Man Band will be restored to become a 3 Man Bullet. The Nexus rushed out to try and save Slater as the show went to break. In singles action, Big Show led his protege, Colin Cassady, to the ring for a big match against Jey Uso. Jey went out against Cassady trying to throw everything he had at the seven-footer, trying to chop him down with some superkicks. Unfortunately, Colin Cassady is seven foot tall, and I do believe you can't teach dat. Jey Uso did get a big fight going, giving Big Cass the biggest test in his career to date. Big Show tried to fight back, trying to help, but Jimmy Uso was right there to help his brother. Uso went for a big superkick on Big Show, but Show moved out of the way and Jey Uso got hammered. Colin Cassady got the chokeslam on Uso, getting the big victory. After the match, The Usos argued with each other- as Bray Wyatt showed up on the TitanTron, solely saying "It Begins..." Evolution continued their attack for the benefit of Charlotte, as Ted DiBiase took on Hideo Itami. Before the match, Randy Orton came to the ring and declared himself special referee for the match- and what was a tough battle for Itami became impossible. DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, and Charlotte jumped Itami, brutalizing him with everything they had. A series of briefcase shots were made on Itami, as the Evolution members jumped the Japanese superstar and ran roughshod on them. Cody Rhodes tried to put the briefcase to the ground, but Goldust attacked to save Itami and take Cody out of the matchup. Hideo Itami fought back with some big, stiff kicks on DiBiase and Rhodes, but once he tried for a kick on Charlotte, Randy Orton disqualified him immediately for daring to raise his leg against her. Hideo Itami argued with Orton- and an RKO out of nowhere ended that argument. The dream match potential of Nexus vs. Shield...had a partial bonus this week, as Seth Rollins fought Bad News Barrett. The crowd was excited for both guys, with Rollins selling Barrett's attacks like he had been shot. Barrett tried to put Rollins away, but Rollins had just too much to go out too easily. Dean Ambrose tried fighting from the outside, which helped scatter most of the other Nexus members. Rollins went for a Curb Stomp, but Barrett reversed out. Rollins tried to fight, going right into a Bullhammer for the victory. After the match, Lana headed out to the ring and talked about how this was typical for the Western world- they have too much in-fighting between themselves to even risk fighting the real powers of the world. Much like Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un can be allies together for the goal of taking out both the United States and the United Kingdom, so too will Alexander Rusev and Dennis Rodman destroy The Nexus for good. Bad News Barrett said that was fine- BUT HE'S AFRAID HE'S GOT SOME BAD NEWS- They can fight the Nexus at Hell in a Cell, and Rusev will taste his first loss.
Veronica Lane was backstage for an interview with John Cena- but Paul Heyman took the mic and said that tonight, Triple H and The Authority did what was no longer best for business. The Authority knows that after Paul Heyman announced that his client, Brock Lesnar will hold the title for the rest of this contract, and then intends to retire as champion forever- they want to punish Paul Heyman Guys who have nothing to do with this. That's why tonight, he's daring to do that little game Vince McMahon always tried and has two guys who don't like each other team up and fight the WWE Tag Team Champions - oooh, how will they coexist? It's so kooky how these two can be tag team champions together? John Cena took the mic and said that he's going to go out there tonight under protest from The Authority- but he wants to make one thing clear. If Triple H thinks the Tag Titles will keep John Cena from wanting Antonio Cesaro dead, it won't work. John Cena's the best in this business- he himself is better than any two men in the WWE- but if they lose, he'll be more than happy to throw the tag titles in the trash rather than dignify teaming with Antonio Cesaro after this.
Tag team action followed as Marellions of Dollars took on Erick Rowan and Luke Harper of the Wyatt Family. The dominance of Rowan and Harper didn't seem to be on par in this match, as Santino Marella and Darren Young took the advantage. Young fought with more brutality than he had in a while with the reformation of The Nexus, being able to take on the group well. Santino Marella was tagged in, as Luke Harper was able to dominate him. Harper went for the kill, but Erick Rowan made a blind tag to Harper. Harper didn't see the tag as Rowan headed in- only for Santino to have The Cobra strike on Rowan for the pinfall. After the match, Luke Harper argued with Erick Rowan, as Roman Reigns showed up on the Titantron and asked "...what was that you were saying Bray? It begins? Handle your own house first. Believe THAT." The Divas' Championship Committee of Eva Marie and Charlotte took on Paige and her good friend, Bayley- but before the match, Stephanie McMahon headed out to the ring and informed Charlotte that if she continues going against the plans of Eva Marie to surrender the belt to Stephanie, that could become insubordination and she will be punished for it. Stephanie McMahon is a shining beacon for all women throughout the world, as living proof that they can have it all in life, and she deserves any and all championships. Charlotte's biggest challenge is not Hideo Itami or Solomon Crowe if she wants to be a female Cruiserweight Champion, but Stephanie herself, who doesn't just deserve to be the Cruiserweight Champion- she deserves to have Brock Lesnar hand her the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Charlotte tried to defer to Stephanie, who said that her match tonight has been replaced by an equivalent opponent- as Alicia Fox took her place. this might have been a bad move, as Bayley systematically took Alicia Fox apart. Alicia fought back, but Bayley got in control: EAT. SLEEP. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. Bayley tagged in Paige, who hit the Ram-Paige on Fox for the big victory. Bayley hugged Paige in celebration- as Stephanie said to enjoy it now while waiting for your dear mother, Saraya Knight, to get her contract. See, Eva Marie will be ready for you at Hell in a Cell...but since she plans to surrender the title to me after the match, once your mother has her contract...Eva Marie will be the defending champion who lost the belt, NOT Paige- so when Stephanie McMahon has her title again, Paige will lose her rematch clause. Paige looked towards Stephanie McMahon as a video for the Returning Kings aired. John Cena took on The Nexus for the Tag Titles again...well, it's now Cena allied with Paul Heyman, and Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel were pretty popular with the fans...but I guess it's the same thing, so run with it. Antonio Cesaro tried to start the match, but Cena refused to tag Cesaro in as Curtis Axel and Connor O'Brian attacked Cesaro from the outside. Cena kept fighting the tag champions, who showed how great their teamwork was, able to dazzle Cena with some great high-flying maneuvers. Cesaro tried to fight the might of Axel and Cesaro to get himself in the match, but even if he did Cena probably wouldn't have tagged him in. Cena fought back, grabbing both Neville and Gabriel, then hitting the Spoiler Alert for 10 rotations- a move getting even the now anti-Cena crowd to give a cheer. Double AA followed, but this couldn't put away Neville and Gabriel. Cena got double-teamed by the two as Cesaro was at the tag ropes with his hand out for a tag. With his better interest out, Cena tried for the tag- but Cesaro dropped his hand and Cena noticed Cesaro wasn't holding the tag rope. What he was holding in that other hand was Cena's chain wrapped around it. With the chain right there, Cesaro punched Cena out, allowing the champs to capitalize. 450 splash/Red Arrow connected, and the champs had a huge victory. Neville and Gabriel celebrated- as Cena's allies Axel and O'Brian attacked them and left them down. Cena motioned to Cesaro as the show ended...
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:37:05 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, October 17. Smackdown began with more proof Smackdown is one of the biggest shows on Friday nights- as Evolution came to the ring. Evolution talked about how it seemed that even if Daniel Bryan's been taken out of this industry, probably for good, too many people seem to have taken up his mantel and think they deserve to be more than the worthless, B+ Players they are. The whole Cruiserweight Division, be it people like Solomon Crowe or people like Hideo Itami, think they're good enough to be in the same ring with someone like Charlotte- who's more than just an A+ for Divas, she's an A+ for wrestlers. Considering most Divas don't even merit a rating, that says how great she is- and once Eva Marie ends this little fluke title reign for Paige and gives the Divas' Title back to Stephanie McMahon where it belongs, it'll all be over for good. Then, you have Mr. Money in the Bank Cody Rhodes. This man is the future of this business- and now Goldust thinks that the past belongs above the future. Instead of kickstarting a career, they want to give an old man one moment to pretend he mattered in this business- and that's not best for business, no matter what people want to claim. This brought out Hideo Itami and Goldust, as Goldust took the mic. Goldust said that for all the things Evolution claim they had- it seems like their potential is just a word for not having done anything yet. Triple H is one of the greatest in this business. Randy Orton, the Face of the WWE, has become one of the top stars in this business- but Charlotte, Ted DiBiase, and Cody Rhodes? They haven't done anything yet- nothing more than people like them have done, at least. Goldust knows how great Evolution has been...but the more he looks, the more this seems like Evolution is just Legacy with a fresh coat of paint. And Goldust, Hideo Itami- they'll take their chances against Legacy any day. Cody Rhodes was pissed and said "let's see if we're just some joke- you've done NOTHING!", as Goldust said "Correction. I've done nothing. YET. But at Hell in a Cell in nine days, I'll have done something big- I'll be Mr. Money in the Bank, and THEN people will remember the name...GOLDUST." Backstage, Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel were getting ready for their match- as 3 Man Bullet struck. Domino and Jimmy Yang beat down Justin Gabriel as Finn Balor and Adrian Neville fought each other. Darren Young and Heath Slater checked on Gabriel as the show went to the ring... The members of 3 Man Bullet were in the ring, gloating about what they just did as Bad News Barrett and Adrian Neville of the Nexus were forced to scatter for a new partner. Finn Balor said that it looks like the Nexus may have too many superfluous members- but 3 Man Bullet has more weaponry. Bad News Barrett said they did well against Justin Gabriel, yes- BUT HE'S AFRAID HE'S GOT SOME BAD NEWS! See, they found someone all too willing to help them tonight- as Sheamus took hold and made a beeline for Finn Balor. Balor tried to get to his partners, sending Domino in against the might of the Great White. Sheamus tried attacking him, shouting 'COWARD!' towards Balor. Sheamus tagged in Neville- but then Balor tagged himself in and started punishing the tag champion, mocking Sheamus as he did. Neville tagged in Bad News Barrett, who punished Balor with vicious strikes. Barrett hit the Bullhammer, then motioned to the fans, who chose Sheamus. Barrett tagged Sheamus in- as Balor tagged Jimmy Yang in to eat Brogue Kick, for the three count. Sheamus pointed towards Balor and said "Hell in a Cell, Fella!" Backstage, Tyson Kidd had his headphones on as he was getting ready. Bianca Ferrari headed up to him and said that she was watching "Total Divas" and saw the problems he and Natalya were having- and she's never been with a reality TV star before. She wanted to know if Tyson Kidd was ready to lose the toad and get with the princess. Tyson Kidd looked her over and said he might be interested- as Natalya showed up. Natalya started arguing with Ferrari, saying he was her man and she wasn't letting him go. Tyson said it was no problem, she made the move on him, it was no problem- but then, Zack Ryder, Enzo Amore, The Big O, and Mike Chiappetta attacked Kidd. Kidd fought back, as all four started arguing. This led to a mixed tag team match between Tyson and Natalya vs. Bianca and Zack. Tyson and Natalya, on paper, would have had the advantage- but the argument between the two of them seemed to derail any hopes of that. Even with this, Natalya was still in control against Ferrari, punishing her with everything she had as Ferrari tried to match up with Natalya's technical ability. Ferrari was almost out, but she managed to tag Zack Ryder in, giving her a reprieve. Ryder took the advantage, finally hitting the Rough Ryder and Broski Boot on Tyson Kidd for the big victory. The Four Broskis joined the two to celebrate- leading into a Returning Kings video. In singles action, Santino Marella was the next opponent to take on the red-hot Colin Cassady. Cassady's mentor, The Big Show, was at his side as Santino looked at the opponent- then took The Cobra out and tried for one big knockout blow. Cassady grabbed the cobra, then tried pushing it towards Santino, who fought back from it. Santino wavered, trying to get it to go through- but finally the Cobra struck Santino. Cassady was in control, punishing Santino with some vicious attacks, finally hitting a Chokeslam on Santino for the victory. After the match, Big Show headed into the ring and took Big Cass's side, saying now, he's ready to join him. The entire tag team division is on notice- we're not messing around with anything. Adrian Neville, Justin Gabriel- you're a great tag team...but shine the belts up- they're coming for them. Singles action happened for no real reason, as the rookie Ricky Slate took on David Hart Smith of the Hart Dynasty. While it seems to be a completely random match, it had its own charm...I guess...eh, who am I kidding it's a thrown-together match and saying otherwise is just insulting your intelligence. Ricky Slate hits the Bottom Rung and gets the win. Slate high-fived fans celebrating his big victory...yeah, yeah, it was what it was. Divas' action followed, as the number one contender...technically, given her plans to surrender the Divas' Title- in Eva Marie, took on Brie Bella. Brie was furious about Eva Marie's lack of respect for the Divas' Title, and brought Brie Mode all over Eva Marie in the ring. (Whether or not this was her fury or she just got really, really drunk before the match remains to be seen.) Brie hit the Knee Plus on Eva Marie, did a "YES!" chant, then went for the YES Lock on Eva Marie, who grabbed the ropes. Brie Bella kept the hold locked in, but Stephanie McMahon demanded a disqualification. Nikki Bella screamed that she had until five, only for Stephanie to count onetwothreefourfive super quickly, then demanded the bell for Eva Marie's win. Eva Marie struggled, then took Stephanie's side as Stephanie did a "YES!" chant to Brie Bella as the Bellas were furious. In the Main Event, Antonio Cesaro took on Mr. Money in the Bank Cody Rhodes. Before the match, Cody had Evolution take his side- only for Cesaro to call out Goldust, Hideo Itami, and the Code of Solomon to take his side. The six people's might helped Evolution stand down, allowing Cesaro to get a fair fight on Cody Rhodes. Cesaro took the advantage on Goldust, and went for a Cesaro Swing- but Cody Rhodes kicked away and got a low blow before he could fight for it. Rhodes took an advantage, with Charlotte trying to get the briefcase to Rhodes- but Jaz Fawkes attacked her and deflected it. Cesaro kicked the briefcase away as Cody tried fighting back. Cesaro went for the Neutralizer- but John Cena came from under the ring and clocked Cesaro from behind with the briefcase. Cody Rhodes had his spot, and hit the Disaster Kick on Cesaro for the win. After the match, Cody celebrated, then joined Cena for the attack- only for Goldust to save Cesaro as the show ended.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:42:22 GMT -5
RAW, October 20: The Rodman Second-World Tour had its own band to follow, as Finn Balor of 3MB and Alexander Rusev teamed up to fight their respective opponents at Hell in a Cell, Bad News Barrett and Sheamus. Barrett attacked Balor with everything he had, trying to put himself in the hunt for a future United States Title shot. Balor tried countering with some vicious moves, calling 'BRING SHEAMUS IN!' as the crowd booed. 3MB tried following Balor to attack Sheamus, but The Nexus attacked for the save on them. With this in play, Sheamus was tagged in by Barrett- but Balor tagged Rusev in as the crowd booed. RUSEV CRUSH, RUSEV DESTROY, Rusev made Sheamus humble for the tapout. Rusev kept the attack going as Dennis Rodman posed for the crowd- then slapped Sheamus to their boos- just as Bad News Barrett hit the Bullhammer on Rusev. The Nexus celebrated as Michael Cole, JBL, and Chris Jericho announced the Hell in a Cell card, announcing that there would be a huge 15-team Tag Team Turmoil match for a number one contender's shot at the WWE Tag Team Titles- and on the Hell in a Cell Pre-show, Finn Balor would finally face Sheamus for the United States Championship. The next match was built to be part of the big 15-team tag team turmoil, as four of the teams in the match were given a chance to fight for preferred seating in the match, with the winner being the final team in Turmoil. Taking this opportunity were the established teams of The Hart Dynasty and Four Broskis members Enzo Amore and The Big O, followed by the relatively new pairings of Big Show and Colin Cassady and the uber-self obsessed pair of Tyler Breeze and The Miz. Enzo Amore tried going into his spiel, but Big Show clocked him with a Knockout Punch as the match began. The match almost became a game of keepaway from the seven-footers, as the three smaller teams tried keeping them out of the matchup. David Hart Smith managed to hum a few bars for the power, punishing both teams with a number of serious attacks. Seeing no other option as Smith tried attacking him, Tyler Breeze tagged Colin Cassady in- and he proved that he, yes, is seven foot tall, and no, you can't teach dat. Big chokeslam to Smith followed, as Big Show and Big Cass got the catbird seat, guaranteed to be the final team in Tag Team Turmoil. The teams celebrated, as a video for The Returning Kings aired. The Wyatt Family and The Usos had a big matchup in what is guaranteed to be one of these two former Tag Team Champions' final match as a unit- but backstage, it looked like they'd have some semblance of a fair fight, as the backstage area cut to Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns in a huge brawl backstage. Inside the ring, both teams had meshed well and tried to keep the other team out of their element. The Wyatt Family had the advantage, but The Usos could get into it by having their own little superkick party- but Jey Uso accidentally kicked Jimmy Uso. Luke Harper got Jimmy Uso into a sit-out powerbomb, but Erick Rowan went for an avalanche on Jey Uso and hit Luke Harper. Both teams argued with their partner, then all four walked off as the referee called for a double countout. The Wyatt Family's troubles had to be forgotten about quickly as Kevin Owens had a big match with Santino Marella. Marella tried to fight back against the might of Owens- but Owens may not have had the entire family with him- but Dylan Vachon was still enough to take the veteran off his game. Marella tried pulling out the Cobra to try and get one knockout blow- but Kevin Owens was able to take the advantage and keep that blow from happening. A series of vicious powerbombs followed as Kevin Owens got an easy win. Marella tried fighting back, but Owens and Vachon punished him, then kneeled over him and raised their hands to the crowd. The Bo-Liever Bus showed up as Essa Rios and Elijah Burke of the Bo-Lievers had a big matchup with the red-hot American Outlaws. Scott Dawson fired his cap guns as Garrett Dylan and Kendall Skye high-fived the fans- only for Bo Dallas to take Dawson's cap guns and saying that guns make them a bad example for all the fans in this crowd. They need to think about the children in this audience and make sure they don't do anything that makes them bad role models. Firing cap guns, drinking too much- they're all ways they show they can't be trusted to care about the children. But one day, they could learn how to do that- all they have to do is Bo-Lieve. The American Outlaws were angry and went after their opponents- but Rios and Burke had a big advantage on the younger team and took the fight to them. A surprising squash occurred, as the tag team punished Garrett Dylan relentlessly. Elijah Express on Dylan, followed by a Moonsault, and Essa Rios and Elijah Burke got what had to be considered an upset. The Bo-Lievers did a victory lap in celebration as the show went backstage... ...where Paige was preparing for her big mixed-tag team main event. Paige looked worried- as Antonio Cesaro headed over and told her to get her head in the game. Charlotte and Randy Orton are a bit tougher than anything Eva Marie or Stephanie McMahon could do to her- he picked her as a partner because he believed she could handle them. Paige said it's easier said than done- this match on Sunday's getting in her head- if she loses the title, her mother gets a WWE contract, but Stephanie will be champion again and she'll never receive a rematch- but if she beats Eva Marie, then her mother will be banned for life from the WWE. Antonio Cesaro shook his head and told her these things happen all the time. Sometimes, people get put in a sadistic choice like that. Look at his problem. He was the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. He had to go into a match with Brock Lesnar, after Randy Orton punished him in a vicious match beforehand. And even after having to deal with both of those people and giving Brock Lesnar the WWE World Heavyweight Championship after he destroyed him, that caused John Cena to go insane with rage because he just can't forgive Cesaro for losing one match. Paige tried to protest as Cesaro kept going. Right now, Cesaro feels Paige is the best Diva in the company and you'll only get better with time. With how young you are and how talented you are, you're the first Diva Cesaro thinks has potential to one day be the first woman to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. But if you throw the match to give your mother a contract? John Cena said it about him when he lost to Brock Lesnar, and it wasn't true for him- but if Paige openly throws that match, it WOULD BE for her. You won't be the best Divas' prospect ever, you won't be the best Diva in the world today...you'll just be the bitch who handed the WWE Divas' Title back to Stephanie McMahon. Paige said she knows all of that, and she knows that she can't give Stephanie the title, but Antonio Cesaro didn't have this problem when he lost to Brock Lesnar. This is a real problem for her for what to pick. Cesaro said "I guess I can't help you- maybe my personal guest tonight can." Just then, Saraya Knight entered the dressing room to cheers- as Knight slapped Paige in the face. Knight said she does want to be a WWE Diva more than anything- but she thought that she taught Paige better than THIS. If Paige dared throw a match and throw the WWE Divas' Title away for her to get a contract, it'd slap me in the face and go against everything her family taught her since the moment she was a child. She would NEVER accept a contract for the WWE if she knew it meant Paige threw a match, threw away her Divas' Championship- and gave STEPHANIE MCMAHON back the title. Paige protested that it was just to help her get the title, as Saraya glared at her. They had problems with Stephanie McMahon for months now- since Paige came to the WWE, in fact. They both know how Stephanie is as a person by now, so Saraya had to ask- do you REALLY think Stephanie McMahon will actually give her the contract if Paige threw the match on Sunday? They KNOW how Stephanie is- it's far, far, FAR more likely that Stephanie McMahon would immediately fire Paige the second the belt was hers for daring to be Divas' Champion at one point than it is that Stephanie would give Saraya Knight a contract. Saraya said to fight Eva Marie like you know you can. You lose, you lose, you WIN, you win...but don't throw the match on HER account. Paige seemed a lot more comfortable, then stood up and headed to the ring.
In the main event, Evolution members Randy Orton and Charlotte took on Antonio Cesaro and Paige. Charlotte and Orton took the advantage, with Charlotte bringing the fight to Paige with everything she had. Paige tried to tag out to Cesaro as the referee forced Charlotte out, but Charlotte demanded to be allowed to face Cesaro. The ref tried counting- but Charlotte clocked the referee and started attacking Cesaro with everything she had. Cesaro took it for a little bit- but a low blow by Charlotte made Cesaro say 'you want in?' as she kept saying "Bring it." Cesaro said "Don't say I didn't warn you", as Cesaro began grappling with Charlotte with everything he had. Charlotte tried for the fight, but Cesaro got a double-leg takedown, then signalled for the Cesaro Swing for 25 rotations. Charlotte had nothing left as Cesaro covered as the referee woke up, then got the pinfall. Cesaro helped Charlotte up, then tried to shake her hand, as Charlotte hit his hand and stormed off, only for Orton to join her. Cesaro and Paige shook hands as the show ended...
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:43:44 GMT -5
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:46:43 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN: October 24. Smackdown started...oh, hopefully people will get a chance to come in late for this, as Hideo Itami had a microphone. Itami stammered, trying to talk about all the problems that Evolution gave him when he tried to win the WWE Cruiserweight Title. He knew Solomon Crowe was a fighting champion who would give him a chance whenever he asked- but there are more important things than any title. There's taking out Evolution for good. At Hell in a Cell- he has to go into a tough match and take on Randy Orton. If he wins, it will be the biggest win in his career- and if he does, he wants Triple H. He will destroy Triple H, and he will take Triple H's power away from him. Triple H has the money- Hideo Itami will get money. Triple H has the WWE- Hideo Itami will take WWE. Triple H has power- Hideo Itami has kick. Solomon Crowe took his WWE Cruiserweight Championship and put it on the line against Sami Zayn. As the match began, Charlotte was seen at ringside for the match, talking about how Hideo Itami's claims may be great. If he wants to fight Triple H, it's his own funeral- to her, it just takes one challenger out of the way. Solomon Crowe can't duck her forever, she WILL have her shot, and she will get the Cruiserweight Championship she's entitled to get as a Flair to prove she's the greatest rookie Diva in WWE today. In the ring, Zayn took the attack to Crowe, using a number of amazing offensive moves to nearly take the title. Crowe could fight back, brutalizing Zayn with some vicious assaults. Stretch Muffler followed as Zayn tapped out hard. After the match, Charlotte tried to attack Crowe- only for Jaz Fawkes to run her off. ( Tag Team action happened on the verge of the big Tag Team Turmoil match, as Marellions of Dollars took on the team of Big Show and his protege, Colin Cassady. Marellions of Dollars tried fighting back with everything they had against the mammoth men, but Big Show and Big Cass were both over seven foot tall, and you can't teach dat. The fight was hard, but in the end, stereo Chokeslams followed as Big Show and Big Cass got another big victory. The announcers said both teams would be in the Tag Team Turmoil match, and WWE.com should have a full list of teams that have entered the Tag Turmoil match after Smackdown tonight. Big Show and Big Cass celebrated, as a video for The Returning Kings aired. The one thing better than two Divas going head to head is tag team Divas' action- and the only thing better than that is when some bring friends along. That was the case as the Divas' Championship Committee members Eva Marie and Alicia Fox went up against Bayley and Alexa Bliss- with their good friend, Divas' Champion Paige, at ringside to give them moral support. Stephanie McMahon wasn't there to keep watch on her top assistants, as Alicia brought a major attack on Alexa. Alexa tried fighting back, as suddenly the TitanTron seemed to go weird, not showing footage of the action to the fans in the arena. The Divas didn't notice it, as Alexa made a tag to Bayley. Bayley was a house afire on the two: EAT. SLEEP. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT.HUG. REPEAT. HUG. REPEAT... ...but before Bayley could go for the kill, the screen changed over to two shadowy figures on white horses riding towards the screen. As the horses got there, a voice screamed out: "THE KINGS HAVE RETURNED!" Just then, a CFO$-ized cover of "No More Mr. Nice Guy" hit as DynamicSensation and Donny Sparkle rushed into the ring and started attacking everyone in the match. Eva Marie fled the ring, leaving Alicia Fox in the ring to attack- or to the wolves. Bayley tried to attack DynamicSensation, but was hit with a big spinebuster for her troubles. Alexa Bliss tried to attack Donny Sparkle, but was hit with an Implant Buster (which Josh Mathews claimed he called the "Sonic Rainboom") to leave her out, as DynamicSensation went to the top for a top rope leg drop (that Mathews claimed he called 'The Happening'.) Paige tried to protect her friends, punching and kicking at the new team- but DynamicSensation grabbed her and tried to pick her up in a Fireman's Carry (as Josh Mathews sounded disgusted, screaming 'Oh no, he's got her up for the Kingslayer!") - only for Donny Sparkle to crack her with a loaded plushie to send her out. The Returning Kings stood above the three Divas as the crowd gave a chorus of boos to the new team. DynamicSensation said that it was time for them to quit being just your everyday nice guy and to become kings- to take whatever they want, when they want, and not care about what people think of them. Alicia Fox stirred, and tried to attack from behind- only for Donny Sparkle to see her. Sparkle threw Fox to DynamicSensation, as he put her up for a Fireman's Carry- then dropped to one knee before driving Alicia Fox down onto his knee for a vicious backbreaker before pressing on her legs and arms, hitting the Kingslayer this time. DynamicSensation left Alicia Fox to go limp as the crowd started booing them louder and throwing garbage at the two. EMTs tried to help Alicia Fox out as DynamicSensation said that this is what happens to anyone, man or woman, who get in their way until they get what they deserve. Donny Sparkle finished by saying they didn't lay waste to these girls because they hate them, it's all about ethics in professional wrestling. The crowd gave the two atomic heat and a garbage shower as they walked backstage, with EMTs trying to help the people still in the ring. Backstage, Veronica Lane was so shocked at what she saw, she was left unable to get her call to Ricky Slate. Slate tried to pick up- saying he was originally going to come out here and talk about Bray Wyatt, but he's rattled right now. What those two did out there was disgusting and had no place...well, anywhere. The biggest regret is that somehow people think a pro wrestling ring is a place where anything goes- well, what the Returning Kings just did doesn't go in his world. Slate said if they want a fight- if they think they're real men, pick on someone their own size like him- but that'd be something a real man would do, so he doubts two worthless sacks of crap like them would ever take that challenge. Slate said he's sorry to Lane, but he can't even think straight right now- he's going out there, and he'll treat Bray Wyatt like he wants to treat those two tonight. This led to Slate having a big matchup with Bray Wyatt...and maybe he really wasn't thinking straight in the match. Or maybe Bray Wyatt is just that dominating a figure. Wyatt beat Slate from pillar to post in the match, with a series of brutal assaults. Ricky Slate tried fighting back, trying to hit any move he could on Wyatt and trying to hold his own- but where Bray Wyatt goes, The Wyatt Family followed. Luke Harper, Dylan Vachon, and Kevin Owens attacked Slate, then picked him up as Bray Wyatt hit Sister Abigail on Slate- as the lights went off. Just then, some lights went on, as The Usos were motioning as if they were doing the Haka behind Roman Reigns, who merely said... "We're here, Babygurl." The lights went back on, as Roman Reigns and The Usos attacked The Wyatt Family, as the group got in a vicious brawl with them. In the main event, the two faces of the last decade of sports entertainment, John Cena and Randy Orton, took on the leaders of the new school of the WWE- Antonio Cesaro and Hideo Itami. Before the match, Triple H said this match would protect everyone involved for Sunday, so it would take place under mixed tag team rules. This led to a dream match on two sides of the planet, as Hideo Itami went head to head with John Cena. Itami tried kicking some sense into John Cena, trying to chop him down to size. Itami went for a Go 2 Sleep on Cena, but Cena easily reversed out of it. Cena got an advantage, then went for the tag on Orton, trying to weaken Cesaro. This didn't do as well, as Cesaro had Orton's number and was able to punish him relentlessly. Cesaro signaled, and tried for a double leg takedown- but before he could get down, Orton used his momentum and RKO OUTTA NOWHERE as Orton got the pin. After the match, Cesaro tried to fight back, as Itami was put up for the Spoiler Alert, but before he could do even three rotations Randy Orton hit the RKO on Cena. Cena and Orton stood triumphant over their opponents this Sunday- but can they do it in Hell in a Cell?
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 28, 2015 4:55:48 GMT -5
HELL IN A CELL, October 26. In the Hell in a Cell Pre-Show on the WWE Network for just $9.99!, the WWE Ireland, er, United States Title was on the line as 3 Man Bullet's leader Finn Balor took on Sheamus. The Celtic Warrior and the Real RockNRolla tore into each other, with Sheamus trying to put the rookie back in his place and get back a championship in the process. However, Balor's own talent, and the help of his lackeys Domino, Jimmy Yang, and Ariel, led to Sheamus losing out on the attack. Finn Balor took the advantage, hitting the Bloody Sunday on Sheamus to get a big victory and keep his title. This wasn't enough for Balor, as 3 Man Bullet kept up the assault on Sheamus, brutalizing him as the attack happened. Road agents tried pulling them off- only for 3 Man Bullet to attack some. This was a big mistake- as one of the road agents turned out to be Finlay, who brought even more of an attack on Balor and started punishing him. a Celtic Cross by Finlay got Balor out, as he and Sheamus shook hands, Finlay raising his hand to the crowd as the Hell in a Cell Pre-Show gave a video looking at the dominance of how vicious the structure could be- showing some of the carnage that went through- including the real-life injury that ended Tim White's refereeing career, brutal assaults on Triple H, The Undertaker, and Shawn Michaels, Rikishi falling off the cell onto a truck, and other vicious moments in the history of Hell in a Cell .
Hell in a Cell started as JoJo took the mic : "The following contest is a 15-team Tag Team Turmoil match! After a team is eliminated, the final team left standing will win the match and a future shot at the WWE Tag Team Titles! Here are the first two teams!" The first team entered- as The Legionnaires headed to the ring to a chorus of boos- Sylvester LeFort and Marcus Louis motioning to the crowd as they walked down the ramp. They were followed by a slight- emphasis- SLIGHTLY- bigger cheer as The Hart Dynasty headed to the ring, Natalya leading Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith into the match. The match was pretty straightforward, if short. The Legionnaires tried getting cheap heat and using the La Resistance dance to mock the Hart Dynasty...who countered by just beating the crap out of them. Hart Attack followed, then Tyson Kidd demanded the pinfall and locked the Sharpshooter on Marcus Louis to take them out quickly. The Hart Dynasty d. The Legionnaires The Hart Dynasty waited for their opponents- as The Bo-Liever Bus headed through the crowd. A string of happy Bo-Lievers sang hymns, remade for Bo Dallas, as Bo Dallas teamed with one of his Bo-Lievers,Elijah Burke, for a big matchup. This was a lot closer than the previous matchup- but Dallas's lack of teaming with most of the Bo-Lievers really hurt things as the two didn't totally gel together. This difference gave the Hart Dynasty a huge advantage- David Hart Smith destroyed Burke, allowing Tyson Kidd to knock him down for the big victory. The Hart Dynasty d. Bo Dallas and Elijah Burke The two waited for their next opponents...as Zack Ryder's theme hit as the crowd gave a boo... "MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE! I AM A CERTIFIED G, AND A BONAFIDE STUD- AND YOU CAN'T TEACH 'DAT! THIS RIGHT HERE IS CHIAPPETTA- HE'S THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH 'DAT! THIS RIGHT HERE IS BIANCA FERRARI, SHE'S HOT AS HELL, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH 'DAT!..." ...The Hart Dynasty waited for Enzo Amore to finish- as The Big O and Zack Ryder jumped the two from behind and laid waste to them before Amore could get to the ring. "AND DIS RIGHT HERE, IS WHY WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU, AND YOU CAN'T TEACH DAT! BADA-BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM! HOW YOU DOIN?" Amore easily picked the bones on Tyson Kidd after the beatdown, getting a three. Enzo Amore and The Big O d. The Hart Dynasty "GET 'DOSE GUYS BACK TO THE DRESSING ROOM AND BRING OUT THE NEXT OPPONENTS- 3 DOWN, 12 MORE TEAMS GOTTA FIND OUT THAT THEY'RE...DO WE GOTTA SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? S-A-W-F-T SAWFT!" The Lucha Dragons came to the ring, as the next match happened. Enzo Amore and The Big O attacked the two of them, with Zack Ryder and Bianca Ferrari trying to help on their behalf. However, El Abejorro was at ringside to help them out, punishing the two. The referee sent Ryder and Ferrari to the back, which led to Amore and Big O losing their biggest advantage. Salida del Sol followed, and The Lucha Dragons get a big victory. The Lucha Dragons d. Enzo and Big O The Lucha Dragons waited for their next opponents- only for the patriotic team of Jack Swagger and The Great Khali to head out to the ring. They led the crowd in a "WE THE PEOPLE/WH T PGPUH!" The two's mix of technical ability and...being BIG...really gave the Lucha Dragons a scare- but they managed to get The Great Khali separated. The two attacked Khali's legs, punishing him, finally chopping him down. Senton Bomb by Sin Cara followed as The Lucha Dragons got a big win. The Lucha Dragons d. Jack Swagger and The Great Khali The Lucha Dragons waited for their next opponents...as The Vaudevillains' entrance started up. The two came to the ring and attacked, Aiden English and Simon Gotch trying to fight the slowed-down Lucha Dragons on equal grounds. The Lucha Dragons tried to fight, but The Vaudevillians were in total control. Final Cut by Aiden English, and a new team was in control. The Vaudevillains d. Lucha Dragons The Vaudevillains waited for their next opponents- as Curtis Axel's theme hit. Paul Heyman headed to the ring, leading the team of Curtis Axel and the Paul Heyman Guys' bodyguard Connor O'Brian to the ring. O'Brian began punishing Simon Gotch, as Curtis Axel used every bit of his technical expertise to systematically take apart Aiden English. The team didn't know what hit them. Perfect-Plex by Axel followed, as Axel and O'Brian had a big win. Curtis Axel and Connor O'Brian d. The Vaudevillains O'Brien and Axel waited...as the screen went weird as The Code of Solomon's theme hit. Jaz Fawkes and Cruiserweight Champion Solomon Crowe led down to the ring their tag team force of Buddy Murphy and Wesley Blake to attack Axel and O'Brian. Crowe and Fawkes were out there to help give the support and backup against the might of Axel and O'Brian...but then, all the backup in the world doesn't change that Blake and Murphy weren't even in Axel and O'Brian's league yet. Axel and O'Brian toyed with the two, punishing them. A Fall of Man was hit by the two of them, as Connor O'Brian made an easy cover to Murphy. Curtis Axel and Connor O'Brian d. Blake and Murphy The two waited for their next opponent- as the uber- arrogant team of Tyler Breeze and The Miz headed to the ring. Tyler Breeze tried taking a selfie of himself before going in- bad move. Connor O'Brian attacked him from behind, punishing the two as they tried to get in the ring. This advantage made Miz and Tyler Breeze no match for the team- another Fall of Man followed, as Connor O'Brian got another big victory for the Paul Heyman Guys. Curtis Axel and Connor O'Brian d. The Miz and Tyler Breeze. The two waited in the ring for their next opponents...just as a vaguely familiar hip-hop theme hit to the fans. The people who recognized noticed as two guys dressed as hipsters started rapping to the ring, bringing the NXT Tag Team Champions- Angelo Dawkins and AC Halliburton, down to the ring. Axel and O'Brian didn't know what to expect from the NXT tag champs- and they used this to their advantage. Angelo Dawkins was able to match off with Axel well, followed by the man formerly known as ACH dazzling O'Brian with amazing high flying moves. Axel was in a bad way, as Halliburton went for a Crane Kick, into a German Suplex by Dawkins as the NXT Tag Champs got the three-count. AC Halliburton and Angelo Dawkins d. Curtis Axel and Connor O'Brian The new tag team celebrated, rapping about their victory to the crowd- just as The Funkadactyls led Titus O'Neil and Miguel Khalifa down to the ring. Cameron said that THIS is what passes for a tag team down in NXT? It's bad enough that the WWE wants to hold strong minority heroes like them back, but now they do it down in NXT too? You two are strong black brothers- you shouldn't be fighting us, you should JOIN us and strike a blow against the oppression the WWE is giving us. Halliburton and Dawkins thought about that- then hit a double suicide dive on all four of them. Well, that answers their question. O'Neil and Khalifa should have stopped talking and started fighting, as Halliburton and Dawkins had the advantage and didn't really stop it. Running Powerslam by Dawkins onto Khalifa followed, as Halliburton hit a big moonsault onto Titus O'Neil for another big victory. AC Halliburton and Angelo Dawkins d. Titus O'Neil and Miguel Khalifa The reigning team started rapping about this victory, continuing to wait for their opponents as the crowd started cheering...and those cheers quickly turned to boos as the two white horses showed up onscreen, signaling the Returning Kings as the next team in the match. The crowd booed as DynamicSensation walked down to the ring, gloating as AC Halliburton went for the plancha to take him out- which was more of a boo as Donny Sparkle hit Angelo Dawkins in the back of the head with his loaded doll. AC Halliburton tried hitting a plancha on DynamicSensation, but the damage was done- as Halliburton couldn't get in to stop the pinfall on his partner. Returning Kings d. ACH and Angelo Dawkins The crowd booed as The Returning Kings took the mic and said that this was proof that these fans were biased against them. They can't understand why anyone would even think of booing them- they deserve the crowd's cheers. This is why you've driven them to destroy your heroes, people. If you won't appreciate two nice guys like they are, then they'll have to end the people you love until you finally see what makes them so great. We're not fighting these people because they hate them- it's all about ethics in professional wrestling. The crowd booed more- which became cheers as Marellions of Dollars headed down to the ring. Darren Young throttled Donny Sparkle, hitting him with everything he had, as Santino Marella used everything he had in his arsenal to fight DynamicSensation. Darren Young kept up the assault on Sparkle, then went for the loaded doll as Santino Marella signalled for the Cobra. Young went for the doll and started attacking Donny Sparkle with it... ...but because of his rage, he didn't see it as DynamicSensation blocked the Cobra by lifting Santino Marella up on his shoulders... "Oh no. OH GOD NO..." Darren Young barely looked over and watched as DynamicSensation hit the Kingslayer on his tag partner, then kept it going as Marella went limp. The pinfall was academic. Returning Kings d. Marellions of Dollars EMTs tried to come out to help Santino Marella back as The Returning Kings gloated about his beating- just as Darren Young's rage led him to start attacking DynamicSensation. Donny Sparkle headed to the ring, but Ricky Slate rushed out of the back and started attacking him too. The two kept tearing into the two- a Bottom Rung by Slate and a Gut Check by Young followed on the two, then they hit another. Donny Sparkle took the mic.. . "This is the exact problem we have. Two nice guys like us keep getting treated like this by everyone- this is why we needed to become kings! You can't let them jump us like this! That's not a fair match!" Ricky Slate smiled and said. "Wait, wait a second. When did I EVER say I was in this match? Darren here just had his match- he's out of this. For two Internet geeks like you, didn't you even see WWE.com? I wasn't even billed for the match- I don't even have a tag team partner. We're not in it. You're past 13 other teams- we CAN'T be in it." Darren Young smiled and said, simply. "...but THEY are." Just then, Big Show's theme hit as the crowd cheered, for Big Show and Colin Cassady heading down the ramp to high five the fans. They walked into the match, and the stereo Chokeslams were mere formalities. Pinfall, and the last team in win Tag Team Turmoil. After the match, Big Show and Big Cass celebrated with Darren Young and Ricky Slate as the Returning Kings skulked back, screaming "YOU'LL ALL PAY!"- as the show went backstage, where a big flatbed truck was being driven backstage... ...as the Hell in a Cell lowered for the first time tonight as the crowd waited. Hideo Itami headed to the ring and entered the Cell, all business, some Japanese media taking pictures as he waited for his opponent. Charlotte waited on the outside as Triple H led Randy Orton down to the ring, as the announcers talked about how Hideo Itami's going after a match with Triple H- and the last guy to try to come at Triple H, Batista, lost his career as a result of losing to Orton at Summerslam. The two entered the Cell, as the match began. Randy Orton tried to slow the match down, using his own experience in the Cell to try and keep this as a normal match and make Hideo Itami make the mistakes. Itami tried fighting back with every kick in his style, trying to chop down Orton. Orton fought back by using a series of rest holds to make sure the match was in his wheelhouse- only for Itami to fight back. Itami went outside to the floor, daring Orton to follow him- which Orton stalled and tried not to. This only led Itami back into the ring, as Orton kept up the assault. Orton kept his gameplan going as Triple H shouted encouragement to him, saying "wrestle your match, this is why you're Face of the WWE!". Itami was able to keep getting back in the match with stiff kicks, but he couldn't manage to get Orton out of the ring. Finally, a big Irish whip got Orton out of the ring- but Itami tried countering with a suicide dive and ended up going face first into the steel. NOW, the Viper was willing to strike and use the Cell to his advantage, getting Itami up against the steps and punishing him. Itami fought back, punishing Orton with a series of assaults. Orton grabbed Itami and rubbed his face against the wall to add the problem- as Itami started bleeding. The cameras at ringside took a series of pictures as Triple H called for medics to pause the match to help Itami out- as the cell door was opened and a team of WWE medics came to the ring. Randy Orton begged off as the medics stopped the bleeding on Itami and checked on him, then walked out and the Cell was closed again... ...well, MOST of them walked out, as it was revealed in the problems, Ted DiBiase had disguised himself as a medic and got himself into the Cell. The crowd booed as DiBiase and Orton kept up an attack, the two-on-one assault punishing Itami with a series of vicious moves. Itami tried kicking Orton, then lifted DiBiase up and hit the Go 2 Sleep on him to take him out, then rolled Orton back in the match and punished Orton. Orton tried for an RKO, but Itami kicked Orton down. Itami signalled to the crowd, then hit the Busaiku Kick on Orton to get the huge upset victory. After the match, Triple H was in shock. The Japanese cameramen took photos of Itami and handed him a bouquet as the crowd cheered, before Itami pointed to Triple H and said "SURVIVOR SERIES...I TAKE YOUR POWER!" to the crowd's bigger cheer. The same video aired for the problems of Hell in a Cell on the Pre-Show aired again, as the match was followed by a blood feud between brothers, each one trying to go after the Money in the Bank briefcase and get their shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Cody Rhodes headed out to the ring to boos- which were cheers as Goldust jumped him on the ramp and began tearing into his brother. This tied into most of the match, as Goldust fought the match with more intensity, knowing the briefcase was his best chance to finally win the title he had vowed to win by the end of the year or retire in the process. Cody Rhodes took this opportunity to show he learned from Randy Orton, instead trying to let Goldust make his own mistakes...but Goldust's veteran wiles allowed him to have a more controlled frenzy. Goldust kept up the attack, punishing Cody with stiff shots and brutal moves in an attempt to take Rhodes out. Goldust tried to do the Bionic Elbow to honor their father, but Cody Rhodes got a low blow on Goldust. Goldust, however, posed for the fans afterwards, shocking Rhodes enough for Goldust to try a rollup for 2. Cody Rhodes shook some cobwebs off and kept up a fight, trying to get an advantage. A Disaster Kick gave him one opportunity, being used more to get him some breathing room than a finisher...for the best, as Goldust refused to go down to even Cody's best moves. Cody Rhodes then took the advantage, trying for the CrossRhodes, but Goldust easily reversed out. Goldust went for a Final Cut, but Cody reversed out of that one- only for Goldust to keep the attack. Goldust got Cody in the ropes and went for the Shattered Dreams, then tried rolling him over and getting a pinfall, only for Cody to kick out at 2. Goldust was in shock as the referee said 2, then argued with it- as Cody Rhodes pushed Goldust into the referee, sending him down. Goldust tried to go for the attack, sending Cody down with a big suplex- then thinking, Goldust went to get the briefcase. Goldust looked at it, then tried to go for the attack on Cody- but Cody Rhodes hit a Disaster Kick on Goldust, sending the briefcase into his face. Cody made the cover as the referee got up, getting the pinfall. After the match, Cody Rhodes celebrated, as Goldust shouted in anguish to his loss.
After a blood feud like that, we had a slightly lesser blood feud, as Lana, the woman in a suit who promotes awareness of Vladimir Putin, and Dennis Rodman, the drugged out insane NBA legend who promotes awareness of both himself and Kim Jong-Un, talked about how the Rodman Second-World Tour has headed to their town. Lana talked about how The Nexus seemed to be a dominant force when they came to the WWE- but there is no force more dominant than Alexander Rusev, the greatest athlete in Mother Russia, and the greatest hero to show the power of Vladimir Putin. This brought The Nexus out in full force to the fans' cheers- Adrian Neville, Darren Young, and Justin Gabriel at the side of Bad News Barrett and Heath Slater, as Slater attacked Dennis Rodman. Slater and Rodman fought each other ruthlessly, with Slater a man possessed to get payback for the win that nearly cost him everything. Rodman tried to fight back, but Slater showed he was more than just a one-man rock band against the one-man rebounding machine. Slater tagged into Bad News Barrett, as Rodman started playing Rudy Tomjanovich to Barrett's vicious strikes. Barrett went for a Bullhammer, but Lana distracted the referee before they could get a pinfall. This gave Rodman enough time to make the tag to Rusev...and there goes the neighborhood. RUSEV CRUSH, RUSEV DESTROY, Rusev get the Accolade in, Rusev make Bad News Barrett humble. Heath Slater tried kicking Rusev in the face, but it was all for naught as Barrett tapped out. Rusev kept the hold on, but the rest of The Nexus attacked him and Dennis Rodman. The Nexus stood triumphant over them as the video airing beforehand continued...
...and we saw The Usos watching the video, focusing on the moment Rikishi went off the cell. Roman Reigns said "Come on, it's time to go." The Usos nodded, then headed out to the ring. JoJo talked about the stipulation on the line for the Betrayal match again- the match only ends as one member says "I Quit." Whoever made the person say it becomes the Intercontinental Champion, and the losing tag team of The Usos and Erick Rowan and Luke Harper must disband as a tag team. The crowd gave a cheer as Roman Reigns joined The Usos, as the three of them did The Haka to the crowd. The Usos high-fived the fans as Roman Reigns headed down the ramp all business, the three waiting for their opponents, as the lights went out. "Dallas... ...we're here." The Wyatt Family headed to the ring, all business, as the three walked in and began punishing all three of them. The bell didn't even need to ring as the three squared off with each other- Erick Rowan and Jimmy Uso attacking each other, Luke Harper and Jey Uso attacking, and Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt attacking each other. The match kept going as each of the three fights kept going with a series of vicious moves. Reigns and Wyatt fought each other with vicious power attacks, while the Usos and Wyatts mixed their power and finesse against their opponents. The action and the crowd seemed to be so intense the roof was shaking, the Cell at the top shaking to the fight. The Wyatt Family tried to bring out some tables to start, with Bray Wyatt grabbing Jimmy Uso and going for a table shot- only for Roman Reigns to hit the Superman Punch, as Wyatt went through a table. The referee put the mic to Wyatt, who refused, and got a low blow on Jey Uso for his troubles. Roman Reigns and Erick Rowan kept up the fight, as the whole thing kept quivering...until the fans realized the cell was starting to lower on the match. The people in the match didn't notice the problem until some more attempts at table shots occurred. Luke Harper powerbombed Jimmy Uso through a table, and Uso refused to quit. The Usos tagged up on Harper, trying to get him through a table- and a Roman Reigns spear did the job. Harper refused, and Erick Rowan tried helping his partner as the Cell was officially dropped on the match- as the crowd saw Dylan Vachon at the top of the Cell, seemingly having lowered the Cell on everyone. This made the matchup even more ruthless, as the Wyatts kept rubbing the Usos' face on the cell, trying desperately to hear the two words that didn't come. Luke Harper and Roman Reigns kept up the attack on each other as Erick Rowan joined Bray Wyatt, only for the Usos to fight back and start a superkick party on the two larger men. Stereo superkicks took Rowan down, then took Wyatt down, as The Usos grabbed steel chairs and tried to clock Wyatt and Rowan- but neither one could get the attack to occur. Meanwhile, the flatbed truck that drove backstage started to reverse out to the ringside area, right next to the stage. The three kept up the attack, as Luke Harper tried to grab the steel steps and use them on Roman Reigns, only to fail as the Usos got to the ring and hit a suicide dive on Harper, sending him down, the stairs on top of him. The referee called for it, only to get nothing. The flatbed truck started reversing backwards, finally showing up and reversing next to the ring apron and backing up through the crowd. Luke Harper tried getting up as the truck stopped, only for Kevin Owens to get out of the truck and trying to shout support to the other members. Luke Harper attacked- only for Roman Reigns to Spear Luke Harper through the cage wall, dropping Harper on top of Owens. Reigns attacked, as Harper continued to refuse to say the words- while The Usos kept up the attack. The Usos and Wyatt and Rowan kept their fight going, the larger men taking an advantage and trying to brutalize the smaller ones, the Usos losing the fight, but refusing to say die and give them their satisfaction. Meanwhile, Kevin Owens struggled up, then tried to climb up to the top as Luke Harper joined him, both making their way to the top of the cage. Roman Reigns grabbed Luke Harper and threw him off the cage- then hit the Superman Punch and drove him onto the flatbed- getting nothing from it. The Wyatts had the advantage and did all they could to the Usos, punishing them, hitting table shots, Bray Wyatt hitting a Sister Abigail on Jey Uso to the floor, Erick Rowan hitting an Avalanche on Jimmy Uso to the cage wall, but getting nothing from them as they kept the beatdown going- but The Usos refused to give the satisfaction, choosing a knockout and not being able to say it. Luke Harper slammed Roman Reigns's head against the flatbed, then climbed the Cell to try to get to the top as the Wyatts' attack continued. Harper made it up, as Roman Reigns motioned up to the Cell and said "SHOULD I FOLLOW THEM?" to the crowd's cheers. Reigns shouted "BELIEVE THAT!" as he climbed the cell and made his way to the top- only for Dylan Vachon to stomp at his hands. Luke Harper pulled him away and let Roman Reigns climb up, only for Reigns to see this might have been the biggest mistake of his life. Erick Rowan and Bray Wyatt got an attack on both Usos, then they locked each man in the Tree of Woe. Bray Wyatt got some handcuffs on Jey Uso as Erick Rowan stretched Jimmy Uso's legs, both men upside down to see Roman Reigns getting a 3-on-1 attack. Luke Harper got a big clothesline to send Reigns onto the cage top, before Dylan Vachon mocked their opponents by doing Umaga's taunt to a chorus of boos, before hitting the Asiatic Spike on Roman Reigns. Kevin Owens then motioned, then started to go to the edge of the Cell. The crowd was electric as Kevin Owens signalled for the Pop-Up Powerbomb as Roman Reigns was there... ...and down in the ring, that was enough. Jey Uso screamed "DEAR GOD NO!" Bray Wyatt smiled as Jey Uso screamed "DON'T LET THEM DO IT TO ROMAN! TELL THEM TO STOP!" Bray Wyatt said "You can stop them...you know what to do, little boy..." Jey Uso wavered, trying to look at his twin brother also in the Tree of Woe, then looking up towards his cousin as Kevin Owens started positioning Reigns, as Luke Harper and Dylan Vachon slowly steadied Reigns for a Triple Powerbomb. Finally, Jey Uso saw them get ready, and shook as the referee turned to him... ...then finally Jey Uso was beaten, yelling "Don't do it...I...I QUIT!" The bell rang, as the crowd was in shock. The Wyatt Family looked down, then Bray Wyatt motioned to the top- as Vachon and Harper stopped steadying Reigns as Kevin Owens hit the Powerbomb, sending Roman Reigns onto the Cell ceiling. Bray Wyatt kneeled in the ring, unhooking Jey Uso from the handcuffs and throwing them outside the Cell, as Erick Rowan freed his captive and let them go in... ...as Jey Uso had to face his twin brother and now FORMER tag team partner. Jimmy Uso glared at Jey Uso, as the house mic caught Jey screaming "Us- I HAD to do it. They...they had it all set up- they were going to do the same thing that happened to Dad when he was in the Cell. You know it- Dad's career was never the same after that happened to him! I had to protect Roman- he'd do the same for one of us!" Jimmy Uso glared at Jey Uso, tears in his eyes, saying "You...you Said I QUIT! You...you caused us to lose the match! Now we have to break up as a tag team!" Jey was trying to talk to Jimmy, screaming "I had to! I had to protect Roman, man- it's for the family! I couldn't let them do what happened to Dad out there!" Jimmy Uso kept going, the tears making his facepaint run, saying "I TRUSTED you! You're my twin brother...I didn't think you'd quit on me! This match was right, you...you betrayed me!" Jey Uso followed saying "You know I had to...I had no choice..." ...as Jimmy said "I didn't think my own twin brother would do this to me.... ...I guess neither do I." Just then, Jimmy Uso gave a vicious Superkick to Jey Uso, shouting "YOU BETRAYED ME!" over and over again. Jimmy Uso picked Jey Uso up and hit a Samoan Drop on him in the ring, then hit a Samoan Drop on him onto the Steel steps, then a third Samoan Drop onto one of the tables. The Wyatt Family just watched as Jimmy Uso kept the attack going, waiting as he did this, then Bray Wyatt started to attack Jey Uso with him... ...only for Erick Rowan to suddenly punch Bray Wyatt in the face. Rowan kept attacking Bray Wyatt, hitting an Avalanche on Wyatt and sending him down, then locking a Bearhug on Jimmy Uso until he went limp. Erick Rowan stood triumphant as Luke Harper headed down, with Erick Rowan attacking him too. Rowan grabbed Jey Uso and put him over his shoulder, then helped him back to the dressing room. The carnage was there as the truck was driven back, the piece of Cell and the pieces of table that were broken driving past it. JoJo tried to start the next match as the whole thing tried to be cleaned- but before it could, Stephanie McMahon came down the ramp. "...ladies and gentlemen, let's give a hand for this last match. And coming up after this coronation of the only TRUE Divas' Champion this business should ever have- the only real role model to women everywhere, the only woman who can truly have it all in this world- myself- happens, and the biggest fluke in Divas' history is righted at long last, will be our main event- where Antonio Cesaro and John Cena will face off inside Hell in a Cell!" The crowd cheered. "But that's just another piece of the puzzle. See, after Paige will clearly do the right thing and give her own mother, Saraya Knight, the WWE contract she's worked for her whole life, giving the greatest gift a daughter can give her mother, and proving she actually loves her family as much as...well, my family loves ME, this match will be a quick coronation for Eva Marie, who will do what a truly great Diva would do as Divas' Champion and immediately surrender the championship to me, making all right with the world once again. If Paige is truly a good woman, or even has a CHANCE to be a good woman, then she will do the right thing, and that will make this match quick. That's why, as the great businesswoman I am, I have to think about more than just the ring, I have to think about money. That's why I'm not going to move the cell up and down again after what the Wyatts tried in the last match- I'm doing what's best for the bottom line- and what is truly Best For Business. So, KEEP THE CELL DOWN- if it means that we save the money- this match is becoming the first Divas' Hell in a Cell match!" The crowd booed, as Eva Marie headed to the ring, bowed down to Stephanie McMahon, then entered through the hole in the cell and waited for her opponent. Saraya Knight then came down to the ring to no music, then dropped and bowed to Stephanie McMahon. Paige's theme hit as the headed to the ring, then handed her mother the Divas' Title to look after as she did before waiting outside the cell. Saraya Knight then took the mic. "This is one of the biggest challenges for my daughter to date. If she loses this match, you've allowed me the biggest dream I could have to be a WWE Diva, but she loses her title. Your little lapdog Eva Marie will surrender you the Divas' Title, and Paige won't even receive a rematch for the belt. But if she wins, you lose out on regaining this title, and I get banned for life from the WWE. You've put my daughter in a tough position, Stephanie, but I know my daughter's an honorable girl, and she'll wrestle this match right down the middle against your little assistant. If she wins, she wins, and I'll take my banning like a woman- but if she loses, then for the first time in her entire life, Eva Marie will have actually EARNED something when she beats Paige- and once she's earned something on her talent instead of being just a pretty face that E! thought could play Wrestler Barbie for them, she'll have to decide if she wants to live up to that little agreement after finally having the satisfaction of a job well done. Either way, this match will be honorable between these two women, and so, if there's any honor in you- I want you to show YOU have some honor and shake my hand before this match." Stephanie wavered, as the crowd said "SHAKE HER HAND!", before Stephanie said "Very well. I'll give you that little honor, Ms.Knight." Stephanie shook Saraya Knight's hand- as Saraya Knight smiled- and a CLICK was heard. Stephanie McMahon was in shock- only for Saraya Knight to put the Divas' Title around her shoulder, to reveal she picked up the handcuffs from the last match and cuffed herself to Stephanie McMahon! The crowd cheered as Stephanie was furious. Paige walked into the ring and laughed, as Eva Marie looked furious. Eva Marie complained to the referee as the Hell in a Cell match began... ...well, if you could call it a Hell in a Cell match. Actually, it wasn't really a match, because when Eva Marie turned around after her complaint: KICK. WHAM. RAM-PAIGE. PWN3D. The crowd cheered as Paige stood triumphant over Eva Marie, as JoJo announced her as the winner- only for Stephanie McMahon to be furious. "I don't know what you're so happy about- great! You're still the Divas' Champion- but Eva Marie is a champion in life! I am a champion in life! I'm a ROLE MODEL to the Divas. I'm a great businesswoman, a great champion, and a great wife and mother, so a great FAMILY member. Paige- you may be a Divas' Champion, but you just proved yourself the WORST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD! You just cost your OWN MOTHER, the woman who RAISED YOU, the woman who TRAINED YOU, the woman who cares so much about wrestling she wrestled while you were still in the womb- her ONE LAST CHANCE to be a WWE Diva! She's banned for life! Her hopes to be a WWE Diva are officially over forever, and it's YOUR OWN FAULT! Saraya Knight- you should hate Paige forever- she ruined your life when you gave BIRTH to her, and now she's ruined your life by ENDING YOUR ONE DREAM IN LIFE FOREVER..." Saraya Knight looked. "Even if I'll never be a WWE Diva, the fact that my daughter is the Divas' Champion, the best women's wrestler in the WWE, and has a chance to outdo me makes me prouder than anything I can do. I consider this a victory for me and my whole family. Plus, if I'm ALREADY being given a lifetime ban from the WWE...as they'd say in England, in for a penny, in for a pound." Saraya Knight then leaned back and gave a vicious lariat to Stephanie McMahon as the crowd cheered, then started punching her with her free hand as Stephanie tried to fight back. Road agents came out, with none of the road agents actually wanting to do anything to stop the attack, Paige cheering her mother on as Knight laid waste to Stephanie until the road agents finally pulled them off of each other. The two were sent off, Stephanie beaten as Saraya Knight got cheered for the final time in a WWE ring... As the main event started, Antonio Cesaro headed into the ring, the crowd cheering him throughout as he walked through the open cage and waited for his opponent. John Cena followed to a chorus of "CENA SUCKS!" chants, the chain already wrapped around his fist as he rushed to the ring and started the match punching Cesaro. Cesaro took two big blows, then blocked the punch and kept attacking himself with stiff shots. Both guys kept the attack going, as Cena tried getting more shots in, Cesaro trying to get the chain off Cena's fist. The chain loosened, as Cesaro made a dash for it, then did the same and peppered Cena with big shots in revenge. Cesaro got the attack and went, but Cena got underneath Cesaro, and hit an AA to the outside as Cesaro fell onto the floor. Cena kept fighting Cesaro, ramming him into the cage and rubbing his head against the cell, as Cesaro started to counter and push Cena against the wall in turn. Cesaro grabbed the loose steel steps, then smashed Cena's head on them, brutalizing him. Cesaro threw Cena out of the cell, then hit a Neutralizer on Cena to the outside, then threw him to the cage again- as Cena fought back and hit an AA on Cesaro. Cena went to the announce tables and cleared them as Cesaro went for an attack, but Cena got the Spoiler Alert for 25 rotations, then AA-ed Cesaro through the Announce Table. Cena then climbed the Cell and waited for Cesaro to stir, with Cesaro finally getting up and heading to the top. Cena and Cesaro went to the top and started fighting each other. Cena got the advantage, punishing Cesaro with everything he had at the top. Cesaro tried blocking, and finally got Cena down. Cesaro made a point to go close, as he hit the Cesaro Swing on top of the Cell as Michael Cole screamed how he could throw Cena into the cheap seats from up there. Cesaro did 25 rotations, then before motioning to throw him, Cena started begging forgiveness as Cesaro said "I won't stoop to YOUR level!". Cena begged him, thanking him as Cesaro looked towards him- then Cena hit a low blow as Cesaro said "On second thought? YES I WILL." Cesaro then grabbed Cena, then hit the Spoiler Alert on Cena himself for 10 more rotations, before AA-ing Cena through the roof of the Cell and into the ring. Cesaro easily dropped down, and the pinfall was academic as the fans cheered. After the match, Cesaro headed to the top rope and posed for the fans over the broken Cena, as EMTs went to help Cena out. Cesaro was going to help Cena up- but then glared at Cena, then walked off as the EMTs helped him as Hell in a Cell ended...
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 29, 2015 16:10:04 GMT -5
RAW, October 27. Raw started out with a bang, as The Authority headed to the ring to a chorus of boos. Triple H said that last night, something happened that he never expected in a million years. The upset of the century happened, as Hideo Itami, who may be a global superstar, but is a WWE rookie, went into Hell in a Cell, the most demonic structure in wrestling history. Hideo Itami went into that match a nameless cruiserweight, and he came out a superstar. He actually defeated Randy Orton, the Face of the WWE, one of the greatest superstars in WWE history, in a structure that ends careers, where no man who enters is ever the same. Hideo Itami went into that match because Triple H thought he was just a cruiserweight, just someone he could push around. Triple H had heard that Hideo Itami was one of the greatest superstars throughout Japanese wrestling, and last night, Hideo Itami made himself famous on this side of the Pacific. Triple H is willing to say last night, when Hideo Itami beat Randy Orton...he earned Triple H's respect. That's why it's going to hurt Triple H the most at Survivor Series- when Triple H takes Hideo Itami, who proved himself one of the best rookies in the WWE today- and he ENDS HIM. Hideo Itami had all the potential in the world before this- he could have been a great WWE superstar. He could have been the first Japanese national to take the WWE World Heavyweight Championship back there. But he spoiled it all by going after Triple H. He spoiled it by wanting to do what Batista tried to do and take Triple H's power, to take Triple H's control over the WWE. The WWE isn't just a wrestling promotion to Triple H- it is his job, it is his livelihood, it is his family business. It is something where Triple H can't give his power, his authority, up to any person off the street who gets a pouty face because Triple H and The Authority are just soooooooooo mean to the fans' heroes. Hideo Itami could have been great- but greatness isn't great ENOUGH when you go one on one with The Game for Triple H's power...and now, sadly, Triple H will have to destroy Hideo Itami once and for all. Right there, Stephanie McMahon interjected and said that, even if Triple H isn't willing to admit last night's loss for the fluke it is, Stephanie McMahon informs Hideo Itami that the power is just being bet between Triple H and Hideo Itami. And last night, just like Stephanie McMahon couldn't have Eva Marie take the Divas' Title and end this little fluke title win Paige has, at least she banned Saraya Knight for life. No matter what attacks Knight could give her, they all heal up, and Stephanie McMahon will STILL be in power tomorrow- even if Hideo Itami pulls off a fluke almost as big as when Paige defeated her and beats her husband, Triple H, at Survivor Series. Triple H actually ignored Stephanie this time, and announced that, if Hideo Itami's going to try to take his power, his authority, at Survivor Series- then he will do what he's always done- what's Best For Business. At Survivor Series, if this will be his final show in power, he's going out with a bang- the biggest Survivor Series ever. Triple H announced that, due to contractual obligations, Brock Lesnar will not defend his WWE World Heavyweight championship at Survivor Series. However, Brock Lesnar WILL have to defend his title at the Royal Rumble, and Triple H wants to make sure the next man to challenge Brock Lesnar has a chance to be the man that will BEAT Brock Lesnar and bring the WWE World Heavyweight Championship home. Triple H has taken Survivor Series- if it's his last WWE show as head of The Authority and with all this power, to guarantee he will find THE BEST that the WWE has to offer- everyone in the WWE will be on the line, with the goal of finding the SOLE SURVIVOR. Triple H will fight Hideo Itami at Survivor Series- but the rest of the show will be an old school, classic Survivor Series for the ages, and the only two people ineligible for that- due to our match- are Triple H and Hideo Itami. There will be seven Traditional Survivor Series Elimination matches at the Survivor Series- as the crowd cheered...only for Triple H to say it's going further than that. The survivors of those seven Survivor Series elimination matches will then go into one more Survivor Series Champions' Elimination match, where the survivors from those matches will team up with each other, as the crowd cheered...and it's going further from there as Triple H continued. IF, by some chance, there are STILL multiple survivors after both the Survivor Series elimination match and the Champions' Elimination match- then THOSE survivors will then immediately have to turn on EACH OTHER, and face off in a one fall, winner take all match. The winner of THAT match will be the Sole Survivor- and THAT MAN will get to fight Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. The crowd gave a huge cheer as JBL, Chris Jericho, and Michael Cole talked about how huge that was, only for Triple H to continue. Here's the thing- he knows how big this match is. And for a match this big, a match where every superstar wants to be part of it. That's why, he wants there to be some challenge to each team. This won't be just another year like old Survivor Series matches where you get to just pick your friends and buddies, go out to the ring, and fight another team of five buddies for the honor- no, this time, you have to pick people who'll help you win each match, and the best available wrestler on the roster for your team. That's why the teams are not being made public right now- you see, for the next four weeks on Monday Night Raw, the 14 Survivor Series Team Captains will take place in the first ever WWE Survivor Series Fantasy Draft! Every WWE Superstar, WWE Diva, WWE legend, NXT Superstar, NXT Diva- everybody right down to the guys on commentary- if you have any hope of being the Sole Survivor, you are officially on notice- you now have four weeks to impress one of the team captains enough for them to use one of their draft choices on you in order to get you into one of the Survivor Series teams- and THEN, ANYTHING can happen, because ANYONE can be the Sole Survivor. Triple H then said "So, who do you have to impress?" Tonight, the 14 captains will get to make their first draft choices- but the team captains have already been decided. Triple H has looked at everything going on in the WWE- who the top contenders to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship were, who the champions were- even the people who just hate each other so badly that Triple H knows they'll beat each other's brains in out there to survive the first round- and he has named the team captains as follows: In the first Survivor Series match, The Face of the WWE, Randy Orton, will captain a team to take on a team captained by the Architect of The Shield, Seth Rollins! Triple H paid attention to the brutality from last night's Betrayal match- and so he's going to go further with it since he knows they'll probably want to destroy each other- one of the teams that broke up as a result of that brutal match will explode in the second match- as Luke Harper of The Wyatt Family will get to captain a team against one captained by the man who managed to break free of The Wyatt Family, his old partner, Erick Rowan! Triple H continued- that's not the only match that will come from the Betrayal match last night- whatever happened between those teams can't finish that soon. The Intercontinental Champion, Bray Wyatt, will captain a team against one captained by the former Intercontinental Champion, Roman Reigns! That wasn't the only brutal matchup last night between teams- no matter how bad it was, Triple H knows nothing's been proven yet between the Nexus and Dennis Rodman's Second-World Tour- so Bad News Barrett will get to captain a team against one captained by Alexander Rusev! If Triple H gave Randy Orton, who caused him to fight Hideo Itami by his loss last night at Hell in a Cell, his own team and took him out of the draft pool- it's only fair Triple H reward the member of Evolution who succeeded last night with the same thing. With that in mind, Mr.Money in the Bank, Cody Rhodes, will captain a team against one captained by the man who he beat last night at Hell in a Cell- the man with nothing left to lose- his brother, Goldust! Triple H isn't just honoring the heroes of Hell in a Cell- there's still problems going all the way down to the Hell in a Cell Pre-Show. That's why, the WWE United States Champion, Finn Balor, will captain a team against a team captained by The Great White, Sheamus! Triple H motioned to leave the ring as the crowd cheered...as Triple H said he must have forgotten one of the qualifiers. See- they must have beaten all the most brutal stuff out of each other in Hell in a Cell- and if there's eight other men that might be able to keep their tempers from flaring enough and keep things safe. That's why the final qualifier will be- John Cena captaining a team to take on a team captained by Antonio Cesaro! The crowd cheered as Triple H said "Well, now you know who you have to impress. You have four weeks time- the first round will happen tonight." (88, 81) Raw opened up with a big match, as The Funkadactyls led their charges, Titus O'Neil and Miguel Khalifa, to take on the team of Jordan and Dillinger. Fabian Kaelin tried hyping up his charges, trying to keep them going against the might of the angriest men in the WWE- but Titus O'Neil was fighting with some more ruthlessness, punishing Tye Dillinger with a number of attacks. Quick tags by Jordan and Dillinger kept the assault going, as the two nearly got an attack going. Jason Jordan took an advantage on Miguel Khalifa- but before Jordan could get the kill...a mystery masked man clad all in black showed up and pulled Dillinger off the ramp. The man kicked Dillinger's skull in, sending him down- and allowing Titus O'Neil to hit Clash of the Titus on Jason Jordan for the victory. The Funkadactyls celebrated- as the man joined them in the ring. The crowd booed more as the man unmasked, revealing Jimmy Uso- but with his hair cut short and both sides of his face painted in black, you'd be hard-pressed to know this. Uso took the mic and said last night, he was betrayed. He's a man without a country, without a world. Jey Uso was his twin brother. They were together their whole lives. Jey Uso was the one man he thought would NEVER turn his back on him- even if the entire world was against them, he thought Jey would always be there at his side. Last night, the second all the rednecks of the Wyatt Family tried to powerbomb Roman Reigns through a flatbed truck off the Cell- Jey Uso said he quit. Jey Uso quit to save Roman Reigns, and threw away their tag team in the process to do so. Jey Uso threw away Jimmy's entire life without thinking twice. The one man he thought would never turn his back on him betrayed him without a thought. If even Jey Uso, his own twin brother, could betray him like that last night- Jimmy Uso realized ANYONE would do that. His blood turned his back on him, Roman Reigns turned his back on them when he put them in the match to be forced in this position in the first place, and the fans betrayed him when they LET this happen. Jimmy Uso realized there's only one person in this world he can still trust- and that's his loving wife, Naomi. She has his trust, so she has his attack. If Naomi wants him to fight, he'll fight. Whatever she wants in this world, she'll get...and right now if she wants the white man's glass ceiling to be shattered right now, then Jimmy Uso will be right there with the sledgehammer that brings the whole thing crumbling down. (75, 80) Divas' action followed, as Evolution's Diva Charlotte took on Brie Bella. Brie tried to fight the alleged greatest rookie Diva in history through the match, but Charlotte was almost in a different league from Brie. Nikki Bella tried shouting her support to Brie, but Charlotte was too zoned in. Bow Down to the Queen, and Charlotte had a big win. After the match, Charlotte asked if there was any doubt- Brie Bella's good- but she's in another league. Hideo Itami may have proved he's good enough to fight Triple H, her mentor...that's just another man who's entered the heavyweight division to her. Charlotte said that if Hideo Itami's not going after that title, she had to ask Solomon Crowe if he has any grapefruits behind his computer screen, or is he too man to risk losing his Cruiserweight Title to a girl? (79) Backstage, Veronica Lane tried talking to John Cena- but Paul Heyman took the mic instead. Heyman talked about how Triple H's little plan to find the sole survivor is at Survivor Series- but it's too little, too late. See, his client, Brock Lesnar, could face any Sole Survivor, indeed, every superstar in the WWE at once, and he would still win. Brock Lesnar is not a man, not even a beast, but a Demigod. Any opponent he takes is a mere speed bump until Brock Lesnar retires as WWE World Heavyweight Champion. John Cena, is going to do something best for Brock Lesnar and allow Lesnar to not have to worry about Antonio Cesaro or whoever he puts as his team. John Cena says he's doing what's best for the fans- he's doing the most important thing possible. Antonio Cesaro will turn his back on the WWE Universe again if he fought Brock Lesnar. John Cena will give that turncoat just what he has coming to him. The WWE Universe may WANT Antonio Cesaro to fight Brock Lesnar, but in their hearts, no matter what they say, they NEED John Cena to be the man who takes the title back from Brock Lesnar. At Survivor Series, Cena will put the best team out there together, and THEY will win- and then John Cena will be the Sole Survivor. John Cena will BRING THE TITLE BACK, and be the 15- time World Champion. (88) In the ring, local talent Quentin Marsh was waiting in the ring as The Miz's theme hit. The Miz came to the ring and said tonight was a special appearance. See, there's 14 great team captains, and The Miz knows any one of them would love to have what he brings to the table. He's a multimedia superstar- a star of stage, screen, and pro wrestling. He's a former WWE Champion, the star of multiple motion pictures, a TV star- no man in this business is bigger than him and a better teammate, because he's The Miz, and HE...should really pay a bit more attention to where he is because when he stepped into the ring and motioned, the referee called for the bell and Quentin Marsh rolled him up for the shocker. The Miz dropped to his knees as Marsh celebrated, The Miz screaming "I WASN'T READY!" to the referee as the crowd cheered. (51) The two newest tag teams in the WWE faced off. AC Halliburton and Angelo Dawkins rapped down to the ring, saying "IT'S A NEW DAY UP IN HERE, YO!" The two clapped their hands and rapped to the crowd's mixed reaction- as it became boos when The Returning Kings headed to the ring and attacked. The two new teams fought, jockeying for position. AC Halliburton took an advantage, dazzling the opponents with everything he had in his arsenal. AC Halliburton got a big Crane Kick on Donny Sparkle, followed by A quick tag to Angelo Dawkins, who tried to do a big springboard elbow drop on Donny Sparkle- only for Donny Sparkle to log roll out of the way of the elbow drop as Angelo Dawkins missed. This wouldn't be a problem, except Dawkins fell onto his arm as it went limp. The referee called an 'X' and signalled to the back. Not knowing what to do, Donny Sparkle went for the loaded doll as the referee talked with him- almost to say a new plan- then Sparkle tagged into DynamicSensation, who grabbed Angelo Dawkins and hit a slightly more protected Kingslayer on him. Pinfall was academic, as AC Halliburton took Dawkins's side as EMTs met him to check his clearly broken arm. 68) The main event was a rematch of Hell in a Cell, as Hideo Itami took on Randy Orton. If Orton could take any man in Hell in a Cell lightly, he couldn't do it tonight, going after Itami with everything he had against him. Hideo Itami, however, was in a far easier situation than Hell in a Cell- and the confidence he had could make it far easier to attack Orton with everything he had. A series of kicks kept Itami in the match, punishing him ruthlessly. Charlotte tried interfering on Orton's behalf- but The Code of Solomon came out, and Jaz Fawkes started attacking Charlotte. Fawkes picked Charlotte up, and the Stretch Muffler by Solomon Crowe proved yes, he does see her as number one contender. Buddy Murphy and Wesley Blake kept Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes from the ring, clearing things for Hideo Itami. Go 2 Sleep followed, as Itami got another big win over Orton.(83) As the main event ended, shots happened of each of the fourteen team captains in their locker rooms. John Cena stood up, as the show went to break. After the break, Triple H was in the ring at a podium with two rows of seven chairs on either side of him. Triple H took the mic. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the first round of the first ever WWE Survivor Series Fantasy Draft!" The crowd gave a cheer. "Before this starts, may the 14 team captains please head to the ring?" The fourteen team captains headed out, sitting in the chairs to either side (Antonio Cesaro, Goldust, Sheamus, Bad News Barrett, Roman Reigns, Erick Rowan, and Seth Rollins on one side, John Cena, Cody Rhodes, Finn Balor, Alexander Rusev and Lana, Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Randy Orton on the other) as Triple H took the mic. "Before we begin, I want to go over the rules of the WWE Fantasy Draft." Triple H motioned to the TitanTron, which showed a big picture of the WWE roster, the male Superstars on top, the Divas on the bottom and spoke (as the screen showed the rules for the Fantasy Draft):
The wrestlers looked as Triple H turned to them. "After the choices for which team picks first per team and which matches go first, Antonio Cesaro has received the first pick in the draft." Cesaro headed to the podium and took the mic as John Cena shouted "BOO! YOU SUCK! Don't join this guy's team, HE SUCKS!". "...the only thing I want more than a chance to face Brock Lesnar once again, with a fair and impartial referee this time, so I can get my WWE World Heavyweight Championship back at the Royal Rumble..." "waaaaah waaaah Cena was a meanie to me waaaah" "...is a chance to make sure John Cena DOESN'T get a chance to face Brock Lesnar." "waaaaah waaaah Cena's too gooded and would beated Wesnar waaaah". "If I'm going to beat John Cena- I want the best in this business- men who I know can fight Cena, who can beat Cena. Men who I know, unlike Cena, can actually WRESTLE." "Waaaah waaaaah I'm gonna getted all by vaniwwa midget fwiends to beated oo up oo meany waaaah." "That's why, I didn't need tonight to pick my first choice- I KNOW this man's talent, I've seen it more than anyone else here has. I know just how great my first choice is, and I'm proud to say I'd go to war with him any day of the week to take John Cena out." "waaaah waaaah my fwiend could beated oor fwiends up oo meany waaah." "...if Cena over there could stop crying for one second and see who's about to kick his ass at Survivor Series...with the FIRST PICK in the Survivor Series Fantasy draft, I choose...SAMI ZAYN!" WHOA-OH-O-OH! The crowd gave a cheer (and some a gasp) as Sami Zayn headed down the ramp, high-fiving fans, before taking the seat behind Cesaro... "And...this has to be seen as kind of a shocker for the first draft choice- Sami Zayn, the former United States Champion, going number one overall as Antonio Cesaro's first partner!" "Shocker nothing, Cole- I was GM of NXT for a while down there. Sami Zayn and Antonio Cesaro had a barnburner of a feud down there- if anyone in the WWE would know just how good Sami Zayn is, it's Cesaro- you may be shocked by this pick, but Cesaro thinks he just got the steal of the draft right there at number one, and I'd be inclined to agree with him!" John Cena headed up to the podium and looked at Cesaro. "...so, this is your plan, huh? Not just beating me out there- you pick your buddy from NXT to come help you out? Not bad. Sami Zayn- I've seen him, he's good. I'll give you that one. Great choice, Cesaro. Thanks for making my pick easier. This isn't just about fights- this is about blood. This is about war- and no agreement will change that. So, if I'm making a pick that's blood, it'll BE blood. And if I'm starting a war to keep Antonio Cesaro from EVER getting his hands on the WWE World Heavyweight Championship again so he could just lose it to someone else and take it from the WWE Universe, then I need to go to my blood first too. You want my first pick, Cesaro? It goes without saying- I choose...CURTIS AXEL!" The remixed Perfect theme hit as Curtis Axel headed down the ramp and sat behind Cena. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH ONE: Antonio Cesaro, Sami Zayn, and 3 TBA vs. John Cena, Curtis Axel, and 3 TBA Goldust headed up to the podium and glared at Cody Rhodes. "...Cody...you don't know what you've done. My career is effectively over. Last night, I lost my shot at the Money in the Bank briefcase. Brock Lesnar...he's not going to appear at Survivor Series or at Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. My one goal...the one dream that keeps me going...it was SHATTERED last night. It is now mathematically impossible for me to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship before January 1st...even if I win out, the Royal Rumble is the next time anyone will be able to get a shot at Brock Lesnar. On January 1, 2015, no matter what happens, I will be a 20-year veteran without a World Championship reign to my name- and due to my promise, I will be forced to retire on December 31. ...but that's still two months away. Mark my words...If my wrestling career is going to last only 65 more days...then I will use those 65 days to make your life every bit the American Nightmare I was. I am going to beat you, I am going to leave you broken, and I will break everything about you- body, mind, and soul. I am going to leave you so destroyed in the next two months, that the contract inside that briefcase will be nothing more than a scrap of paper. You'll be in no shape to EVER use it...and when you become the only man to let your Money in the Bank contract expire because you're too destroyed to try to use it...THAT will be the legacy- that will be how no one will EVER forget the name of...GOLDUST. Tonight, I pick my first man to help me do that to you. If I want to hurt you, I will pick someone I know will destroy your body, while I destroy your mind. With my first pick, I select...the World's Largest Athlete, THE BIG SHOW!" WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL....IT'S THE BIG SHOW! The Big Show headed down the ramp to some cheers as he- tried, to take the seat behind Goldust, Goldust standing up and rubbing his shoulders, leering at Cody, to give him as much space as he could get. Cody Rhodes looked at them, then smirked. "...so, that's your ace in the hole? No, really. The World's Fattest Athlete is the best you can do? Goldust- you've been great. For 20 years, you've been a star, you've been an inspiration- but I don't need your inspiration anymore. If I had to shoot Old Golden Yeller last night, then it was worth it. You may beat me mind, body, and soul for the next 65 days...but on January 1, you'll be watching the bowl games with our dad, Dusty Rhodes, at his ranch and enjoying your retirement, and I will still be a WWE Superstar, and I will STILL be Mr. Money in the Bank- and I will STILL do what you never could- be a World Champion. I don't need size, I have skill. I have talent. I have Evolution to pass you by. My first selection- is TED DIBIASE." Evolution is a mystery...full of changes no one sees.. . Ted DiBiase headed down the ramp and took a seat behind Cody Rhodes as it continued. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH TWO: Goldust, Big Show, and 3 TBA vs. Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, and 3 TBA Sheamus headed up to the podium and took the mic. "What's the craque, fella? See...Finn Balor- he may be the United States Champion an' all, but I don't need no time to make a pick. Finn Balor made it last night for me, fella. He made it when he tried to beat him down after the match. I could've gladly taken the loss, shook 'is 'and, an' said he was the next great star out of Ireland...but he 'ad to take it too far. When 'e tried doing it, only one man tried to fight 'im and help 'im...if e ain't scared of Balor, e's the right man to help 'im. Sides, people aren't takin any risks, an' with a man like Finn Balor, the risks are what'll beat him. If 'e's got anything left in the tank, I want that to come out on my side and come out all over Finn Balor at Survivor Series. My first pick...IS FINLAY!" My name is Finlay...and I LOVE TO FIGHT! Finlay showed up, then shook Sheamus's hand- and if you wondered if he had anything back, the fact Finlay was already in his gear kind of made it clear Finlay not just loves to fight, but was THERE for a fight. Finn Balor sarcastically clapped, then walked up to the podium. "...that's it, Sheamus? Who's next? Hornswoggle? The Lucky Charms leprechaun, maybe? Ah knew I was right to attack ya. When you came to the WWE, you were a Celtic Warrior. You were vicious, you were brutal, an' you were so dominant you became the first Irish-born WWE Champion within 100 days. I ain't sure if it's America gettin' to ya, if it's the WWE gettin' to ya, if it's these fans gettin' to ya, but you don't mean jack anymore to these people, ya needed a ladder to see the WWE World Heavyweight Championship- an' it's all 'cause ya got SOFT. Ya may call yerself the Great White, but ya don't deserve the name cause at least Great White once 'ad a FIRE. An' now, ya wanna bring a trainer back like Finlay? Fit Finlay's one of the greatest ever, but 'e ain't had a match in five years and he's going up against him. Least ya made my choice easy. You want the past? I'm bringin' the future. I won the United States Title in a manner of weeks since debuting, I was the NXT Champion before that... I want NXT Champions on me' side. My first pick- is BO DALLAS." The Bo-Liever Bus drove out to the ring as the Bo-Lievers headed out, singing hymns with names changed for Bo Dallas. Bo did a victory lap around the ring, then sat behind Balor. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH 3: Sheamus, Finlay, and 3 TBA vs. Finn Balor, Bo Dallas, and 3 TBA. Bad News Barrett looked, then headed out to his own podium at the ramp, then raised it to the crowd. "CAN I HAVE SOME DECORUM PLEASE? Last night, Alexander Rusev and his little sidekick Dennis Rodman may have defeated me in a tag team match. He proved he is dominant, he proved his brutality, and proved he can fight anyone... BUT I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! See, this match is not just about your OWN dominance, but your TEAM'S dominance- and where you have a retired basketball player, I have a stable, a family, and an army. That's why I'm getting my team together as much as possible. With my first pick, I choose DARREN YOUNG." Millions of Dollars, Millions of Dollars... Darren Young headed down the ramp as he sat in Barrett's seat, while Alexander Rusev stood- then Lana went to the podium and took the mic. "Schritise, Schtrise. Your...bad news...is just an honor to Rusev's dominance. See, you have chosen your little army member that Rusev has been most desperate to shatter for good. Bad News Barrett- while your first lieutenant Darren Young may be an American, he is an example of all the weak American men- who I see desire me, wish that their fat, ugly American women could look like me- but know they could not compare to the might of a real man, a man like Vladimir Putin. But tonight, I was impressed. I saw the rarest thing I could ever see- an American man who was worthy. An American who's bride could pay homage to any of the women of Mother Russia, who was subservient to her, and who hated what America has become. Unlike the people who's choices were made, my choice was made for me tonight, and Rusev has the impossible- a kindred spirit in America. As Rusev's proxy, Rusev's first choice is...JIMMY USO!" Funk is on a ROLL... Naomi and Jimmy Uso headed down the ramp, Uso putting his fist up, then walking to the chair behind Rusev as Naomi looked over Lana and glared at her. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH 4: Bad News Barrett, Darren Young, 3 TBA vs. Rusev, Jimmy Uso, 3 TBA Roman Reigns headed up to the podium, then took the mic. "Last night...I didn't know just how dominant Bray Wyatt could be. Bray Wyatt alone is good- but when the Wyatt Family is together- they're unstoppable. My only benefit is that the Wyatt Family are halved by this match's rules- at the very least, Luke Harper has to be apart from Bray Wyatt. Either way...I need some people just as dominant as I am, just as brutal as I am...and just as able to destroy Bray Wyatt. With my first pick- I'm getting one of those guys. BELIEVE THAT. My first pick- is BIG E LANGSTON." Three ain't enough man I need FIVE... Big E Langston headed to the ring, patted his hands with powder, then shook hands with Roman Reigns and took a place behind him. Bray Wyatt took the podium... "You...you think I'm scared? You think splitting up the Wyatt Family divides and conquers? They been lyin' to you, Roman Reigns. You think there's a happy ending, with a divided family- but a divided family can break like a big ol' palm tree, or bend like a reed in the swamp. Last night, your family was divided, and they broke in two. But we, we culled the weakest reed, and we bend. Our family divided, and now we'll just grow bigger, we'll cull the easiest swamp blossoms, looking to be liberated, and we'll only get ourselves stronger. My first pick, the man who'll help me do that...is DYLAN VACHON." Dylan Vachon got up from the seat and sat down behind Wyatt. SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH 5: Roman Reigns, Big E Langston, 3 TBA vs. Bray Wyatt, Dylan Vachon, 3 TBA. Erick Rowan headed to the podium, still wearing his sheep mask, a little wary of things. Triple H looked to Rowan, who didn't speak. Triple H tried talking to him, as Erick Rowan pointed towards Goldust. "You...no, Erick- you can't pick Goldust." Rowan made a noise, saying "Nooooo...", still pointing as Triple H said "No, Erick, you can't pick The Big Show either. Goldust already picked him, he's not a choice anymore..." Erick Rowan kept saying "Noooooo..." as Big Show stood up. "Wait, Erick, are you trying to pick me...?" Rowan said "Cooooooo", as Big Show said "Wait, then..." "as Rowan nodded his head and said "Coooooooooo, Coooooooooooo" "Sorry, Hunter. Erick Rowan- we know last night, he just got freed from the Wyatt Family- he's a little new to being on his own...I think I got it, though. I may not be 100% sure, but I think Erick Rowan's trying to say that his first pick is my protege, COLIN CASSADY!" WELLLLLL...IT'S THE BIG SHOW! Erick Rowan nodded, saying "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!" as Colin Cassady headed down the ramp, then shook hands with Rowan and stood behind him. Luke Harper stood up and glared at Rowan, before Bray Wyatt also stood up. "...Luke...he ain't much for words either. But our family doesn't need them...to be as strong as we can be, he's asked me to handle drafting his picks as well. And with his first pick- Harper chooses, KEVIN OWENS!" Kevin Owens looked, then sat behind Luke Harper. SURVIVOR SERIES, MATCH SIX: Erick Rowan, Colin Cassady, 3 TBA vs. Luke Harper, Kevin Owens, 3 TBA As the final picks headed up, Seth Rollins came to the podium and took the mic. "...okay, can we at least TRY and pretend there's some shock to this one? First, Roman- big man, great choice in Big E, the guy's great, he's bad enough to take on Bray. Good looking out, bro- I needed this one. I'm not even going to try and pretend otherwise- if I can have anyone in the WWE as my partner, there's no other man I'd pick than my brother. My first pick is DEAN AMBROSE!" Dean Ambrose's theme hit as Ambrose headed out and put his fist out, which Seth Rollins joined him with, as Ambrose sat behind Rollins as Randy Orton took the mic. "...okay, Hunter...you really put me over a barrel here. I can't pick you because of your match with Itami. I can't pick Cody because he's a captain, I can't pick Ted because Cody picked him, I can't even pick Charlotte because Seth Rollins didn't pick a Diva?" Triple H said "those are the rules- you didn't like it, maybe you should have WON LAST NIGHT at Hell in a Cell and taken care of Hideo Itami." Orton looked, then nodded. "Fine. If all the better choices aren't there...I'm at least getting the best guy available. John Cena...you're one of my best rivals ever, just like in your DVD coming soon. There's your plug, you owe me. If you say this guy's good enough to have your back...that's good enough for me to trust him. My first pick is CONNOR O'BRIAN!" The Ascension theme hit as O'Brian headed down the ramp, tried to motion to Cena and Axel as Cena said "It's cool, it's cool, then O'Brian took a seat behind Orton. The fourteen men looked at each other as the show ended... SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH 7: Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, 3 TBA vs. Randy Orton, Connor O'Brian, 3 TBA
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 29, 2015 16:15:40 GMT -5
NXT TAKEOVER, October 30: NXT Takeover started out with NXT General Manager William Regal in the ring alongside AC Halliburton, the NXT Tag Team Championships in his hands. Regal said that tonight was supposed to be a celebration- as The New Day had just won the NXT Tag Team Titles, had just received their promotion to the WWE main roster- and were going to defend their NXT Tag Team Championships in a rematch against the Famous Monsters here tonight. Unfortunately, after Monday's match on Raw where the Returning Kings had injured Angelo Dawkins, that match will never happen now. Regal had said he had known both members of that team while they were in NXT recently, and he had known they had some mental demons to take care of, but he never dreamed THEY were the demons. Unfortunately, while tonight should have been the New Day's celebration- it is with a somber note that Mr.Halliburton has come back to NXT tonight- as AC Halliburton is there to surrender his and Angelo Dawkins's NXT Tag Team Championships. Halliburton handed Regal the belts as Regal said that this is not the way he hoped he could celebrate his graduation to the WWE roster, but he wishes that Halliburton- and when he returns, Dawkins, as well- let this minor setback wash away from them and become the great WWE superstars they can be. Regal continued by saying tonight there would be two Fatal Four-Way elimination tag team matches for the top eight contenders to the tag titles, with the winning teams facing off with each other for the belts. The first would start right now- as The British Invasion of Kenneth Cameron and Rockstar Spud, The Motor City Machine Guns, The Wolfpack of Vinny Saggs and Joe Brody, and the Von Erich Brothers, Marshall and Ross, headed to the ring for the first qualifier. The Von Erichs came out with a rocket, punishing any team they could. Vinny Saggs matched up with them- which was a big issue for the former main-roster member. The Von Erichs' teamwork led them to systematically destroy him- as Ross Von Erich locked the Claw on him for the first elimination. The Motor City Machine Guns followed, causing a better matchup for the team- but the top indy standout team and the brothers had equal ability to match up with each other. Chris Sabin tried for the attack, but Marshall Von Erich locked another Claw in, stopping him dead as he tapped out. Marshall celebrated, but Rockstar Spud hit a low blow on him, then rolled him up as their mentor Robbie Brookside pulled the rope away for the victory for his team. Mike Bennett headed to the ring to some boos, saying that he didn't deserve the treatment the fans were giving him. He's a top independent superstar- and no one gave him the respect they gave his peers. He's a surefire future WWE star, and he deserves better than this- and so he demanded some real competition...why DO these guys in NXT always DO THAT? Well, Bennett made the mistake, and now it's his own fault. Bob Sapp's out there, Bob Sapp punched him in the face really, really f***ing hard, and now Bennett will be eating through a straw for the next week or so. Well, no one listens to me, I'm only describing the matches, but DON'T DO THAT IT NEVER WORKS OUT FOR YOU NXT WRESTLERS! Divas' action followed, as the Punk Rock Poser Princess Becky Lynch took on the foreign sensation Ayako Hamada. The two put on a big matchup, never letting the other get a second of freedom, both trying to jockey for position in the NXT Women's Title picture for the belt to be defended later on tonight. It was Lynch who got the win this time, though, locking in the Lucky 13 on Hamada to get a big victory. An "X-Division" match occurred, as The Amazing Red took on Petey Williams in a big battle. Both men were able to dazzle the opponents, putting on a number of nice attacks on each other. Petey Williams was able to power himself into the match, brutalizing Red with a number of vicious assaults. Petey Williams went for the Canadian Destroyer to take him out for good- but the lights flickered as the sight of The Amazing Red screaming was seen on the TitanTron. When the video finished, the larger, "Crimson Red" had been there to meet Williams- and he was pissed. A Red Sky followed, as Petey Williams was dispatched. The second NXT Tag Team Championship Qualifier took place, as The Famous Monsters of Gronda and Lenn Oddity took on The Hoopla Hotties of Matt Taven and Jimmy Kekoa, The Sacred Band of Thebes of HG and Danshoku Dino, and The Future Is Now members Ricochet and Lince Dorado. Ricochet and Dorado started the match on the offensive, trying to dazzle all three opponents with their high-flying ability. But, much like Icarus flew too close to the sun, Dorado flew too close to Gronda as Ricochet flew too close to Crazzy Steve and Metal Master on the outside, who dispatched them- as Dorado felt a big powerbomb to be taken out of action. Gronda celebrated- but Matt Taven and Jimmy Kekoa were able to double-team the monstrous demon. Gronda tried tagging out to Lenn Oddity- but the smaller, more anarchic Oddity was even worse a matchup for the two. Kekoa and Taven got a double superkick on him, getting the win. The two celebrated, then motioned the ropes for a celebratory kiss from their valets. Unfortunately, they were dispatched easily by two of the followers of their opponents. Even more unfortunately for them- the people who did this, Cassandro and Pimpinela Escarlata, were MORE than willing to be worthy replacements.Both guys got the kiss, and in their disgust, HG and Dino got an easy double rollup and a double "SCHOOLBOY HOOOOOOOOOO!" for the victory to qualify for the finals. Marcus Louis had to deal with his sudden demotion back to NXT in a big way, and he was not happy. So not happy, he wanted to take on any NXT superstar and prove he was WWE caliber. ...even the main roster guys just don't learn, do they? Well, who listens to me...now you have your problem...here comes Bull Dempsey, and he does not look pleased to see the new opponent. Dempsey destroys him, a Katahajime follows, and Bull Dempsey gets the biggest win of his career. LEARN SOMETHING, NXT! Divas' action followed, as NXT Women's Champion Jessie McKay took on the toughest challenge of her...ca...career oh I'm sorry I can't even type this with a straight face when Snooki's facing off with her. Madison Eagles got in Snooki's face and told her to just stand down if she knew what was good for her- only for Snooki to say her girls were there in spirit with her, bringing Carmella to the ring with her. Madison Eagles then powerbombed Carmella on the outside...proving just how little help that was. Snooki looked a little more concerned, as Jessie McKay punished her with a number of nice attacks. Snooki tried to fight back- but just before McKay could do the killing blow, Snooki's MTV castmate J-Woww came from the stands...and...and attacked McKay from behind...no. DEAR GOD NO. Snooki...hit a cartwheel splash and PLEASE SAY JESSIE MCKAY AND MADISON EAGLES ARE BEING PROMOTED IMMINENTLY. F****** SNOOKI. F****** SNOOKI IS THE NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION. EVEN IF IT'S DEVELOPMENTAL. THE BELT PAIGE, CHARLOTTE, AND SASHA BANKS HELD ADMIRABLY IN REAL LIFE IS BEING HELD BY F****** SNOOKI IN THIS DIARY. WHEN THE HELL DID I FORGET REFLECTO MIGHT BE COMPLETELY UTTERLY INSANE? WHY? THIS HAPPENED AND WE LET IT HAPPEN. The finals of the NXT Tag Team Title Qualifiers occurred as The British Invasion took on the Sacred Band of Thebes. The British Invasion came in full force alongside Robbie Brookside and Dragon Aisu- but the Sacred Band came with their three friends- and Cassandro, Paredyse, and Pimpinela Escarlata were hungry for the titles, and hungrier for love- which ran off the two easily. Danshoku Dino and HG were more than able to take on the two, which helped punish the opponents viciously- but what Kenneth Cameron and Rockstar Spud didn't have in numbers now, they had in cheating. HG and Dino did a double Bronco Buster to the two- but Cameron hit a big punch to Dino's crotch, which only made his attack more vicious. Spud tried the same to HG, who shouted "LOW BLOW HOOOOOOOOOOO!" and punished him further. SCHOOLBOY HOOOOOOOO! followed, and The Sacred Band of Thebes had the NXT Tag Team Championships. Their allies headed into the ring and celebrated to the crowd, as backstage Baron Corbin was all business taking his title. In the main event, Baron Corbin looked furious at the attacks. The formerly always happy, always excited Hype Man of NXT, Mojo Rawley, had been a man possessed by his desire to be the NXT Champion- and Rawley used that hype to rush to the ring and attack the Lone Wolf of NXT. Rawley punished Corbin to the crowd's boos, trying to brutalize him with everything he had. Corbin, however, was more than able to fight back, matching all of Mojo Rawley's attacks with equally brutal ones. The two mastodons tried battling, neither one getting an attack. Slowly, it looked like Rawley was taking away all of Corbin's cardio, and Rawley's hype gave him more and more of an advantage. Corbin tried pacing himself, hurting himself against Rawley's unstoppable force. Mojo Rawley got a big attack on Corbin, then tried to go for the kill by undoing one of the turnbuckles. Rawley went for an Irish Whip on Corbin- who reversed it and sent Rawley close- but Rawley merely stopped, then slammed Corbin's head onto the exposed turnbuckle for a ten count to send him down. A Hyperdrive followed, as Mojo Rawley grabbed Corbin's tights to get the win and become the NXT Champion. After the match, Mojo Rawley held the NXT Championship aloft- then clocked Baron Corbin with it a few more times, finally celebrating all the way up the ramp as he held the belt aloft, his cackles with delight seeming more evil than celebratory to the fans.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 29, 2015 16:17:55 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, October 31: The spookiest Smackdown of 2014 started off with the SCARIEST match that we could come up with...BIG SHOW FIGHTING FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE YEAR 2014- well, alongside his protege, Colin Cassady- fighting the surprising new champions of Titus O'Neil and Jimmy Uso. Footage was seen of Main Event where the Funkadactyls' proteges pulled off the massive shocker, and with a big win like that, the two seemed to be flying high. Unfortunately, Big Show and Colin Cassady are both seven foot tall. And at last check, no, no you can't teach dat. Big Show and Big Cass punished the new champions- making the big upset on Main Event seem like the big fluke victory as Big Show and Cassady won the WWE Tag Team Championships. After the match, the new champions celebrated- as the old champions of Justin Gabriel and Adrian Neville headed to the ring to remind them- they still have a rematch clause- even if these other guys do too, they want their shot at the belts. Good luck with that, I guess. Backstage, Finn Balor was getting ready, as Bo Dallas headed over to him. Dallas said that he thought it was really, really swell that Balor chose him to be part of his Survivor Series team. He knows that there's been some rough patches, but it means a lot that Balor's choo-choo-chosen him to be on his side. Finn Balor's proven to be a great United States Champion, he's proven to be one of the greatest prospects in the WWE- but now he'll be a star not just in the ring, but in life, because he chose to BO-LIEVE. Balor facepalmed, and asked if this is what he's got to deal with all month now? Bo Dallas said that he had made Balor some cookies to celebrate- as Balor said he doesn't trust the guy yet. I'm going with guys like Finlay out there- All Balor cares about is knowing you're tough enough to take on men like Finlay and Sheamus. Bo Dallas said faith makes anyone stronger- I'm that strong- you just have to BO-LIEVE. Finn Balor said you gotta show him, not tell him- and in Ireland, they find out how tough a man is the only way you really can- they find out how tough you are by fighting you. I don't need to Bo-lieve or Believe it or whatever your little cult goes on about- you want me to know how tough you are? Fight me, here tonight. I'll even put the belt on the line. Dallas agreed- and after the break, we had a match. Finn Balor toyed with Dallas, as the Bo-Lievers started talking and trading notes with the 3MB members at ringside- the Bo-Lievers trading cookies and BO-LIEVE buttons for air guitars as they air-rocked hymns for Dallas. Balor kept up his attack, Bo Dallas getting up for more and trying to prove himself worthy of teaming with Balor. Balor went for the kill- but before he could, Finlay headed to the ring and distracted Balor. Balor argued, then turned around into a Brogue Kick by Finlay- and Bo Dallas countered as Balor dropped into a Bo-Dog to get the pinfall and become the new United States Champion. After the match, Bo Dallas took the United States Title as he and his Bo-Lievers did a victory lap around the ring, then Dallas headed into the ring and tried helping Finn Balor up- who slapped Dallas away. The Bo-Lievers did another victory lap, with the 3MB members nearly joining them until Balor forced them away. Backstage, Paige showed up dressed up as a witch, wondering why Stephanie McMahon had to make all the Divas dress in Halloween costumes once again. Stephanie said that the WWE Universe expects certain things for Halloween, and one of those is seeing the WWE Divas in sexy costumes. Paige asked, then why isn't SHE in costume, as Stephanie said she was- she chose to dress in the costume of the greatest role model that little girls in the WWE Universe could have- someone they could look at and strive for greatness themselves. It's not Stephanie's fault that meant she has to dress up for Halloween as herself. Paige snuck off as The Returning Kings showed up in costume- Donny Sparkle claiming they were showing equality by dressing up as My Little Pony characters dressed up as human girls dressed up as men- and demanded to be part of the Halloween Costume Battle Royal. Stephanie looked as Paige said it didn't matter- she'll take on whoever's the number one contender- and she'll beat them. The show cut to break before Stephanie decided... ...and when the break ended, the 20 Divas were in the Battle Royal. JoJo Offerman (dressed up as a cat)...well, was out quickly to an Alexa Bliss (dressed up as Queen Elsa) elimination. Eden Stiles (dressed as Goldust) followed, as Lana (dressed as Vladimir Putin) took her out- which was countered as Charlotte (dressed as Ric Flair) eliminated her. The Fandangirl (dressed as Fandango) was gone as Brie and Nikki Bella (Brie dressed as Daniel Bryan, Nikki dressed as a vampire) took her out- but that led to Ariel (dressed as a rock star) took Nikki out before Brie knocked Ariel out in turn. Veronica Lane (dressed as a princess) tried to hide from the others, but Summer Rae (dressed as a football player) hit a big tackle out of the ring for her. Summer Rae celebrated- but the Funkadactyls (both dressed as schoolgirls) sent her out. Kendall Skye (dressed as a cowgirl) sent Cameron out in exchange, which was countered as Bayley (dressed as a sumo wrestler) took her out. Jaz Fawkes (dressed in a Matrix outfit) and Natalya (dressed as a werewolf teamed up and took Bianca Ferrari (dressed in her club attire) out. Fawkes and Natalya shook hands, as Eva Marie (dressed as Stephanie McMahon) took them out. The six remaining women tied up and tried to fight each other- only for The Returning Kings to hit the ring and lay waste to all six- eliminating each woman in turn. The two Returning Kings members celebrated as the crowd booed. Paige stared the two down- just as Stephanie McMahon came to the ring. Stephanie said that this was a great victory for the Returning Kings...but unfortunately, since they are men, they are technically ineligible to be number one contender. The Returning Kings were furious, saying this is the injustice they're fighting against...as Stephanie McMahon ignored them and said that, since every contender has been eliminated, the number one contendership clearly defaults to the only rightful number one contender- herself, Stephanie McMahon. Paige glared at Stephanie as the show went backstage... ...where Randy Orton was alongside Connor O'Brian, who was silent. Orton said that he didn't like him, and Connor didn't like...well, anyone- but he's trusting him. Randy Orton's the Face of the WWE- he DESERVES to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion again. John Cena said you were the baddest man he knew- he wants to know Cena's right. Orton told O'Brian to tell him- he can help him win, then he can be his best friend- but if O'Brian screws him at Survivor Series- then the Authority's coming after ALL of the Paul Heyman Guys. John Cena, Curtis Axel- they're good enough- but even Heyman knows the only reason Brock Lesnar is allowed to no-show events and not defend his title- is Triple H ALLOWS Brock Lesnar to do that. O'Brian didn't say anything- as Roman Reigns smirked and said 'so, you already can't be on the same page? Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose are gonna eat you alive. Believe THAT.' Orton said that he was looking for someone to test Connor against- and he must have just volunteered. Reigns said that was fine, his guy needs to prove how bad he can be too. This tied to the next match, as Connor O'Brian took on Big E Langston to prove themselves. Big E had Reigns's full support- which was a benefit for the big man- but Connor O'Brian was a force of nature. O'Brian started brutalizing Big E, doing whatever he could to decimate him. A big Stockade was locked in, and O'Brian gets the big victory. Big E fought back on O'Brian as Randy Orton and Roman Reigns glared at each other. Tag Team action from two teammates- or, at least the most expected teammates of the Survivor Series so far- followed, as Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose took on Bray Wyatt and Dylan Vachon. Wyatt and Vachon tried fighting the force of the former Shield brothers, but Vachon's decidedly less regular teaming with Wyatt hindered him, as the teamwork of the Shield came back in spades. Ambrose and Rollins toyed with the two, decimating their weaknesses and keeping themselves in control. Curb Stomp by Rollins was followed by a Dean Ambrose Dirty Deeds, as they got a big victory. In the main event, we had another big tag team battle for teammates at Survivor Series, with John Cena teaming up with Curtis Axel to face off with Antonio Cesaro and Sami Zayn. Cena tried motioning for Cesaro- only for Sami Zayn to fight back and demand Cena at the beginning. Cena laughed, then started attacking Zayn, brutalizing him throughout the match. Cena punished Zayn with a number of moves, toying with the lesser one and cackling 'THIS is your choice? He sucks as bad as YOU DO!" to Cesaro. Cena went to hit the Spoiler Alert on Zayn- but Cesaro tagged Zayn's leg before Cena spun him and chop-blocked Cena. Cesaro attacked Cena, with Cena finally smirking and tagging in Curtis Axel. Axel fought Cesaro, who destroyed Axel even more with vicious moves. Cesaro hit the Cesaro Swing on Axel for 15 rotations as Cena didn't bother helping him, finally sending him down. THAT was when Cena tagged in, going for the attack and fighting Cesaro. Cena grabbed Cesaro and hit the Spoiler Alert for 16 rotations, and hit the Attitude Adjustment before gloating...but Cena didn't see that Sami Zayn tagged Cesaro while he was there. As Cena gloated, Zayn hit the Helluva Kick on him, getting him down for the big victory. After the match, Sami Zayn skanked over Cena- who grabbed him and hit an AA on him, then locked the STF on him and refused to drop, even after road agents tried pulling him off. The show ended as Sami Zayn screamed to force of Cena's brutal STF.
SUPERSTARS SPOILERS: Solomon Crowe d. Seth Rollins to retain WWE Cruiserweight Title. The Vaudevillains d. Elijah Burke and Xavier Woods. Bayley d. Brie Bella. Scott Dawson d. Tensai. Alexa Bliss d. Cameron.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 29, 2015 16:23:32 GMT -5
RAW, November 3. Raw started out with a bang, as JBL, Michael Cole, and Chris Jericho talked about how tonight was going to be a big tag team showcase- every match tonight will be part of the WWE Survivor Series fantasy draft, with the draft picks of each round facing off. This led to the night's first tag team match- as Evolution headed to the ring. Cody Rhodes led Ted DiBiase into the ring, as Rhodes took the mic... "If I get the first pick in this round, I needed to make sure I had someone who was worthy of joining Evolution in the ring. If I'm going to put my worthless brother away and show him, once and for all, what his place is in this ring, I have to make sure my partners can dominate him. And Charlotte, I'm sorry that I couldn't pick you, but I need to step on Goldust's neck once and for all before he retires at the end of this year. I looked throughout the roster, and I think I found a man right here who's Evolution material- so I'm pleased to announce Ted's partner, my second-round pick and the first choice this round...hit his music!" The fans waited... RISING FROM THE GROUND... ...the crowd gave a mixed reaction as Tyson Kidd headed down the ramp, his headphones making him ignore the boos as Natalya led him to the ring as he took his place at DiBiase's side. The two looked each other over and shook hands- as Goldust led The Big Show, one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, down the ramp as Goldust took the mic. "...58 days, brother. 58 days left in my career, and 58 days to get my revenge. You may have evolved into something, but you will never be as Bizarre as I have been- and my partners mix perfectly of veterans and bizarre. My opponent is someone who is a man after my own heart, a man of talent, of a...bizarre nature, who can help me eviscerate you at Survivor Series and break your spirit...THIS MAN." The fans waited... Da-DA! Da-da-da-DA DA... The fans gave a cheer as Fandango and his dancer danced down to the ring and took the place next to Big Show. SECOND ROUND: 1- Cody Rhodes SELECTS Tyson Kidd 2- Goldust SELECTS Fandango SURVIVOR SERIES QUALIFIER: THE BIZARRE ONES vs. THE LEGACY: Goldust, The Big Show, Fandango, 2 TBA vs. Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, Tyson Kidd, 2 TBA The two teams got into a fight and a...well, relatively mismatched tag match. Cody and Goldust managed to keep crowds interested, but this seemed like more of a Lethal Lottery match than anything- likely a bad sign for the rest of the show. Big Show and Fandango settled into a general comedy team, with Fandango trying to dance with his partner as Cody's team took a powder. The crowd chanted for Big Show- who started mimicking Fandango's moves while taking Natalya as a partner to some cheers. Tyson Kidd looked furious, as Goldust grabbed him and started dancing with him. Ted DiBiase looked over at the farce- just as Cody Rhodes grabbed him, and they started dancing a bit before the two looked and said 'why are we doing this?'- then attacked the heels. The former Legacy attacked Fandango- leaving the furious Kidd to try and attack Big Show. Big Show kept it going, but where Tyson Kidd didn't have the size, he still came close enough to Big Show's crotch to make a low blow count. Big Show went down as Cody Rhodes's teammates got the big win. (77) Following the break, the bell rang as the Bo-Liever Bus coming down. The lights dimmed as smoke came from it- then the Bo-Lievers all walked out, painted up like Finn Balor while singing the praises of Bo Dallas. Dallas came out, Balor glaring at his United States Title before taking the mic. "...can't really say I didn't pick the right partner, I guess. Dallas- I know I can trust ya, I know you're good enough to get me this win over Sheamus. Just remember- the next few weeks, I'll be yer mate- but the second Survivor Series is over- you OWE ME a rematch for my United States Championship. I ain't callin' it in yet- last I want is for me to beat ya into a bloody pulp an' risk my chances at Survivor Series...but it's coming for ya. Still, I gotta say I like me' chances more. A man can beat me for a title, he's good enough to beat some Lucky Charms joke like Sheamus any day of the week. An' it made my chose even easier. I want the future, I'm getting it. I want people I know can take anyone- even me out...I'm going back to my blood. I'm going back to the future....an' Triple H said it himself. ANYONE, on the WWE or NXT roster, is available to draft...so I'm goin' back to NXT. My second pick..is THIS MAN." The crowd waited...as the lights went down. The people who KNEW started cheering... as the spotlights lit up. "OH MY." "WHAT A SECOND ROUND STEAL, MAGGLE! Triple H said ANYONE on WWE or NXT's roster was available- well, Finn Balor just capitalized huge! I doubt Sheamus could have seen this one coming!" The crowd kept going for these cheers, as Baron Corbin showed up and took the side of Finn Balor and Bo Dallas. "This is a big pickup, JBL- Baron Corbin, the Lone Wolf of NXT, the most recent NXT Champion- indeed, the man who beat Finn Balor himself FOR the gold. I've seen this guy in action- and even in NXT they had no answer this guy...and they KNEW what to expect from him!" Sheamus headed down to the ring alongside Finlay, as Sheamus took the mic... "Oi, what's the craque, fella? Good choice. Good choice. I'll give ya that one. Baron Corbin- I seen him in NXT, he's good. An, Bo Dallas...'e beat you last Friday an' took your United States Championship- he must be great for that. I ain't gonna joke about these- your picks inspired me. You want some young guns, I ain't mad at'cha. Heck, I want to get me one too. Hence, I decided if you didn't take this guy, I was. My next pick, is this man!" The fans waited- as Adrian Neville's theme hit to the fans' cheers. Neville shook hands with Sheamus, as the four started their match...with Adrian Neville letting Finlay in to start. Bo Dallas tried to go in- but Baron Corbin put his hand up, then pointed to the outside. Bo Dallas followed, then blissfully did a victory lap as the Bo-Lievers joined him. ...or tried to. Corbin grabbed Finlay, then hit the End of Days on him quickly for the big victory. Corbin glared to the outside as Finn Balor tried raising his hand, but Corbin slapped it away and simply walked back, the Bo-Lievers still blissfully doing a victory lap as Finn Balor shook his head. 3- Finn Balor SELECTS Baron Corbin 4- Sheamus SELECTS Adrian Neville SURVIVOR SERIES QUALIFIER: THE EUROPEAN UNION vs. THE NXT GENERATION: Sheamus, Finlay, Adrian Neville, 2 TBA vs. Finn Balor, Bo Dallas, Baron Corbin, 2 TBA (77) The show went to the ring, as Alexander Rusev and Lana showed up to the crowd's boos, Naomi and Jimmy Uso following to some similar ones. "SCHTRIZE! SCHTRIZE! Last week, my client, Rusev, gave me the power of proxy to help find the greatest men, the greatest monsters, who would help destroy the Nexus- indeed, all of America. Rusev must become the Sole Survivor, so that he may prove what everyone in Russia knows. Any American- even an allegedly dominant American like Brock Lesnar, would be defeated by even the tiniest baby girl in Russia. A man like Rusev- second only in his power and dominance to Vladimir Putin, could destroy even a man like Brock Lesnar with only his pinky finger. It is so dominant, Rusev does not even need me to pick any more, as Rusev could destroy all of Bad News Barrett's army without breaking a sweat..." Just then, Naomi whispered in Lana's ear. "Very well, Naomi has asked to make my choices. It is all moot, so I will allow her the opportunity as my...assistant." Naomi smiled. "We ain't leaving anything to chance. Our second pick is TITUS O'NEIL!" Funk is on a ROLL... Titus O'Neil headed out, shook hands with Jimmy Uso, as the two headed down the ramp. The Nexus's theme hit- as Darren Young and Justin Gabriel merely headed out without a problem. Bad News Barrett took the mic. "Oh...you expected otherwise? I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS...if your choice went without saying, neither did MINE." 5- Alexander Rusev SELECTS Titus O'Neil 6- Bad News Barrett SELECTS Justin Gabriel SURVIVOR SERIES QUALIFIER: The Nexus vs. The Un-Americans: Bad News Barrett, Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, 2 TBA vs. Alexander Rusev, Jimmy Uso, Titus O'Neil, 2 TBA In what became the first standard tag team match of the night, the recent upset tag champions took on half of the last two tag team champions. Young and Gabriel's teamwork was surprisingly better than expected, the two bringing an attack to O'Neil and Uso. The current tag champs' didn't need teamwork, as they tried destroying the others. Titus O'Neil brought the attack to his former partner, brutalizing him. Young got the hot tag- but that didn't even do much to help him. Jimmy Uso got a big superkick on Gabriel, then a Clash of the Titus got the win for Naomi's allies. The two kept up their attack as Bad News Barrett fought them off afterwards.(80) Stephanie McMahon showed up in the ring, and said that for the last weekend, she's heard the Tweets from everyone about how much she shouldn't be number one contender. She wanted to come to the ring and announce that she didn't understand just what she was fighting against in the world. These Tweets just prove that every man in the WWE Universe was a misogynist- she knew the Returning Kings were going to get their way, but she didn't realize how evil the WWE Universe were until she heard them DARE to say Stephanie McMahon wasn't a worthy challenger to Paige's Divas' Championship. When Stephanie McMahon saw these people demand that Stephanie rescind her contendership, she realized just why no WWE fan will ever have anyone love them. They're all worthless, chauvinist pigs. She'd say maybe their mothers love them, but if they can't support Stephanie McMahon as Divas' Champion they clearly hate ALL women everywhere, forever. This would be bad enough- except the women in the crowd were just as bad. The things the women said were even WORSE than the men. She knew there was institutionalized sexism, but she never saw how bad it was until this occurred. She realized women have a true role model right in front of them- a great businesswoman, a great champion, a great wife and mother, someone who truly can say she has it all...and they dare to turn their backs on them. The Returning Kings are everything wrong with manhood today...and she's here to tell every woman who thinks Stephanie McMahon shouldn't be the Divas' Champion that the Returning Kings are EXACTLY the husbands that you women deserve (as the crowd booed.) Stephanie continued by saying that, they shouldn't boo them- not when she was about to give them all what they wanted. The crowd kept booing as Stephanie said if you keep booing one more time, I'll change my mind. The crowd gave a "WHAT?" chant, as Stephanie said "Steve Austin wasn't worthy of filling my briefcase and neither are any of you!" as the crowd booed more. Stephanie said 'well, I was going to say I was going to HANDLE this problem as the number one contender, but I guess you can't leave well enough alone.' The crowd cheered as Stephanie smiled. She knew that would get them. As a great businesswoman, Stephanie is proud to announce she's heard the fans' concerns, and she has listened to them. That is why she has decided NOT to wrestle Paige for the Divas' Championship. The crowd exploded- which was moreso as Paige came to the ring and clapped. Paige said she finally made the right decision and did what was best for business. She finally listened to these fans and stepped aside from fighting her again. Paige then asked, so- who's the new number one contender? Six girls were the last involved- she'll happily defend against any or all of them if she had to. Stephanie McMahon smiled...and then said "No...you didn't hear me right." Stephanie said she WASN'T GOING TO WRESTLE Paige for the Divas' Championship...SHE NEVER SAID she was rescinding her place as number one contender to the Divas' Title. The crowd booed as Stephanie just smiled and continued- saying "You don't get it, do you?" Stephanie actually WON. She's the number one contender to the Divas' Title. Paige is REQUIRED to defend the Divas' Championship in the next 30 days against a worthy contender- and if Stephanie McMahon is the number one contender, then NO Diva is a more worthy contender than Stephanie. You HAVE to defend the title against me in the next 30 days- and I refuse to accept a match for your Divas' Title. You'll never get to defend the title because of that- and now, in 30 days, you'll have to HAND ME the Divas' Title without a fight for refusing to defend the belt against me within the limit. The crowd was furious as Paige screamed "TRY AND GET IT FROM ME!" as Stephanie did a mom dance to celebrate. (79) Before the next match, Bray Wyatt's entrance started. Bray Wyatt took the mic.. . "...Roman, Roman, Roman. You spend all your time, trying to KEEP your family TOGETHER, but it's been broken. I DON'T NEED no way to keep a family together- IT IS together. I'ma make my family stronger, and get all the downtrodden, the tired, the poor, the huddled masses. They all don't need no chosen one, they NEED a LEADER. They NEED a man who can make them the hero they gonna be. They need a man to gather the people who slipped them through the cracks to make them the monster they can be. This man here- he was once a hero, but he was abandoned. Bobby Whiskey done him wrong, and now he's alone. And where he's ALONE, that's a man waiting less for the touch of his woman, but for the love of Sister Abigail- to find a home, a family, who won't abandon him. My pick...is THIS MAN." The American Outlaws' theme hit as Scott Dawson headed down the ramp to a lack of reaction, as Roman Reigns was in the crowd, Big E Langston behind him. "...that's your game? See, that's why you're where you are, and why I'll be where I am. You don't WANT that title around your waist anymore than you want to make everyone as evil as you. I'm out here for one reason- to win. My boy Big E here is out here for one reason- to WIN. And my new teammate- he's been here for a short time, and he's proven all he does is WIN. My pick is THIS MAN." The Code of Solomon's theme hit as Solomon Crowe headed down to the ring behind the two as the match began... 7- Bray Wyatt SELECTS Scott Dawson 8- Roman Reigns SELECTS Solomon Crowe SURVIVOR SERIES: THE ROMAN EMPIRE vs. THE WYATT FAMILY Roman Reigns, Big E Langston, Solomon Crowe, 2 TBA vs. Bray Wyatt, Dylan Vachon, Scott Dawson, 2 TBA. ...and the beatdown started, quickly. Bray Wyatt's plan to just have people he thought he could bring over to the Wyatt Family hurt him, as Big E and Crowe were more than able to squash Vachon and Dawson. Vachon tried fighting back on Crowe- but even that had no chance to help much. The squash happened further- with Big E getting a Big Ending on Dawson for the victory. The Wyatts glared at Dawson- who scoffed and walked away from them.(76) Following the match, Wyatt stood at the ramp, as Luke Harper was there... "...one may fall, but when you have two teams, there's always another man. Another victim. Another person who's waiting to join the family, even when they don't know it yet. And my faithful servant, Luke Harper- he got us one...his draft choice." The fans waited- as Luke Harper and Kevin Owens dragged the jobber who beat The Miz last week to the ring. Quentin Marsh looked dazed and disheveled, unsure where he was, as he was put next to Owens. This led to Erick Rowan's theme song, as Colin Cassady joined him out there. "...the prodigal son- my lost lamb, he's returned to the flock. Just like your new brother gonna join us, you can come back to the fold. He's got the whoooooooooooooolee world...in his hands..." Erick Rowan screamed, as Colin Cassady put earmuffs on him, with Rowan seeming to become normal as Marsh was more dazed. Rowan looked, then pointed to his mask as Cassady looked. Rowan then pointed to his earmuffs, and moved them outwards, then did the same for his mask. "...you...you sure, big man? You want...HIM?" Rowan nodded and said "Yaaaaaaaah!" as Cassady said it. "Well, not my first choice- but Erick Rowan says his draft pick is...EL TORITO!" El Torito headed to the ring as Erick Rowan clapped his hands and allied with Cassady. 9- Luke Harper SELECTS Quentin Marsh 10- Erick Rowan SELECTS El Torito SURVIVOR SERIES: THE LOST LAMBS vs. THE TEAM PLAYERS: Erick Rowan, Colin Cassady, El Torito, 2 TBA vs. Luke Harper, Kevin Owens, Quentin Marsh, 2 TBA As the match happened...well, it was not good for Rowan's pick. The crowd was happy El Torito was joining Rowan, and Rowan seemed to be happy for it- but Owens and Marsh were able to pick apart El Torito in the ring. Cassady tried getting a tag in to help his partner- but the Wyatts knew no matter how good a performer he was, El Torito was 4 foot 5, and you can't BUY a advantage like dat. Kevin Owens clobbered El Torito, hitting him with a number of pop-up Powerbombs to take him out before pinning him. Kevin Owens stood triumphant after the win, as Quentin Marsh went blank before Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt took him backstage.(74) After the break, Randy Orton headed to the ring, Connor O'Brian watching his back, as he took the mic. "...before I start, I'm sorry, Charlotte- I can't take this risk right now. If The Shield are allies- I already have one of the toughest men in this business backing me up- but he's untrained. I need to make sure my team is good enough to take out both Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins- so I need a steal. I need a man who I know is good enough, and even if he's been on a downturn recently, I know what he can do at his best. I need THIS MAN." The crowd waited... HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! The crowd gave a chorus of boos as Damien Sandow came to the ring and took Randy Orton's side, he and O'Brian heading to the ring. This led to The former Shield members heading down as Seth Rollins took the mic. "Randy, Randy, Randy. You know, I thought better of you. I thought you were going to pick a team that worked...when the Diva was the BETTER choice for you...that's not the Face of the WWE I knew and...hated. Anyway, you can have your little mismatched team. I value a team that'll work together, will have the right teamwork, and will WIN together. I have my lieutenant Dean Ambrose right here- and we discussed it and want someone to help us have a great team to work together- so we chose...HIM." The crowd waited... LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! The crowd gave a cheer as Sin Cara headed to their side, pointed towards them, and did his entrance, he and Ambrose heading into the ring... 11- Randy Orton SELECTS Damien Sandow 12- Seth Rollins SELECTS Sin Cara THE DRAGONSHIELD VS. THE VIPERS: Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Sin Cara, 2 TBA vs. Randy Orton, Connor O'Brian, Damien Sandow, 2 TBA ...and in the ring, the thrown together team seemed to work together. Sandow's brains and Connor's brawn had more than been a match for Ambrose and Sin Cara, who struggled to click together. Connor O'Brian toyed with Sin Cara, punishing him with everything he had in him. Sin Cara took the assault, trying desperately to get to his teammate. A mistake by O'Brian gave Sin Cara his opportunity, tagging in Ambrose, who was a house afire. Ambrose punished both men, brutalizing them with his attacks. Dirty Deeds followed on Damien Sandow, and the face team got the big win.(75) Backstage, Hideo Itami was stretching, when police officers came to the building. One said that according to a report, Itami was trespassing on WWE property. Itami tried saying no, only for them to say Triple H had claimed that, due to him officially trying to usurp his power, he's working for himself- and thus is trespassing at HIS show and will be punished. Until such time as Survivor Series, Hideo Itami will be considered off the WWE roster. Itami protested as the police officers tried restraining him, then handcuffed him and dragged him out as Triple H looked on with a smile. Triple H said "great job, you guys- me and the wife will pick up some tickets to help this...does the policemen's ball still exist?"- only for Hideo Itami to scream "YOU HAVE NONE!" as he's dragged off. (77) In the main event, Paul Heyman led Curtis Axel and John Cena to the ring, then took the mic. "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and I am the advocate who is in charge of everything in professional wrestling today. I am the advocate for not only my client, the WWE World Heavyweight Champion and the 1 in 21-1, BROCK LESNAR, I am the advocate for the members of the team that is going to defeat every other man, have the Sole Survivor, and FACE my client, Brock Lesnar, for the WWE World Heavyweight championship at the Royal Rumble- Curtis Axel and the team captain, John Cena. And even if it sends a Paul Heyman Guy to the slaughter, the chance of giving Brock Lesnar an easy battle to help him before he retires as the WWE World Heavyweight Champion is worth a one-time attack between brothers. Now, Mr.Cena is a great captain in his own right, but for a team like The CeNation, he needs to make sure the entire team is amazing. That is why I have scoured the roster, looking for a loophole, trying to find the right team- and if only Triple H is unavailable, the world is my oyster. I could pick someone like, say, THE ROCK as his partner. I could pick SHAWN MICHAELS as his partner. I could pick HULK HOGAN as his partner. I could pick THE UNDERTAKER as his partner...no, wait, if MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA, then why would I want a washed up guy like HIM on my team? I have weighed in on that choice long and hard, and I think I..." OH, RADIO, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW... Zack Ryder came to the ring, the Four Broskis in tow, as he took the mic. "Come on, come on Heyman, ARE YOU SERIOUS, BRO? Come on- you know me and John Cena, we been Broskis forever. John Cena and I, we're like THIS, bro! You can say whatever you want here, but every one of the people in the WWE Universe knows if John Cena was picking his opponent, he would lose zeroes like that and pick his TRUE Broski as his tag partner- Long Island Iced Z, baby! He wants someone who'd take out Cesaro and his little generic goofball broski. Am I Cena's choice? WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!" "Well, um, Zack Ryder is a very talented performer, but John Cena can't have any personal views to this, he needs people to make sure that Antonio Cesaro pays like the crybaby cheater he is..." "Oh, please. Do you deny, Cena, that I'm your number one Broskiannumbertwopick?" "Well, come on, Zack- the fans here KNOW that you're my Broski, so..." "Cena said it! It's out there! He just picked me with his draft choice! WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT! Let's get these guys, Ax-man!" Zack Ryder and Curtis Axel headed to the ring as Paul Heyman looked furious. Antonio Cesaro's theme hit as Sami Zayn followed him to the ring, Cesaro taking the mic as Cena shouted "BOO! YOU SUCK! NO ONE JOIN THIS GUY'S TEAM, HE SUCKS!" as Cesaro took the mic. "How the hell can I suck if you're the guy so desperate you'd pick ZACK RYDER in the second round?" "Waaah waaah even Zack Wyder is more popoowur than me waaaaaah." "Whatever, quit your crying- it makes you look like the little boy you dress like. You can have your friends- but the difference is, YOUR friends are...losers. MY friends...are champions. Sami Zayn, the best prospect in this industry today, and now my new partner- a man I'm proud to call a friend, a former partner, a former World Champion....THIS MAN." The crowd waited- as Jack Swagger's theme hit as the crowd gave a big cheer. Swagger, Cesaro, Zayn, and Zeb Colter gave the crowd a "WE THE PEOPLE!" chant, then Swagger and Zayn headed to the ring... 13- John Cena SELECTS Zack Ryder 14- Antonio Cesaro SELECTS Jack Swagger THE SWISS ARMY vs. THE CENATION: Antonio Cesaro, Sami Zayn, Jack Swagger, 2 TBA vs. John Cena, Curtis Axel, Zack Ryder, 2 TBA The two teams tore into each other from the bell. Swagger and Zayn ended up having better chemistry than Axel and Ryder, punishing the two with some decent double team moves. Swagger absolutely wrecked Ryder, punishing the Woo Woo Woo kid with every brutal attack he had in him. Ryder tried to fight back, but Swagger was too much for him. When Axel and Ryder didn't look like they had anything left, that was when John Cena had seen enough- and took his chain and clocked Sami Zayn with it, taking him out of commission. The referee looked at Cena doing it- and that was when Curtis Axel struck and hit Swagger with a pair of brass knuckles. Ryder got a Broski Boot on Swagger, as he went down for the count- and the referee turned around as Ryder and Axel got the win. The two celebrated as Cesaro checked on Zayn- only for Cena to grab Zayn and hit the Spoiler Alert for 15 rotations on the outside, then AA Zayn onto the announce table as Raw ended. (84)
MAIN EVENT SPOILERS: Paige d. Naomi- Stephanie McMahon makes it a non-title match beforehand Quentin Marsh and Luke Harper d. Alex Riley and Xavier Woods. Baron Corbin d. The Miz. The Returning Kings d. Wesley Blake and Buddy Murphy. Bianca Ferrari d. Cameron.
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 29, 2015 16:29:04 GMT -5
SMACKDOWN, November 7. Smackdown began in a big way, as the Great White Sheamus came to the ring for a big- oh, wait, here comes Baron Corbin. Corbin comes out, and then beats Sheamus with the End of Days in 17 seconds. ...uh, so. How about that local sports team, eh? Maybe I should've picked another match to start off Smackdown. Eh, we have some great commercials lined up, go get a snack, I'll be right here when something else works reading this magazine... ...what? It's not a bad choice. ...dammit, "Tiger Beat" has some of the finest political satire of any mainstream magazine, honest! ...well, maybe you just haven't READ it in a few years is all. Okay, this is better- it's something guaranteed to be pretty long. A Triple H promo. Triple H talked about how maybe what he did last week seemed 'cruel' when he had Hideo Itami arrested- but it's best for business. The second Hideo Itami comes at the king, he's no longer part of the company- he's a rival businessman. And Hideo Itami will learn that Triple H and The Authority are best for business. Triple H doesn't talk about just how fabulously rich he and Stephanie McMahon are- but they HAVE TO BE to run this company. Hideo Itami isn't nearly able to take a company on his back- even with half of Triple H's power, Hideo Itami doesn't have the money. This brought out Hideo Itami, who said money does not matter, heart matters. Power matters. PEOPLE matter. KICK matters. Triple H said that's cute, really. Say you'll do what the people want- but that's all beautiful until you have to pay some bills. The WWE- by doing what The Authority want, can PAY those bills, because it truly IS best for business. These fans may not like everything he does, but they want to see it, and they'll PAY to see it. And if they don't, the people who you say matter will sell you out in a flat minute to be able to eat. Even Paul Heyman could have everyone in ECW drink his Kool-Aid, but the second his checks started bouncing, they were begging people like Vince McMahon and Eric Bischoff to pay them. Hideo Itami said, "I HAVE MONEY." Triple H mocked him and said 'our developmental contracts don't pay THAT much', with Itami saying 'I have investors.' Triple H mocked him, and said 'like who? Who'll pay to have the hope maybe you can take my power?" Hideo Itami said 'HIM'... ...as the crowd gave a gasp/cheer/WTF? moment as the "Saved by the Bell" theme hit. Just then, actor Dennis Haskins showed up at Itami's side, then told Triple H that for all the money he THINKS he has, he's forgotten the people who really matter in the WWE Universe, the WWE Universe as a whole. Haskins is an actor second, and a lifelong WWE Universe member first, and to him, It's a great investment in these fans, and the business of pro wrestling, to back Hideo Itami and give him the money to take your power away and give these fans a REAL alternative, dedicated to giving them what they WANT. Triple H was furious as Itami and Haskins high-fived fans. John Cena was in action tonight, taking on one of Antonio Cesaro's teammates, Sami Zayn. Cena had been on a downswing against Cesaro's partners, which only made him more and more angry and willing to punish Zayn. Zayn couldn't take Cena by surprise this time, allowing Cena to toy with the young standout. Sami Zayn cleared some cobwebs out, then started to attack Cena with a number of vicious moves. Zayn went for the Helluva Kick, but Cena went back to a Spoiler Alert, getting 5 rotations and going for the Attitude Adjustment. Cena tried to go for the STF, but Sami Zayn kicked him and tried to keep fighting. Cena saw it and gloated, then went for another Spoiler Alert- but Sami Zayn rolled him up and got a three count as the crowd went wild. Zayn celebrated as Cena was furious, then hit an Attitude Adjustment on him, picking him up and locking the Spoiler Alert on it for 15 more rotations. In singles action, the Architect of the Shield, Seth Rollins, took on the Intellectual Savior of team Randy Orton in Damien Sandow. The slumping Sandow tried to prove to Orton he was worthy of being part of his team...and maybe he would have been better served going after another member of the team instead. Rollins had the advantage and really never stopped having it. A quick Curb Stomp on Sandow, and Rollins had the win. Randy Orton got angry at Sandow, saying that's not the type of match his team can have- only for Rollins to challenge him to face one of his team members. Orton agreed, and we had a match that was...NEXT. When that happened, Randy Orton had his opponent, in the Mexican sensation Sin Cara. Sin Cara had been on just as poor a streak as Sandow was, with Orton toying with the luchador and doing what he pleased in the ring. Orton slowed the match down, punishing him and keeping Sin Cara grounded. Orton went for a kill, hitting a vicious RKO- but just before he could set Sin Cara up for a Punt, Dean Ambrose hit the ring and attacked. Dirty Deeds followed as Ambrose got the match thrown out, then Orton, Ambrose, and Sin Cara beat down the face of the WWE. A moonsault by Sin Cara finished it, as the Shield and their teammate stood triumphant. Bray Wyatt sent out his newest team member, Scott Dawson, to try and take out Roman Reigns...uh, maybe Wyatt did a bad decision. First off, Dawson had no interest in joining Bray Wyatt. This just made Wyatt angrier, as Dawson got clobbered by Wyatt before the match. This...may have been another bad decision by Wyatt; Scott Dawson was already a massive underdog against the Sword of the Shield, and a Superman Punch and Spear took Dawson out. After the match, Scott Dawson was furious at Bray Wyatt, saying 'YOU WON'T BREAK ME!' as Wyatt sang how he has the whole world in his hands. In one of the more...unique matchups that happened as a result of the Survivor Series, you end up with Bray Wyatt and his newest family member, Quentin Marsh, as they faced the unlikely team of Code of Solomon member and WWE Cruiserweight Champion Solomon Crowe and El Torito. The Wyatt Family had a far better string of luck than they had with Scott Dawson, punishing Crowe with everything they had and brutalizing the champion. Solomon Crowe tried to get to his corner, but remembered who his partner was as he thought otherwise. Wyatt and Marsh kept up the attack, only for Crowe to finally give and tag in the baby bull- only to be surprised as El Torito brought out a string of great high flying attacks on Quentin Marsh. El Torito totally surprised Marsh, finally hitting a big hurricanrana on Marsh for the big victory. After the match, Solomon Crowe was shocked, then put El Torito up on his shoulder as they celebrated...only for Charlotte to show up and dropkick the two of them down. Charlotte grabbed Crowe's title and held it up as she glared down at him. Tag Team action followed, as we had a rematch of Main Event's Tag Team Title change- when Titus O'Neil and Jimmy Uso took on Adrian Neville and Justin Gabriel. The two teams tried to fight, with The Funkadactyls' lieges taking an early advantage. Titus O'Neil was able to do what he pleased to the two smaller men, as Jimmy Uso waited to pick the bones. As the match occurred, AC Halliburton started making his way down the ramp, rapping and high fiving the fans as Neville and Gabriel tried fighting back. Titus O'Neil got an advantage, then tagged into Jimmy Uso, who got a big superkick on Justin Gabriel, sending him out for the big win. After the match, AC Halliburton argued with the two, as Jimmy Uso said that his tag team partner's gone- he doesn't want any of them. Halliburton said "you're right- I don't...my BOY does." Just then, Jey Uso- albeit with no facepaint anymore and dressed similar to Halliburton, then clobbered Jimmy Uso from behind with a superkick. He took a microphone, and said "HEY YO! NEW DAY! AC HALLIBURTON! J. ENTERPRISE, WHAT!" before dropping the mic on Jimmy Uso. Goldust had a chance to take on a member of Cody Rhodes's team at Survivor Series, taking on Tyson Kidd. David Hart Smith and Natalya were right there to help Kidd out, giving Goldust a disadvantage from the beginning. Goldust tried to fight back on him, only to have Kidd stop fighting with his massive ability on a technical scale and fight with his equally massive willing to cheat like a bastard. David Hart Smith started clobbering the referee, only for Tyson Kidd to take an advantage. A Sharpshooter followed, as Goldust tapped out. Goldust looked downwards as Tyson Kidd took the mic and asked why Goldust would worry about tapping out. He's only got 54 more days as a WWE Superstar before he'll be forced to retire- it's not like he has a tomorrow or anything, FACT. At least he'll be put away for good, and the real talent will get THEIR shot at Brock Lesnar at the Rumble when Cody's team puts Goldust away for good. FACT. In Divas' action, Paige came down to the ring for her first match since Stephanie McMahon's evil plan came to pass. Paige tried to defend her Divas' Title against Bayley, only to have Stephanie McMahon come to the ring. Stephanie said that unfortunately, Bayley was NOT the number one contender, so she's not a worthy challenger for the Divas' Title. If Paige was desperate to fight deserving challengers, though, she could give suitable replacements. The crowd gave a chorus of boos as The Returning Kings showed up, and both started to attack Paige. The two kept up a vicious assault as Stephanie called the shots. Donny Sparkle went for the loaded doll, but Paige blocked it and sent it away. Stephanie screamed 'END HER!" as DynamicSensation tried to put Paige on his shoulders for the Kingslayer. Paige got out of it, then countered with a big shot to the face- only for Stephanie McMahon to scream "CLOSED FIST! DISQUALIFY HER!"- as the referee called for the bell. The Returning Kings tried to keep the attack going, but Paige grabbed her title and swung for the bleachers, clocking Donny Sparkle and then disappearing through the crowd as the two complained. In the main event, Zack Ryder got a second chance to show he was worthy of being part of John Cena's Survivor Series team, taking on Antonio Cesaro. Cesaro managed to punish Ryder with a series of power attacks, brutalizing Long Island Iced Z with everything he had in him. Ryder tried to get back in the match, but Cesaro was too much. Cesaro went for the Cesaro Swing- but Ryder grabbed the ropes, blocking it. Cesaro tried fighting Ryder off the ropes, but Ryder kicked Cesaro in the crotch, giving him an opening. Rough Ryder got 2, as Cesaro was forced to fight out of the attack by Ryder. Ryder finally got an advantage, hitting a Broski Boot, then taking Cesaro out for a shocking three count. After the match, Zack Ryder celebrated alongside the other Four Broskis as Smackdown ended...
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