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Post by bmfjules on Jul 22, 2015 12:05:50 GMT -5
I know a lot of it has to do with the mad man in their headsets constantly feeding them lines, but these guys annoy me for different reasons. Cole I have grown to tolerate to occasionally like, but he has his moments where he is insufferable. JBL and Lawler also go back and forth for me. Sometimes I really like them, but when they are bad, they are completely infuriating such as Lawler in his Cena cheerleader mode or JBL when he gets it on his agenda to just cut down some struggling new talent.
Booker T when he does announce is just mostly indecipherable and he is a gaff machine "Owen Hart didn't defy gravity..."
I think my vote goes to Saxton though. He has the vocal/emotional range of Siri giving GPS instructions.
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2015 12:16:51 GMT -5
JBYell
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Post by JCBaggee on Jul 22, 2015 12:41:34 GMT -5
JBL's nowhere near as bad as King's been the past 7 years or so. He just hasn't cared in a very, very long time.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jul 22, 2015 12:42:43 GMT -5
A lot of the announcers are bad, but JBL is just a total assault on the eardrums, and actively detrimental to anything he commentates. And his obnoxiousness seems something all of his own, different from the usual obnoxiousness that comes from the other commentators with that Vince flavour, so I don't think he's capable of a Beast In The East style success.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jul 22, 2015 12:46:51 GMT -5
I've missed a month or so of WWE but the last time I watched Raw, JBL called Roman Reigns a 'HOTHEAD' about 50 times and that is basically my only enduring memory of the show. I don't remember where it was, who wrestled, how it ended, but I do remember that every time Roman Reigns showed up on screen JBL said something along the lines of 'WHAT DOES THAT HOT HEAD WANT?'
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 12:49:59 GMT -5
Tie between Cole and JBL.
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Post by TheFadedSpade on Jul 22, 2015 13:03:47 GMT -5
At least JBL occasionally makes guys look good, Lawler is there for a paycheck and that's it.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 22, 2015 13:13:44 GMT -5
JBL
Just Boring and Loud
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 22, 2015 13:16:05 GMT -5
Lawler.
Oddly enough, JBL is the most tolerable for me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 13:25:27 GMT -5
It's a tough question.
Michael Cole's lack of sincerity and laundry list, buzzword-laden way of describing the action makes it all seem so pointless. Most of this is on the direction, but he's the one saying it, so it falls on him.
JBL at least sounds engaged in the product a lot of the time, it just comes off as the most obnoxious idiot in a bar yelling about football stats or something.
Lawler adds absolutely nothing to the product, but at least he's subdued and less offensive than JBL.
Hah, which is worst out of that? You call it, I can't.
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 22, 2015 13:29:33 GMT -5
Cole, King, and JBL are all bad for different reasons.
Cole sucks because he's basically the vessel for Vince McMahon to shill and spout buzzwords.
King sucks because he clearly doesn't care anymore.
JBL sucks because he seems to care a little too much, but he's just bad at his job. So he just shouts without knowing what to actually shout about.
Basically it's the perfect cocktail of ass.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jul 22, 2015 13:34:51 GMT -5
Cole is bad but at least he's trying to do a lot of stuff at once (even though it's terrible and takes the focus away from the match).
JBL literally just sits there and shouts the same things every week about FLYING USOS and How FUN TO WATCH things are.
I can't believe anyone actually noticed Byron was there enough to actually vote for him.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jul 22, 2015 13:36:31 GMT -5
Booker. He has always sucked and always will. The rest have shown that without having to deal with Vince or Kevin Dunn, they can put on a great show.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jul 22, 2015 13:38:32 GMT -5
JBL. He just sucks in every possible way now.
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Post by barelybeastmode on Jul 22, 2015 13:39:31 GMT -5
Cole is bad but at least he's trying to do a lot of stuff at once (even though it's terrible and takes the focus away from the match). JBL literally just sits there and shouts the same things every week about FLYING USOS and How FUN TO WATCH things are. I can't believe anyone actually noticed Byron was there enough to actually vote for him.I kid you not, I literally forgot Byron was there almost two weeks in a row. He says so little of consequence (or anything at all really) that when I heard his voice this monday I legit asked, "Who the hell is on commentary?" I forget the man exists until a camera is on him.
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Post by britstap on Jul 22, 2015 13:40:30 GMT -5
King's been phoning it in for years.
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 22, 2015 13:44:55 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I forgot Booker. At least the other guys can speak english.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 22, 2015 13:46:18 GMT -5
Even if you removed the terrible direction from the commentary booth, Lawler would still be unable to provide anything worthwhile to the show, and no matter how much JBL yells, any time they cut to the booth and I see a 65 year-old man wearing a shitty graphic tee he pulled off the rack of Wal-Mart just to not feel as old as he is, that's the bit that bothers me. He simply doesn't care, and while the others have potential that's being squandered from outside forces, he's doing this to himself.
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Post by MichaelMartini on Jul 22, 2015 16:03:53 GMT -5
Where's the all of the above option?
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Jul 22, 2015 16:39:28 GMT -5
JBL hasn't made me feel uncomfortable watching the divas yet, so Lawler.
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