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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 17:17:25 GMT -5
With the twist that Super Cena has to win or it's a no contest, DQ, scenario when the title doesn't change hands.
*Godzilla has entered the US Open Challenge*
Book how the match goes.
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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Jul 22, 2015 17:21:21 GMT -5
With the twist that Super Cena has to win or it's a no contest, DQ, scenario when the title doesn't change hands. *Godzilla has entered the US Open Challenge* Book how the match goes. Godzilla puts up a competitive match only to eat 3 AAs and taps to the STF in the middle of the ring. Cena tells Godzilla he belongs here. "Goku has entered the US Open Challenge." |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 17:24:33 GMT -5
With the twist that Super Cena has to win or it's a no contest, DQ, scenario when the title doesn't change hands. *Godzilla has entered the US Open Challenge* Book how the match goes. Godzilla puts up a competitive match only to eat 3 AAs and taps to the STF in the middle of the ring. Cena tells Godzilla he belongs here. "Goku has entered the US Open Challenge." It's a 1 hour and 35 minute match. 94 minutes of the match was Cena and Goku standing staring at each other making constipated faces and talking before Goku throws the first punch in which Cena ducks and gives Goku the AA and pins him. *Freddy Krueger has entered the challenge* |
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 22, 2015 17:26:58 GMT -5
Goku and Cena square off and Goku decides to SSG Mode and creates a spirit bomb while Cena is laid out. Goku fires the Spirit Bomb and Cena jumps up at the last second, swats the Spirit Bomb away, and gives Goku the AA. 1-2-3 Cena wins.
Batman challenges Cena.....
*Edit* Dammit!
Cena goes to sleep and Freddy enters his dream. Freddy realizes he can't actually see Cena in his dream. While Freddy fumbles around, Cena runs up and gives him a the AA and pins him. While Cena celebrates he wakes up to Freddy dressed as Nikki Bella. Cena once again give Freddy Bella the AA and pins Freddy. This is an infinite cycle.
Now. Batman Challenges Cena.
*Edit* Dammit again!
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 22, 2015 17:27:21 GMT -5
John Cena never gives up on anything and that includes staying awake, so Freddy gets squashed in about 2 minutes with one AA.
*Bob Sapp enters the challenge*
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 22, 2015 17:28:49 GMT -5
John Cena never gives up on anything and that includes staying awake, so Freddy gets squashed in about 2 minutes with one AA. *Bob Sapp enters the challenge* Cena shows Sapp this video and Sapp cries in tears Next Challenger is Eric Angle |
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jul 22, 2015 17:36:07 GMT -5
They don't wrestle they have a best of 7 game playing hungry hungry hippos in togas Eric angle forfeits the match by knocking the board Over when Cena was up 2-0
Tito Santana
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 17:36:09 GMT -5
John Cena never gives up on anything and that includes staying awake, so Freddy gets squashed in about 2 minutes with one AA. *Bob Sapp enters the challenge* Cena shows Sapp this video and Sapp cries in tears Next Challenger is Eric Angle It's a highly competitive match, Cena has locked Eric Angle with the STF in the middle ring and it looks like he was about to tap when all of a sudden out of nowhere, Kurt Angle moonsaults from the rafters and lands on Cena ending the match as a DQ. They don't wrestle they have a best of 7 game playing hungry hungry hippos in togas Eric angle forfeits the match by knocking the board Over when Cena was up 2-0 Tito Santana Tito Santana gives John Cena a dropkick and it hits his hand. Cena calls the match to be off because his finger might be broken aka pulling a Sin Cara. Tito Santana goes full ADR and kicks Cena's ass. * Mister Pigwell has entered the challenge* |
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jul 22, 2015 17:38:48 GMT -5
The match starts off with a crazed, Canadian lady running in through the crowd and yelling about stars being lost. Cena manages to hit an AA for the pin after Mister Pigwell gets too distracted doing an evil laugh. *Mike Knox's beard has entered the open challenge* |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 22, 2015 18:00:08 GMT -5
The match starts off with a crazed, Canadian lady running in through the crowd and yelling about stars being lost. Cena manages to hit an AA for the pin after Mister Pigwell gets too distracted doing an evil laugh. *Mike Knox's beard has entered the open challenge* John Cena makes Crazzy Steve tapout after Steve tries to give Cena a ballon next up Hostage taking Bird |
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jul 22, 2015 18:27:08 GMT -5
The match starts off with a crazed, Canadian lady running in through the crowd and yelling about stars being lost. Cena manages to hit an AA for the pin after Mister Pigwell gets too distracted doing an evil laugh. *Mike Knox's beard has entered the open challenge* John Cena makes Crazzy Steve tapout after Steve tries to give Cena a ballon next up Hostage taking Bird Cena is frozen with fear, until HTB is counted out after seeing something shiny in the audience. "And the next challenger iiiiiiiiiiissssss.... SNITSKY!" |
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jul 22, 2015 18:39:59 GMT -5
Snitsky has the match won but then he decides to go for his new finisher, he grabs a doll baby and punts it at Cena, the baby hits Cena in the face but rebounds and hits Snitsky too, Snitsky falls to the floor as Cena falls back but into the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes and falls on top of Snitsky for the win and keeps the title.
Barney Stinson
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Post by Starshine on Jul 22, 2015 18:46:11 GMT -5
Cena purposely spills cola on Barney's suit, and in the distraction gives him an FU and taps him out with the STFU.
*Optimus Prime has arrived*
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Post by Ruthless Pessimism on Jul 22, 2015 18:58:09 GMT -5
After a 10-minute dueling promo, Optimus begins his long-winded movie transformation, allowing Cena the chance to rip out the Matrix of Leadership and AA it in the middle of the ring. Cena then applies a sloppy STFU onto one of Prime's smokestacks for the win.
*Jim Carrey has entered the US Open Challenge* |
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 22, 2015 19:02:29 GMT -5
Optimus Prime opens his chest to reveal the Matrix of Leadership and "You Got The Touch " plays from the speakers. Cena opens his chest like the Guyver and reveals the John Cena Matrix of Hustle Loyalty and Respect and his theme blares from his chest loud enough to shatter the glass on the windows of Prime's chest. Optimus looks like he's having a heart attack and Cena scoops him up and gives him an AA. Cena pins him and Prime powers down like he did in the animated movie.
Now can I get my Batman vs John Cena?
*Edit* I give up. I've been defeated by the John Cena Thread.
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jul 22, 2015 19:19:51 GMT -5
This one's for "Magic" Mark Hurr. Jim Carrey is defeated by John Cena when he lasso's the moon to pull it closer to the Earth but Cena, being Superman, simply flies up and pushes the moon back in position. Not wanting the closer moon to devastate the Earth's tides of course. Carrey, still holding the end of the rope, is launched into outer space. Thus Cena wins by count-out becoming only the 2nd man in WWE history to defeat God. This roundly pisses off Morgan Freeman who was enjoying a nice holiday. Batman vs. John Cena |
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Post by sunnytaker on Jul 22, 2015 21:01:12 GMT -5
Cena does his usual poopy joke laden promo complete with "respect" "the man you have to beat" and other usual Cena-isms for 30 minutes while batman stares at him. finally cena thrusts the mixc in batman's face and asks him what does he have to say about that. Batman wakes up from the nap he was taking during the promo looks Cena in the eyes and proclaims "I'm Batman."
in a frenzy that poopy talk has failed to distract batman cena attacks but batman being batman has counters for every one of cena's moves. Batman is about to finish cena off when Sting appears on the stage. mistaking sting for the Joker batman runs off to apprehend sting causing him to lose the match via countout.
next: Naruto vs Cena
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