The Next Big LOLTNA Moment

[Deleted]

What do you reckon it'll be? I put my money on Khoya winning the strap to a horrified crowd...

Well...group.

[Deleted]

Predicting what TNA will do next is like giving Vince Russo LSD and a book of Mad Libs, there's no way to even get close to guessing correctly

[Professor Chaos]

I don't read spoilers but with the spoilers thread at 55 pages for the last set of tapings I got a feeling it's already happened. Of course they're filming 6 months worth and likely off the air in September so we may never get to see it.

[Mister Pigwell]

Jul 27, 2015 17:09:35 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

I don't read spoilers but with the spoilers thread at 55 pages for the last set of tapings I got a feeling it's already happened. Of course they're filming 6 months worth and likely off the air in September so we may never get to see it.

Not so much LOLTNA.

I'd call it a new category of just WTFTNA

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Khoya leading the "TNA Army" against GFW and young upstart Jeff Jarret.

[Ryushinku]

Everyone is desperately hoping they have Khoya beat EC3 for the title, yeah. That's the gold medal LOLTNA moment out there.

Still, plenty of other opportunities for dumbassery and they love to surprise...

[Joe Neglia]

Davey Richards in a gauntlet match. First "opponent" is actually a 3-man team in a handicap match, second round (they'll change it to rounds by this point) will be a 3-way dance, and the final fall (by this point, they'll have changed the rules again to 2 out of 3) will be a 90-minute Iron Man match. Winner (Davey) gets a slot in the Reverse King of the Mountain match that night. By that point he's just repeating "I am Groot." over and over. Oh, and at the very end of the night, they have to send him back out to retape about a third of the Iron Man match because their camera fritzed up and they have to reshoot it.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

I think it's gonna be that EC3 leaves the company with the belt because he's not getting paid, and Dixie appears on TV and denounces him, calling him by his real name and saying that he pretended to be a Carter, like Fritz did to that fake Von Erich that was supposed to be Waldo's son.

I think Dixie is stupid enough that she thinks EC3 is her nephew.

[A Platypus Rave]

Whatever we guess the reality will be way stupider

[ededdneddy]

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Dancing Great Khali....um I mean Khoya

[Mayonnaise]

TNA announces an arena for a PPV, sales tickets and when everyone shows up, they realize they never booked the arena.

[progwd]

Jul 28, 2015 4:26:19 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

Davey Richards in a gauntlet match. First "opponent" is actually a 3-man team in a handicap match, second round (they'll change it to rounds by this point) will be a 3-way dance, and the final fall (by this point, they'll have changed the rules again to 2 out of 3) will be a 90-minute Iron Man match. Winner (Davey) gets a slot in the Reverse King of the Mountain match that night. By that point he's just repeating "I am Groot." over and over. Oh, and at the very end of the night, they have to send him back out to retape about a third of the Iron Man match because their camera fritzed up and they have to reshoot it.

Will everybody be trapped in the penalty box to start and the only way you can escape the box is to be pinned. So everybody will just lay down as the dozen fans in the IMPACT ZONE~! cheer them on thinking it's the greatest shit ever. Eventually Earl Hebner will climb up the ladder, grab the Reverse King of the Mountain title (aka the Vinnie Russo Memorial championship even though he ain't dead yet). As Earl grabs the title, Don West comes out and they proceed to sell the title. Only for Earl Hebner to reveal himself as Dave as the real Earl walks out in Bret Hart gear proclaiming that he screwed himself and will screw himself again, this time with a little help. That help? Abyss who does his funny little run down the ramp holding a screwdriver. He then proceeds to knock Earl out with the tool, as Dave Hebner is trying to sell the title to one of the ten fans in the IMPACT ZONE~!

But wait, there's more! The five contestants in the Reverse King of the Mountain match (Khoya, Manik, Davey Richards, Norv Fernum, and Dewey Barnes) all lay on top of one another to finally escape the penalty box. But wait a minute! EV100(years old).0 (consisting of Tommy Dreamer, Al Snow, and D'Lo Brown - why not? -) come through the crowd and knock out the rest of the TNA locker room. EV100.0 enters the ring with Abyss, who stands there and claps like a little child meeting Santa Claus for the first time, who then proclaims that "Their Here!".

With the show coming to a close, Dixie Carter walks out on the stage and says that she will announce the next inductee into the TNA Hall of Shame - errr Fame-: the late, great Vince Russo! But holy God music starts playing as Russo drops down from the rafters in WCW Sting fashion announcing that he had been resurrected for this very special moment. He thanks Dixie for the honor and says that he is the greatest booker in history and announces that he has brought TNA to places it's never seen before (like Hell, you know?). Russo then bashes Dixie in the head with the microphone, forcing her to collapse as he enters the ring to pose with Abyss, Tommy Dreamer, Al Snow, and D'Lo Brown to form the RWO, the Russo World Order.

We're not done being swerved yet, bro! Dixie then gets back up and yells that Russo screwed her, and that she will screw him back. Because it popped ratings for the WWE, we now get the Dixie Carter and Vince Russo Live Sex Celebration! As they are under the covers, to the disgust of the now two fans in the IMPACT ZONE~!, Abyss pours gasoline on the bed but doesn't light it up. Instead, he rolls around in it and then dances like Big Dick Johnson, and a happy Khoya joins in on the fun. While all of this happens, Tommy Dreamer eats a doughnut in the corner, Al Snow and D'Lo Brown call some local Indy fed for work, Davey Richards is reminiscing in his old ROH days wishing he didn't burn that bridge, Manik is trying his best to look under the covers at Dixie, and Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes remain unconscious because they are jobbers.

Somewhere outside of the IMPACT ZONE~!, Eric Bischoff is watching crying, knowing that he will never get the money Dixie owed him, because that money is being pissed away by Dixie and Vince's new child: Ditzie Russo!

What the f*** did I just write?

[Main Eventer]

I have a feeling one day WWE is going to sign whoever is the TNA World Champion, and due to TNA's 2 years worth of tapings can't do anything about it until the tapings end.

[Larryhausen]

Jul 28, 2015 15:06:46 GMT -5 progwd said:

Jul 28, 2015 4:26:19 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

Davey Richards in a gauntlet match. First "opponent" is actually a 3-man team in a handicap match, second round (they'll change it to rounds by this point) will be a 3-way dance, and the final fall (by this point, they'll have changed the rules again to 2 out of 3) will be a 90-minute Iron Man match. Winner (Davey) gets a slot in the Reverse King of the Mountain match that night. By that point he's just repeating "I am Groot." over and over. Oh, and at the very end of the night, they have to send him back out to retape about a third of the Iron Man match because their camera fritzed up and they have to reshoot it.

Will everybody be trapped in the penalty box to start and the only way you can escape the box is to be pinned. So everybody will just lay down as the dozen fans in the IMPACT ZONE~! cheer them on thinking it's the greatest shit ever. Eventually Earl Hebner will climb up the ladder, grab the Reverse King of the Mountain title (aka the Vinnie Russo Memorial championship even though he ain't dead yet). As Earl grabs the title, Don West comes out and they proceed to sell the title. Only for Earl Hebner to reveal himself as Dave as the real Earl walks out in Bret Hart gear proclaiming that he screwed himself and will screw himself again, this time with a little help. That help? Abyss who does his funny little run down the ramp holding a screwdriver. He then proceeds to knock Earl out with the tool, as Dave Hebner is trying to sell the title to one of the ten fans in the IMPACT ZONE~!

But wait, there's more! The five contestants in the Reverse King of the Mountain match (Khoya, Manik, Davey Richards, Norv Fernum, and Dewey Barnes) all lay on top of one another to finally escape the penalty box. But wait a minute! EV100(years old).0 (consisting of Tommy Dreamer, Al Snow, and D'Lo Brown - why not? -) come through the crowd and knock out the rest of the TNA locker room. EV100.0 enters the ring with Abyss, who stands there and claps like a little child meeting Santa Claus for the first time, who then proclaims that "Their Here!".

With the show coming to a close, Dixie Carter walks out on the stage and says that she will announce the next inductee into the TNA Hall of Shame - errr Fame-: the late, great Vince Russo! But holy God music starts playing as Russo drops down from the rafters in WCW Sting fashion announcing that he had been resurrected for this very special moment. He thanks Dixie for the honor and says that he is the greatest booker in history and announces that he has brought TNA to places it's never seen before (like Hell, you know?). Russo then bashes Dixie in the head with the microphone, forcing her to collapse as he enters the ring to pose with Abyss, Tommy Dreamer, Al Snow, and D'Lo Brown to form the RWO, the Russo World Order.

We're not done being swerved yet, bro! Dixie then gets back up and yells that Russo screwed her, and that she will screw him back. Because it popped ratings for the WWE, we now get the Dixie Carter and Vince Russo Live Sex Celebration! As they are under the covers, to the disgust of the now two fans in the IMPACT ZONE~!, Abyss pours gasoline on the bed but doesn't light it up. Instead, he rolls around in it and then dances like Big Dick Johnson, and a happy Khoya joins in on the fun. While all of this happens, Tommy Dreamer eats a doughnut in the corner, Al Snow and D'Lo Brown call some local Indy fed for work, Davey Richards is reminiscing in his old ROH days wishing he didn't burn that bridge, Manik is trying his best to look under the covers at Dixie, and Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes remain unconscious because they are jobbers.

Somewhere outside of the IMPACT ZONE~!, Eric Bischoff is watching crying, knowing that he will never get the money Dixie owed him, because that money is being pissed away by Dixie and Vince's new child: Ditzie Russo!

What the f*** did I just write?

[Sir Woodrow]

It will be something we have never been prepared for & when it does happen we'll look back and say "Damn it Dixie"

[Chainsaw]

It's absolutely going to be Hogan saving TNA from GFW. There's no way that it won't happen.

[Aya Reiko]

Wait 'til the next set of spoilers. I'm sure at least 5 of those moments will happen.

[JTG]

The prothestic leg will be the next TNA Champion

[LuchaBella]

Bigfoot. Khoya. Dancing.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

Jul 28, 2015 15:38:42 GMT -5 Main Eventer said:

I have a feeling one day WWE is going to sign whoever is the TNA World Champion, and due to TNA's 2 years worth of tapings can't do anything about it until the tapings end.

It ends with TNA World Heavyweight Champion Cheex reenacting the prom queen scene from Mean Girls with the roster, so everyone's technically the TNA Champion and WWE CAN'T SIGN ANYONE!

...not that they cared.