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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 15:48:39 GMT -5
Why were they oiled up and shiny?
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Jul 28, 2015 16:14:47 GMT -5
What' you've never wanted to be oiled up and shiny while playing balls with other dudes?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 16:47:37 GMT -5
What' you've never wanted to be oiled up and shiny while playing balls with other dudes? I don't want sunburn and balls slapping hard against my sunburnt skin. Like oww  |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 28, 2015 20:57:25 GMT -5
Suntan lotion.
They applied it to each other.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 28, 2015 21:28:40 GMT -5
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jul 29, 2015 0:06:24 GMT -5
water based lubes, how else do they get into those flight suits?
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Jul 29, 2015 0:16:11 GMT -5
Who cares ! That was the best scene in the movie. I miss that Val Kilmer. He has not aged well.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 29, 2015 0:20:46 GMT -5
Remember, after chasing sunsets, one of life's simple joys, is playing....with the boys.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2015 0:27:46 GMT -5
It's just what you do. Oil up the bod, bust out the volleyball, and crank up the Loggins. It's been my Saturday routine for the last decade.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 29, 2015 0:31:17 GMT -5
As my mother always says "why does Kelly McGillis need to be in this film?"
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Post by suave on Jul 29, 2015 0:32:15 GMT -5
Because TOP MOTHERf***ING GUN, that's why.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jul 29, 2015 1:17:35 GMT -5
Who cares ! That was the best scene in the movie. I miss that Val Kilmer. He has not aged well. He still looks like he's oiled up all the time, I think it's just fried chicken grease though. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 29, 2015 7:02:11 GMT -5
I'd post the Always Sunny parody of it, but the only clip I found had the following scene with TONS of man ass. So Google at your own leisure.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 29, 2015 7:06:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2015 8:17:07 GMT -5
Because its the beach, brah. They were hot and sweaty.
Also, the real question, why isn't every character oily up and shiny in every movie. It would make most films WAY better.
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Post by tms on Jul 29, 2015 8:41:48 GMT -5
I usually don't have a particularly dirty mind, but "Playing With the Boys" always came off as having lyrics a wank pheasant could relate to.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jul 29, 2015 8:53:48 GMT -5
Don't ask why. Just appreciate its glory.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 29, 2015 9:28:28 GMT -5
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