Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 7, 2015 19:43:57 GMT -5
The legend of Bigfoot still remains a mystery. A North Carolina man stopped dead in his tracks when he spotted a creature resembling the legendary Sasquatch while vacationing in Hendersonville Thursday morning. Eric Walters captured the tumultuous event on his phone and submitted the blurry video to The Citizen-Times. He asked viewers to remain open-minded while watching. In the video, Walters is quietly walking his dog, Zippy, beside a lush green forest. Suddenly, the petrified man panics when he spies a massive dark beast creeping in the bushes several feet away near a dirt path. He frantically whispers to himself, “Oh my God! Oh my God!” His tiny terrier takes off toward the alleged Bigfoot barking wildly. Walter yells, “No Zippy! No!” and chases after Zippy before the pup gets too close. The spooked Sasquatch runs away in a peculiar gallop into the tall grasses of a nearby field. “Either there’s a Sasquatch out there or someone is trying to play a practical joke,” Walters told the paper. Walters is staying in a cabin with his wife and another couple on Buck Forest Road. www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-claims-bigfoot-north-carolina-article-1.2318110
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 7, 2015 19:50:37 GMT -5
You'd think people would at least TRY to make these things look convincing.
Besides, does this guy realize how far N.C. is from Mars? It's just not feasible.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Aug 7, 2015 19:53:27 GMT -5
OH COME ON THE JOKE I CAN'T SPOIL WRITES ITSELF!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 19:53:41 GMT -5
TNA Spoiler:{Spoiler}{Spoiler}But does he dance?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 19:55:59 GMT -5
Elaborate Jack Links promotional stunt.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Aug 7, 2015 20:01:12 GMT -5
Great so Jeff Hardy has added hair to his Willow outfit.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 7, 2015 20:01:31 GMT -5
OH COME ON THE JOKE I CAN'T SPOIL WRITES ITSELF! It really is hard not to say it
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Aug 7, 2015 20:03:46 GMT -5
{Spoiler} Dancing summons him
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 20:04:22 GMT -5
AWWW, I want a dog named Zippy now
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 7, 2015 21:34:05 GMT -5
If it doesn't have 4 wheels and is blue, then screw it!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2015 21:37:57 GMT -5
Lack of dancing is displeasing.
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jagilki
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Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
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Post by jagilki on Aug 7, 2015 21:46:46 GMT -5
I don't get the no spoiler warning?
I'm also kind of half asleep atm.
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D'oh it hit me.
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