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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 23, 2015 11:11:07 GMT -5
"Yeah, that sure was a good match. Now, watch how somebody can get that kind of reaction while doing less than half of that."
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Aug 23, 2015 11:13:55 GMT -5
Perfect time for 'Taker to debut his Shooting Star Press. What is his Taker pun name for the SSP? Dead Man Press
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Aug 23, 2015 11:14:20 GMT -5
"Yeah, that sure was a good match. Now, watch how somebody can that kind of reaction while doing less than half of that." Nash: "What about someone doing less than 1/4 of that?"
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Post by bmfjules on Aug 23, 2015 11:17:20 GMT -5
The role of Taker at Summerslam will now be played by Barin Corbin.
Lesnar will be played by Appollo Crews.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 23, 2015 11:17:25 GMT -5
Undertaker is trying on shutter shades as we speak.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 11:21:10 GMT -5
Undertaker is trying on shutter shades as we speak. He bought the Sasha Banks shades, took off the "Boss" sticker on the side and wrote deadman on the side (misspelled as deadmna)
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 23, 2015 11:27:23 GMT -5
Undertaker is trying on shutter shades as we speak. He bought the Sasha Banks shades, took off the "Boss" sticker on the side and wrote deadman on the side (misspelled as deadmna)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 11:27:58 GMT -5
Hit a gong, walk slowly, kick a dick and the whole arena will be happy New Taker shirt: Hit A Gong Walk Slowly Kick A Dick
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Aug 23, 2015 11:29:43 GMT -5
Despite Taker being a Texan I can't ever imagine him saying dang.
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Aug 23, 2015 12:14:03 GMT -5
The difference - and this is not a bad thing at this point - Undertaker won't have to get dropped on his head from the top rope to get a response from the crowd. huh totally disagree. Bayley and Sasha don't NEED it either, and Taker's match at WM says he needs some big spots to get reactions during a match indeed
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 23, 2015 12:27:01 GMT -5
I'd just like to remind everyone that this is a joke thread and I'm fairly certain that Undertaker couldn't give less of a shit.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 12:29:30 GMT -5
That's the mark of a great. Doing next to nothing and have the crowd going apeshit anyways is what wrestling is supposed to be. Beats killing yourself to prove how awesome that you are IMO. For real. The Hogan Special. Point at a guy. Get the same pop as a bunch of guys falling through 12 tables off of a ladder. Didn't stop him from getting a bunch of knee surgeries and living in excruciating pain.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 23, 2015 12:33:04 GMT -5
For real. The Hogan Special. Point at a guy. Get the same pop as a bunch of guys falling through 12 tables off of a ladder. Didn't stop him from getting a bunch of knee surgeries and living in excruciating pain. True. That hard point living.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Aug 23, 2015 12:41:38 GMT -5
I'd just like to remind everyone that this is a joke thread and I'm fairly certain that Undertaker couldn't give less of a shit. I feel like you're the undisputed master of joke threads that people end up taking way too literally.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 23, 2015 12:42:49 GMT -5
I'd just like to remind everyone that this is a joke thread and I'm fairly certain that Undertaker couldn't give less of a shit. I feel like you're the undisputed master of joke threads that people end up taking way too literally. This is the burden I carry, for no one else shall.
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Post by The Yes Man on Aug 23, 2015 12:48:11 GMT -5
"Dang, I gotta follow that?" Like, the thought of Undertaker calling up Sasha Banks so they can go over the spots for tonight's main event popped in my head and I've been laughing non-stop since. Man, I hope Banks gets announced for 2K16 soon so I can start preparing The UnderBoss. (For the purpose of the joke, it's Undertaker as Banks, not Banks as Undertaker ) The UnderBoss gimmick is taken
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Aug 23, 2015 13:27:56 GMT -5
Perfect time for 'Taker to debut his Shooting Star Press. What is his Taker pun name for the SSP? Pressed In Peace I thank you!
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 23, 2015 13:32:48 GMT -5
Huh, and I thought this was going to be about him with the Finn Balor entrance.
Speaking of, either as a team or against each other before Taker hangs it up, I'd love a match where both of them have their full entrances back to back.
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