Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Aug 23, 2015 10:32:24 GMT -5
"Dang, I gotta follow that?"
Like, the thought of Undertaker calling up Sasha Banks so they can go over the spots for tonight's main event popped in my head and I've been laughing non-stop since.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 23, 2015 10:33:35 GMT -5
Hit a gong, walk slowly, kick a dick and the whole arena will be happy
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Post by Snake Pit on Aug 23, 2015 10:33:42 GMT -5
Undertaker shouldn't and will probably not give a shit. He's got nothing to prove.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 10:34:38 GMT -5
He's been practicing his dick kicks all this time.
Backstage is some guy in sparring gear with a massive protective cup and a sad face that can no longer have children.
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Post by Prince Petty on Aug 23, 2015 10:35:19 GMT -5
I imagine Taker will have appreciated NXT Takeover much more than the Old World Order in the crowd did.
Though even Nash will have marked for Corbin and all that 'I just want to make as much money as possible' stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 10:35:41 GMT -5
Undertaker shouldn't and will probably not give a shit. He's got nothing to prove. And yet still, as a professional and a legendary figure in this company, the man will definitely give it all he has - whatever that is. |
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 23, 2015 10:37:10 GMT -5
The difference - and this is not a bad thing at this point - Undertaker won't have to get dropped on his head from the top rope to get a response from the crowd.
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Post by snugglecakes on Aug 23, 2015 10:40:10 GMT -5
Perfect time for 'Taker to debut his Shooting Star Press.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 23, 2015 10:43:41 GMT -5
He's been practicing his dick kicks all this time. Backstage is some guy in sparring gear with a massive protective cup and a sad face that can no longer have children. I figured just a set of truck nuts hung up like a speed bag. |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 23, 2015 10:46:48 GMT -5
Yeah Taker doesn't give a shit.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 23, 2015 10:50:28 GMT -5
"Dang, I gotta follow that?" Like, the thought of Undertaker calling up Sasha Banks so they can go over the spots for tonight's main event popped in my head and I've been laughing non-stop since. Man, I hope Banks gets announced for 2K16 soon so I can start preparing The UnderBoss. (For the purpose of the joke, it's Undertaker as Banks, not Banks as Undertaker  ) |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 23, 2015 10:51:07 GMT -5
Perfect time for 'Taker to debut his Shooting Star Press. What is his Taker pun name for the SSP? |
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 23, 2015 10:52:02 GMT -5
Perfect time for 'Taker to debut his Shooting Star Press. What is his Taker pun name for the SSP? Takin' A Dive? |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 23, 2015 10:53:01 GMT -5
What is his Taker pun name for the SSP? Takin' A Dive? Love it |
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Post by Jiren on Aug 23, 2015 10:55:15 GMT -5
Taker probably enjoyed it
I hope when Taker retires he plays a backstage role or Training role
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 10:55:49 GMT -5
Hit a gong, walk slowly, kick a dick and the whole arena will be happy That's the mark of a great. Doing next to nothing and have the crowd going apeshit anyways is what wrestling is supposed to be. Beats killing yourself to prove how awesome that you are IMO. |
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Post by Stu on Aug 23, 2015 10:58:42 GMT -5
I'd expect Owens and Sasha to be a little more concerned, since you just know there's gonna be that group that compares their performances from each show. Nevermind both could be exhausted and deserve the night off; a minority will demand they bust their asses on two consecutive nights.
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Aug 23, 2015 10:58:30 GMT -5
Hit a gong, walk slowly, kick a dick and the whole arena will be happy That's the mark of a great. Doing next to nothing and have the crowd going apeshit anyways is what wrestling is supposed to be. Beats killing yourself to prove how awesome that you are IMO. For real. The Hogan Special. Point at a guy. Get the same pop as a bunch of guys falling through 12 tables off of a ladder. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 23, 2015 11:06:25 GMT -5
Hit a gong, walk slowly, kick a dick and the whole arena will be happy That's the mark of a great. Doing next to nothing and have the crowd going apeshit anyways is what wrestling is supposed to be. Beats killing yourself to prove how awesome that you are IMO. To be fair it takes years of killing yourself to get to that point |
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Aug 23, 2015 11:09:18 GMT -5
He's been sparring with Sasha all day and they've finally perfected their kill shot.  |
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