lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Aug 30, 2015 23:03:34 GMT -5
So my father fell asleep on the couch in the living room, and my mom is asleep in one of the bedrooms, and father fell asleep with the TV still on. I go to get some water.
I slowly start to creep into the living room, and I hear the distinct sound of moaning, but not the moaning that I recognize from zombies and controlling Lee and Clementine in the Telltale Games Walking Dead series, a movie was playing just now that had a long series of softcore lesbian porn scenes. A LOUD series of softcore lesbian porn scenes.
And before you ask, no he didn't flip this on and start watching it, he was watching the movie Lucy before he fell asleep.
But still, that was probably one of the most awkward walks that I’ve ever taken in the house.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 31, 2015 3:55:54 GMT -5
It's a secret law that if someone's parent falls asleep watching TV, it will eventually switch to a porno, someway, somehow.
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Fauxnaki
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Post by Fauxnaki on Aug 31, 2015 4:24:13 GMT -5
thats what you get for watching lucy
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 4:43:52 GMT -5
thats what you get for watching lucy Seconded |
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suave
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Post by suave on Aug 31, 2015 6:33:22 GMT -5
When my cousins were little kids, my aunt gave them a tape that she thought was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turns out it was porn that my uncle had just sitting around. That story always makes me laugh because video taped porn seems so weird to me. I'm lucky to have came of age in the golden years for adult cinema.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Aug 31, 2015 7:12:16 GMT -5
Lucky you. I've had my dad watch porn in the living room, see me walk in, then proceed to have a regular conversation with me like I just didn't notice the two people boning on screen behind me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 12:23:56 GMT -5
eh. I've walked in on my dad both watching porn and having sex on separate occasions, each more than once. Yes, I've seen my dad's stiffy  |
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Post by Demented on Aug 31, 2015 12:29:21 GMT -5
It's a secret law that if someone's parent falls asleep watching TV, it will eventually switch to a porno, someway, somehow. I can vouch that this also works on aunts and uncles. Fun fact: Smut comes on after Big Brother After Dark. Sadly, the softcore porno was more entertaining and had more f***s given than most Big Brother episodes. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Aug 31, 2015 12:42:39 GMT -5
the softcore porno was more entertaining and had more f***s given than most Big Brother episodes. Well I would hope so, otherwise it's a bit of a crap porno, isn't it? |
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