Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 12:35:55 GMT -5
Charlotte with a Natural Selection to Velvet!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 6, 2015 12:37:10 GMT -5
Charlotte puts Sasha and Velvet in a double figure four, a figure eight if you will, before bridging and making it a figure sixteen.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 6, 2015 12:39:37 GMT -5
Sasha shoves Velvet out of the ring and nails Charlotte with a Bank Statement.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Sept 6, 2015 12:39:51 GMT -5
I don't think I have it in me for a promo right now.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 6, 2015 12:39:34 GMT -5
Sasha with a Bankroll!
Which is the old Okana Roll!
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 6, 2015 12:40:25 GMT -5
Charlotte with Charlotte's web
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:40:43 GMT -5
Understandable, Antihero. And great work by both Sasha and Charlotte in this one.
Score is 3-2-0 Charlotte at the moment.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 6, 2015 12:42:31 GMT -5
Understandable, Antihero. And great work by both Sasha and Velvet in this one. Score is 3-2-0 Charlotte at the moment. Velvet?
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:43:51 GMT -5
Understandable, Antihero. And great work by both Sasha and Velvet in this one. Score is 3-2-0 Charlotte at the moment. Velvet? ...I meant Charlotte.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:44:15 GMT -5
At 12:04 into the match Sasha Banks grabs Velvet and pulls her in close! BANKRUPT and her blonde opponent goes down. Sasha goes for a cover... but is tossed out of the ring by Charlotte Flair before she can. Charlotte covers Velvet! 1-2-3!
Charlotte wins after stealing the pinfall out from under Sasha Banks! The Boss got robbed! A heavy move by Sasha finished this one, but it was Charlotte Flair using some of her father's techniques that is able to sneak out the victory. For Sasha, she'll be able to earn a number one contender shot at WCW Thunder in the four woman over the top rope battle royal but for Charlotte, her match is now booked. She'll be heading to WCW Fall Brawl to take on the winner of next week's match to see who will become the first WCW Women's Champion. After the break: the debut of Dalton Castle!
The camera pans to the women's championship on the table before we cut to commercial break.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 6, 2015 12:46:34 GMT -5
Well, Sasha can't hold that against Charlotte, it's what she would have done.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:49:35 GMT -5
Up next, we'll see the debut of Dalton Castle who has provided us with vignettes hyping his big beginning here for weeks now. Well one superstar apparently took some offense to the spotlight Castle has been receiving and his name is... wait, Curtis Axel? Axelmania?! Oh, this is going to be good! Let's get to the clip.SHAH! SHAH! WCW Universe, once again, the Immortal One has graced your television screens! And I'm here to talk to all 8 billion of you adoring fans about something that's been on the Ax Man's mind!
It was mere weeks ago that I made my debut here in the land where the Big Boys Play, against that little vanilla midget, Gregory Irons. And I CRUSHED his dreams of winning a match here on Nitro, much like the good lord above us crushed his chances of ever satisfying a woman with that shriveled down and completely crippled excuse he has for a penis, brother! Heh heh heh, he's got a tiny penis.
But anyway! Instead of talking about how the Ax Man finally graced the televisions of the world with his presence, all I've heard anyone talking about has been about how some guy from the other company has been dating a nazi! Not that I wouldn't because to be quite honest with you, I've always been a big fan of the Third Reich from a historical perspective. But then, I found something else that people kept talking, tweeting, snapchatting, and posting on Friendster about!
Dalton. Castle.
Now, I'll be honest with you, I'm not a big fan of Dalton Castle. I just don't like people like him. People that obsess over peacocks. Every Axelmaniac with a functioning brain knows that peacocks are the WORST animals in the animal kingdom. The best animals? The viper, of course. More specifically, the 24-inch pythons that I've been sporting since I popped outta Mama Axel.
What type of company is WCW if we're just gonna let some sissy-boy like Dalton Castle take the spotlight from good, hardworking Americans toiling here in World Championship Wrestling? A DEAD COMPANY, THAT'S WHAT. And frankly, we don't need WCW dying on us for a second time, not while I'm around. So Dalton, I'm issuing a warning to yourself as now. WCW belongs to Curtis Axel. These fans are Axelmaniacs, and they pay their money to see.....Curtis Axel. Not some peacock-loving weirdo that probably doesn't even respect the leadership and honor of the Third Reich. You can talk yourself up and say how you're the greatest man in WCW, but you and both know, that just ain't true.
So.......DALTON CASTLE, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN AXELMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, BROTHER?!Looks like Dalton Castle may have found himself on the wrong side of the Red and Yellow and the Axelmaniacs before even getting started.We had Tom Phillips in the parking lot earlier tonight on Dalton Castle duty, trying to find the man behind the peacock. Let's go to that footage now.We cut to the parking lot where WCW correspondent, Tom Phillips is waiting backstage, apparently anticipating something. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here hoping to get a word with a man who has really grabbed everybody's attention. Nobody knows much about him, but I'm here to try and get some answers.Suddenly a rather... extravagant-looking vehicle pulls up into the parking lot. One that appears to be modeled after a giant... peacock?! The car door swings open as none other then DALTON CASTLE emerges, the crowd cheering in the background. The other doors open as well, Flower, Kitten, and Margarita all stepping out as well. Dalton smirks as he turns towards Mr. Phillips. Mr. Castle! It's good to finally meet you face to face! We're very excited to have you here in WCW.Phillips goes for a handshake but Dalton shakes his head, holding out his wrist. "The pleasure is all yours. Might you favor me with a kiss?Ummmmmm...On the wrist, silly. You are hardly my type.Dalton chuckles as Phillips leans in, reluctantly kissing said wrist. Castle reaches up and pats him atop the head. Good man... you must be awe-struck. For you are in the presence of the greatest creation this Earth has ever produced. A man who makes the flowers bloom, the birds sing, and all around him swoon in awe! For you see... I... AM DALTON CASTLE! AND I'M A REAL FIRESTARTER, BABY! Ok...ay?And these are MY BOYS!!! Flower, Kitten. Introduce yourselves to this man.The two step forward and simply bow before him. Margarita approaches as well. You may call me Margarita. And I'm more of a hugger, I admit.She hefts Phillips up with ease in her massive arms, squeezing him in a tight bear hug, nearly pushing the breath right out of him! She then sets him down and giggles. My apologies... I guess I don't know my own strength.Oh Margarita... such a fair woman you are. So, this is WCW Nitro? I already feel at home. And what a lovely city to make my debut. The city of Birmingham, Alabama... represented by the fine Yellowhammer. A magnificent bird to be sure... but even it pales in comparison to the glorious peacock. Alas, this just can't be helped. A bird like myself just steals the spotlight whenever he steps into a room! I can't help it!
Oh, I almost forgot. What is your name, my treat?Treat? Ummmm, Tom Phillips.Thomas... lovely name. Well no doubt you are here to interview me. Yes, yes. I'm no stranger to the paparazzi. Ask away.Well, Mr. Castle. Tonight you make your debut here in WCW. For weeks you've introduced yourself to us through a number of promos, building up your arrival. And now tonight the time has finally come for you to show us what you can really do. Truth be told, we've yet to actually see you step into the ring and wrestle. So you'll forgive me if I'm not sold on you just yet.Dalton chuckles and wags a finger. Now, now, Thomas... I understand your skepticism, but there's no need to doubt me. I mean just look at me... bask in my aura... breath in my presence... admire my beauty... does this look like a man who is not capable of backing up what he says?! I SAY NOT!
Before you stands a real man... one who is not afraid to scream to the heavens about how amazing he truly is! And yes, I do like to brag, but again... I AM the Peacock of Professional Wrestling! You may as well tell me to shave my glorious mane if you wish to take that way. So I can be nothing more then another man... no longer an experience, but a mere event.
So I'm afraid it's a package deal. I must proclaim how fabulous I am every now and then! Otherwise... can I truly call myself after such a magnificent bird?I guess not?Don't be afraid of Dalton, my dear. He's just got a very flamboyant personality... and a very commanding presence.Margarita is right... much as I try not to intimidate people, again... I just can't help it!It's alright, Dalton. Nobody blames you. And the boys and I like you just the way you are.Thank you, my dear. Your words always help soothe my soul.Well... moving on. Tonight you wrestle in your first official match here in WCW. Tell me, what can we expect?Dalton muses over this for a bit. Expect the following: beauty; grace; technique; whimsy; power; agility; poise; sexiness. And try not to fall in love with me, Thomas. I know the temptation is there...But I'm not...Silly man. Dalton Castle is BEYOND that! Homo... hetero... bi... it doesn't matter because a man like myself captures them all. Accept that and brace yourself for heartbreak, for I simply can't be tied down to any one individual. That's just who I am, my delight.
Now I must away... for these fine people paid to see me. And so must this bird soar. Until we meet again, Thomas. For now... my debut awaits.
Prepare yourselves, WCW! For the Peacock of Professional Wrestling has arrived! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!Dalton grins as he hops up onto Flower and Kitten's shoulders, the two carrying him off as Margarita follows in tow. Phillips just stands there in stunned silence. Dalton Castle, everyone.IT'S MATCH TIME, WOO! LET'S GO!
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:52:55 GMT -5
The next match is scheduled for one fall with a 10 minute time limit!
Already in the ring, HABIB!The local talent stands there before awkwardly raising their arm up for the crowd. Oh great, Habib. I hate this guy.You don't even know him.Yeah but that's why I hate him so much.Coming next, his opponent!I... AM DALTON CASTLE!!! AND I'M A FIRECRACKER, BABY!!!I Want It AllAccompanied by his boys and Margarita, weighing 211 pounds of pure bliss, from The Peacock Palace, "The Peacock of Professional Wrestling" DALTON CASTLE!Dalton Castle, he's been hyping up his debut from the moment we got started here and here we are. One month later and we'll see how he fares here in this company. Is he all talk or can he go in the ring?Judging from his ROH work, I'd say the man can go. But new company and we don't care about what you've done elsewhere. What matters is how you perform for us. Castle may have already wound up on Axelmania's bad side, but before he can worry about that he needs to win tonight.Dalton opens his cape and reveals his wings. Dalton Castle vs Habib 5 Minutes, result pre-determined. (1:58pm) Never doubt the firecracker, baby!!!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 12:59:19 GMT -5
At 4:45 into the match, Dalton Castle hoists Habib into the air and slams him to the mat with a double underhook brainbuster.
He calls that the Bang-a-rang! I call it a victory.
Cover! 1-2-3!
A big debut for Dalton Castle with a very swift victory over the local talent. I never thought I'd be so excited to see more of a wrestler that calls himself a "peacock" but he's proven himself quite the interesting commodity here in WCW.
Dalton's boys enter the ring and start fanning him as we fade to commercial break.
Next match at 2:04pm.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:04:02 GMT -5
APPLEDOUGH!"My Time Is Now" hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as John Cena walks out onto the ramp. He holds up a blue "Never Give Up" towel with a smile and a wink. I'm back baby!He runs down to the ring and poses. John Cena, the former face of the WWE. He shocked the world when he made the jump here to WCW but he's been plagued from the start by the actions of Kane and Paul Wight who costed him his match against Randy Orton. Kane and The Big Show claim they acted on their own but I'd say there is still some people out there who think Randy may be more than just a lucky bystander. We haven't heard Cena's thoughts on it yet so hopefully tonight he provides some clarification.Cena waits for the crowd to die down he begins to speak. Well..I guess you could say the first month of WCW is in the books and the internet is abuzz. Mr. Okada is the NWA champion representing this new era in a way that could have only been imagined. People are talking like never before about WCW, how Stephanie has forced the competition back into wrestling and we are seeing business like we never have before. We got all these new names running around here trying to make themselves famous and Hell I have to say they have outright impressed me. They should all be very proud of themselves and having come from an era where guys like these may never have gotten the chance they are now shining brighter than ever before!
So why oh why is John Cena not among them? I have been asking myself the very same question. The more things change the more they stay the same I read on the internet yesterday, and yes we do read the internet here in WCW. "Randy Orton, Paul Wight and Kane attack John Cena..Is this WCW or RAW?" So let me tell you a couple things here fans, whether you like me or you hate me I guarandamntee you that I will seek out vengeance for what happened here a couple weeks ago. You can say same old shit all you want I really do not care, you can taunt me and boo me and throw this hat and this t shirt back at me if you want.
Let me tell you something, Stephanie McMahon called me last week and she offered me a very prestigious opportunity. She offered me the chance to compete in a series of matches that will determine who the next WCW champion is, I could redeem myself and get a couple big victories and maybe that title at Fall Brawl. But I said no thanks, I said Steph I got something I have to sort out first. I have to sort out the three of them. Let me be perfectly clear, I want that WCW title and it would mean the world to me. Do no get these words twisted, for the love of God I know what happens first hand.
But before that I want to finish what Randy Orton has started, I don't care if I have to fight Kane next week and Big Paul Wright the week after, or fight them both at the same time with my hand tied behind my back and hopping on one foot. But Randy Orton here is what I want from you, I want YOU and I want you at Fall Brawl. I will do whatever I have to in order to get it so name your price.
Orton I am going to change my phrase for tonight..I want some and I will come get some! See you next week Randy!Cena drops the microphone and nods to the camera as he awaits his opponent. Wow, big words from Cena. He apparently isn't buying Kane and The Big Show's argument and places the blame on Randy Orton. Tonight he faces Paul Wight but his eyes are set on the apex predator.Coming next, his opponent!WELL...IT'S THE BIG SHOW!BigWeighing 450 pounds, from Tampa, Florida, "The Giant" PAUL WIGHT!Paul Wight slowly walks down to the ring. Paul Wight isn't going to be an easy man for Cena to defeat. His size, while constantly mentioned, deserves to be acknowledged. 450 pounds. Seven feet tall. This guy is the second coming of Andre the Giant, yet he's more agile than Andre ever was. Perhaps the greatest big man still wrestling today.And he knows how to play to his strengths. But tonight's he facing John Cena. Cena fights with heart, determination, and passion. He's even found a way to lift the big guy up for an Attitude Adjustment in the past. And it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.Yeah, sure you can say that. But if I'm picking a dog for a fight you better believe I'm picking the largest, meanest, angriest dog I can find and tonight that is the Big Show.John Cena vs Paul Wight 10 Minutes (2:14pm)
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 13:05:33 GMT -5
Jhon Census does it again, hitting The Giant with a chop block.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 6, 2015 13:07:10 GMT -5
Paul wight with a choke breaker
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 6, 2015 13:08:28 GMT -5
Cena overcomes the odds, MAGGLE!
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:08:08 GMT -5
Cena with an Attitude Adjustment! HE LIFTED THE BIG MAN! HE LIFTED THE BIG MAN!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 6, 2015 13:09:03 GMT -5
Cena breaks the law of reality by lifting up Big Show for the first time ever and hitting him with an Attitude Adjustment!
The universe implodes soon after.
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