Jeff Mangum PI
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 6, 2015 13:12:21 GMT -5
Johnny Crimea finally does the impossible and lifts up the Big Show for an AA.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:14:29 GMT -5
Big Match John lifts up Big Show Paul for a Big Time Attitude Adjustment! Big Cover! 1-2-3! Big win for Cena!
John Cena finds a way to somehow pull out the victory tonight and let that be a proclamation to Kane and apparently Randy Orton that Cena is on the hunt and he won't be happy until he takes you both down. Cena, the constant paragon of virtue, actually turned out a title opportunity and being a part of our WCW Survival qualifiers until he could finish his business with these two. When Cena is putting a personal vendetta over a title opportunity, you know things have gotten serious!
John Cena celebrates as we cut to the commentary table.
A few weeks ago we saw an interaction between Alexa Bliss and Son of Havoc that... didn't end on great terms. Well, this week apparently Alexa Bliss found her lackeys Blake and Murphy and attempted to confront Son of Havoc. Needless to say, it didn't go well either. Here's footage from earlier tonight.
Son of Havoc is backstage, talking with a staff member.
There he is!
Havoc turns around to see Alexa Bliss storming towards him with Murphy and Blake on each side.
Here's the loser that insulted me!
Murphy and Blake step forward so they're in between Bliss and Son of Havoc.
So Alexa tells us that you were insulting her a few weeks ago. Called her a little kid. Disrespected myself and my pal, Blake. Didn't believe in her managerial talent and said her voice made your ears bleed. And above all else, you laid your hands on her. When she went to smack you, you dared grab her wrist and hold her hand back.
We don't appreciate men who lay their hands on women. Especially not our master and boss. Now we're going to give you the benefit of the doubt here, just admit to being an idiot and beg Alexa's forgiveness and we can put this whole issue in the past.
Bliss smirks.
So what's it going to be Havoc? You going to try to be a big man? Or are you going to get on your knees and apologize for what you did to me.
Havoc places one of his fingers, in his right ear through the mask, as if trying to clean it, a confused look on his masked faced.
I'm sorry could you guys repeat this for me? I am hearing all your mouths move one after the other and I'm sure you are something REALLY REALLY important but all I can hear are two little wimpy dogs barking and a really annoying high pitched noise that almost makes my ears bleed.
You see! You see! This is the the sort of thing that is going to leave you in a bodybag, Son of Havoc! Murphy and Blake are phenomenal athletes. Hell, they'd even be tag team champions if we ever could get that sort of title here at WCW! And you insult them? How dare you! AND STOP SAYING I HAVE A HIGH PITCHED VOICE THAT MAKES YOUR EARS BLEED! MY VOICE IS LOVELY, DAMMIT!
Havoc covers one of his ears and shakes his head.
Ow ow, I got it, no turn the pitch down okay, I know you wanna beat me up but there is better ways than blowing up my eardrums. And i`m sure Blake and Murphy are...something, maybe someday they will amount to something. But just like you Alexa, they are nothing but spoiled little brats that think the world is all about then. But newsflash, your two stooges? They are not ready to face someone as me.
STOOGES?
We ain't stooges, we're delivery men. Alexa places her order and we... deliver. Murphy, that's how that line goes, right?
No that ain't right. Son of Havoc, we don't connect, we deliver! So when I take a swing and connect with your face...
No, you see. You said we don't connect. If we don't connect, how are we going to connect with his face?
Um... I'm not sure. Alexa, mind helping us out?
Alexa glares at her henchmen.
Idiots.
She turns to Son of Havoc.
Since you wanted to use the term, I'll give you a newsflash of your own. Newsflash Son of Havoc: The world is about me! I'm the biggest manager in this company right now. Bigger than Lana. Bigger than Tommy Dreamer. Bigger than Xavier Woods. I am a purveyor of talent! And these talent are better than you'll ever be! In fact, I'm going to talk with Booker T and I'm going to get a match booked for next week whether he likes it or not. You're going to go one on one with Murphy! And when he embarrasses you in that ring, you're going to learn your lesson! Then you'll be the one who will be called whiny! Then you'll be the "little girl"! And we'll see just how much you like it when you're the one getting constantly insulted! HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, UGLY MAN?
Havoc just chuckles at the showing of Blake and Murphy.
Wow Alexa that may be the one, ONE good thing to come out of your mouth since you came to WCW....the parts about me and Murphy having a one on one match. Everything else I was just spacing out. Just wondering how Booker and Stephanie thought it was a good idea to hire a 16 years old teenager as a manager.
I AM NOT A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD! You think you're funny now, Son of Havoc? Well just wait until next week when Murphy leaves you in stitches! MURPHY! BLAKE! LET'S GO!
Alexa turns around and walks off with Blake and Murphy close behind.
Yeah, good luck with that.
Son of Havoc chuckles, watching the trio walk away.
After yelling up a storm in Booker T's office afterwards, Alexa was able to get that match finalized. Next week it will be Murphy vs Son of Havoc right here on WCW Nitro. Booker T listens to the superstars. Heck, that is how this next match got booked. EXACTLY! Up next, the match that came to be from twitter. Bull Dempsey and Chris Hero went back and forth until GM Booker T stepped up and said "quit your yapping and start your fighting" and made it official. Let's go backstage to Chris Hero with comments regarding this one.
Whenever you hear something that doesn't sound quite right, it's always a good idea to consider the source.
We fade in on Chris Hero, winding up his wrist tape.
I, honestly, find it hilarious that of all the people in this company who could've made the obligatory comment about my weight, it's Bull Dempsey and his merry band of coronary disasters. I mean...yeah, I'm not exactly in my fighting trim like I was back in the days. But I've been having what's probably the best in-ring year of my career, and that's not something you throw around lightly when talking about somebody like Chris Hero! Just look at Bull Dempsey, and tell me that this isn't an instance of the pot calling the kettle black!
Here's the difference between me and you, Bull. Sure, I'm not in the best physical shape, but in terms of stamina, endurance, I've never been better! I wrestled for three hours straight earlier this year! If you don't believe me, there's video, look it up: "Chris Hero's Infinity Gauntlet". I'd like to see you wrestle for three minutes without sucking down air like a fish out of water, or perhaps passing out in a puddle of pizza sauce. You're punching above your class, Bull, and you are about to recieve one hell of a rude awakening.
Dempsey, tonight you're going to learn a very important lesson. It's not your weight...
Hero taps his elbow with a grin.
It's how you throw it around.
Hero walks off, a confident look on his face.
He wasn't the only one with words though. Let's go to the pre-taped footage from Bull Dempsey earlier tonight.
We open up on Bull Dempsey in the locker room taping up his fists as Tommy Dreamer comes in.
Bull! I've been looking all over for you, man! What are you doing?
I'm just getting ready for the match, Tommy. It's finally here. Bull Dempsey vs Chris Hero. People thought I was a fool for challenging this guy, they said "he's going to knock you out and embarrass you" but tonight I show the world just who Bull Dempsey is.
Yeah but don't underestimate him, man. Chris Hero may have gotten chunkier than Campbell's soup but he's still capable in the ring.
See, I know exactly how good Chris Hero is. That's why I called his fat ass out. You and I have been training constantly for this match, what do you think Chris has been doing?
No clue.
He's been busy eating Cheetos and watching his favorite episodes of Gilmore Girls.
Woah, hey man, don't knock the Gilmores.
What I'm saying is, he underestimates me. He doesn't think I have a prayer in the world out there. He and all the fans don't realize just how dedicated I am.
See, I came to NXT a few months before he left and you know what I saw of the illustrious Chris Hero, the knockout artist and unstoppable badass? I saw a guy who didn't care. A guy who just let his body go because he thought he had already made it. I fought tooth and nail to get to where I am and I'll be damned if some lazy slob like Chris Hero is going to take it all away.
They got a word for what Bull has backstage, it's called "Babyface Fire."
Matt Hardy strolls in wearing his "ICON" shirt once again.
The fans have decided to make us the heels but since when have the underdogs been the bad guys? What about us makes them think that we're not something to cheer for? Do we remind them too much of themselves? Does the thought of three motivated fat people drive them to rage? These are the questions that keep me up at night until I look over to my smoking hot wife and piles of cash and realize that none of that matters. The fans might not like us but they're going to damn well respect us.
Two weeks ago, we destroyed the Wyatt Family and tonight, Bull destroys Chris Hero. We're the best damn thing going in WCW right now and if you think you can stop us, well.
Bull looks over to Matt who gives him the okay.
Fat Chance!
Hero vs Dempsey followed by our main event of the evening, AJ Styles vs Bray Wyatt. All of this, right after the break.
Match in 10. 2:24pm.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:24:18 GMT -5
The next match is scheduled for one fall with a 15 minute time limit!
Coming to the ring first . . .Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull! Bull!Fighter 001Accompanied by Matt Hardy and Tommy Dreamer, weighing 300 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, BULL DEMPSEY!The trio start down the ramp. A true battle of the bulge as Bull Dempsey and Chris Hero square off tonight.Well, not necessarily. It's interesting because Fat Chance seems to have embraced their larger figures and uses that as a point of pride while Chris in his promo made sure to point out that his gut does not define his skill and his stamina is still among the best. The biggest number here is 3. As in there are three people out here representing Fat Chance while Chris Hero is fighting by himself.Coming next, his opponent!Hero... Hero... Hero...HERO!Chris Is Awesome!Weighing 240 pounds, from Dayton, Ohio, CHRIS HERO!Chris poses on the stage. You can't blame Bull Dempsey for that though. He has friends who support him and they want to be out here for him. If Hero doesn't like that, he should make some allies of his own.Chris has allies, but that isn't his way of fighting. He isn't the type of person to want to rely on help no matter how bad the numbers game is against him.Bull Dempsey vs Chris Hero 5 Minutes, result already determined. (2:29pm) Vote if you feel like it.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 13:24:57 GMT -5
Dempsey with the Hint-o-Rama!
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 6, 2015 13:28:55 GMT -5
Bull chows down on Chris Hero!
He finds him a tad stringy, but fairly juicy.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:31:51 GMT -5
Bull Dempsey and Chris Hero are trading punches in the middle of the ring while the ref is on the outside yelling at Fat Chance. The two trade punches until Hero suddenly hits the Rolling Elbow downing his opponent. He looks for the ref, but is suddenly hoisted into the air... BIG ENDING! Big E exits the ring and joins Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston on the outside. Fat Chance quickly rushes the ref in the ring as Bull drapes an arm over Chris. 1-2-3! Fat Chance celebrates in the ring with Bull while New Day dances around on the outside in celebration. What is going on here? I know Chris Hero faced Big E Langston a few weeks ago on WCW but I thought that was in the past. What is New Day doing interfering in this one? I don't get it Corey, do you think Fat Chance and New Day are aligned?I may be wrong but I don't think so, Renee. I think they just had a common enemy this week. Chris Hero constantly is finding himself at the wrong ends of a numbers game and he's going to have to figure out a way to overcome that if he wants to find success here in WCW.Hero isn't afraid of the odds being stacked against him but it hasn't paid off against either New Day or now Fat Chance! A big win for Bull Dempsey!Before our main event we have one more clip to show and it relates to a tag team match that took place last week.Big E dances seductively as New Day continues to mock Chris Hero as we head back to the commentary team. Last time we saw Eva Marie and Bayley, they were victorious in tag action against the Beautiful People......Some even say that it was that victory that caused Angelina Love to get pregnant and leave the business for a bit...Stop it, Corey! No they don't. But despite the victory, these two were clearly not on the same page as Bayley did all the work and Eva Marie flat out stole the victory. They interacted earlier tonight so let's air that footage now.*Eva Marie is shown in the back looking into a large wall mirror working on her makeup, and situating her outfit. He eyes shift to the side, then she rolls her eyes and continues what she was doing.* Ugh.. what do you want.*The camera pans to show the reflection of Bayley standing there with the NXT title on her shoulder.* I came here to talk to you about the match last week.Its a bit late to be thanking me now, don't you think?THANKING you?*Seemingly shocked* For winning you the match. You left me in there to fight off against one of the most dominant female duos ever in this industry, the Beautiful People, for the entire match!*Eva turns around and faces Bayley.* No, I gave you an opportunity to show why I should believe that you deserve to be here. And in 10 minutes you couldn't accomplish what I did in the last 30 second of that match. Secure the victory. Yea, but I had.. And not only did I secure the victory for our team, I helped you win your first ever match here in WCW. So.. "you're welcome".*Eva turns back to the mirror, after a few minutes she looks up.* You're still here.Yea, I actually came here to let you know that because of our victory last week, we've earned a number #1 contender's match next week to crown the first Women's Champion.Well, obviously I should be in the match.. but why you? *Slamming her the belt down on the counter forcing Eva to turn back towards her.* What is your deal? Have I done something to upset you? Do you have a problem with me? Well.. yes. Actually. I mean, just look at you. You look like the fifteen year old girl's that tweet me all the time trying to figure out a way to make themselves look better. I don't get why you are even here.I've been in this business for eight years. I've been with several different companies and have fought all over this country. I've worked my way up to where I am today.EIGHT YEARS? See right there is the problem. I've only been "in this business" for two years. And I was injured for over half of it. And yet here I am. Star of the hit show Total Diva's and the face of the Diva's division here in WCW. You're story is all nice and all.. like one of those Hallmark type feel good stories. But this is the real world honey. And the Diva's title is meant for.. a diva. Not.. well.. whatever you are.Wait wait wait.. "Diva's Title"? Do you still think that this division is about a bunch of model's who get in the ring and fight?Well..I..Cause I'm letting you know those days are ending. Going away are the days where looks outweigh the ability to fight. The title we are fighting for is the WOMEN'S title. Short, tall, large, small, ugly, pretty.. *Motions to herself* or even just "plain jane". You aren't fighting in a Diva's division anymore. You are fighting in the WOMEN's division.. fighting for the WOMEN'S title.*Eva Marie appears speachless.* So while what you could do might dominate in a Diva's division, you might want to watch tonights match with Sasha Banks, Charlotte, and Velvet sky. Then you might want to go watch some other NXT, TNA, and other independent Women's matches later this week. Just to see exactly what you have gotten yourself into before next week's #1 contenders match. You especially need to look at some footage of the other competitor in our match, Margarita... trust me. *Bayley backs out of the shot leaving Eva with a lot to think about.* Oh crap, the gauntlet has been thrown out. Bayley is going to try to take Eva Marie to hug city next week!Well they have a big bad Margarita to deal with as well. Only one woman can advance in that one so all three need to bring their best. But right now let's get back to ringside for our main event. AJ Styles vs Bray Wyatt!Match at 2:37pm.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:37:29 GMT -5
The next match is scheduled for one fall with all tv time remaining as the time limit, there must be a winner! It is a WCW Heavyweight Championship qualifier with the winner being added to the WCW Survival match at Fall Brawl!
Coming to the ring first . . .GET READY TO FLY!Weighing 215 pounds, from Gainesville, Georgia, AJ STYLES!AJ Styles is currently 1-1 in WCW, defeating Blake last week but losing to Christopher Daniels on our first ever show after interference from Doc Gallows and his opponent tonight, Bray Wyatt.For AJ, tonight is a chance for retribution against Bray Wyatt but even more importantly, it is a chance to earn his way into the big WCW Heavyweight Championship match set for a few weeks from now.Coming next, his opponent!We're HereDay 3 Accompanied by Brother Gallows and Brother Daniels, weighing 285 pounds, from Lafayette, Louisiana, BRAY WYATT!Bray slowly makes his entrance with his followers close behind as he holds the lantern in front of him. A very creepy entrance from Bray as the lights from these people's phones fill up this darkened arena. The presence of a man like this is immediately felt and the intensity in the air just adds to the big fight feel here.Wyatt loves getting in his opponent's head and every action he makes is a concentrated effort to do just that. For Bray, the battle begins in the head. For both, the battle will commence in a few seconds.This is our main event of the evening! Bray Wyatt vs AJ Styles for entry into the WCW Survival Match at Fall Brawl for the WCW Heavyweight Championship, the most coveted prize in this company.The camera cuts to the WCW Heavyweight Championship again before turning to the timekeeper who rings the bell. AJ Styles vs Bray Wyatt 10 Minutes (2:47pm)
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 13:38:38 GMT -5
No promos again? How unfortunate.
Um...
I suppose Bray with a senton.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 6, 2015 13:40:15 GMT -5
AJ with a gutbuster.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 6, 2015 13:40:10 GMT -5
AJ hit Bray with a Styles Clash but somehow knocks himself out as well. It's a draw folks.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:42:24 GMT -5
Unrelated: Big E continues to dance backstage following his attack on Chris Hero.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 13:44:14 GMT -5
Unrelated: Big E continues to dance backstage following his attack on Chris Hero.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 6, 2015 13:51:03 GMT -5
Unrelated: Big E continues to dance backstage following his attack on Chris Hero. Ric Flair joins them
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:51:03 GMT -5
Vote was tied 1-1-1. I've decided to go with a draw.
Bray Wyatt and AJ Styles battle in the ring. Styles hits a pele, knocking Wyatt into the corner and charges at him as the WCW music starts to play.
That music means the show is about to end! But we don't have an answer as to the winner of this one! Who goes on to the WCW Survival match?
AJ and Bray continue to brawl.
Renee, the timelimit was all remaining tv time but I believe we're out of it! In my mind, neither man wins so neither competitor will advance to the main event of WCW Fall Brawl! What does that mean? Who gets the open spot? I'm not sure, hopefully Booker T or Stephanie McMahon can clarify on our next show! But all I know is we're outta time! I'm Corey Graves, she is Renee Young! We'll see you next week!
WCW fades with Bray going for a senton and Styles rolling out of the way.
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 6, 2015 13:52:25 GMT -5
WE ARE OUTTA TIME WE WILL SEE YOU THURSDAY FOR THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Sept 6, 2015 13:52:50 GMT -5
Thanks to all who voted, promo'ed, and/or talked in our Slack. Another great show and I'm consistently impressed with the quality of the characters, promos, and stories that are starting to build.
If you haven't done so already and know you've been doing great work, certainly give yourself a Barry Horowitz Pat on the Back.
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Post by Waffel113 on Sept 6, 2015 14:19:37 GMT -5
Friendly reminder: If you'd like any of your characters entered in the Lethal Lottery for a shot at the WWE Tag Team Championships, send FJ and I a PM with who you want involved.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 6, 2015 14:28:45 GMT -5
@bulldempsey I did exactly what I said I would do. The rest of the locker room is now on notice! #ShowMeAHero #BULLBULLBULL
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Post by Malibu Albino on Sept 6, 2015 18:14:13 GMT -5
Well, everything went peacefully in TEW last week so naturally I had to get two late arrivals for the same show. Randy Orton and Kevin Owens both arrived late for Raw, also don't ask me why Randy was asked to go to a show he would never be booked on. Anyway, as always, I leave the punishments up to you. This is the first time either have done this.
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MrBRulzOK
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Sept 6, 2015 18:17:32 GMT -5
Kevin Owens is forcibly recruited into Fat Chance.
Randy Orton gets repackaged into a hand model gimmick.
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