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Post by basicdugganomix on Sept 4, 2015 10:58:46 GMT -5
Why does this place want big guys to dance? It's always brought up in every topic about a heavyweight heel.
Is this like the overdone local man meme?
I much prefer the burn his clothes and absorb his powers meme (he will be wearing underwear)
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 4, 2015 11:02:57 GMT -5
Because it happened to at least :
-Albert (Twice!)
-Kozlov
-Brodus
So it seems like the easiest prediction to be able to throw a "SEE I TOLD YOU SO!" at people later.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Sept 4, 2015 11:05:53 GMT -5
Because it seems to be the go-to gimmicks for the lazy creative team when turning a big guy face.
Albert, Kozlov, Brodus Clay, Khali... I'm sure there's been more. It's like they think "make him dance, that will get the crowd to cheer him" rather than actually putting a bit of thought and effort into it.
Well Khali danced and made out with fat chicks, but still.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 11:07:45 GMT -5
Because it's "funny".
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 4, 2015 11:19:35 GMT -5
So, Albert Koslov Khali Albert Brodus And let us never forget:  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 4, 2015 11:21:16 GMT -5
I count Viscera in the dancing fat man ranks.
He danced and gyrated those hips
Oh and Rikishi I'd add
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 4, 2015 11:23:35 GMT -5
In fairness, it did work one time for Rikishi.
But still, this makes 8 times it's happened and the thread's only 24 minutes old, there's gonna be more that people remember.
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 4, 2015 11:27:15 GMT -5
Every big bodied wrestler has his "dancing" moment:  Now I'm waiting for somebody to dig up some rare shot of the Undertaker doing the Charleston. UPDATE:  Meh, close enough for me. I'll pretend it's real to fit my fantasy. |
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Post by Catchphrase! on Sept 4, 2015 11:38:35 GMT -5
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Sept 4, 2015 14:32:55 GMT -5
Because WWE often book big guys as unstoppable monster, then as dancing fool, and then they don't understand why said big guy lost all his credibility when they try to book him as unstoppable AGAIN.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 4, 2015 14:35:49 GMT -5
Because WWE often book big guys as unstoppable monster, then as dancing fool, and then they don't understand why said big guy lost all his credibility when they try to book him as unstoppable AGAIN. Aside from the established old guard of Big Show, Mark Henry and Kane, I don't think they ever bothered to go to the "try to book him as unstoppable AGAIN" part. Usually, the big guy gets turned face, and then jobbed out to the NEXT monster pet project (HE JUST MANHANDLED A 300 LB MAN, WHO CAN STOP HIM?). |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Sept 4, 2015 17:10:00 GMT -5
We like dance and we are also like fight.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 17:29:14 GMT -5
Dancing Braun Strowman = future ratings
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Post by Andy Martin on Sept 4, 2015 18:27:47 GMT -5
Dancing Braun Strowman = future ratings Well, he might be remotely interesting/entertaining then. Why the hell not? |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 4, 2015 19:22:45 GMT -5
Dancing Braun Strowman = future ratings That's how he splits from the Wyatt Family. Bray won't let him be a dancing king, so nuts to following the buzzards. |
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Post by Ashy Larry on Sept 4, 2015 20:02:12 GMT -5
Isn't that also Bob Ryder's fetish?
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Sept 4, 2015 21:03:40 GMT -5
If the big men don't dance then they're no big men of mine.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 4, 2015 21:07:59 GMT -5
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Sept 4, 2015 21:20:01 GMT -5
So, Albert Koslov Khali Albert Brodus And let us never forget: Funfact: The music playing as I saw that gif was 'Danger! High Voltage' by Electric Six .. Man it syncs up well. |
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Post by saneiac on Sept 4, 2015 23:11:40 GMT -5
The Oddities. THREE dancing big guys!!  |
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