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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2017 4:49:42 GMT -5
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
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Post by bibboid on Apr 29, 2017 10:17:36 GMT -5
What's the difference between a 3-dollar bill, an insane rabbit, and glue? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny. What about the glue?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2017 10:38:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between a 3-dollar bill, an insane rabbit, and glue? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny. What about the glue? I knew you'd get stuck on that.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 2, 2017 18:53:38 GMT -5
Bought shoes from my drug dealer Don't know what he laced them with But I've been tripping all day
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on May 2, 2017 19:06:59 GMT -5
Q: How do you divide by zero? A: {Spoiler}by/zero
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 17, 2017 23:42:10 GMT -5
I was going to tell you the joke of the broken tip. But there's no point
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 17, 2017 23:55:28 GMT -5
Has anybody said the New York Jets yet?
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jun 18, 2017 0:00:14 GMT -5
I tried a piece of cheese that was past it's expiration date. It was no gouda.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 18, 2017 1:27:40 GMT -5
Has anybody said the New York Jets yet? That joke was told by your guessed it Frank Stallone
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 30, 2017 15:54:22 GMT -5
My daughter was complaining about her new shoes, she said that they didn't feel right. "You've got them on the wrong feet," I told her. "But they're the only feet I have!"
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 30, 2017 19:26:46 GMT -5
She was only a whiskey maker,but I loved her still.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2017 19:46:54 GMT -5
People from the hood are always falling down.
They be trippin'.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 30, 2017 21:14:32 GMT -5
People from the hood are always falling down. They be trippin'. That reminds me of an old to momma joke To momma so fat she fell down I wasn't laughing But the ground was cracking up!
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Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jun 30, 2017 21:38:24 GMT -5
What has no arms or legs, but can tell the difference between hands and feet?....
My di*BANNED*
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 9, 2017 23:29:31 GMT -5
How do you get a hundred big angry Canadians out of a pool? You say could you guys get out of the pool please
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2017 23:36:02 GMT -5
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? {Spoiler}Because they're all dead
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Post by bibboid on Jul 21, 2017 1:23:42 GMT -5
Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they pull into port they can......Scandinavian.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Jul 21, 2017 3:36:20 GMT -5
My buddy was telling me about how a local barber got arrested for selling bootleg video tapes.
My buddy said he was taken by surprise, he'd been the guy's customer for years! Had no idea guy was a barber!
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 21, 2017 3:42:32 GMT -5
A guy goes outside and sees two penguins on his front porch. He yells over to his neighbor, "Hey! Where'd these penguins come from?" The neighbor has no idea. The guy says, "Well, what should I do with them?"
The neighbor says, "I don't know, take them to the zoo." So the guy puts the two penguins in his car and drives off. After a few hours, the guy returns, opens up his backdoor to his car, and the penguins hop out.
The neighbor sees this and says, "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo." The guy says...
"We did. And we had a great time. Now we're going to get ice cream."
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jul 21, 2017 3:48:39 GMT -5
Gordon Ramsey and his family are getting ready for a family movie night. Gordon asks his kids "What movie they want to watch?" The kids reply "Frozen!" Gordon goes on a 10 minutes profanity laden tirade and throws the movie in the trash.
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