Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 20, 2017 21:26:43 GMT -5
A dyslexic pervert walks into a bra....
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Post by bibboid on Apr 21, 2017 14:01:25 GMT -5
There was a fire in a shoe factory the other day. 200 soles were lost.
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Post by bibboid on Apr 21, 2017 16:18:45 GMT -5
Why couldn't the 11 year old see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated Arrrrr!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 22, 2017 2:01:12 GMT -5
A man sits down at a bar next to an attractive woman and says, "I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long." The woman replied, "I'd tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 22, 2017 2:19:15 GMT -5
An Irishman walks out of a bar....
what? It's possible!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 22, 2017 2:21:17 GMT -5
Q: What did Spock see in the toilet? A: Captain's log.
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Post by montee916 on Apr 22, 2017 2:27:36 GMT -5
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys a packet of condoms.
The cashier scans it through and asks if he wants a bag.
The guy says Nah, she aint that bad to look at.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 22, 2017 2:40:12 GMT -5
Q: Why did the policeman arrest the apple? A: Because he was sauced.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
Posts: 15,784
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 22, 2017 4:33:38 GMT -5
Computer 1: 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000
Computer 2: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101110 00100000 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001
Computer 1: 01000011 01100001 01110111 00100001 00100000 01000011 01100001 01110111 00100001
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Computer 1: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01110101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 4:56:07 GMT -5
*phone rings* *picks up phone* "Hello" ... "You don't say?" ... "You don't say?" ... "You don't say?" ... *hangs up phone* Other person: "Uh, who was that?" Me: "He didn't say."
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Apr 22, 2017 5:15:05 GMT -5
How does every racist joke start?
(looks around the room)
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
Posts: 24,018
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 22, 2017 11:04:34 GMT -5
Computer 1: 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 Computer 2: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101110 00100000 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 Computer 1: 01000011 01100001 01110111 00100001 00100000 01000011 01100001 01110111 00100001 Computer 2: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000 01001001 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 Computer 1: 01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01110101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 Surprised the mods let this one through...
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 28, 2017 16:01:47 GMT -5
Did you hear about the movie Constipated? No, oh well I guess it hasn't come out yet...
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Post by bibboid on Apr 28, 2017 19:00:21 GMT -5
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Apr 28, 2017 19:12:18 GMT -5
A woman comes home from her gynecologist and tells her husband, "The doctor said I can't have sex for two weeks." Her husband asked, "What did your dentist say?"
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 28, 2017 22:03:52 GMT -5
How many Hippsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 31,997
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Post by Perd on Apr 28, 2017 22:08:39 GMT -5
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
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ERON
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,785
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Post by ERON on Apr 28, 2017 22:27:10 GMT -5
Person 1: Pete and Re-Pete went out to sea in a boat. Pete fell overboard. Who was left in the boat?
Person 2: Re-Pete.
Person 1: Pete and Re-Pete went out to sea in a boat. Pete fell overboard. Who was left in the boat?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 29, 2017 0:11:57 GMT -5
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B- shells
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2017 4:43:06 GMT -5
What's the difference between a 3-dollar bill, an insane rabbit, and glue?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny.
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