The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 25, 2017 9:19:47 GMT -5
I went to a pizza place the other day, the waiter asked me if I wanted my pizza cut in 4 or 8 pieces. I said 4 'cause there was no way I could eat 8 pieces all by myself.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Mar 25, 2017 10:50:31 GMT -5
What's a caveman favorite sandwich? The club
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Post by bibboid on Mar 25, 2017 15:06:37 GMT -5
What is it called when a psychic dwarf escapes from jail?
A small medium at large.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 31, 2017 13:34:51 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy that lost his pet dolphin?
His life had no porpoise.
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Post by bibboid on Apr 7, 2017 14:35:13 GMT -5
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 8, 2017 0:01:11 GMT -5
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 8, 2017 0:43:51 GMT -5
Why was the mermaid drug tested?
She came into work smelling like seaweed.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 8, 2017 0:44:57 GMT -5
Accomplished comedian Sinbad just applied for Chapter 11 bankruptcy for the second time.
It looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse!
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Spider2024
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 11, 2017 10:23:14 GMT -5
"I didn't know it was possible to overbook something." - Vince Russo
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 14, 2017 11:59:01 GMT -5
My buddy Oklahoma Joe came to visit me the other day, but i got stuck at work. So i left a note on the front door with a few places in town to get something to eat. So Oklahoma Joe moseyed his way into town went into a local establishment, and went up to the front counter. "Howdy ma'am. I'd like me some chicken fried steak, some barbecue pork, some fried okra, some cornbread, some squash, some biscuits, some sausage and gravy, some black-eyed peas, some grits, some corn, some strawberries, and some pecan pie if you please." "You're from Oklahoma, aren't you?" asked the woman behind the counter with a smile. "Why yes ma'am. I bet you knew that from my taste in fine cuisine." "No, it's just that this is a bank."
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Lupin the Third
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 14, 2017 12:26:31 GMT -5
F*** THAT OWL!!!!
...That's all I got.
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Post by schizo on Apr 14, 2017 13:06:16 GMT -5
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy?
The Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 14, 2017 18:06:31 GMT -5
What do burnt pizza and a pregnant lady have in common? Someone didn't pull it out in time.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2017 20:12:29 GMT -5
Two muffins are baking in the oven.
One says "Am I done yet?"
The other says "Holy shit you can talk?!"
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Post by dragonofearth on Apr 18, 2017 5:54:39 GMT -5
why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine.
corny, i know, but i'm a sucker for a pun
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Apr 18, 2017 13:05:19 GMT -5
why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine. corny, i know, but i'm a sucker for a pun Why was Six REALLY afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a registered Six offender.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 18, 2017 16:58:27 GMT -5
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Because doctors hate apple breath.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 18, 2017 21:59:10 GMT -5
Poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes But there a solid number 2
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Post by montee916 on Apr 19, 2017 1:26:38 GMT -5
I was so hungry last night I ate a bunch of letter pieces from a game of Scrabble.
The next time I go to the bathroom, it'll spell disaster.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 20, 2017 21:23:33 GMT -5
Why can't T rex's high five? Because they're all dead
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