Post by Big Bad Kahuna on Sept 17, 2015 3:28:18 GMT -5
NOC begins with Steph and HHH declaring they will get divorced TONIGHT IN THIS VERY RING
1) John Cena beats Rollins by DQ when a stable of 4 undercarders (Fandango, Slater, Axel, Sandow) in all-white gear suddenly attack Cena midmatch without any explanation
Backstage interview: Nikki dedicates her upcoming title defense to the Make-A-Wish foundation
2) Dudley Boyz beat New Day for the tag titles - 3D on Xavier (who wasnt an official participant in this match) finishes, afterwards Bubba sticks the Trombone up Xavier's booty
Cole informs the audience that Ziggler vs Rusev will have an extra stipulation added: winner keeps both women, loser leaves WWE
Vignette of a mysterious masked woman is shown
3) Ziggler beats Rusev when Summer Rae throws her shoe in Rusevs face while he applied the Accolade - afterwards all 3 heels sing the Goodbyesong
Rusev, with tears in his eyes, announces his retirement from the wrestling business
4) Ryback beats Owens in a minute after hitting two Shell Shocks - afterwards he stuffs two apples inside Owens' mouth, one for each Shell Shock
5) Charlotte defeats Nikki after the entire Divas division turns on Nikki (all 7 women interfere) - announcers say its because they are sick of Nikki's reign and her constant bragging - Brie declares that Alicia is her true sister - mysterious masked vignette woman appears and attacks all 8 heels with a broomstick, identifies herself as The Everywoman Eva Marie
Ambrose and Reigns promise a special special dream partner
6) Wyatts beat Reigns, Ambrose and Ernest The Cat Miller after Miller turns on his partners and says he's the higher power behind the Wyatts - a happy heel dance takes place
HHH and Stephanie sign their divorce papers in the ring, Vince cries and tells HHH he's fired - HHH furiously attacks Vince, Cena and Orton come out to save Vince
7) Sting beats Rollins with the SDL while a bloodied Rollins passes out from the pain - the 4 allwhite undercarders suddenly attacked Rollins during the match while the referee took a nap - Stephanie comes out and slaps Rollins - for some reason Sting lays the belt down in the middle of the ring and leaves, suddenly Bob Holly appears and steals the title
End show
1) John Cena beats Rollins by DQ when a stable of 4 undercarders (Fandango, Slater, Axel, Sandow) in all-white gear suddenly attack Cena midmatch without any explanation
Backstage interview: Nikki dedicates her upcoming title defense to the Make-A-Wish foundation
2) Dudley Boyz beat New Day for the tag titles - 3D on Xavier (who wasnt an official participant in this match) finishes, afterwards Bubba sticks the Trombone up Xavier's booty
Cole informs the audience that Ziggler vs Rusev will have an extra stipulation added: winner keeps both women, loser leaves WWE
Vignette of a mysterious masked woman is shown
3) Ziggler beats Rusev when Summer Rae throws her shoe in Rusevs face while he applied the Accolade - afterwards all 3 heels sing the Goodbyesong
Rusev, with tears in his eyes, announces his retirement from the wrestling business
4) Ryback beats Owens in a minute after hitting two Shell Shocks - afterwards he stuffs two apples inside Owens' mouth, one for each Shell Shock
5) Charlotte defeats Nikki after the entire Divas division turns on Nikki (all 7 women interfere) - announcers say its because they are sick of Nikki's reign and her constant bragging - Brie declares that Alicia is her true sister - mysterious masked vignette woman appears and attacks all 8 heels with a broomstick, identifies herself as The Everywoman Eva Marie
Ambrose and Reigns promise a special special dream partner
6) Wyatts beat Reigns, Ambrose and Ernest The Cat Miller after Miller turns on his partners and says he's the higher power behind the Wyatts - a happy heel dance takes place
HHH and Stephanie sign their divorce papers in the ring, Vince cries and tells HHH he's fired - HHH furiously attacks Vince, Cena and Orton come out to save Vince
7) Sting beats Rollins with the SDL while a bloodied Rollins passes out from the pain - the 4 allwhite undercarders suddenly attacked Rollins during the match while the referee took a nap - Stephanie comes out and slaps Rollins - for some reason Sting lays the belt down in the middle of the ring and leaves, suddenly Bob Holly appears and steals the title
End show