Impact Thread 9/23/15 WE'RE NOT DEAD YET

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

On Impact
Tigre Uno vs Kenny King
Chris Melendez vs Eric Young
Gail Kim vs Jade
EC3 vs Rockstar Spud
Drew Galloway vs Bram vs Lashley vs Eddie Edwards vs Davey Richards (number one contenders match)

[Push R Truth]

[Demented]

"Sugah, it's just a flesh wound."

Tonight, to me, is going to be the Holy Grail of Impact episodes.

[Hypnosis]

Sept 23, 2015 9:23:46 GMT -5 Demented said:

"Sugah, it's just a flesh wound."

Tonight, to me, is going to be the Holy Grail of Impact episodes.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Sept 23, 2015 6:58:47 GMT -5 Brood Lone Wolf Funker said:

EC3 vs Rockstar Spud

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this should be the main event for Bound for Glory. This is just horrible booking. They were former best friends, EC3 turned against Spud, he constantly tore him down, he shaved his head after a fantastic match, and he's the undefeated World Champion. Logic dictates that Spud would be the one to topple EC3 and get his revenge, and the show would close with Spud celebrating with the title. Who better to give EC3 his comeuppance than Spud? Nobody, that's who.

There's years of story in this feud, and it could culminate at their biggest ppv, but nope, can't have that.

[Demented]

Sept 23, 2015 9:29:54 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Sept 23, 2015 9:23:46 GMT -5 Demented said:

"Sugah, it's just a flesh wound."

Tonight, to me, is going to be the Holy Grail of Impact episodes.

Dixie: Who's that then, Sugah?

Josh: I dunno, must be a successful wrestling promotion owner.

Dixie: Why?

Josh: He hasn't got shit all over him.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

That's all that's going to happen. This shit is going to be funny.

[Aya Reiko]

Isn't this the next-to-last show they have in the can? And I've yet to hear of any new tapings.

[docwallace]

By my estimate, they have this and one other show that they officially announced as being IMPACT tapings. They have another three days of taped material (which usually would represent six shows) that was claimed to be One Night Only and Xplosion matches. If you shoot enough linking material with Josh, Dinero and Jeremy, you could probably cheat that together, but it would be horrible.

[tenshi]

SO... I read the preview for tonight's ROH episode and neither María nor Veda are set to appear. What, is Team Ginger Buns too much for The Redneck Channel and their sasquatch fearing folks to handle?

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

lol this was the "fake" show right? where spud and bob ryder where mocking it? and it's probably gonna be their last show ever.

[DSR]

Sept 23, 2015 10:35:46 GMT -5 Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) said:

That's all that's going to happen. This shit is going to be funny.

SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI!

[lionheart21]

Sept 23, 2015 15:45:08 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

lol this was the "fake" show right? where spud and bob ryder where mocking it? and it's probably gonna be their last show ever.

I hope not. I want that to be next week's show.

[DSR]

Sept 23, 2015 15:19:59 GMT -5 tenshi said:

SO... I read the preview for tonight's ROH episode and neither María nor Veda are set to appear. What, is Team Ginger Buns too much for The Redneck Channel and their sasquatch fearing folks to handle?

No Veda, no Maria, and DA airs the show devoid of "Inside ROH" so no Mandy Leon, either. DA hates women, dawg.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Sept 23, 2015 16:57:29 GMT -5 lionheart21 said:

Sept 23, 2015 15:45:08 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

lol this was the "fake" show right? where spud and bob ryder where mocking it? and it's probably gonna be their last show ever.

I hope not. I want that to be next week's show.

Nah man, I think bigfoot is coming. This show is gonna be the definition of wrestlecrap, I think that whatever is left of tna apologists and defenders die tonight. Goodbye to a certain mecca.

[Push R Truth]

Tonight is going to be #$%)($&%$% glorious.

This is seriously the most pumped I've been for TNA since 2006.

We could very well see FAN's version of the Gooker born before our very @#$%$%^ eyes tonight. Perhaps in addition to the Fannies, we'll have 'Squatchie. The ultimate award for wrestling absurdity for the year. It's not for "WHAAAA SHITTY BOOKING" type of stuff. It's for flat out hilarious shit like tonight better be.




ps: I'm going to be so damn pissed if they cut a bunch of the stuff.


pps: Really pissed.

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

Already the thread is more entertaining than the show will be

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

I wonder if Alaska Monsters is on before TNA

[Push R Truth]

Sept 23, 2015 18:40:00 GMT -5 Brood Lone Wolf Funker said:

I wonder if Alaska Monsters is on before TNA

Your wish is granted.