Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Sept 25, 2015 7:37:48 GMT -5
significant other at the local dance club. Whatcha going to do about it FAN?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 25, 2015 8:26:02 GMT -5
Sparkybob, believe me, you can do better!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 25, 2015 8:30:46 GMT -5
...how do you flirt with my right hand?
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Sept 25, 2015 9:25:01 GMT -5
You can flirt... but you can't touch.
You touch Harley, you die.
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on Sept 25, 2015 9:44:57 GMT -5
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Post by Giul T. on Sept 25, 2015 9:52:15 GMT -5
I don't have a significant other and I never go to night club. I guess if we're into impossible hypothetical situations, I go and take out the DJ and start singing Ninja Sex Party.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 25, 2015 15:56:42 GMT -5
Just as long as those homies don't diss my girl it's cool
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 16:03:28 GMT -5
You can flirt... but you can't touch. You touch Harley, you die. Since I don't have a significant other... *touches Harley*
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 25, 2015 22:06:47 GMT -5
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 26, 2015 0:46:17 GMT -5
I have a significant other? I'm at a dance club? Clearly I've slipped into some alternate dimension.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 18:17:43 GMT -5
I wouldn't have to do anything. My wife's a badass, she'd just kick someone's ass herself if she didn't want the attention.
And if she did want the attention, she's the one I'd be pissed at. Well unless she was setting up a three way.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 26, 2015 19:24:18 GMT -5
There is always the option for me to just find another girl to talk to at the club. I'm not gonna be the one who starts the chain reaction out in anger, then someone misunderstands someone else and then idiots start shooting or something.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 20:33:49 GMT -5
I'd whip it out and helicopter dick in the middle of the dance floor.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 20:37:02 GMT -5
Sigh, take the L, leave, hit up Wendys on the way home.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 22:00:53 GMT -5
...how do you flirt with my right hand?  |
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Post by bibboid on Sept 26, 2015 23:10:09 GMT -5
Go ahead and flirt with her. Get her all hot and bothered and then she'll come home with me and take out all her sexual frustration by jumping my bones all night long.
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Sept 26, 2015 23:27:05 GMT -5
...What they said.
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Vroom Vroom.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 27, 2015 11:37:21 GMT -5
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