Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Oct 3, 2015 17:36:37 GMT -5
Aren`t Draws supposed to be no points?I feel robbed:PI understand tho, so there won`t be a draw for the PPV
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:40:16 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is our Main Event of the evening! Per the orders of Triple H, if Kalisto wins this match, he will be added to the WWE Heavyweight Championship Match at No Mercy!LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!Lucha LuchaIntroducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 170 pounds, "The Lucha Dragon", Kalisto!Kalisto's claim to the title came when he fought Jeff Hardy to a time-limit draw two weeks ago on Raw. Kalisto argued that he would have beaten Hardy if given more time, and so Triple H made this match.And now we get to see if Kalisto can make good on his claims.No More WordsAnd his opponent, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the WWE Heavyweight Championship, Jeff Hardy!Hardy objected to Kalisto getting this match, saying that he didn't earn his shot like Damien Sandow and Samoa Joe did.Perhaps he forgot that that match went to a no-decision as well, but either way, he has the chance to deny Kalisto his shot tonight.Kalisto vs. Jeff Hardy If Kalisto wins, he is added to the WWE Heavyweight Championship Match at No Mercy 10 Minutes (TIME)
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 3, 2015 17:41:10 GMT -5
Hardy with a Twist of Fate!
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 3, 2015 17:46:38 GMT -5
Kalisto with a Salida del Sol
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:49:04 GMT -5
Hardy with a kick of dick
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 3, 2015 17:51:11 GMT -5
Jeff connects with a twist of fate and covers Kalisto for the win. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, the WWE COO, Triple H!Time to play the game... TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!The GameTriple H walks down the ramp, holding a mic. Last week, Triple H announced a blockbuster main event for No Mercy: Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns, the winner becomes Number One Contender to the NWA World Heavyweight Championship!He also promised that he'd have Dean and Roman face to face tonight, and it looks like that's what we're about to see!Triple H comes into the ring. No Mercy has been taking shape all night, but it's capstone was put into place last week. Two former members of The Shield fighting for supremacy and a shot at Kazuchika Okada. The Big Dog vs. The Lunatic Fringe! The powerhouse vs. the unhinged brawler! Of course, I'm talking about Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns! Two men in their primes, at the pinnacle of their sport, doing battle in the main event of No Mercy for a chance to crown themselves as the undisputed greatest wrestler in the world!
We've given them a week to think things over, to think about what they want to say to their former brother-in-arms. And I won't keep you waiting for much longer. At this time, I'd like to welcome the first participant in this match to the ring. Ladies and gentlemen, Roman Reigns!The Truth ReignsRoman Reigns comes down to the ring, with a response that was at first mixed turning to jeers as Paul Heyman appears beside him. What?! That's Paul Heyman, the advocate of Brock Lesnar! What's he doing here? Has Reigns made a deal with the devil?!Roman Reigns is doing whatever it takes to advance his career. It only makes sense that a man like Heyman would try and latch on to such a prospect. I'm more interested in Reigns and our COO - Roman and Triple H have been crossing paths more and more often, but neither man has elaborated on what connection they have, if any.Roman enters the ring, and is promptly handed a mic. So, Roman. Is there anything you'd like to say now before I bring out your opponent?Reigns shakes his head, and hands the microphone to Paul Heyman. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and my new client Roman Reigns is going to prove to the world at the next WWE Network special just why he is the next big thing. Y'see Roman has a frightening combination of power, speed, and endurance the likes of which have not been seen in the WWE before. Take a good long look, because this man is the next face of this company. He's the next Ultimate Warrior, the next Shawn Michaels, he's more than just the next Rock, mind you, he's twice the athlete that Mr Johnson will ever be. It doesn't matter who you put in front of him: He will dominate, and there will be no mercy.And now, let's bring out Reigns's opponent at No Mercy, Dean Ambrose!RetaliationAmbrose comes out onto the ramp, flanked by Drew McIntyre. Now this is what confuses me. Ambrose is a stated enemy of The Authority, and he associates with another enemy of The Authority. Why does Triple H want him anywhere close to the NWA World Heavyweight Championship?Perhaps Hunter realizes that good business sense outweighs personal grudges.The two enter, and Ambrose takes a mic. So, anything you'd like to say, Dean?Got to say I'm a little surprised, Roman. Don't get me wrong, Heyman's a great talker but he's also a conniving bastard who only cares about what he can gain. You don't need him, man. As far as I'm concerned you don't need anybody to succeed, Roman. You've all ready got all the skills but are you ready for the big time? Is Roman Reigns truly the face of WWE?Ambrose gives the crowd a moment to respond with some jeers before continuing. The answer is no way in hell! Not when I'm still here and not when The Revolution is alive and well! Yeah Roman, you're big and strong, stronger than I could ever hope to be, but I can take everything you can throw at me and come back for more. You're tough but how long can you last against me? You see, while you were trying to make it in the NFL I was busy honing my craft in the independent scene. You're all power and that's gotten you far but even the people your buddy, Paul, mentioned had more than that to take them to the top.You just have to go and make it personal, don't you? Because the only person who'll stick around you anymore is Drew McIntyre! Well, let me tell you something Dean Ambrose. If you're going to brag about skill here tonight, you better be prepared to bring empirical proof! Because my client is undeniably a better competitor than you are. Do you know who was the shinning star of the shield? Roman Reigns. Do you know who was the breakout star? Roman Reigns. Do you know who was the 2014 superstar of the year? Roman freakin' Reigns. Do you know who won the Royal Rumble? Who took my client Brock Lesnar to the limit? Who absolutely demolished the Big Show? All Roman Reigns. Do you know who hasn't done any of that? You, you, you, you you! When Seth Rollins showed the world that he had the balls to leave the Shield before his act got stale, you went right after him, but you could never beat him! You always came up short, and then when he curbstomped you through a cinderblock, my client Roman Reigns, with a hernia, might I add, effortlessly defeated Mister Money in the Bank on his first go! Just what do you say to that, "buddy"?That's an impressive list of accomplishments and I wouldn't deny Roman any of them but what has he done lately? See you can paint this picture of Roman Reigns as the unstoppable juggernaut but ever since Rollins screwed him out of the title he's been in just as much of a rut as I have. He failed to take the title back from Seth, failed to win Money in the Bank, failed to beat Bray Wyatt before he jumped ship and failed to make it past round one in the NWA title tournament. From where I'm standing Roman isn't as dominant these days as you make him out to be and if he thinks bringing you in is going to change his fortunes then he should take some time to look at the last couple of "Paul Heyman Guys" and see how their careers turned out.
This has been fun and all, Paulie but I didn't come here to talk to you. I came here to talk to Roman, so how about it big man? Anything you want to say to me? Maybe explain what Heyman's doing out here or why you've been dodging me for over a month?Far be it from me to agree with someone like Dean Ambrose, but here I am regardless. Roman, speak for yourself or get out of here! Tell me why you're getting this shot, tell me why you're beating Dean Ambrose in two weeks, tell me why Paul is here with you, or otherwise I'll send your ass straight to the back of the line. Again....alright. I'm not one for talking, but if it'll make you and Dean happy, I'll speak my piece.
Dean, I know what you think this is. You think this is some sort of underdog story, where the hard working, heroic Dean Ambrose slays the big bully Roman Reigns. Faith and destiny will be on your side as you fight your little streetrat heart out, eventually climbing the mountain and becoming NWA Champion.
Well Dean, Faith and Destiny are the names of strippers. Nothing else. You want the truth, I'll give you the truth. Life is cold. Life is ruthless. When your Mom was working the corners to feed her little hoodrat children, you found that out firsthand. And it might make you mad, but the fact of the matter is, reality doesn't give a damn about what's right and what's fair. It nails you right on the chin, like so many men did to your mother. This isn't my fault. It's not my fault that I was born into wrestling royalty. It's not my fault that I played in the NFL. It's not my fault that I'm the most hyped young prospect to come through here since Lesnar. I'm just damn good. I have great genetics, a strong work ethic, and a good support system. And that's why I'll win. I've prepared my whole life for this moment. Charles Darwin liked to talk about survival of the fittest, and you're looking the fittest dead in the eye right now. Dean, you can spin your little fables about slaying the big, mean giant, but there's a reason they're fables. I'm ruthless, Dean. I'm bigger, stronger, and faster than you can ever dream of being. And when we fight, I'm going to destroy you. I'm going to rip you limb for limb, and all the cutesy little rags to riches fairytales won't save you when you're being beaten within an inch of your life. And you know what? I'm going to enjoy it. I'm going to watch the crowds shock as their hero gets the life beaten out of them. I'm going to see the pain shoot through your face after I slam you to the canvas. And I'm going to enjoy it. People like you don't win the big match. People like me do. I am reality. I'm a cold, brutal killing machine who exists to crush your stupid little dreams. So Dean, keep on dreaming. Keep on wishing, and believing, and telling the world that we can all achieve our goals. Because in two weeks, I'm going to end those dreams in front of millions. Reigns drops his mic and gets in Ambrose's face. Dean stands his ground, and soon has Drew backing him up. Roman looks as though he's about to shove Dean back, but Paul goes up to him and manages to convince him otherwise. Likewise, Dean tells Drew to stand down. The tension between these two former brothers reaching a boiling point tonight. What will happen in two weeks at No Mercy?We'll find out then, but for now, we're out of time. For William Regal, this is Michael Cole, thank you for tuning in, and we'll see you next week!Raw fades out on the two men jawing back and forth. -------------- Thanks to suave, Giul T., Jeff Mangum PI, Fake Jesus, Malibu Albino, Brainbustaaah!, Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!, Waffel113, armbar, MrBRulzOK, Dub H, and anybody else I'm forgetting for promoing, voting, or showing up in the slack chat.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 3, 2015 19:14:03 GMT -5
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 4, 2015 1:53:15 GMT -5
I still really, really wish Jericho and Mundo hadn't been booked together.
I was looking to do a slow, months long build with them, and now I have to throw the entire thing away.
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 4, 2015 10:27:47 GMT -5
I still really, really wish Jericho and Mundo hadn't been booked together. I was looking to do a slow, months long build with them, and now I have to throw the entire thing away. ...couldn't you have, oh, I don't know, told FJ and I that after you tag-ruled the two? We're not psychic. You have to tell us these things.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 4, 2015 10:38:30 GMT -5
Looks like it will be great.
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Giul T.
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 4, 2015 11:49:16 GMT -5
Christian vs Cage?
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 4, 2015 12:09:47 GMT -5
We'll be the dark main event
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 4, 2015 12:22:32 GMT -5
We'll be the dark main event … @ MikeTheMiz #MIZTV makes its return next week, and my guests will be @ MachineCage and @ Christian4Peeps. #MustSee
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 4, 2015 18:56:32 GMT -5
@AustinAries I take a well deserved break after making the Intervontinental Title mean something, and this is what I have waiting for me?
@AustinAries Who did @FightOwensFight beat anyway? Some jamoke who wasn't an official contender! He has no case to challenge me!
@AustinAries This is ridiculous. Unless it is an official #ADoubleLDoubleChallenge, Kevin Owens can suck it. #YoungBuckShoutout #TooSweetMe
@AustinAries You hear me, McMahon?! I ain't defending this title unless it's an #ADoubleLDoubleChallenge! It's in my contract! #ComeAtMeMcMahon #OrTripleH #IDontCare
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 4, 2015 19:18:49 GMT -5
@ AustinAries I take a well deserved break after making the Intervontinental Title mean something, and this is what I have waiting for me? @ AustinAries Who did @ FightOwensFight beat anyway? Some jamoke who wasn't an official contender! He has no case to challenge me! @ AustinAries This is ridiculous. Unless it is an official #ADoubleLDoubleChallenge, Kevin Owens can suck it. #YoungBuckShoutout #TooSweetMe @ AustinAries You hear me, McMahon?! I ain't defending this title unless it's an #ADoubleLDoubleChallenge! It's in my contract! #ComeAtMeMcMahon #OrTripleH #IDontCare @ YoungBuckNick @ AustinAries has been invited to the Superkick Party #IndyGods #ADouble4Life @ YoungBuckMatt Damn Straight. @ AustinAries is the best Intervontinental champion ever. #Learn2SpellYourChampionship #WeStillLoveYa
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 4, 2015 21:31:01 GMT -5
WWE Friday Night Raw, October 9th, 2015, Live from the AllState Arena in Chicago, Illinois! 4 PM EST, 1 PM PST, 9 PM GMT, 11 PM in Finland. To be run by Waffel113. (Barring objections, specific requests, etc.)Pick Your Poison: Dean Ambrose vs. (Picked by Roman Reigns) ( Malibu Albino vs. ) Damien Sandow vs. Kalisto ( Fake Jesus vs. Jeff Mangum PI) Kevin Owens vs. Sheamus ( Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! vs. armbar) Lucky 13 vs. Matt Jackson ( cageking666 vs. TOO SWEET) Daniel Bryan vs. Angelico ( MrBRulzOK vs. Dub H) Jimmy Jacobs vs. BJ Whitmer ( Malibu Albino vs. Jobber) Samoa Joe vs. Drew McIntyre ( Gus Richlen Was Wrong vs. Waffel113) Pick Your Poison: Roman Reigns vs. (Picked by Dean Ambrose) ( suave vs. ) PLUS: + MizTV, with special guests Cage and Christian Cage! ( Waffel113, cageking666 and Giul T.) + Possibly more!
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Giul T.
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 5, 2015 11:35:59 GMT -5
@1whogravityforgot: Lucky 13 is going to show the world what he's made of. We're going to make a statement before NM.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 5, 2015 13:21:07 GMT -5
It's that time once again folks time to take a look at the...
Week According to TEW
It's the aftermath of our second PPV and also start of the new month which means it's time to take a look at who our booking team considers the top stars.
Star Performers Nothing at all has changed much from last month but I'll still give you the DL.
Alberto El Patron - Guys still a born star and still could have great matches with a broom that Triple H had already buried. Antonio Cesaro - The team-up with Bliss has finally given him some direction so let's see where Cesaro goes. Bray Wyatt - He's been slowly building up as a threat and he seems like he has a bright future in WCW. Damien Sandow - He has a match for the WWE Title coming up and this might just be Sandow's moment to shine. Daniel Bryan - Still the most popular guy in WWE. Dean Ambrose - He's lost more than he's won but Ambrose is still considered a big deal. Jeff Hardy - Despite being suspended for the past month Hardy's popularity is still boundless. John Cena - The biggest dog in the yard is still barking. Luke Harper - Still shocked he's here when he hasn't done anything in the past two months. Nic Nemeth - His feud with Finn Balor hasn't been setting the world on fire but you know they can put on a surefire MOTY. Randy Orton - Things aren't looking up for Orton after being betrayed by Wyatt but you never know when The Viper will turn it around. Sheamus - The Celtic Warrior needs a big win badly otherwise he might just flounder. Seth Rollins - Rollins is starting to feel like Ambrose he hasn't gotten a major win in sometime maybe his alliance with Miz will lead somewhere.
Show Notes
Raw Week 1, October 2015
The only person we had unhappy this week was Wade Barrett who didn't like getting punked out by the Super Number Legion. Sounds like he can dish out the Bad News but can't quite take it.
Awesome Authority vs The Rock 'n Rollas got a B-, Brie/Leva got a D. Brie was apparently off her game tonight.
Owens/Corbin got a C+, Nikki/Zahra got a D. Nikki and Schrieber apparently don't click.
Super Number Legion vs Bad News Machines got a B-, Fox/Lynch got C- and Hardy/Kalisto got a B
How Bad Was It?: Worst episode in awhile with a C+. We lost some popularity. Here's hoping we step it up for the go-home show.
Nitro Week 1, October 2015
For some reason Matt Hardy was unhappy drawing Sami Zayn. I mean you could have lost pal, get over it.
Hardy/Zayn got a B, Breeze squash got a C-, Blake/Havoc got a D. Blake and Son of Havoc don't click, presumably because Havoc can actually wrestle.
Wyatts/Briscoes got a C+, El Patron squash got a B+ because Alberto is that damn good.
Once again Cena and Orton tear the house down and deliver a A+ match.
How Bad Was It?: Not bad at all actually. We got an A and actually increased in popularity. Call it a win-win!
Other News and Views
Ambrose showed up late for Raw, this is his first offense so he got a warning.
Elsewhere, I've been told Bray needs to freshen up his character, feel free to give me ideas for character freshening below!
News from Around the World
Shimmer the all-women's wrestling promotion has moved to Reigional size. It doesn't mean much for us but I'm interested in seeing who they pick up.
I noticed our attendance number have been going way down, more than they should be, turns out the wrestling industry is not doing so hot in the US, we're currently at a D and still falling. Tough times ahead boys, let's try and spark that boom period!
That's it for this week though, I'll be back next week to go through No Mercy!
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 5, 2015 13:26:30 GMT -5
It's that time once again folks time to take a look at the... Week According to TEWIt's the aftermath of our second PPV and also start of the new month which means it's time to take a look at who our booking team considers the top stars. Star PerformersNothing at all has changed much from last month but I'll still give you the DL. Alberto El Patron - Guys still a born star and still could have great matches with a broom that Triple H had already buried. Antonio Cesaro - The team-up with Bliss has finally given him some direction so let's see where Cesaro goes. Bray Wyatt - He's been slowly building up as a threat and he seems like he has a bright future in WCW. Damien Sandow - He has a match for the WWE Title coming up and this might just be Sandow's moment to shine. Daniel Bryan - Still the most popular guy in WWE. Dean Ambrose - He's lost more than he's won but Ambrose is still considered a big deal. Jeff Hardy - Despite being suspended for the past month Hardy's popularity is still boundless. John Cena - The biggest dog in the yard is still barking. Luke Harper - Still shocked he's here when he hasn't done anything in the past two months. Nic Nemeth - His feud with Finn Balor hasn't been setting the world on fire but you know they can put on a surefire MOTY. Randy Orton - Things aren't looking up for Orton after being betrayed by Wyatt but you never know when The Viper will turn it around. Sheamus - The Celtic Warrior needs a big win badly otherwise he might just flounder. Seth Rollins - Rollins is starting to feel like Ambrose he hasn't gotten a major win in sometime maybe his alliance with Miz will lead somewhere. Show NotesRaw Week 1, October 2015 The only person we had unhappy this week was Wade Barrett who didn't like getting punked out by the Super Number Legion. Sounds like he can dish out the Bad News but can't quite take it. Awesome Authority vs The Rock 'n Rollas got a B-, Brie/Leva got a D. Brie was apparently off her game tonight. Owens/Corbin got a C+, Nikki/Zahra got a D. Nikki and Schrieber apparently don't click. Super Number Legion vs Bad News Machines got a B-, Fox/Lynch got C- and Hardy/Kalisto got a B How Bad Was It?: Worst episode in awhile with a C+. We lost some popularity. Here's hoping we step it up for the go-home show. Nitro Week 1, October 2015 For some reason Matt Hardy was unhappy drawing Sami Zayn. I mean you could have lost pal, get over it. Hardy/Zayn got a B, Breeze squash got a C-, Blake/Havoc got a D. Blake and Son of Havoc don't click, presumably because Havoc can actually wrestle. Wyatts/Briscoes got a C+, El Patron squash got a B+ because Alberto is that damn good. Once again Cena and Orton tear the house down and deliver a A+ match. How Bad Was It?: Not bad at all actually. We got an A and actually increased in popularity. Call it a win-win! Other News and ViewsAmbrose showed up late for Raw, this is his first offense so he got a warning. Elsewhere, I've been told Bray needs to freshen up his character, feel free to give me ideas for character freshening below! News from Around the WorldShimmer the all-women's wrestling promotion has moved to Reigional size. It doesn't mean much for us but I'm interested in seeing who they pick up. I noticed our attendance number have been going way down, more than they should be, turns out the wrestling industry is not doing so hot in the US, we're currently at a D and still falling. Tough times ahead boys, let's try and spark that boom period! That's it for this week though, I'll be back next week to go through No Mercy! Gay Bear! Gay Bear!
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Post by Giul T. on Oct 5, 2015 19:28:14 GMT -5
Bray Wyatt: Birdwatching enthusiast.
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