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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:15:01 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!FightIntroducing first, from Marieville, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 260 pounds, Kevin Owens!Owens has a bit match on the horizon, as at No Mercy, he'll face Austin Aries for the Intercontinental Championship!Kevin is just as dangerous as he's ever been, but he could be facing somebody desperate tonight.HellfireAnd his opponent, representing The Authority, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 265 pounds, Sheamus!Hunter told Sheamus that if he should lose to Daniel Bryan again on Sunday, he's out of The Authority.Maybe a boot to the rear end is going to be better motivation than a pat on the back.Kevin Owens vs. Sheamus 10 Minutes (5:25)
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 9, 2015 16:15:17 GMT -5
Owens hugs Sheamus to death
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2015 16:21:05 GMT -5
Owens bodyslams Sheamus, then goes to the top rope...and hops off before casually covering him for a two count.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 16:22:11 GMT -5
Owens with a kick to the limes.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:25:08 GMT -5
Owens shoots Sheamus off the ropes for the Pop-Up Powerbomb, but Sheamus hooks his arms and rolls out, waving off the match. The referee's count reaches ten.
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of countout, Kevin Owens!
This can't have been the way that Owens wanted this match to end by a long shot.
We go backstage on Sheamus heading up the ramp.
The opening sounds of "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived" play as Austin Aries steps out, dressed to compete. He does, however, wear a sparkly cape that displays his logo and self-appointed nickname, holding it outstretched which also displays his Intercontinental Title. Entering the ring, Aries grabs the microphone as the music fades out.
First and foremost, I feel the need to clarify what exactly happened the last time I stepped foot inside this ring. Out if the goodness of my heart, I selflessly decided NOT to defend my Intercontinental Title in the A Double L Double. Instead, I teamed with my good friend "Rowdy" Roderick Strong in an attempt to bring relevancy to the floundering tag team division in this company. I had to disappoint my adoring public and deny them the honor of seeing me defend my beautiful title so that I could save another division.
Instead, Roderick takes the pinfall and adds another loss to his sad resume. It is important to note that I never took the pinfall, just like I was not pinned in my tag team match with Samuel Shaw last month. A Double remains undefeated, and it will stay that way until I decide to retire as Intercontinental, WWE, and NWA Triple Crown Champion. And while I hope Roderick gets back on track, HE lost, not A Double. And the record books will back my claim.
Now, with that out of the way, the highlight of Raw! I know many of you were disappointed with that atrocity WCW dared call a PPV, and as such were deprived of A Double Austin Aries gracing your screens and saving you from having to tolerate a Nic Nemeth match. But WCW's loss is WWE's gain, as I will continue to present the A Double L Double week after week!
And this week, I will take on not one, but TWO challengers to make up for having to miss the A Double L Double! Yes sir, A Double will compete in the first triple threat match for a title in this era. With that said, the box.
Stagehands enter the ring with the A Double L Double Box, placing it in the center before exiting the ring. Aries places a hand inside and starts rummaging through before pulling out a name.
And the first individual to recieve an Intercontinental Title shot is....... ADAM ROSE!
WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA HEY!
Adam Rose makes his way to the ring accompanied by the Rosebuds, clearly thrilled by his title opportunity. Aries looks on in amusement as he removes his cape and IC Title from his waist. As Adam gets to ringside, he does the trust fall, clearly in a jubilant mood. As he enters, Aries hands the title to the ref before shaking Adam's hand.
Now, because Austin Aries is an innovator, the second man to compete in the A Double L Double T Double (that's Austin Aries' Lucky Lottery Triple Threat), is a man that has unfairly been defined by size. A man that will make his name known tonight! Give it up for Horns-LUKE HARPER?!?
Luke Harper slowly makes his way to the ring, his gaze firmly on the two competitors in the ring. Rose looks slightly worried while Aries looks to be on the brink of a nervous breakdown.
There-there must be some mistake! I was supposed to fight Hornswoggle! Luke, big man, there has to have been some sort of mistake!
Harper continues walking down the aisle, seemingly paying no attention to Aries' rambling as he enters the ring. Aries tries to plead with him off mic before the bell rings, causing Aries' eyes to go wide. Harper simply smiles as Aries darts to the outside, clutching the IC Title to his chest.
Now Luke, be reasonable. I've got ring rust to work through, gotta get back in the groove of things. I've got a title defense coming up, and I'd hate to disappoint Kevin Owens.
Tell you what, how about-
Aries is cut off as Harper delivers a massive boot to Adam Rose, taking the party monster off his feet. Harper continues smiling before picking Adam up, onto to drop him with a Discus Clothesline. Harper approaches Aries, the champ looking scared out of his wits.... until he smiles. Aries hands the IC Title to the timekeeper before rolling into the ring and shaking Harper's hand. Harper moves to the corner as Aries climbs the turnbuckle, making sure to pose for the fans before leaping off with a 450 Splash onto Rose. The ref counts the pinfall as Aries gets to his feet, a smile on his face. The ref goes to raise Aries' hand, but a quick movement from Harper sends him scurrying to check on Rose instead. Scooping up the mic, Aries looks directly into the camera.
I hope you were paying attention, fat boy. You may have weaseled your way into challenging for my title, but now I'm gonna make sure you'll never hold this belt. You can't go toe to toe with the Greatest Man That Ever Lived, and now my insurance policy here will make sure you don't stand a chance.
Come on Luke. The stench of failure here sickens me.
Harper merely nods as the duo exit the ring. Aries makes sure to grab the IC Title on the way to the back as we go to a commercial.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:29:39 GMT -5
We go backstage to Damien Sandow. So, Kalisto, eh? I'm not exactly sure what management were thinking, putting me in a match against the jumped up little dwarf who tried and failed to worm his way into a title shot just days before my big match! It's quite possibly one of the most idiotic decisions I've ever seen. The ugly little man can barely even see out of his mask, I bet. What if he injures himself, or worse, me? I mean no one's going to watch the big event without the marquee star on it. You can't have Batman without Batman, I say, and you cannot have the WWE without me.
But, I suppose there's no point in trying to fight it, it's set in stone, just like my championship match. You see, before Samoan Joe overpowered me with his stench, I was on course to defeat him and gain a one on one match with that drug addled loon, Jeffery Hardy, but now it's a triple threat - and then mister jumping beans comes along and tries to make it a fatal four way. No sir, I say. Not today, hombre. Thankfully he was bested, and now I do not have to deal with him ever again outside of this encounter.
Let me make the case as to why I shall win, and he shall most assuredly lose: It's rather simple when you think about it. Kalisto is conceited. He's an arrogant fool and the true man of the people (Damien Sandow) shall defeat him because that is what the narrative of life warrants. Every hero needs a villain to conquer! A vile drug-mule villain, but a villain all the same. This superhero shall defeat Kalisto and bask in the cheers of the crowd. Then, I'll go onto the pay per view, and defeat Jeff Hardy and Samoan Joe to become the WWE champion de facto! I shall claim what is mine, as each and every one of you know I am the uncrowned world's champion. Good day, sirs. Good day.Let me be as upfront with you guys, the WWE Universe, as much as possible. I don't know what's been happening to me lately. Every single week I come in and I put on a show for each and every one of you watching here and around the world. And every time I put on a show I get rewarded for it. I earned a match with Austin Aries for the Intercontinental Championship at SummerSlam and I gave him everything I had to offer in that match. I came so close to being in the same league as men like Bret Hart, Curt Hennig, and Eddie Guerrero, Dios bendiga su alma. But then that championship.......it just slipped right out of my hands. After how much dedication I put into putting one leg through the front door I got kicked out without even nearly half the effort.
I get told by Hunter that I've got a non-title match with mi idolo, Jeff Hardy, and I come so close to putting his shoulders to the mat for the three-count, but I get told that time ran out. Triple H looked deep inside himself and gave me one more chance to prove I belonged here, to PROVE I belonged in the same conversation with the guys that've been running this joint for years now......and I failed. I failed Hunter, I failed myself, and most importantly I failed the fans.
It really doesn't take long for narratives to start to form in this business. When I lost at SummerSlam to Aries, I heard what the guys in the back were saying about me: "Oh, poor Kalisto. He was this close to making his biggest splash in WWE! He still put on a hell of a match though." And I accepted that, because they were right. I was that close, and I did put on a hell of a match! But what I've been hearing since my last match? "Kalisto comes up short yet again. Figures, a guy like him just simply can't win the big one."
That? Hearing that is poison to my mind. It's a knife straight through my heart when I hear someone say something like that. But let me remind everyone that doubts me with this: I am Kalisto, and I AM one of the greatest luchadores on. This. Planet. Set backs don't define who I am, the constant rises I go through to get to the top of the mountain are what defines me. What I've experienced so far, those are the step backs. But when I climb that mountain, when I reach that brass ring and become a champion here in WWE, that is what will define my career. The set backs I face now will be just a damn afterthought when all is said and done. But for now, I start over. And I climb the mountain once again.
My opponent tonight is Damien Sandow. Any fool could look into Damien's eyes and see a joke, but I know the truth. Damien's been wrestling in this business for almost fifteen years now, and the man is a pure student of the game. A former tag team champion and trained by the man Killer Kowalski himself. I know Damien wants to prove himself as he gets ready for his No Mercy. I don't know what the future looks like for me right now but starting now I've gotta prove myself as much as ever to the world. I have to climb the mountain again and go back to fulfilling the mission I said I would always work towards. I look forward to starting that again tonight with Damien, and may the best man win.
La misión continúa. Kalisto está listo.The following contest is scheduled for one fall!HALLELUJAH!Hallelujah ChorusIntroducing first, from Palo Alto, California, weighing in at 247 pounds, Damien Sandow!Sandow two nights away from a WWE Heavyweight Championship match. He came up big in his last PPV match against The Miz, and now he's looking to add some gold to his trophy case.His opponent tonight could have been in his shoes had things gone differently last week.LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!Lucha LuchaAnd his opponent, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 170 pounds, "The Lucha Dragon", Kalisto!Kalisto came up just short against Jeff Hardy last week, and as a result, he'll be watching No Mercy from the sidelines.But he has a chance to make an impression and say "Hey, I'm still worth taking a chance on!" if he manages to beat Sandow here tonight.Damien Sandow vs. Kalisto 10 Minutes (5:40)
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 16:32:08 GMT -5
Kalisto with a Salida del Sol.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2015 16:32:20 GMT -5
Kalisto low bridges Sandow to the outside, and follows up with a gorgeous no-hands tope!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 16:33:15 GMT -5
Sandow with a Elbow of Disdain!
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:33:49 GMT -5
Sandow with a reluctant "He has a title match and Kalisto doesn't" kneelift.
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 9, 2015 16:38:27 GMT -5
Sandow with a dropkick
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:40:30 GMT -5
Kalisto hooks Sandow for the Salida Del Sol, but Damien wriggles out of it. He grabs Kalisto's arms, Terminus! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Damien Sandow!
Sandow taunts as we go backstage.
Dean Ambrose is in the locker room taping up his fists when he spots the camera and turns to it.
Tonight is Pick Your Poison which means I have no clue who I'm facing tonight but that doesn't matter. You already saw who I picked for you Roman, so I can only imagine who you chose for me. Maybe you decided to pick a legend like Chris Jericho, maybe you chose an underdog like Adam Rose or maybe Heyman convinced you to bring out "The Beast" Brock Lesnar? It doesn't matter who you bring out there for me to face because nothing is going to stop me from making a point tonight. Anyone that steps in that ring is going to be facing the very best of Dean Ambrose, I'm giving it my all just like I will on Sunday.
Honestly, I thought the lead up to this match would be different. I was expecting a battle between two friends to see who was truly the best but something's changed. Instead of the Roman I know, the guy who didn't care about the odds and took on any challenge regardless of if he was the favorite. We've got this smarmy asshat who thinks he's entitled to something because of who he's related to. That's not how this works, man. You think you're destined for greatness and you were until you decided to hedge your bets against me.
I've never been one to call myself the underdog, I'm more of an alley cat. Not because of my past but because I'm used to taking punishment in a fight. I'm used to coming home after a brawl and putting that cold slab of steak on my eye so that I could see in the morning. I'll take a beating if it means I walk out the winner and that's exactly what I'm gonna do tonight and what I'm going to do Sunday.
It's "The Biggest Dog in the Yard" versus "The Craziest Cat in the Game" on Sunday and Roman, you're going to see just how crazy I can get.
Ambrose throws the roll of tape back in the locker before shutting it and walking out of frame.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:45:07 GMT -5
The following contest is a Pick Your Poison match, and is our main event of the evening!RetaliationIntroducing first, from Cincinnati, Ohio, weighing in at 225 pounds, Dean Ambrose!Ambrose's gamble on Seth Rollins earlier tonight didn't pay off, as he just laid down for Roman Reigns.He can't be thinking about that now, and he'd better not be thinking about that in two nights.And his opponent, selected by Roman Reigns...What's that metronome I hear? Perhaps the end is drawing near, You never hear the shot that takes you down...
OUT OF TIME! SO SAY GOODBYE!Broken DreamsOh man!From Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 18 stone, Drew McIntyre!A genius move by Reigns and Heyman here. Not only is Drew wrestling his second match of the night, he also has to face his brother-in-arms!Brilliant pick by Reigns! Now can Ambrose focus and fight off his friend tonight?Dean Ambrose vs. Drew McIntyre (HINT: Dean wins) 5 Minutes (5:50)
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:45:26 GMT -5
Deano with the HINTplex!
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 16:46:17 GMT -5
Dean with a rebounding HINT to the face.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 9, 2015 16:47:15 GMT -5
Dean with an unflattering picture of Drew's old girlfriend, scaring him off for the count out!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Oct 9, 2015 16:47:52 GMT -5
Dean with Hold #327: the Hungarian Hint Lock!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 16:48:13 GMT -5
Ambrose of a Fingerpoke of Doom!
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:49:39 GMT -5
A hard fought match ends after Dean counters Future Shock into Dirty Deeds! Cover! 1! 2! 3!Here is your winner, Dean Ambrose!And Ambrose survives his test, just two nights away from his match with Reigns!The question is, can Ambrose recover in time? We'll find out on Sunday. Until then, this is William Regal, thank you for joining us, we'll see you in two nights!Ambrose helps Drew to his feet as Raw fades out. --------- Thanks to Brainbustaaah!, Oak: Certified Jade Hater, Gus Richlen Was Wrong, Fake Jesus, TOO SWEET, Waffel113, Jeff Mangum PI, Giul T., cageking666, Malibu Albino, Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!, MrBRulzOK, suave, and anyone else I'm forgetting for voting, promoing, or just hanging out in the Slack chat for the show. Special thanks to Oak: Certified Jade Hater for writing the A Double L Double. If anybody wants to accept Miz/Seth's open challenge for No Mercy, PM me or Spartan indicating your interest. Deadline is noon on Sunday. Speaking of No Mercy, the final card looks like this: WWE No Mercy, Live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! October 11th, 4 PM EST, 1 PM PST, 9 PM GMT, 11 PM in Finland. To be run by Fake JesusNWA World Heavyweight Championship #1 Contenders Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns ( Malibu Albino vs. suave) Becky Lynch vs. Jimmy Jacobs ( Dub H vs. Malibu Albino) WWE Tag Team Championships: The Young Bucks vs. The Legion of Super Numbers ( TOO SWEET vs. Giul T. and cageking666) WWE Diva's Championship: Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Syxx ( Malibu Albino vs. cageking666) Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan ( armbar vs. MrBRulzOK) Intercontinental Championship: Austin Aries vs. Kevin Owens ( Oak: Certified Jade Hater vs. Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!) Steel Cage Match: Christian Cage vs. Cage ( Giul T. vs. cageking666) WWE Heavyweight Championship: Jeff Hardy vs. Damien Sandow vs. Samoa Joe ( suave vs. Fake Jesus vs. Gus Richlen Was Wrong) The Miz and Seth Rollins Open Challenge ( Waffel113 and TOO SWEET) See you Sunday for Nitro and No Mercy!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 17:02:37 GMT -5
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