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Post by cageking666 on Oct 9, 2015 15:16:32 GMT -5
Drew with a Samoan Spike Drop
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 15:19:06 GMT -5
Joe with a Coquina Clutch!
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Post by Fake Jesus on Oct 9, 2015 15:25:21 GMT -5
Joe with a Joe
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:26:08 GMT -5
Random.org says Samoa Joe with a Cocaine Clutch.
Drew has Joe hooked for the Future Shock, but Joe gets an arm free and gets Drew up, Musclebuster!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Joe taunts as we go to the back.
Kyle Edwards is backstage.
I'm Kyle Edwards and my guest at this time is Jimmy Jacobs.
Jacobs walks into the shot and wide smile on his face.
Kyle, thanks for taking the time to seek me out, most people steer clear when they see me coming.
Uh...no problem...for the past month you have been threatening Becky Lynch culminating-
Let me stop you there, Kyle. "Threatening" is the wrong word. I've been challenging Becky because I know that she isn't as strong as she claims to be. I know that she thinks of herself as some warrior woman but deep inside she's overcompensating for what she truly is, weak.
Some have criticized you for going after a female wrestler instead of one of the boys, what do you say to that?
The boys will have there time, Samuel Shaw has, BJ Whitmer will tonight, there's plenty of me to go around. I started with Becky because nobody is safe from me, nobody can hold off my campaign of violence, who knows I might even go after you next, Kyle.
Kyle awkwardly laughs as Jacobs stares at him.
You mentioned BJ Whitmer, tonight he is your opponent, you guys have quite a history how does that affect you going into the match?
Saying BJ and I have "history" is a pretty huge understatement. We've been friends, we've been enemies, BJ is the man I had my last match with before coming to this company. Tonight will be different though. Tonight is BJ's last night in this company, guaranteed. I said BJ and I have been friends but I have no friends in this world I only have those who can be used. BJ could have been useful but he's failed at everything he's done since coming to WWE, tonight I end his miserable run and send him back to the indies in a body bag.
What about Becky Lynch, you cost her a shot at the Diva's Championship last week, any plans for her tonight?
Becky knows where to find me and I know that she'll be watching me decimate my "friend" tonight. The time has come and now the stage must be set, Becky Lynch's end is nigh and my rise shall not be hindered.
Jacobs walks off as we fade on the scene.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:30:32 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, from Owensburg, Kentucky, weighing in at 230 pounds, BJ Whitmer!Dead man walking.Normally, that's a figure of speech, but with his opponent tonight, that could very well happen.Sickness & SorrowAnd his opponent, from Kalamazoo, Michigan, weighing in at 169 pounds, Jimmy Jacobs!There is no doubt in my mind that Jacobs is psychotic. Look at what he did to Samuel Shaw, add his fixation with Becky Lynch, and it just all adds up.Jacobs is perhaps the most dangerous man in WWE today, that's for sure.Jimmy Jacobs vs. BJ Whitmer (squash) 5 Minutes (BJ goes bye-bye at 4:35)
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 15:31:31 GMT -5
Jacobs sends BJ to the big high school gymnasium in the sky.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:32:04 GMT -5
Jimmy literally kills BJ.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:35:02 GMT -5
Jimmy brutalizes Whitmer, before finally putting him down with the Contra Code! Cover! 1! 2! 3!Here is your winner, Jimmy Jacobs!Another merciless showing from Jacobs tonight.And now what's he doing?After the match Jacobs exits the ring and grabs a mic before coming back in and standing over BJ Whitmer. I told you what I'd do to BJ tonight, gaze into your future Becky because this doesn't end until I've broken you! I know you're listening Becky, you've been wanting to destroy me since I first mentioned your name, well I want you to take a look at BJ here.Jimmy crouches down and picks the downed Whitmer up so that they are on the same level, draping his arm around him. One of my very best friends and I've left him a wreck in this ring, who knows if he'll even be able to wrestle again after tonight! Just imagine what that means for you? But I don't plan on yammering on much longer, no, tonight...tonight there will be blood!Jacobs reaches into his tights and pulls out a railroad spike leading to a few audible gasps in the crowd. Tonight BJ Whitmer bleeds for you, Becky!Jacobs drives the spike into Whitmer's forehead as he screams in pain. Whitmer falls down onto the mat as Jacobs stays on him looking to add to the punishment. Honor for the FallenYou stop that right now you sick son of a bitch.Lynch comes out holding a mcirophone making her way to the ring with an angered look on her face I`m sick tired of all your mind games and of all your nonsensical violence. Lets make things clear,i don`t want to talk.
You want to do god-almighty-knows-what to me.And I want to fight you .So why don't you leave that poor man alone and face me right now.No excuses,lets do it.Jacobs stands up and begins to laugh. Well, well, well, here comes Becky Lynch brave as ever. Let's see what you got!Jacobs kicks Whitmer out of the ring and gestures for Becky to head down. Show the people how "brave" you truly are, Becky! Show them what happens when someone pisses you off!Becky gives a short scoff You arrogant bastard, I think I will!Becky lynch drops the microphone and runs to the ring ,trying to pull his legs to drop him as soon as she enters the ring Jimmy falls to the mat hard and goes to rake Becky's eyes as soon as she gets close to him. Becky recoils in pain and turns away just as Jacobs gets up. Jacobs lunges towards her and the two tumble out of the ring as they rain blows down on each other. Lynch ends up on top of Jacobs and is about to lock in the Dis-Arm-Her when Jacobs elbows her and quickly makes his way up the ramp to boos from the crowd. We go to commercial break.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:40:04 GMT -5
We return from commercial with the MizTV setup in the ring, along with The Miz and Johnny Gargano. Welcome to the most must-see talk show in sports entertainment history; welcome, to MizTV! I am your host, The Miz, joining me is Johnny Gargano, and soon, we'll be introducing our guests. But first, I'd like to use this platform to make an open challenge. Seth and I are looking for competition, and to be frank, we find a lot of the current division to be wanting. So here's the deal: anybody who wants to come out and face us at No Mercy, and try to make themselves famous, consider that your notice. Anyone gonna be brave enough to step up?I doubt it. They must have seen what you did to Jericho and Mundo last week.So if anybody is brave or stupid enough to try and beat us, you know what you gotta do. But let's move on to business at hand. These two men who I'm about to introduce have been fighting tooth and nail for the better part of two months, and last week their feud came to a bit of a head when one of them cost the other a shot at the WWE Tag Team Championships. I am of course talking about Christian Cage, and the machine, they call him Cage!
So allow me to bring them out to the ring right now. Ladies and gentlemen, Christian Cage!Electronic CountdownTakeoverChristian comes out onto the stage and makes his way into the ring, where Gargano hands him a mic. Christian, thank you for your time. It's a pleasure to have you.Miz offers his hand, but Christian just glares at him. ...all right then. So, Christian, is there anything you'd like to say before I bring Cage out?Yeah, I would. Right now, I know Cage wants to kill me for doing what I had to do to make sure he'll fight me. But right now, I want to let Cage know, that he's put me here. He's placed my back up against the wall by attacking me, threatening my well-being and my livelihood. He wants to let the WWE Universe know that he is the Machine, he's the most dangerous being in all of the WWE. He doesn't know what being dangerous truly is. He's never had himself backed into a corner, he's never been up shit creek without a paddle. If he wants to play predator, then he should know that the most dangerous animal, is a cornered, hurt animal.
I've been hurt, I've been cornered, I'm the one that has to make the statement against not only Cage, but the rising force of time. Cage may be a machine, but he's going up against a man who has nothing to gain, and everything to lose. When a man has those insurmountable odds, he'll do whatever he can to push through them. I'm ready to do anything and everything in order to stand tall over Cage.And now, please welcome the man that they call Cage!I'M A MACHINE!!!War Inside My HeadCage makes his way to the ring as well, and snatches Christian's mic. Cage, welcome to MizTV. Anything you want to say before we get down to business?Nope. Let's get this over with.All right, so let's get right to it. I've heard from a semi-reliable source backstage that tonight, it'll be announced that you two will face off at No Mercy. You two have jumped each other, cost each other matches, exchanged some trash talk, so my question is this. If you two really do wind up fighting at No Mercy, does that put this beef to bed, or does it just up the intensity?It's going to end the feud because I'm going to end Cage where he stands. He's going to find the value of experience first hand and he's going to respect me and the other legends, even if I have to beat it out of him. Plus, I don't have the rest of my life to keep dealing with this machine, I have plans of being the best on RAW so I've got plans to capture the WWE World Heavyweight championship. So after I'm done with Cage, the champ better watch out for Christian Cage!
As a matter of fact-Christian blasts Cage in the head with the microphone! Caught off guard, Cage doesn't fight back for some time, but recovers and hits Christian with one of the chairs! Miz looks ready to stop the chaos, but Johnny whispers something to him, causing a smirk to spread across his face. After watching the two go at it for a bit more, he raises his mic. Hey, hey. Guys!The two carry on, indifferent. GUYS! When this mic goes up, your fists go down. Got it? I have something that both of you will really want to hear.The two glance at each other, before slowly turning to Miz. My friend Johnny over here just told me some news from none other than Triple H himself. He's just informed me that this Sunday at No Mercy, you two will face off in a steel cage!Sounds fine with me. Lock Old Yeller in a cage and watch The Machine take him out!
No more hiding Cage, this match is going to be the end of you!See? Told you you'd want to hear that. Now Triple H is also telling you two to play nice until Sunday comes, so until then, this has been another edition of MizTV!Miz smirks while the two stare each other down as we go to break.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:45:09 GMT -5
We cut to the back where we see Daniel Bryan backstage, warming up for his upcoming match. He throws a few kicks at some kickpads held by his protege, Kyle O'Reilly, looking particularly focused. As he trains, Kyle Edwards approaches with a microphone. Bryan, last week it was announced that at No Mercy you'll be going one on one again with none other than the Authority's recent muscle, Sheamus. Last time you two met you walked out the victor, but no doubt that the Irishman is furious about that first loss, and now with so much on the line you have to imagine it won't be easy to beat him again.Bryan glances over. You're right, Kyle. It's not gonna be easy. Nothing in the WWE is ever easy. Wrestling itself is FAR from easy! Do you know how tough it is training for this sport of ours? It's a toll on your body, both mentally and physically. Not everybody has what it takes to come out ready for prime time. And even when you do, there's no gurantees. Because if somebody in power happens to dislike you... they could railroad your career before it even begins.
And well, I know all about that. I'm used to having people deny me opportunities. Whether it's because of my size, my appearance, or my awesome beard, I've been written off time and time again. When I first stepped into this company people thought I wouldn't last a day. After they saw my debut in NXT, well... can you blame them?
Thing is though I stuck to my guns. I kept going with what brought me to the dance, and in spite of every obstacle in my way, it didn't stop me from becoming the United States Champion; it didn't stop me from becoming a WWE Tag Team Champion; it didn't stop me from becoming a WWE World Heavyweight Champion! I persevered, without somebody giving me the chance to do so. I just went out there and wrestled until they had no choice!
And Sheamus... he's taking the easy way out. He's trying to suck up to the higher ups for his shot, and look how quickly they've threatened to turn on him. I warned you, I did. I know Triple H and how his mind works. He's impatient, and if you're not delivering then he's not buying. And so now your back is against the wall, huh, Big Red?
Well I'm afraid I'm not standing down for your sake. You really want to stay with such a toxic group as The Authority? Then you'll have to make me stay down! And I promise you that I won't let you beat me easily.Strong words, Bryan. But let's also talk about your match tonight against Angeli...Yeah, Kyle. Let's have a little chitty chat.Daniel glances over as none other than Rocky Romero shows up, a sneer on his eye-patch covered face. Kyle immediately locks eyes --- or eye --- with him. What are you doing here, Romero?Mang, can't I come over and catch up with one of my good buddies. I ain't got nothing better to do tonight, after all. How's it going, Bryan? Still trying to wrestle despite the doctors telling you not to, eh? I ain't shocked. You've always been as stubborn as a... well, a goat. Heh, now I get why you got that stupid nickname.Careful, Rocky. Goats tend to have a bad temper.Romero cackles. Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! Listen, Bryan: Angelico and I... we ain't happy. Not a damn bit. We got screwed by those obnoxious little shits, The Young Bucks. That should be US in the finals against the... number guys. Not them! But whatever, I'll let the babies have their bottle. Cause we're gonna take it away from em soon enough.
And then it occurred to me that you're facing my brother in arms, Angelico tonight. And so I'm thinking... just imagine the opportunity we'll get if we knock off the Yes Man himself!You couldn't beat me before, Romero, and you know it.Romero scowls. That's the PAST! I ain't the young upstart I was back then. Nah, I know what mistakes I made. But you see, Danny boy, I studied you when I stepped in the ring with you. I remember every move, every counter, every submission from that match. And I went ahead and spilled all your juicy little secrets to my boy, Angelico. So you ain't got a chance in Hell tonight at beating him. How do you like that, you gringo?Bryan simply chuckles. I look forward to it Rocky. You tell Angelico that I'll be sure to give him the fight of his life. His attitude aside, the kid's got talent. I mean he must since you decided to team with him. But see, talent doesn't mean much if you don't have the experience to back it up. Angelico wants to beat me tonight? Well he's not dealing with a mere goat, Romero. He's dealing with the American Dragon.
And just like when you faced him, it's not gonna end well. Bryan and Romero have a stare down before the latter scoffs. Hmmmmph, you think you're so bad, but you're nothing but a punk! I can't wait to see Angelico break that stupid neck of yours for good. Then the only thing you're gonna be saying yes to if the offer for anesthesia!Romero sneers before shoving Edwards aside and waltzing off. Bryan simply watches as he does. Well if the Sinners and Saints want to get in my way tonight then I'll be glad to show them a little dark side of my own.Bryan throws a few more swift kicks to those training pads wielded by his sparring partner as the shot fades. Before we begin with our next match, we have some late-breaking news from Triple H. He has announced that at No Mercy, Becky Lynch will go one on one with Jimmy Jacobs!Based on the hate those two have for each other, somebody's not leaving the Staples Center under their own power. Should be a great match on Sunday, but let's get back to tonight's action.The following contest is scheduled for one fall!Gonna Party LikeIntroducing first, accompanied by Rocky Romero, from Johannesburg, South Africa, weighing in at 214 pounds, Angelico!This will be our first look at Angelico in singles competition, and he has a tall mountain to climb if he wants to make it a successful debut.Any given night, anything can happen, William.Yes! Yes! Yes!And his opponent, accompanied by Kyle O'Reilly, from Aberdeen, Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, Daniel Bryan!Bryan has a rematch with Sheamus lined up in two nights at No Mercy, but Angelico has to be looking at this match as a chance to make a name for himself as a singles competitor as well as a tag team expert!Bryan can't be caught looking forward to his match on Sunday, or Angelico's going to pull the rug out from under him tonight.Angelico vs. Daniel Bryan 10 Minutes (4:55)
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 15:48:03 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan with the Yes Lock.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:48:31 GMT -5
Bryan with a high knee!
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 15:49:53 GMT -5
Bryan with a Yes Lock!
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 15:55:08 GMT -5
Angelico lunges in and looks for a high knee, but Bryan dodges it. Angelico recovers, but turns around right into a high kick! He staggers backward, Bryan hits the Knee-Plus! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Daniel Bryan!
A strong showing against a game opponent tonight, but can he defeat Sheamus again in two nights?
We fade to the back on Bryan leading the crowd in Yes chants.
We head backstage to Matt Jackson yelling at no one in particular.
I DECLARE SHENANIGANS!
THIS MATCH IS A JOKE!
LUCKY THIRTEEN IS A FRAUD!
A young and ambitious blonde haired man runs up wearing an old time bowler's cap and press jacket.
Why hello sir. My name is Nicholas Jackson, one of the newest reporters here for the World Wide Wrestling Federation. I couldn't help but hear about your claims of shenanigans and I fear the repercussions of such a bold statement without any evidence.
Howdy there young gentlemen Nicholas Jackson. You heard my yells correctly. I am NOT happy right this second and I am angry at Triple H or whoever it was that came to the decision that tonight I will be facing Lucky Thirteen in a singles match. I am not a singles wrestler. I do not compete in one on one matches. I am a TAG wrestler and one of the best tag team wrestlers yet at this very moment, my poor partner Nick Jackson is abandoned and alone somewhere out there stuck watching me wrestle by myself rather than being able to be on that apron with me and join me for this battle.
This isn't right. This isn't fair.
And I am fighting this match under protest.
Couldn't this "Nick Jackson" that you speak of still be by your side as a manager?
A manager? How dare you belittle my tag team partner by relegating him to the status of a mouthpiece and cheerleader outside of the ring.
No, poor Nick was disheveled at not being able to compete for the people out here tonight and decided that he would make better use of this time. So instead of coming here and sitting around the arena doing nothing, he opted to buy a ticket to Antarctica and help take care of the penguins! Right this moment he probably has a baby penguin cradled in his arm and feeding it grinded up fish out of a bottle.
So Nicholas...
Matt and Nicholas look at each other.
I mean Nick, I am dedicating this battle to you and your journey to save the penguins.
And if I lose tonight . . . I grant you full permission to superkick a poor baby penguin in the face. Have fun with that on your conscience, Lucky 13.
The Jacksons walk off.
We go to the backstage area where we see Lucky 13 shockingly without Nikki Syxx...shooting dice?
There is a funny thing about Luck. See, either it happens or it doesn't. There is never any mistake or doubt when it strikes, and nobody ever chalked up luck as just a coincidence. No No No No....Luck has always been known as a miracle or even a life saver. Then, just when you think your luck has run out, the dice roll again *rolls dice* and you win something else, and the game of life continues, and the chaos of luck keeps going. That's all our fears, as humans, is that one day our luck is going to run out and it will be the end of all we know. *picks up dice*
Matt. Tonight will be my first one on one match, and you need to look in that broken ass mirror you and Nick have and truly TRULY ask yourself...Do You Feel Lucky Punk?
*rolls dice*
Because I Do.
The camera zooms down on the image of the two dice. One with a one on it. The other with a three.
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:00:01 GMT -5
The following contest is scheduled for one fall!I Love ItIntroducing first, accompanied by Neville, from The Restroom in the Back of the Wal-Mart, weighing in at 161 pounds, Lucky 13!The masked man and his mistress Nikki Syxx could walk away with a belt each on Sunday night.Neither of them are going to be in for an easy win, though. She faces Alicia Fox, and he'll be teaming with Neville against The Young Bucks!MMMBopAnd his opponent, from Hesperia, California, weighing in at 178 pounds, Matt Jackson!Matt going it alone for the first time in his WWE career tonight.On paper, this is an even matchup, but the Jacksons always have something or other up their sleeves.Lucky 13 vs. Matt Jackson 10 Minutes (5:10)
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:00:51 GMT -5
Matt has no fear of the underdog, which proves to be his downfall when Lucky hits him with the Shooting Star.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Oct 9, 2015 16:02:36 GMT -5
Matt Jackson with a superkick to the face.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Oct 9, 2015 16:03:26 GMT -5
Matt with a SUPERKICK!!!!!
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Post by Waffel113 on Oct 9, 2015 16:09:48 GMT -5
Lucky goes up top for the Shooting Star and jumps, but Matt rolls out of the way! Lucky gets to his feet, SUPERKICK!!! Cover!
1! 2! 3!
Here is your winner, Matt Jackson!
And the Bucks take the momentum advantage heading into No Mercy on Sunday.
Matt sneers at the crowd as we go to the back.
Kevin Owens is backstage taping his fists for the match tonight
So for some reason one week before I challenge for the Intercontinental title I'm fighting some opaque Irishman. Why? What Trips are you sore at me for losing the NWA World title Match at Summerslam? You don't want me going in at 100%?
Sheamus is a bruiser, he's a good fighter, and no doubt he will leave me sore.
But I'm Kevin Owens, and I'm used to it, and tough as Sheamus is nothing will slow me down on my road to the Intercontinental championship. So Sheamus just like those before you I will leave you laying broken in the ring, and then cash the check I get and give it to my family, so they can live comfortably for another long while.
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 9, 2015 16:12:52 GMT -5
Lucky with a DDT
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