Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Sept 28, 2015 15:42:45 GMT -5
My sister ran into Hornswoggle in a hotel once, along with Matt Striker and Tommy Dreamer. She asked for a picture with them and said Hornswoggle acted pervy, snickering about how he liked the view when he faced my sister, as he's about eye-level to my sister's rather ample chest. I wish you hadn't said it that way... Rather Ample Chest (or RAC for short) is the name of my community dance theater troupe.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 28, 2015 15:48:16 GMT -5
I know that it's wrong, but just the fact that he actually is an honest-to-God Evil Midget in real life is darkly amusing to me. Evil, pervy Hornswoggle has so much potential as a character. Although it does actually manage to make that Ariel Winter segment even more awkward, something I really didn't think was possible.
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Post by lionheart21 on Sept 28, 2015 15:51:54 GMT -5
This doesn't shock me. I remember a few months back when he went on Twitter and talked shit to Cody by saying that Cody was only given opportunities because his father was Dusty Rhodes. Even if that was initially the case, Cody's shown time and again that he deserves a spot on the roster. Hornswoggle's just a bitter, and now apparently chauvinistic, asshole who's never deserved his spot.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 28, 2015 16:00:21 GMT -5
This doesn't shock me. I remember a few months back when he went on Twitter and talked shit to Cody by saying that Cody was only given opportunities because his father was Dusty Rhodes. Even if that was initially the case, Cody's shown time and again that he deserves a spot on the roster. Hornswoggle's just a bitter, and now apparently chauvinistic, asshole who's never deserved his spot. And Hornswoggle was only given a job because he's a little person. If he were a normal sized wrestler, he probably wouldn't have lasted as long as he has.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2015 16:06:33 GMT -5
Why is Hornswoggle still employed? WWE are probably worried about the headline it might generate. "WWE FIRES PITIFUL MIDGET BECAUSE HE IS SMALL"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 28, 2015 16:08:56 GMT -5
Why is Hornswoggle still employed? WWE are probably worried about the headline it might generate. "WWE FIRES PITIFUL MIDGET BECAUSE HE IS SMALL"Him being small is why he's still there. He serves no purpose to the TV product nor does he have much potential to. And he's a bit of an ass.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 16:10:57 GMT -5
I wish you hadn't said it that way... Why? The use of "ample", mainly. It's one of those words that's unfortunately straddling the line between neutral and euphemistic
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 28, 2015 16:16:18 GMT -5
I know that it's wrong, but just the fact that he actually is an honest-to-God Evil Midget in real life is darkly amusing to me. Evil, pervy Hornswoggle has so much potential as a character. Although it does actually manage to make that Ariel Winter segment even more awkward, something I really didn't think was possible. Give him Val Venis' old theme and make him creep on everything that moves.
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Post by greeby on Sept 28, 2015 16:22:18 GMT -5
I know that it's wrong, but just the fact that he actually is an honest-to-God Evil Midget in real life is darkly amusing to me. Evil, pervy Hornswoggle has so much potential as a character. Although it does actually manage to make that Ariel Winter segment even more awkward, something I really didn't think was possible. That was bad, but given what she was last in the news for, keep him the hell away from her now.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2015 16:26:21 GMT -5
I love Ariel Winter. I didn't see what Hornswoggle did to her, and I'm glad I didn't.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Sept 28, 2015 16:27:27 GMT -5
Who's ariel winter? kevin thorn's valet?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 16:28:19 GMT -5
Evil, pervy Hornswoggle has so much potential as a character. Although it does actually manage to make that Ariel Winter segment even more awkward, something I really didn't think was possible. That was bad, but given what she was last in the news for, keep him the hell away from her now. What was she in the news for?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 28, 2015 16:30:02 GMT -5
Who's ariel winter? kevin thorn's valet? The girl from The Chaperone.
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2015 16:34:26 GMT -5
Ariel is Princess Sofia, who I adore, so the idea of Hornswoggle humping her leg, or whatever he did, is nightmare fuel for me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2015 16:35:20 GMT -5
Why is Hornswoggle still employed? To get great moment like JBL throwing a trash can at him or Miz shooting him in the nuts.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 28, 2015 16:39:10 GMT -5
Ariel is Princess Sofia, who I adore, so the idea of Hornswoggle humping her leg, or whatever he did, is nightmare fuel for me. Oh, don't worry, he didn't hump her leg. He just gave her chocolates and a kiss during a special Valentine's Day Khali Kiss Cam.
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Post by greeby on Sept 28, 2015 16:39:23 GMT -5
That was bad, but given what she was last in the news for, keep him the hell away from her now. What was she in the news for? Breast reduction surgery, as she had ballooned to 32F and it was causing her a world of pain.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Sept 28, 2015 16:45:52 GMT -5
That's our Horny!
*cues 80s sitcom theme music*
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 28, 2015 16:47:42 GMT -5
Ariel is Princess Sofia, who I adore, so the idea of Hornswoggle humping her leg, or whatever he did, is nightmare fuel for me. Oh, don't worry, he didn't hump her leg. He just gave her chocolates and a kiss during a special Valentine's Day Khali Kiss Cam. Ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Post by Lancers on Sept 28, 2015 18:01:04 GMT -5
I feel like this is like the ninth thread I've seen on these forums that eventually winds up referencing the fact about the Modern Family daughter having breast reduction surgery. It's weird enough it get brought up in my "Did Ken Patera's Curtains Match the Drapes?" thread.
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